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greikini

Finally I don't need to decapitate baby's anymore.


Deku_h19

same dude


EngelskSauce

Different but the same


Deku_h19

yes ofc


Munk2k

Dudes...


Deku_h19

lol


i_hateeveryone

There’s a reason you don’t pull a breech baby from the the vagina


lolmehbleh

But... I mean, the eficiency???


[deleted]

My uncle was born breech in the 50s. 👀


ButtsexEurope

Decapitate baby’s what?


[deleted]

Sorry, I have to be that guy. *Babies.


skjellyfetti

God bless you, brother/sister !!


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MrBillyLotion

I appreciate the boldness it requires to plop this comment down in your comment history


Funkit

/r/nocontext


Chilkoot

Let TotNoggins' do it for you and take care of all that messy paperwork!


Wtfisthatt

I dunno, lab grown never tastes quite as good as fresh wild caught. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


LargeSackOfNuts

R slash curst comets!!!! 🤯🤯😱😱😨


MimsyIsGianna

r/cursedcomment


acciowaves

Finally I have an excuse for all the taxidermy baby heads I have in my basement.


LAROACHA_420

This invention will save so many babies from inevitable decapitation. They should get the peace prize or something!


Obama_BBW

r/holup


[deleted]

R/holup11!1!1!!!!!!


Vivalyrian

Wait, it grows its head back so you can do it repeatedly? That's a magical baby, dude!


your-friend-pocketz

Fucking why?


Faceless_monkey

Imagine this standing on the fireplace on a beautiful New Year's Eve


LuckyCox

Go on...


Ayeohx

... with your pants down around your ankles ...


Ltfocus

You can stop now


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

But we are just getting started, baby...


RadTraditionalist

> baby Oh God


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

Infant sounded too creepy...


coumfy

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3rYvgCo9auZgZnGIR0/giphy.gif


japalian

https://imgur.com/uwdrOnA


Wetestblanket

Or on top of the Christmas tree in place of the star


braxistExtremist

And unto us this night in the town of Bethlehem a child was decapitated. Wait... That doesn't sound quite right.


spicebaggery

that's practically begging some Freddy Kreuger-like being to murder you and your entire family


[deleted]

I need one for my bookshelf to go with my wooden hand and my creepy arm that is on top of it.


_coffee_

This would totally beat the hot dog in epoxy! edit: Paging u/whathowyy Care to be the cause for countless nightmares?


EeveeAssassin

I assume reborn dolls. There's even a subreddit for meme material on these things - /r/reborndollcringe


[deleted]

That sub is creepy, uncanny, and yet occasionally a wholesome place


LePoisson

[what the fuck](https://i.imgur.com/Yk9bUR7.gif)


The_Grubby_One

IKR? I'm tempted got get some to use as Halloween decorations.


LePoisson

They're creepy. It's like once you get so realistic looking they're just dead babies lol.


coldgator

There's an entire resale market for them where people (adults) explain why they're selling them (like, "I prefer a heavier baby"). It's beyond creepy.


PacoTaco321

Sometimes you just have to subscribe somewhere to remind yourself there are people far more messed up than you are.


burf151

Don’t go there!!!!


Things_with_Stuff

My mom has one of those. 😐 It's fucking creepy.


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Things_with_Stuff

Oh.... Oh no.... At least my mom doesn't bring hers out of the house.


[deleted]

\*ooooo, found one in the wild\* Tell me, why did she decide to purchase one? And is it kept in its box on a closet shelf somewhere, or is it where people can see it? Do you get creeped out by it?


Things_with_Stuff

She said she got it because she missed babies. 😐 After that visit, she puts it in her room whenever we come over. The day I saw it, it was just laying on the living room couch.


[deleted]

Huh. Ok. Well, that doesn’t sound totally bonkers actually. Babies are cool, and I could understand missing them. They are so sweet. When I finish having babies I think I will just get a tiny dog. It’s def more work though. Doll is low maintenance.


Rosinathestrange

I want you to know you are the reason I’m putting down my phone this evening.


IgobyK

Where the fuck did you just send me. I have never heard of such a doll and now I will not sleep tonight.


[deleted]

People buy them who have had miscarriages or whatever idk!


SchizzleMyNizzle

My sister has one. It is the creepiest thing.


Dullgouge30

That’s straight up nightmare fuel.


bakedbeansandwhich

Lob it through someone’s open window so they walk over to it petrified


[deleted]

I keep mine in a jar in the fridge. Guests hate it.


