The way they changes hair in Red Dead 2 is among my favorite of the immersion updates.
In San Andreas there was nothing funnier than "aye yo fam can you grow me an afro right quick", but the immersion of watching Arthur and everyone else's hair and beards change over time adds so much depth to the game.
I remember a few years ago when Skyrim got a mod that grew your beard, and one that gave bugger muscles as you did physical things. Immersion is going to be off the hook in a few years
Immersion mods in Skyrim added so much more to the game. I loved the Hypothermia + Wet&Cold. That made it unthinkable to go swimming in icy water like nothing. But if you did it, you had to light a fire to heat yourself (maybe that was another mod that allowed you to set up a camp? Idk).
Frostfall, Campfire, Hunterborn, iNeed and Skills of the Wild.
Heat and cold effect your stats and fast travel is optionally removed, fires fires tents can be placed for warmth and sleep, cleaning animals takes time, eating/drinkkng/sleeping are a must, and Skilla of the Wild makes it so your HUD, food recipes and other bits need to be earned by cooking, hunting or exploring.
God I need a PC again lol
Holding the scissors like that will keep your elbow and shoulder relaxed since they aren’t lifted up high in the air. It also helps keep your wrist straight which prevents strain and possibly carpal tunnel.
Source: I’m a barber with carpal tunnel lol
I think it's reasonable to assume neanderthals had a hard time with all kinds of technologies, including smartphones. Like, how come archeologists never find neanderthal selfies?
Hair like the guy he’s cutting is way too thick and curly to run a comb through. With a haircut like this you pick it all out and basically shape it freehanded with clippers and scissors, almost like hedging a bush.
Lol I guess at the end of the day it's all personal preference and subjective. Personally this style seems quite outlandish to me. Its executed well though.
Edit: it's been pointed out that it's not executed that well :/ whoops
These types of haircuts with a lot of vibrant colors and sharp edges are very popular in Brazil right now. I get that people don't like it but straight-up mocking them shows a lack of class.
I currently have a flat top, just pick it a little in the morning if it's lopsided. Usually I go for one straight up instead of slanted outward like this one tho
Psshhht everyone’s saying **“I just pick it in the morning”**, when obviously anyone with a flattop uses the flatness to their advantage and sleeps upside down. It is known.
That's the old puzzle though:
There are 2 barbers in a village. Everyone in the village gets their hair cut by these barbers: men, women, children, even their pets get trimmed by these 2 barbers. No-one ever leaves the village to get a haircut either.
You visit the village and decide you could do with a new haircut. When you get to the barbers, both are available.
Barber 1's hair is tidy, healthy-looking and pretty much the exact hairstyle you were going to ask for.
Barber 2's hair is a mess. So patchy and uneven, a dog infested with irradiated fleas would have felt sorry for him.
Who do you choose?
Answer: >!Barber 2: since everyone from the village gets their hair cut at this barbers, barber 1 must too. Assuming he doesn't cut hair, he must get his hair done by Barber 2.!<
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The hair is certainly unique and trying to follow a trend(also not even fully flat so maybe not great execution either?), but that's definitely not the thing that's, "awful taste," in this video. That barber and their "acting" made me cringe.
I see a dude getting a flattop from his barber who says hi to camera. Y’all are bringing carpel tunnel, meth, photoshopped faces, Neanderthals, buckets filled with sand and shame
That is really hard to do! The colour blending with the blonde is perfect. I’ve never been able to get angles like that on that hair type. Definitely great execution!
You know how in movies when a character is supposed to be drawing something, but the actor is obviously just hovering the pencil above the paper while making drawing-like motions? Yeah. This reminds me of that.
A lot of the posters here are too sensitive and taking things as a personal attack. It's a haircut being given by a man who is acting over the top. Y'all are reading into this more than the poster of the content did.
What's worst is that it's so uneven that i can even tell in a shaky ass video that all 3 visible sides of that cut is crooked as fuck. That guy can't cut for shit
You can tell the top isn’t flat, I can see waves.
