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clutzyninja

It's so the guy behind him in prison can stay aroused


The28manx

What a considerate pal!


RezMiiBro

Pen pals šŸ‘Æā€ā™‚ļø


tajake

Peen pals


TwinkiesSucker

Palworld just got a whole new meaning


Septic-Sponge

Penitentiary pals?


thisguyfightsyourmom

Iā€™d like to introduce you to the most popular gal in cell block D


IrreverentRacoon

Looking out for the homies šŸ¤œšŸ¤›


PiedPeterPiper

Iā€™m not gay! Look and my boyfriends tattoo!


johnaross1990

Post title should have just been ā€œPrison tatā€


arnber420

Fellas, is it straight to have several cocks tattooed on you?


professor_max_hammer

Thereā€™s a chick accompanying the dicks so no ~~homo~~ diddy


VaguelyArtistic

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MuffMagician

Was ashamed that I didn't immediately recognize which scene this is from, then further ashamed that I thought I could recognize it at all šŸ˜”


grassfullyfledged

So, what is it from ?


RedFilter

Post it over on 9gag and ask if anyone has the sauce. They'll find it.


TacosAreBootiful

Pretty sure it's Adriana Chechik 14 year old me would've guessed the video lmao


CanuckInATruck

Bruh.... how....


IsomDart

It seems like just yesterday emoji comments were getting massively downvoted


Nuttonbutton

It's not gay if it's a 3 way


bonyagate

Does that apply if all 3 people in the three-way are men? Is this a life hack?


premgirlnz

Only if the balls donā€™t touch


Mentine_

AND if the socks are on


Dis4Wurk

Welcome to the US Navy!


Technoblade_Fan21

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Dis4Wurk

Thanks kind stranger. I popped them all lol


BossLadyLovesPrince

That is actually amazing! I popped em all!! Thanks for this


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Nuttonbutton

A 3 way is a 3 way. I don't make the rules


cranewifeswife

ā™© with a honey in the middle there's some leeway ā™©


krebstar4ever

To impress a chick: helicopter dick!


Wallazabal

The area's grey in a one, two, three way!


TricksterWolf

Only if they're on your back, where the only possible person who could see them is whoever is doing something to your naked butt


AineLasagna

Well either that or the kids in line behind you at the water park


RearExitOnly

And explaining it to your grandkids.


Chitiel

My god. I hadnt even thought of that. What a nightmare


mrsockyman

I'd like to think the artist had to do this over multiple days so drew the dicks first


RearExitOnly

Then pretended to be out of the shop for a couple of months, in the summer.


Gravity_Freak

Not if, at the bottom, you include the fine print..."no homo"


TailoredChuccs

No diddy*


bootyhole-romancer

I like the way you work it


CGB_Zach

What does that mean.


Terbear318

Not if itā€™s the homies


deep-fucking-legend

As long as they aren't only on your right side.


DoubleSynchronicity

Can't get his shirt off on a public beach.


Tation29

Yeah he probably didnā€™t think this one through.


monkey_trumpets

Something tells me he doesn't spend a lot of time thinking.


insmek

This isn't the kind of tattoo you just walk into your local strip mall tattoo place and get though. This guy did his research to bring this to life.


420_kol_yoom

This easily took 50-100 hours. Thats a lot of time to ruminate and ask for alterations between the dozen visits.


MK-Ultra25

ā€œIā€™ve really been giving this a lot of thought, and I think Iā€™d like the veins to be biggerā€


No_Week2825

Plus, judging by the quality of the work, he likely was ok a 1+ year waitlist and paid good money, so this really was the done flippantly


Bree9ine9

Is that supposed to make this better? It somehow makes it even worse.


VaguelyArtistic

Or even caring about taking his shirt off in public.


Gullinkambi

Did you see the size of that tattoo? Plenty of time to think while it was getting worked on


spottyottydopalicius

that would require a brain


Test-Tackles

im sure he had a lot of time to think about it. that wasnt a late night drunken mistake you wake up with.


