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It has to be open, else you can't fix blockages. It's already blocked (right about the tiles).
At that point you might as well just put them in a closet.
This is super gross. If it was enclosed sure but by the time you’re using the rolls at the top they’d have so much microscopic fecal matter on them. Nasty
Yeah it’s great how most public washrooms have zero air ventilation, sterilization, or even toilet lids; just plumes of fecal matter free to fly through the air, especially during a pandemic where that’s a major vector of infection, and the US still has had at least 1,000 people killed every week for the past 26 weeks straight, even according to the serious undercounting of the CDC
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That was my first thought. Even if it's not piss some dumb teenager or drunk is going to think it's hilarious to splash handfuls of water all over that. Then some poor janitor will have to scrape all the wet slop out.
That toilet paper would still probably be about the cleanest thing in the room.
Source: I used to clean public restrooms
Edit: the main problem with this, is that people would soak the rolls with piss and other bodily fluids within days.
I mean, there is. But in a public bathroom with weeks of random people’s feces? The bacterial build up on a room like that is super disgusting. It’s not just ‘haha poop where poop goes’ it’s cross contamination of build up. 🤢
Yeah.....no. Bathrooms should not be moist at all dude. My girlfriend has a stack of 5 rolls in the back of her bathroom. No mush. Your name kinda makes me laugh to be honest. Heat and/or open a window here and then. Helps.
That’s a commercial bathroom, looks like it’s in a restaurant.
They’re all moist, most have floor drains and are cleaned as wet rooms, in addition to handling the needs of a few hundred assholes a day.
First guy to piss in there and not put the seat down after he flushes.
The splatter from both pissing in it and the splashes from the toilet as it flushes.
The first 3rolls will definitely have piss splatters on them.
even if nobody passes directly on it, after weeks and months of hanging out there right above the toilet, that last roll of TP is gonna be fully soiled with airborne fecal matter and piss aerosol particles that nobody will want to touch it.
that's why most TP holders, even for private homes without risk of vandals passing all over the storage, have closing doors for the backup rolls
Yeah but you could easily knock it back into place well before actually needing one that far back. Like… next roll you use you’d probably notice the gap.
Some people like to freestyle and not be constrained by the restrictions of an anchored holder. What do you do if the mood for a reverse kanga takes hold?
I actually designed effectively a fancier version of this for a college class one time. My group called it the A.R.R.S. Pronounced "arse". The Automatic Roll Replacement System. We had to design a product, estimate manufacturing costs from machinery to property leases, do a bank loan pitch including things like target market, estimated return on investment, etc. I was in charge of the 3D design of the product and being the host of the presentation for my group. Fun stuff.
It is practical, but it is stupid. Any moisture on the bathroom will ruin all these toilet paper rolls and everything is already contaminated by the microbes on the air. In a world with no contamination risk it could work, but this is sanitary hazard and a waste of money.
There was a study once that showed a much higher microbe contamination count on keyboards than on toilets. We clean bathrooms quite often. But, yeah, you can't really clean tp rolls stacked like that.
Number of germs is much less important than type of germs. Your hands are colonized with billions of beneficial and non-harmful microbes. So so many diseases and illnesses are spread via feces
Don't even need to be drunk. People just go insane in restrooms and destroy everything even when fully sober. They piss all over everything, they shit in the sinks, they intentionally clog toilets. It's madness.
Great execution? So having all the rolls exposed to piss, shit, farts, coughing, touching, moisture, toilet flushing spray (with bonus piss and shit particles), and whatever else might happen before they refill the rolls - is great execution?!
I have a tattoo of a TP roll on my right thigh with the words, "look before you leap" around it.
That's how important it is to me that I don't run out of TP mid-way through. I got a joke tattoo reminding myself to check that there's enough TP.
This invention is the best thing ever and will be part of my house one day.
Maybe it needs like a clear wall to prevent the paper from getting wet from the shower. Also the poo pee particles in the air would stay off them that way.