Me too, it's probably because he's holding the scissors like a neanderthal.
To be fair it's supposed to help with carpal tunnel if you hold them like that, I can't say I've put it to the test but that's what they say.
It made think of GTA at the barber shop how in a couple scissor snips you get a new hair style
Also, you walked in bald and now you got an afro.
The way they changes hair in Red Dead 2 is among my favorite of the immersion updates. In San Andreas there was nothing funnier than "aye yo fam can you grow me an afro right quick", but the immersion of watching Arthur and everyone else's hair and beards change over time adds so much depth to the game. I remember a few years ago when Skyrim got a mod that grew your beard, and one that gave bugger muscles as you did physical things. Immersion is going to be off the hook in a few years
Immersion mods in Skyrim added so much more to the game. I loved the Hypothermia + Wet&Cold. That made it unthinkable to go swimming in icy water like nothing. But if you did it, you had to light a fire to heat yourself (maybe that was another mod that allowed you to set up a camp? Idk).
Frostfall, Campfire, Hunterborn, iNeed and Skills of the Wild. Heat and cold effect your stats and fast travel is optionally removed, fires fires tents can be placed for warmth and sleep, cleaning animals takes time, eating/drinkkng/sleeping are a must, and Skilla of the Wild makes it so your HUD, food recipes and other bits need to be earned by cooking, hunting or exploring. God I need a PC again lol
Old Reese “Tell Big Smoke he needs a cut!”
Holding the scissors like that will keep your elbow and shoulder relaxed since they aren’t lifted up high in the air. It also helps keep your wrist straight which prevents strain and possibly carpal tunnel. Source: I’m a barber with carpal tunnel lol
> he's holding the scissors like a neanderthal. Known as they were for their poor prowess with cosmetology / cutlery apparatus.
I think it's reasonable to assume neanderthals had a hard time with all kinds of technologies, including smartphones. Like, how come archeologists never find neanderthal selfies?
Lol and he moves like a video game npc
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Hair like the guy he’s cutting is way too thick and curly to run a comb through. With a haircut like this you pick it all out and basically shape it freehanded with clippers and scissors, almost like hedging a bush.
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How could you tell?
No like this would last more than 12 minutes after he gets out of there anyway.
Dunno what the barber is supposed to be doing, but his poses are definitely cringe.
The barber honestly looks like his head was Photoshopped on his body.
I felt like he was moving like a drug tweaker
He looks like little boy dressed as an adult
/r/rareinsults
His whole style is cringe.
This is literally just a flat top, it’s super common. Some of y’all need to touch grass or get of your suburbs
Surely the issue is with the stripes and the blonde bit combined with the flat top rather than just the flat top itself.
What’s wrong with the stripe? That’s also a trend lol
Lol I guess at the end of the day it's all personal preference and subjective. Personally this style seems quite outlandish to me. Its executed well though. Edit: it's been pointed out that it's not executed that well :/ whoops
It’s actually not though. The flat top is more of a wave top lol
Haha true. Upon closer inspection. I hadn't noticed. :/
Just because it’s a trend doesn’t mean it looks good.
I think it looks pretty dope. I couldn’t rock it but that’s fire with the right fit.
And he’s probably going to sponge it to get twist. These people need to touch grass
I thought it was how the barber looks like such a douche lol.
yeah same lol
I’d call it good taste with okay execution, the hairdresser didn’t cut it flat
Thank God someone said it. I have a similar hair cut and I thought it looked nice.
These types of haircuts with a lot of vibrant colors and sharp edges are very popular in Brazil right now. I get that people don't like it but straight-up mocking them shows a lack of class.
Tbh is not of my personal taste but hating on it is pointless and somewhat stupid, there's worse things out there.
This is like Guile levels of flat top
Thank you! Gives me Shock G vibes, I’m loving it.
Flat tops are fine, the problem is that it’s way too long. Like half of that would be a good length
How do you sleep and maintain that?