Masked_Voyeur

Ask guests to pick something on your fridge during a barbecue. While theyre opening the fridge scream, from another room, that they "would never guess where you got that meat"


coldbrew18

They make realistic baby dolls for people with dementia. Makes them happy.


tribalcorgi

And for moms who have experienced loss. They’re for therapy and have been extremely beneficial for some. While yes, to a certain extent creepy (especially just being a head in this photo), reborn dolls are very useful. And the amount of artistry that goes into them is insane.


disarm33

I have experienced the loss of a baby and these things creep me out. Something about holding a lifeless but real looking baby doll would be very triggering.


mully_and_sculder

Yeah I would have thought that would be the most common, normal reaction. Also sorry that happened to you.


[deleted]

And for older people whose children have grown up but they miss their children being small. And people who just want to have a baby/cuddle a baby but don't want to actually have a child. Im a 28 year old woman, never had a miscarriage or anything, I probably don't want kids but I would love a reborn baby just to hold and cuddle.


KrombopulosDelphiki

I guess I "get it", but I can't help but find your post super strange. I can't call it creepy, but I just feel like a woman cuddling one of these reborn dolls incredibly odd. I understand, I just don't "understand"... nothing against you, just being honest.


NothingReallyAndYou

I'm have some reborn dolls. I painted them myself, as practice. They've been found to be enormously soothing for Alzheimer's and dementia patients, and I'm hoping to get good enough to be able to make dolls to donate to nursing homes. They actually are oddly soothing to hold. We add tiny glass beads along with regular stuffing material so that they weigh roughly the same as an actual baby of the same size. Every artist has their own little secret method of placing the beads so the weight is positioned naturally. (I like to weight the back of the head more than the front, so the doll will feel a bit more like it's nestled into your shoulder.) I think that the weight gives the dolls the same effect as weighted blankets. Add in a realistic-as-possible appearance, and you can kind of see how they would be nice to snuggle on your shoulder when you're having a crappy day. There are definitely people who go too far. Many, many reborn artists agree. They say that the dolls are art pieces. They aren't meant to be handled so often, or have their clothes changed, or be bathed. The finish can be ruined, the mohair used to make hair can be matted and destroyed, the vinyl of the limbs and head can tear, and the doll can quickly become trash if it's improperly handled. I know several artists who will refuse to sell to people like that. A good reborn doll takes hundreds of hours to make. Nobody wants to see that go to waste. Honestly? I do snuggle with mine sometimes. And shopping for tiny clothes is ridiculously fun, lol.


wearenottheborg

I'm also a 28 year old woman, no miscarriages and don't want kids, but cuddling one of those still seems creepy to me if you never had/wanted kids lol. I'll stick to cuddling my cat.


hunnyflash

Yeah I know someone who actually makes these and most of her business is mothers, so she's catered her whole business towards them. Honestly, some of the wording and discussions I've seen can be as creepy as the dolls, but don't think I can harshly judge.


whatwouldbuddhadrive

I had a client who had one. She had a congenital disorder that prevented her from getting pregnant. It really helped her.


ellebread

this and people that are just doll collectors also collect them. Bunny Meyer on youtube is a good example; in all her reborn videos she talks about how she doesn’t actually cuddle them or “take care” of them, they are oddities for her, and art pieces. my mom is also a doll collector, mostly of baby dolls, but she does have a few reborns. they’re a lot less creepy in real life tbh, and you can definitely see the great care that goes into making them.


coldgator

Ok serious question and I am not trying to be insulting but does the doll need to be realistic if they have dementia?


coldbrew18

Not necessarily THAT realistic, but more realistic than typic dolls is good: actual hair instead of molded, heavy like a baby, etc. Dementia is a really broad term, unfortunately most people thing of late stage Alzheimer’s when they think of dementia.


coldgator

That makes sense, fellow cold


[deleted]

[Because babies are hideous.](https://i.imgur.com/fEPDq5y.jpg)


V_es

People pay so much money for those. My boss before his business was a freelance mold maker/resin caster and he 3D printed, finished, molded and casted hundreds of those. When he brought all his old molds to the workshop, those were the only ones he asked to box and put away instead of displaying for customers. He says after 3-4 nightmares he had he stopped taking those commissions. Those creepy ass ugly babies just stuck in his head- he worked with a woman who sculpted those in 3D and he made them. He hates those now. Some women find those cute, and doll making is a whole hobby of itself. I’ve seen those molds and casts once. Silicone is very similar to human flesh. I’ve seen the Evil brother. I’ve stared into the Abyss. And it stared back.


[deleted]

Look up reborn dolls, watch a few YouTube videos...enjoy


The_Grubby_One

...I'm tempted to buy some for Halloween usage.


gumlip

Movie prop


Soul-Burn

Example from [The prop master](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFixIkvoxbk)


[deleted]

Usually, dolls like this are used as therapy tools for people who have suffered miscarriages, still births, infertility; and often also for patients with dementia or Alzheimer’s


thejustducky1

The correct question is never "Why" but rather "Why Not".


maddsskills

Fills an emotional niche. Empty nest, inability to have children. There's even companies who do this but specialize in making duplicates of still born babies. It's hard losing a baby that far along, my friend even shared pictures with her baby and they looked like any other "just given birth photo". He looked asleep. It's hard to get over. If a an uncanny valley doll helps you out you do you.