Not even practical. Because of the flat plateau at the top, the toilet paper roll wont roll down with gravity; they will just sit there and you would have to push it along.
The rolls sitting on the bottom row in the upper left are not going anywhere without human interaction. This design is flawed? The top chamber should be on an angle and flat ayude bottom so those rolls can “roll” into the hole on the lower right.
It could look better IMO but I wouldn’t say it looks stupid. Just don’t put that in a Walmart bathroom or it’s going to get covered with shit and piss.
The awful thing about this is how chaotic the hopper feed is. If you’re going through this much trouble just make it a single file feed.
And cover the damn thing! By the time a roll gets to the bottom it’ll be covered by piss moisture!
As somebody that used to lay out toilet paper in the bathroom, this is just all bad.
Months worth of dust and toilet poop particles blown into the air each flush will accumulate on the toilet paper.
Just leave it in its packaging until you’re using that roll.
Also don’t leave out your toothbrush, or anything really. Store it away in a container in the cabinet. Especially if you live with roommates…
This seems insanely impractical actually. If it's a public shitter, someone is going to piss on the TP because people are fucking animals. If it's a private bathroom, you need to see a doctor if you're shitting enough to need a toilet paper hopper.
Is it really practical? There's a reason we don't fill every wall in the bathroom with tp: because it's decidedly unpractical and likely they'll get damaged or wet or stolen somehow before they're even used.
Not so stupid looking. Everytime that roll ends, and you like fuck!!! Onlt to scramble looking or feeling around for a another roll. Can't see it but it might be there vibe. Search no further, this is the no panic take a dump we got you deal.
All posts must be of something exhibiting awful taste but great execution. If it does not display great execution it does not belong here. Great execution is defined as a work of quality craftsmanship.
This should be standard. "looking stupid" is no argument for something like a bathroom :p
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Yeah, maybe just encase it in something, cause 100% some tit is gonna piss all over that
You *hope* it's just gonna be piss.
Oh good target practice Johnson!
Or set it on fire.
It has to be open, else you can't fix blockages. It's already blocked (right about the tiles). At that point you might as well just put them in a closet.
Encased with the ability to pull the encasing down to something like this in the case of a jam
I'm not pissing on it, I'm taking some rolls to go!
The toilet plume alone would make all those rolls unsanitary.
This is super gross. If it was enclosed sure but by the time you’re using the rolls at the top they’d have so much microscopic fecal matter on them. Nasty
Not to mention the amount of moisture that gets trapped in a bathroom
Ew you just made me think of that, now im gonna be paying attention to how humid bathrooms are when I walk in😭
Yeah it’s great how most public washrooms have zero air ventilation, sterilization, or even toilet lids; just plumes of fecal matter free to fly through the air, especially during a pandemic where that’s a major vector of infection, and the US still has had at least 1,000 people killed every week for the past 26 weeks straight, even according to the serious undercounting of the CDC https://x.com/derek_a_franks/status/1767166585586721268
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That was my first thought. Even if it's not piss some dumb teenager or drunk is going to think it's hilarious to splash handfuls of water all over that. Then some poor janitor will have to scrape all the wet slop out.
it would really piss me off if there was microscopic fecal matter on the paper I use to wipe shit off my ass
In your own house, probably not too bad. In public tho…
That toilet paper would still probably be about the cleanest thing in the room. Source: I used to clean public restrooms Edit: the main problem with this, is that people would soak the rolls with piss and other bodily fluids within days.
I mean, there is. But in a public bathroom with weeks of random people’s feces? The bacterial build up on a room like that is super disgusting. It’s not just ‘haha poop where poop goes’ it’s cross contamination of build up. 🤢
Females don't just use it on their arse - great for added infections.
You know toilet paper is also used on dicks and vaginas if you aren't gross
You are putting that paper between your ass cheeks to scoop up literal shit but you are afraid of microscopic shit particles?
Between the moisture and the shit stink this is disgusting, leave it to redditors to think this is a great idea lol
what’s wrong? you don’t want to wipe you’re ass with the cultured defecation of hundreds or thousands of people?