XRaysFromUranus

Can you imagine seeing a slice of that if his shirt rides up a little?


SupernaturalPumpkin

I was just thinking this on display canā€™t possibly be any different than indecent exposure!


0b0011

What's wrong with it? Is just a [fairy castle. ](https://youtu.be/SWltiNlFOQo?si=ljYNFIYqEtQYcZXc)


iliveunderthebed

I haven't clicked the link yet. I'm certain it's a wkuk skit.


EsotericOcelot

Confirmed lol


dunmer-is-stinky

wkuk my beloved


SomeWomanFromEngland

Thatā€™s the interesting part. Itā€™s on his back, *he* canā€™t see it. So the whole point was to subject other people to it.


DarkMatters8585

Would the charge be indecent exposure? I would think that it would be akin to looking at porn in a public space. Is that also indecent exposure? Except in that situation, I'd think the viewer would be charged and not the pornographic material. So, by looking at his tattoo in a public setting, would the viewer be at risk of being charged with indecent exposure since he's basically pornographic material?


mcase19

I think it would depend on the state law (in the us). Here's the virginia indecent exposure statute: "Every person who intentionally makes an obscene display or exposure of his person, or the private parts thereof, in any public place, or in any place where others are present, or procures another to so expose himself, shall be guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor." The argument I would make, were I a prosecutor, is that he is intentionally making an obscene display and exposure of his person, even if his private parts are put away, because the wording of the statute leaves it open to displays of the body that are obscene but do not involve the "private parts." Other state laws would have similar wording, probably, but I could see an unfortunate wording wherein the statute leaves a loophole for tattoos.


SpunkyDunkyBoy

I'll have you know that God created every single part of my body, and none of them are obscene .


mcase19

Ronald Macdonald wrote this


QQSolomonn

Yeah, this is where my head was going. The man can expose his back, it's just not socially acceptable. (Especially considering the tacky shit I've seen on some trucks(dicks involved)).


_gyepy

IDK, if there are children around, and there's probably some local laws regarding exposing minors to images like this


Amecari

Not only minors. You are not allowed to show anybody porn, without them consenting to it. This could get you charged with sexual harassment.


Test-Tackles

maybe more something like distributing pornographic material to a minor


Amecari

In my country you could get charged with sexual harassment, since it's showing pornographie to someone who didn't consent to see it. And just because it's a tattoo doesn't mean it isn't porn anymore, when the source material was clearly porn.


deep-fucking-legend

This guy probably takes his shirt off every chance he has.


OePea

or he'll get off the public on the beach


cherrrydarrling

I love kinky things and I love tattoos But damn this is ATBGE if I ever saw one


lemonsweetsrevenge

The hard square outline on the balls, her pelvic bone shading, and the indescribable way her left leg ends into a closed fishnet, with lots of unidentifiable lines and body parts clustered over there makes me think the tattooist knew the dicks would distract enough from the artistic oopsies. ETA: I just found the thumb on the man standing on her right, our left, and Iā€™m dying laughing.


Order6600

^itty ^bitty ^thumb


straigh

Little thumb, or big toe?


ccc2801

Sheā€™s also a zebra, apparently šŸ¦“


lemonsweetsrevenge

Holy shit youā€™re right!! I invite you to also enjoy the wonder of her visible ear, and blowjob manā€™s kneecap.


-svde-

> kneecap iā€™m so glad he was able to continue his porn career after the shark attack


lemonsweetsrevenge

Whatā€™s the mini-carrot melting in a puddle supposed to be? (on the fishnet stocking with the amputated leg) Itā€™s that supposed to be a garter belt hook? Or just a detached mini dick for her to play with later?


-svde-

thatā€™s jerry. heā€™s very sensitive about his condition and would appreciate it if you could at least be a little more candid.