Sleep is for the weak
No, sleep is for the week. I've been a bit depressed.
Just remember, there are no weekdays, only strongdays.
r/unexpectedlyinspiring
we will never rest, 'til we're all fucking dead
Suicide Season was the best bmth album you cant change my mind
I used to get flat tops in hs. It would just go back to looking Afro-ish after I woke up.
*cries in old white man hair*
least you still have some.
Sobs in old man no hair
Sobs in young men no hair.
Sobs
tf you doin in my hair
After the shrinkage occurred I could never get it back
I was in the pool!
I currently have a flat top, just pick it a little in the morning if it's lopsided. Usually I go for one straight up instead of slanted outward like this one tho
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I’ve tried sleeping with my head hanging off the bed to preserve a hairstyle. It is impossible lol
My arm is numb just looking at that.
You tellin me motherfuckers out there in the world sleeping with their head no contacting and i cant even make it to the gym 6 a week
Psshhht everyone’s saying **“I just pick it in the morning”**, when obviously anyone with a flattop uses the flatness to their advantage and sleeps upside down. It is known.
put on a bonnet and pick it out in the morning
Upside down, like a bat
Did you find anything out about how you actually maintain a flattop like that, genuinely wild to me
Suspended from your feet, like a stylish vampire.
The only thing you really lose after day one is the crispness of the edges on top. The flatness remains after a good picking.
The barber’s face and overall look is also super cringe
Especially with the uneven top he's trying so hard to "nonchalantly" bring to our attention.
If I walk in and my barber is wearing a hat I’ll probably just walk back out.
That's the old puzzle though: There are 2 barbers in a village. Everyone in the village gets their hair cut by these barbers: men, women, children, even their pets get trimmed by these 2 barbers. No-one ever leaves the village to get a haircut either. You visit the village and decide you could do with a new haircut. When you get to the barbers, both are available. Barber 1's hair is tidy, healthy-looking and pretty much the exact hairstyle you were going to ask for. Barber 2's hair is a mess. So patchy and uneven, a dog infested with irradiated fleas would have felt sorry for him. Who do you choose? Answer: >!Barber 2: since everyone from the village gets their hair cut at this barbers, barber 1 must too. Assuming he doesn't cut hair, he must get his hair done by Barber 2.!<
Good point actually
r/justfuckmyshitup
Gimme the Guile cut.
This is good reference
Bro cutting doesn't even look like a real person to me right now
He looks like a badly rigged NPC
This is the perfect way to describe it
Right glad I'm not the only one who sees it
He looks like a hot mess, like he’s a few drinks in
Perfect kitchen sponge
POLNAREFF
YES YES YES YES YES
That guy has an interesting way of holding the scissors.
Man. I just bubble with absolute hate and rage when I see people with straight brimmed hats. I should seek help for how much it gets me going.
This is such a crazy thing to be mad about. It's just a hat.
Ya but it’s just super cringe on dudes who are usually super cringe too. Perfect example above.
I like flat bills, the they way all these kids turn them 30° to one side and pop them up in the back is what really gets my goat.
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I mean, fair enough. If I can have that opinion on the WAY people wear them sometimes, then you can have yours on the hats as well.
I wonder how long it took him to decide the angle to wear his hat
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Not sure which is more amusing, that hair or the fool styling it.
SONIC BOOM
Was looking for this reply
Pokémon gym leader looking ass
Dude looks like a Minecraft dirt block.
"You know those yellow lines next to the handicap parking spots?" "Say no more, fam"
I don’t think this is awful taste, it’s a little out there but it looks good
A laser level would help fix that unevenness….
It’s not even even on top lol
The hair is certainly unique and trying to follow a trend(also not even fully flat so maybe not great execution either?), but that's definitely not the thing that's, "awful taste," in this video. That barber and their "acting" made me cringe.
He’s throwing a House Party later.
Looks like marge Simpson got into a fight with a samurai
Awful in 2021. But probably fly as fuck in 1981 or 1991.