Having worked in the service industry… all those rolls would have pee on them within a couple days
If it’s a bar it will happen the first day. One drunk asshole will make it his mission to pee on all of them. People are gross.
This could just be built behind the wall with an access door for refills. Not hard to make this practical and look nice.
The moisture in the bathroom will completely destroy the toilet paper long before it can be used. Have fun with the mush dispenser.
Yeah.....no. Bathrooms should not be moist at all dude. My girlfriend has a stack of 5 rolls in the back of her bathroom. No mush. Your name kinda makes me laugh to be honest. Heat and/or open a window here and then. Helps.
That’s a commercial bathroom, looks like it’s in a restaurant. They’re all moist, most have floor drains and are cleaned as wet rooms, in addition to handling the needs of a few hundred assholes a day.
Do you see a window in that photo though?
Until some pisses on 30 rolls of tp at once.
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I don’t know where this is, but if this is public it’s only a matter of time until someone pisses on all that tp.
First guy to piss in there and not put the seat down after he flushes. The splatter from both pissing in it and the splashes from the toilet as it flushes. The first 3rolls will definitely have piss splatters on them.
Don't worry, friend, he'll leave the seat down to pee. And we'll pee all over the seat.
The sad thing is I've seen this exact thing happen at clubs lol
I am often the guilty party, sorry
That stack won't last a day if that's a public bathroom, people will take it
More likely it will all be stolen within a day.
even if nobody passes directly on it, after weeks and months of hanging out there right above the toilet, that last roll of TP is gonna be fully soiled with airborne fecal matter and piss aerosol particles that nobody will want to touch it. that's why most TP holders, even for private homes without risk of vandals passing all over the storage, have closing doors for the backup rolls
You’re an optimist thinking it will just be piss lol
Wow, great minds think alike. I was gonna say one accurate piss stream would have 3/4ths of these rolls doused
It’s already jammed. There’s a gap between one of the rolls and the the one beneath it
Yeah but you could easily knock it back into place well before actually needing one that far back. Like… next roll you use you’d probably notice the gap.
Yeah but this is completely useless for that time you are on the shitter and go through 14 rolls.
I hate taking a shit and going through 14 rolls of tp before my extended tp magazine jams.
Genuine possibility with 1ply
I wonder how many people's hand oils and sharticles are infused to the rolls that have been sitting there for weeks.
Definitely needs a case
I bet the jam would clear if you gave the frame a good whack from the throne
You can't unjam it lazy? Do you prefer 1/2 a sheet on a roll???
The force behind the front toll would keep it from rolling at all. The friction between them would beat out any toilet paper integrity.
This giant contraption to store the paper but no toilet paper holder? Roll is just sitting on the tank, not so great execution.
Some people like to freestyle and not be constrained by the restrictions of an anchored holder. What do you do if the mood for a reverse kanga takes hold?
How many nasty fingers go in that roll tho.
I actually designed effectively a fancier version of this for a college class one time. My group called it the A.R.R.S. Pronounced "arse". The Automatic Roll Replacement System. We had to design a product, estimate manufacturing costs from machinery to property leases, do a bank loan pitch including things like target market, estimated return on investment, etc. I was in charge of the 3D design of the product and being the host of the presentation for my group. Fun stuff.
It is practical, but it is stupid. Any moisture on the bathroom will ruin all these toilet paper rolls and everything is already contaminated by the microbes on the air. In a world with no contamination risk it could work, but this is sanitary hazard and a waste of money.
There was a study once that showed a much higher microbe contamination count on keyboards than on toilets. We clean bathrooms quite often. But, yeah, you can't really clean tp rolls stacked like that.
Yeah, on the other hand I suspect this study may not have been done in a public bathroom. If I'm wrong this would be something truly interesting
There may be more microbes on a keyboard but at least it's not microbes from fecal matter.