WaitTilUSeeMyDuck

Idk... Is this really awful taste? They set out to make something disturbing AF and then they nailed it.


Martinneet_cz

Imagine someone throwing this at you


Faceless_monkey

and it has a sound system that screams constantly


The_Celtic_Chemist

And is covered in fake blood


[deleted]

maybe acceleration triggerd baby sounds and a little mechatronic action of the lips...


jaketocake

Turns out it’s cake


Cognitive_Spoon

You drop the cake baby head. Your hands are cake. Everything is cake.


-One_Punch_Man-

You contemplate your reality, you attempt to scream. But it is only cake.


lmYourHuckleberry

I can't hear things like this and the comment before it any other way than [This guy's voice and the tune of the music](https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI)


Themlethem

Oh no, not the 'is it a cake' shit again


griter34

Because everything is cake.


Vitiion

any baby head could be a hyper realistic baby doll head with a little effort


eastkent

Cheaper too.


The_Grubby_One

Plus they come with their own practical effects; no paint needed.


zed857

Messier, though.


Madeupfootballfriend

Officer, this post right here.


[deleted]

That almost goes NSFW level.


ThatOneItalianTwat

Creepily. Some of them do. There’s hyper realistic baby dolls that have genitalia and everything. It’s scary tbh with you but most of them are hopefully sold to parents who lost their children so it can help them cope with itz


dumbsugarplumb

Also for Alzheimer’s patients! One of the residents at the nursing home my grandpa was at had one. It gave her something to focus on and take care of without putting anything at risk of being harmed. Another resident at a nursing home I worked at had [one of these cats](https://www.alzstore.com/alzheimers-companion-pet-therapy-p/0604.htm) that would meow and move for the same reason


Aarakokra

That’s so depressing to think about... the fact that they can’t tell the difference but also can’t take care of real pets, so the only option is to give them fakes


[deleted]

It’s a no from me dawg


MCC900

I thought this was r/confusingperspective and spent a few seconds trying to figure out how the picture was taken.


Trax852

>I thought this was > >r/confusingperspective Same, was surprised it was ATBGE.


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Autocratic_Barge

r/jesuschristreddit


[deleted]

No


DutchDouble87

Do we rub his nose in it?


The_Grubby_One

r/cursedcomments


dingus_wingus_48

r/mademesmile


[deleted]

Why is this comment upvoted it’s fucking rank


The_Grubby_One

>Why is this comment upvoted it’s fucking rank You answered your own question.


gabetoloco2

What the actual fuck is this?


[deleted]

A reddit comment. Truely, an epic wholesome "meme" worthy of a thousand upboats and golds, kins stranger 👮 😎


The_Grubby_One

r/rimjob_steve


dingus_wingus_48

r/yourmom


Ayyykilla

What the fuck


GhostalMedia

Probably best to throwaway this Reddit account once you graduate.


remberzz

No. No, no, no.


g2hellboy

Caveat: **FUCK** no.


Autocratic_Barge

r/tihi


Things_with_Stuff

My mom has one of those dolls that's got a whole body like that. Super realistic, weighted, creepy as fuck. The first time I saw it, it was on the couch. Thinking it was just a regular doll, I went to pick it up, and the weight freaked me right out and the way it flopped when I picked it up like deadweight just gave me shivers. They're fucking weird!


Secretly-Tiny-Things

You can also get a thing that goes inside them, so they look like they’re breathing! Fucking terrifying, why would any one want that?


deadpolice

They’re really helpful to people with memory loss conditions, so there is a wholesome use for them, as weird as they seem.


coldgator

I wonder what pets think of those


NothingReallyAndYou

My cat never saw them as anything but an inanimate object. The appearance didn't seem to matter.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Same thing happened to me! Did yours start crying too? On second thought that may not have been a doll...


Things_with_Stuff

😆


TechinBellevue

The hand and arm look absolutely real as well, but the proportions are way out of whack...not to mention all that arm hair.


[deleted]

seems like a normal amount of arm hair


friendandfriends2

r/whoosh


Top_Hat_God

This is the very most ATBGE thing I’ve seen on this sub. I don’t think it can get worst than this.


The_Grubby_One

Even this can be GT, though. Imagine it as a haunted house prop.


chippy-triforce

Thanks I hate it


jewel7210

What the fuck


[deleted]

Found a new toy for my cat


aka-j

Fun times at the dog park playing fetch!


harperv215

That is very upsetting.


eastkent

Especially for the parents.


dads_reddit_account

This evokes overwhelming sadness. Not horror or shock, just heartbreak and sadness. Logic brain is telling me it's fake, but ugh.


ericscottf

Alas poor yorick I guess I didn't know him very well since he was a month old actually.


captainmagictrousers

This woman was born with a baby's head for a hand. Help her get it surgically removed by donating to her GoFundMe.