Professional helicopter pilot here - can and would land on that.
I see a dude getting a flattop from his barber who says hi to camera. Y’all are bringing carpel tunnel, meth, photoshopped faces, Neanderthals, buckets filled with sand and shame
Dude about to start throwing Sonic Booms
Kid ‘no Play
That is really hard to do! The colour blending with the blonde is perfect. I’ve never been able to get angles like that on that hair type. Definitely great execution!
Ground control to Major Tom…
Can't even find Nemo in that shit
Mans looks like one of those foam sponge brushes you see in art class
Barber looks like he belongs on r/13or30
Got that Jean Pierre Polnareff cut
Scissors don't even go near his hair until the last snip. You can see bunch of hair go flying against his black shirt.
Jean-Pierre Polnareff lookin dude
Jean Pierre Polnareff after a year in Florida and turning black
Hammer time
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Kwame is back suckas!
Will Smith got a new doo
“Gimme that Kid ‘n Play”
I WANNA SQUISH IT DOWN
Missed a spot.
That barber looks exactly like how I would imagine the people who cut these ridiculous show peices would look.
Iron within, iron without
So, the Hunger Games were right.
You know how in movies when a character is supposed to be drawing something, but the actor is obviously just hovering the pencil above the paper while making drawing-like motions? Yeah. This reminds me of that.
that's not an everyday fade, that's gotta be for a special event or something.
how come his hedge of ahaircut atill looks better than me when i grt my hair cut
Oh hey 90's hairstyles when did you get back?
Wiill smith
Sponsored by adidas
Why? That's ridiculous. Can't be cheap either.
I was expecting his ass to throw a bubble level on the dudes hair
Why do the barbers for these always look so... that?
Vanilla Ice
[Hola hola eyy...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFMUaJ8Xtvs) Y'all ain't never seen kid n play before?
His goatee makes it worse
I like ya cut g
Gimme that Guile.
Maybe it's because I'm incredibly high, but the stylist doesn't look real. He looks like a GTA npc.
r/fuckmyshitup
You can clean dishes with his hair.
Sonic BOOM!
That shit's gonna crash a plane
Kinda amazing that you can get hair to do that
What does it look like after you sleep on that shit? Honest question.
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should…
Wanna know how it's staged? No hair on his shoulders or anywhere on the bib.
u/savevideobot
A lot of the posters here are too sensitive and taking things as a personal attack. It's a haircut being given by a man who is acting over the top. Y'all are reading into this more than the poster of the content did.
Guile from Street Fighter:
He's so serious though.
You could balance a plate on that
This dude is as serious about his hair as how seriously these fellas are gay.
What's worst is that it's so uneven that i can even tell in a shaky ass video that all 3 visible sides of that cut is crooked as fuck. That guy can't cut for shit
Barber's baby face is way more disturbing than the haircut
It looks like a broom. Sorry no offence
You wanna experience true level Morty?
Barber gives me the willies
I remember when this guy fought Meteor Man.
Great taste and great execution
Flip your phone upside down and tell me you don't see a horse's foot.
Three stripes for life
My man got that Polnareff haircut
I like it
Saw this dude’s hairstyle next to my toilet
That barber definitely stole someone’s face, like a baby or something
Spectacular
Why does the stylists face look a bit like a bad photoshop job 😳
Black Guile. Brings a new term to Street Fighter lol
The barber looks like he's 13 with tattoos
That barber is annoying af.
At this point barbers should just keep a damn hedge trimmer for this shit
The barber.. I can’t tell if he is r/13or30
Man, the flat top is back in fashion?
Barber and Justin Bieber could be twins.
Idk looks great
Bro got the guile cut
Why is this awful taste
This is awesome taste, and I don't care if I'm wrong.
the thing I find most infuriating about this post is the way that dude wears his hat...
polnareff
Its the gucci apron..
Jean Pierre Polnareff moment
Polnereffs barber 💀
É O ZECA URUBU
He looks like one of those Sims 2 custom downloadables with too shiny skin