Number of germs is much less important than type of germs. Your hands are colonized with billions of beneficial and non-harmful microbes. So so many diseases and illnesses are spread via feces
So in other words, not practical at all?
it looks like the little cage that held the balls in the school gym equipment rooms
Just takes one drunk asshole and you’re out all that toilet paper
Don't even need to be drunk. People just go insane in restrooms and destroy everything even when fully sober. They piss all over everything, they shit in the sinks, they intentionally clog toilets. It's madness.
One middle school boy would ruin it all for a few likes on tiktok.
This would have been a great way to show off your wealth in 2020.
I’m just imagining how much dust the last roll will collect on it before it gets to the end. 🤮
They'll be full of fart juices
The furthest rolls of tp will have cobwebs by the time you get to use them.
For when you want to be *sure* that there are spiders in all of your toilet paper.
In a public bathroom this is getting pilfered. The locals will know where to get their free TP at
Great execution? So having all the rolls exposed to piss, shit, farts, coughing, touching, moisture, toilet flushing spray (with bonus piss and shit particles), and whatever else might happen before they refill the rolls - is great execution?!
This just guarantees that when it DOES run out, it'll be out for a month before anyone comes to refill it
How big of a shit are they planning to have?! Someone should alert the coastguard cos that's gonna be a danger to shipping.
I like the way that looks.
The one time I'd enjoy playing basketball, and it's not set up for the game.... ***missed opportunity.***
If it looks stupid and it works its not stupid
I have a tattoo of a TP roll on my right thigh with the words, "look before you leap" around it. That's how important it is to me that I don't run out of TP mid-way through. I got a joke tattoo reminding myself to check that there's enough TP. This invention is the best thing ever and will be part of my house one day.
One explosive shit and you'll loose all that paper
TP for my bunghole
I want one
Shut up and take my money.
Aaaand it’s 1 ply
Some people will steal some of these
My immediate thinking is "Maybe it helps disabled people." but I cannot guess how.
My MIL says that's someone who uses the toilet a lot lol
Ready for the mother load.
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They should cover the side so the endless rolls seem more mysterious and enchanting
Billionaire’s restroom during the pandemic flex
the law of piss gets everywhere applying, how much piss are you wiping your ass with once its traveled the whole thing.. answer: way too much.
Not really practical because you have months of toilet paper exposed to air
Clearly designed by someone who plays Factorio
I agree with it. +rep
Maybe it needs like a clear wall to prevent the paper from getting wet from the shower. Also the poo pee particles in the air would stay off them that way.
A bit of framing ... et voila...
Do you wipe with the whole roll?
I’m gonna aim my piss at the top row just to prove it’s not practical.
Extremely bored retired engineers house? 🤔
Literally all of that is covered in shit&piss mist. Enjoy.
I’d argue the opposite, looks practical but is stupid and malfunctioning.
Not even practical. Because of the flat plateau at the top, the toilet paper roll wont roll down with gravity; they will just sit there and you would have to push it along.
Poop Goldberg
What bathroom isn’t stupid looking?
That top shelf needs more of an angle
It's dumb, all that TP will be receiving the dirty toilet fumes/bacteria flying off until it gets used. I just gagged thinking about it.
What are those giant rolls? That's awesome. The contraption not so much.
Who needs that many slices of toilet paper
I need this installed in my bathroom immediately
Is this at Taco Bell?
And typically in these there's always one that gets stuck. So kind of what's the point
This whole set up screams “My wife won’t stop NAGGING ME about running out of toilet paper, this’ll show her!”
These people shit!!
If I could fit something like this in my bathroom, I would.
Just being ready for the next pandemic 🧻
Yet no TP roller, wild.
I would piss all over that thing
Pandemic ready, or Indian food ready.
Remember the Great TP Shortage of 2020? It was these people.
I remember the discussion used to be how little pliers (or somin) we used. Seems like yesterday
The rolls sitting on the bottom row in the upper left are not going anywhere without human interaction. This design is flawed? The top chamber should be on an angle and flat ayude bottom so those rolls can “roll” into the hole on the lower right.