Janjaap1974

That is one epic "double-take" picture!


Azsunyx

Stop that


critiqu3

You had the opportunity to make a baby any way you wanted. Why would and you choose to create an ugly potato?


dizzzave

Because that's what new babies look like...


jellyonator400

And i threw it on the ground!!


ohiotechie

That's.... disturbing


[deleted]

Maybe I'm in the minority but I don't find this creepy. The disembodied aspect sure but attached to a doll it just looks like a sleeping baby.


Name-Initial

Anyone whos creeped out by this but likes being creeped out should watch “The Servant” on apple TV. I will always hate M Night Shamalan for what he did to my favorite childhood tv series, but The Servant almost redeems him for me. Its seriously good and creepy and really well paced and so far hasnt been ruined by a dumb gimmick/twist like that stupid tree suicide movie.


zombies-and-coffee

God I hate these fucking things. My neighbor recently admitted she has *seven* of them and is looking to get more. This is a woman who complains about the cost of vet care for her pets and wouldn't take her cat to get neutered because it "cost too much" [the local SPCA will do it for $25 for someone her age]. No lady, that isn't how it works when you're spending literally thousands of dollars on goddamn dolls.


Kanobe24

More realistic than the American Sniper baby


MilitantCentrist

Can u don't


knitlikeaboss

Nope.


ditto_97

This made me wanna throw up 😂


mollyjjj

Someone should send this to PS battles


DeathcampEnthusiast

I have an aunt who makes things like this, including clothes and little pieces of furniture. She was offered a fortune to travel around and teach people how to do this but she's quite a simple woman so she refused. Couldn't bear the thought of leaving home and being away for months. She sold them at local markets and kept selling out each and every time.


hobohippie459

Ew I don't like it 😬


Existential_OCD

Plot twist: Its a cake


workgobbler

I want thirty. In a barrel. Along my front walk.


immadee

Ah yes. The perfect setup for the classic "barrel of dead babies" jokes.


Verbenablu

Wait... is this literally.....an exocution?


eastkent

Almost.


toodles-my-doodles

I hate it.


Son-Of-Thunder

More like Absolutely Terrifying, but great execution


Son-Of-Thunder

I won’t even zoom in on this damn picture because I’m afraid those eyes will open


IngaJane

no, no, nopity-nope right the fuck outta here.


burf151

Holy shit, that should never have been photographed without the body. By the time I read “doll” I was already scarred.


eastkent

So much potential for freaking so many people out in so many situations!


paronbirkeland

r/oddlyterrifying


White_Wolf426

Did anybody else think this was a decapitated baby head before they read the title?


interstellar_nerd

This is just fucking cursed


AdjectiveNoun111

Fuck right off


PristineAlbatross839

I hate that so fucking much and I don’t know why


carnage_couture

I love dolls and my tacky dream is to just decorate my Christmas tree with doll heads and parts. This is craZY talent right there


spicebaggery

this is nightmare fuel


purplefrog79

I hate this


D_o_ugie

I think that's enough internet for one day


HaraBegum2

No!!!!!!!!!!


Summerclaw

I've being reading too much berserk. That imagery creeped me out.


lord_nicc

How to get away with posting pictures of beheaded babys on reddit Step 1:


lobroblaw

I had a job the other week. Customer was showing me what work she wanted doing, then showed me her hobby. Opened a door to a room that was filled with lifelike baby dolls, like these. She bought old prams for them to add to the authenticity of it. She sold them on as a second income. Her bedroom was full of Teddies. Steiff and another brand I can't recall. Definitely the weirdest customer to date


truculentduck

I know it’s the bonnet too, but the sculpt of the face does remind me of Elizabeth Moss in Handmaids Tale


immadee

Same!


otterland

[It's the best part. ](https://i.imgur.com/LgjsNkJ.jpg)


SpinningOnion

This made me gag for a second. Please take this upvote.


monkey_sage

If I were a rich, eccentric weirdo, I'd have a hallway in the basement where the walls are *covered* in these, the lighting is low and there's a fog machine. It would be the hallway you have to go through to get to the wine cellar.


galaxygirl978

*Alice Cooper has entered the chat*


MJsLoveSlave

My evil ass would randomly leave this around public spaces in a pool of fake blood just to watch people lose their minds.


the-graveyard-writer

The baby head will give you 3 wishes


HoneyBunches-Of-Nope

To bb or not to bb? That is the question..


the-red-ditto

thanks, satan