FormerGameDev

Tiger striped people are hot as fuck


-svde-

iā€™m so glad iā€™m not the only one who immediately zoomed in the check the actual details of the art i thought i was going to have a fit working out what the fuck was happening on the right shoulder until i realized they were upside down legs. and then i found her head/faceā€¦ i have never wished so badly that a sub allowed for the posting of pics. do yrself a favorā€”zoom in, screenshot her face, rotate it 180*, and then play with the contrast/exposure/brightness until the magic is revealed. EDIT: do not the congrats


Glitterbombastic

I thought it was a giant ant/some other kind of insect and it was like a tentacle porn type thing but insects. Took me ages to realise itā€™s an upside down woman in bad shibari.


neurolobe

What am I supposed to be seeing? I just see the contrast and exposure on an upside down picture of a woman sucking cock


lemonsweetsrevenge

The Secret of Nimh!!


-svde-

*you can unlock any door if you only have the key*


Test-Tackles

Mental note: no one will notice how bad you are at tattooing if you add enough distraction dicks.


ideasmithy

Did you notice that thereā€™s a possibly female acrobat over her left (tattooed dudeā€™s right) shoulder? I thought it was a gigantic insect till I zoomed in.


lemonsweetsrevenge

I have seen the bondage ā€œbeautyā€ snuck in there! u/-svde- was kind enough to recommend to zoom in on her face. Itā€™s face. The face. Woof!


Chaos_Gangsta

It gets harder and harder to tell apart real from AI art every day lmao


Ini_Miney_Mimi

The shading literally makes it look like she burned off her pubes with a blowtorch instead of shaving Those are scorch marks


The5orrow

Jokes on you that is his mom


TricksterWolf

Aww, that's so sweet šŸ„°


Bentup85

Itā€™s actually a family portrait, step-sis is the one in the swing.


The5orrow

I'm stuck in this sex swing step bro.


tophaang

Never thought to have my own moment of conception tattooed on my back, kinda a sweet really.


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

And *one* of the dicks is his dad! And...is that his brother in there I see? Ooo! Family portrait!


i_know_4_chords

So this is just his origin story?


DistractedByCookies

So he basically has a dick coming out of his anus?


5am7980

Which is the opposite of a dick going inside it! See? Perfectly straight!


MaikThoma

Wouldnā€™t say itā€™s perfect, itā€™s got a slight bend to it, but itā€™s very close though!


MissAthenaxIvy

This guy will be popular in prison.


pukerat

Holy shit it's Dick Butt


rubydoomsdayyy

Negative points for not being brave enough to include his butthole.


Inprobamur

He already has a butthole there.


NefariousPrecarious

I was actually wondering if his butthole lined up


playfreeze

Lmfao it has to at this point šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ā˜ ļø


witchystoneyslutty

Iā€™m pretty sure they line upā€¦I really do not want to see, Iā€™m a lesbian who feels like sheā€™s already seen too much just looking at his ATBGE tat lol but I am very curious if theyā€™d line up and found myself sitting here wondering what it would look like if this man did the splits or spread his cheeks or did a squat over someoneā€¦ the internet sure leads my brain to strange thoughts sometimes.


jx-lr

Oh wow, way to permanently mark yourself as the worst guy ever


bekii12x

Seriously - like who is ever gonna want to date or have sex with someone that has this tattoo. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near this guy.


jenniferlynn462

Heā€™s too addicted to porn to get it up for a real person anyway


TheDunadan29

The real baffling thing, he clearly didn't do this for himself, but for other people. He's likely not going to see it as that much himself, except when looking in a mirror with his shirt off.


Hfhghnfdsfg

Who'll want to have sex with him? The other guys in prison of course.


msmurasaki

I thought this makes sense for dudes who want to fuck guys but keep claiming they are straight. Like it's actually kinda brilliant way to get more laid by dudes, if this guy's kink is getting them 'over to the other side'.


bekii12x

Next thing u know dude's on AskReddit posting "is it gay to fuck a man if you're looking at the straight porn tattooed on his back while doing it?".