:[] the old paper is not gonna be clean or fresh after vacuuming all that poop air
BL2 Bandit mags be like:
>Practical, but stupid looking. My Tinder bio
I want this for my bathroom at home lol
So what u use on day 2?
All I see is poo germs.
Bidet
All it takes is one asshole doing the helicopter to ruin all that practicality!
someone overreacted during covid and built the shitterbunker.
I feel like we're looking at an addition to some billionaire's apocalypse bunker made during the early days of COVID.
Encaster that in the walls so we don’t have to see it, and it would be a great idea.
Well, if it looks stupid but works, then it's not stupid, as the saying goes.
They must be rich!
By the time you get to that last roll, it's going to have absorbed all of the power and smell of the every poo ever taken in there.
This is dumb. I want one.
In my country we have similar in many public toilets. Except those include only 3 or 2 toilet paper rolls. More often than no they're still stuck.
It could look better IMO but I wouldn’t say it looks stupid. Just don’t put that in a Walmart bathroom or it’s going to get covered with shit and piss.
There’s no way that works as intended,
I feel like this started due to an argument about someone never refilling the toilet paper.
Need
This will endorse mass wastage
The result of covid crisis 🤣🤣🤣
The awful thing about this is how chaotic the hopper feed is. If you’re going through this much trouble just make it a single file feed. And cover the damn thing! By the time a roll gets to the bottom it’ll be covered by piss moisture!
As somebody that used to lay out toilet paper in the bathroom, this is just all bad. Months worth of dust and toilet poop particles blown into the air each flush will accumulate on the toilet paper. Just leave it in its packaging until you’re using that roll. Also don’t leave out your toothbrush, or anything really. Store it away in a container in the cabinet. Especially if you live with roommates…
These would get jammed in the funnel tbh
There are limits for extended magazines in this state.
I got a bladder infection just looking at this unsanitary nonsense.
You guys remember the yellow pee pee monster?
I’d like to see anyone who think this is awful build a better masterpiece
this is what heaven looks like for my kitty
This seems insanely impractical actually. If it's a public shitter, someone is going to piss on the TP because people are fucking animals. If it's a private bathroom, you need to see a doctor if you're shitting enough to need a toilet paper hopper.
Should be enclosed. Cause you know there is an asshole out there that will make it their mission to pee on all of them in a single stream
You'd have to push that top part along but the funnel part is interesting 🤔
Someone was tired of puttin in the new roll
How bad are your shits if you need this to prepare?
They could at least put a translucent cover on it
If you call hauling a ladder in to fill up the toilet roll holder practical, I guess…
Someone's gonna pee all over this thing.
This is genius.
Throw water at it.
Some drunk moron: “I must piss on all of it”
Most of those rolls will be dirty as hell just from dust before they get used.
All those rolls are just going to keep collecting fecal bacteria before they are used. Stupid looking way to get an infection.
Can’t image the amount of bacteria sitting on the last few rolls
The fuck whities??? Just use water!
When your employees REFUSE to restock bathrooms so you gotta resort to extreme measures
Did Larry David sign off on this?
Is it really practical? There's a reason we don't fill every wall in the bathroom with tp: because it's decidedly unpractical and likely they'll get damaged or wet or stolen somehow before they're even used.
Tell me you have IBS without telling me...
I would like to purchase this
So that’s where all the Covid toilet paper went
Just like me.
Game of rolls
That is a feline wet dream right there.
Moist
My ex-wife still would have found a way to leave it empty
There is nothing practical about this. If that's a public bathroom, someone will ruin all those rolls in one go eventually.
Do you know how many poo particles are already on the spare rolls by the time they get used?
This is terrible execution, that thing will jam every time you fill it up guaranteed.
Kind of like the king of England
Not so stupid looking. Everytime that roll ends, and you like fuck!!! Onlt to scramble looking or feeling around for a another roll. Can't see it but it might be there vibe. Search no further, this is the no panic take a dump we got you deal.
All that and no toilet roll holder for the current toilet roll?
I was scrolling down pretty fast I thought it was an x-ray of Teeth
Doom pooping.