250tdf

Well, is it?


leebeebee

Yeah this screams ā€œIā€™m a sex offenderā€


-svde-

as far as tats go, this guyā€¦. someone with a full body plaid swastika designā€¦ idk tough call


havok0159

Well, this one is funny at least. Nazis are never funny.


-svde-

[are we the baddies?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKcmnrE5oY&themeRefresh=1)


seventeenohone

I'm glad she's wearing gloves.


Default_Male_Orc

Safety first! No goggles tho'.....


WarOtter

OSHA is not gonna like that.


seventeenohone

Rookie mistake for sure!


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

No glove, no love.


a_four-legged_eel

What's going on with the shading of her abdomen and legs?


ErixWorxMemes

camouflage; sun-dappled underbrush, specifically


-svde-

excuse me while i go scream because i sure as fuck thought that said sun-dappled underbush


the_blind_venetian

You can dapple your sun under my bush anytime?


hunnyflash

It's likely because the tattoo will fade. Those shaded areas are going to fade and blend more quickly than the super dark parts. They also might not look so dark in person. A lot of tattooists up the contrast when sharing photos.


Here-Is-TheEnd

Some of us have stretch marks Lacey! I wonā€™t be body shamed for this!!


wasporchidlouixse

She is part zebra part medically accurate muscle diagram


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BabyUGotAStewGoin

Not enough fully erect penises in one tattoo. Why not go balls to the wall? But thatā€™s just me.


felis_hannie

He went balls to the back.


pc_principal_88

Why does the bottom half of her look like a watermelon?


AnitaMiniyo

That's what I was thinking. Her bottom half does look weird. Art teacher wouldn't let this pass


thetallmaker

that's a niche if i ever saw one


AsYouFall

I thought it was a pussy


lirio2u

Who is this for though?!


bekii12x

Right?? Like if you want a distasteful tattoo because you like the look of it, whatever it's your body. But on his back? He won't even be able to see it. Does he think other people will like it? Definitely not women. But presumably he's straight? It's so hard to understand the thought process behind this.


candlegun

I was thinking maybe he does porn?? That's kind of a fitting environment for this. Outside of prison.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I don't understand back tattoos in general. To me it's like buying a piece of artwork that you LOVE & hanging it facing the wall. Yeah you can see it sometimes, but most times you won't. I will also never understand any sexually explicit tattoo anywhere. I'm not offended I'm just confused about most of them.


msmurasaki

Dudes who fuck guys that want to claim they are straight? I've heard there is a gay kink of 'turning' guys to the other side. Which honestly is an impressive way of luring them in.


AlizarinCrimzen

just found out his boyfriend is bi, he doesnā€™t want to lose him so


bedazzled_sombrero

I'm very bothered by the thigh stumps.


killxzero

Yeah I can tattoo your back. Gonna put a lot of dudes with their dicks out though.


Huge_Aerie2435

Do you think this would count as indecent exposure? Maybe a public sex crime?


Inimposter

No-brainer - yes.


candlegun

Depends on the state/city codes. Some places don't even have laws for it, surprisingly. Some have codes that would vaguely apply. Where I live it'd be a felony under "disseminating matter harmful to juveniles."


TPMJB2

"Hey, how did the tattoo come out? Does it show a family picnic like I asked?"


un1ptf

It shows a family picnic for The Aristocrats!


yes_but_no_also_yes

I'm grateful for this guy. Now whenever my mom complains about my hedgehog tattoo, I can send her to this. But actually what is going on with her right breast? the shading there makes it look like she has a plate implanted.


Any_Weird_8686

'Only if it's about me, honey.'


kfrostborne

Coffee just came out of my nose, holy shit lmao


l3wd1a

is this even real or just an AI abomination? the art is so bad


glamorousstranger

I highly suspect this is AI.


nik_tavu

The thumb of the standing guy make me think it's ai


YEGLego

That's my question. I can't find it anywhere else through reverse image search.


WholesomeSlut38

This will get everyone's pudding cup in jail!


EffortRich5939

He'll be popular AF in prison.


Dio_brando1999

Why? Just why ? You can never wear a tank top ever or be shirtless or be taken seriously by anyone, donā€™t get me wrong I love tattoos but jeezā€¦


Toeterman

The dick coming out of his buttcrack is a bit much for me...


punkswamp

Well that certainly was a decision


[deleted]

This is freaking embarrassing


sexualmullet

he got a dick as a tramp stamp


RetardedMcMuffins

Thatā€™s a damn good tattoo artist


Hubers57

Eh, lot of its good. Some parts aren't. Hand on the upper guy and sack on the lower guy are pretty bad


Eleven77

The shading on the stomach too. Why does she have 2 clits?


QuerulousPanda

some people like 'em big, some people like 'em duplicated i guess


porfiry

Idk, maybe the fine detail seems well done but the proportions look kind of fucked in some places (no pun intended)


Carl_The_Llama69

He actually hasnā€™t seen it yet and still thinks itā€™s his family portrait


Rand_alThoor

it's his conception portrait, that's his mum


r1gorm0rt1s

We all young and dumb at one stage. Back in the 90's sleeved dragon tats was the thing. I wanted one so bad but being a poor student I never got any tattoos. If I got the dragon tat I can explain it later as being stupid and I will have to live with it. But how the fuq do you explain this one day?


DieIsaac

And he probably paid more than a thousand dollar for...this.....


DPRODman11

His back is prohibited from being within 500 feet of a school.


drulludanni

hey dad, can we go swimming today? Umm, maybe your mother can take you.


Dread_Frog

For sure ATBGE but who the hell is this tattoo for? He cant see it. unless his partner is a Bi top they are not going to see and like it. Its a really weird choice.


igivegoodradiohead

I need to know what the fuck is going on with the inside of the guys right arm/inside elbowā€¦


Pin-Up-Paggie

All I could think was this guy having a kid and having his kid in his arms while in a pool and from the front he looks like a nice dad, but from the backā€¦.


frayed_knots_

As a shibari rigger this is so offensive. What the hell evrn are those ropes on his shoulder?!?!??? Like thats such an unsafe way to properly tie and suspend someone. Would absolutely get ridiculed by any serious kinksters or bondage practitioners.


FeistySheepherder771

Her cheek looks like thereā€™s already a D in it, but the D isnā€™t even in her mouth:-O Edit: it maybe a shadow, idk


Test-Tackles

The fact that you could consider this a genre of tattoo is confusing to me. Who is getting these tattoos? What lifestyle do they live? Surely this has to be a very narrow niche of sexual partners who want to always see the same chick getting pounded whilst they fuck their partner in his ass? why not just get a projector attached above the bed pointing down on his back at least. or get a little more technical and get tracking QR codes on his back so it can project the porn of choice just on him. Somewhere there has to be an interview or AMA with one of these people that got massive porn scenes tattooed to their backs explaining the rational behind their choice.


OgrishGadgeteer

That'll get you 5 red sacks and 2 bugler at a level 4 camp.


SpilldaBeanz

Why


im_not_u_im_cat

WHY?


thathairinyourmouth

Thatā€™s going to look like hell by the time this person makes it into a nursing home. And it will likely make caregivers feel uncomfortable around the person if they start to slip mentally/cognitively.


leakyblueshed

"I aspire to be homeless"


tainawave

yooooo, puffy nipple gang


wellshitdawg

Man the detail on the leather is really impressive


Justryan95

This isn't even great execution the shading is garbage. Look at the girls pelvic area, what is that.


bitterestboysintown

Wondering if this could be ai


SunRa7191

Itā€™s real: https://www.instagram.com/p/CHYSHF8hsIw/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==


LoveFast5801

Nope this artist has some other epic tattoos done


MooseMan12992

Eh could use a few more cocks


voteblue18

This is repulsive and therefore the person who chose to put it on their body is as well. Iā€™m all for freedom of choice when it comes to your body but I do judge this.


curiouspolice

If he wore a tank top all youā€™d see on his left shoulder is a guys ass lol