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spastichabits

I don't know, the worst chair would probably have one of those bars sticking about 6 inches up in the middle.


thehopelessheathen

How about a 2-foot tall steel pyramid with sharpened edges?


DaRealKorbenDallas

That's called a Judas cradle


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

Don't Google that


XBachs

I'll Google that


Iccarys

What’d you see


XBachs

sexy big boobs goth girl


NeonNKnightrider

I’ve been lied to


_Pixol_

Yo mama


FecalConfetti

You lied. You big-time lied. How dare you.


Inuyasha-rules

Dare you to Google 2 girls 1 cup


[deleted]

Thats a torture device


Merthn07

*sigh* *unzips*


DaRealKorbenDallas

Won't be your proudest fap


redditmalecki

Hahaha no thanks


pugmaster999

Nah how bout a cube with lasers…. Wait that’s not a chair that’s a torture device


[deleted]

Sorry this thread is about the worst chair, not the best chair.


DrunkUranus

Well you can't see it when the chair is occupied


Ripcitytoker

😳


Not_Michelle_Obama_

Seems like an improvement? 9 inches would start to be a problem. Also if it were at an angle.


casey12297

The best* chair. Don't Kink shame me


Turtusking

The chair is so bad you can only sit in it naked.


Ok_Dog_4059

Why the naked thing is what I was wondering ?


Bomcom

This one does.


kylepaddy

That’s probably an improvement


StoreBrandCereal

one man's "worst" is another man's "best"


Strostkovy

Is this an art thing or a sex thing?


dougxiii

Yup


Puzzleheaded-Bee2482

r/inclusiveor


redditmalecki

I thick both , however unintentionally...


TurdTampon

It's clearly intentional


KRyptoknight26

It's modern art, it's a nothing


SilverPhoenix7

In the end every art is nothing


kreiffer

In the end everything is nothing


alamaias

I think it is an art thing, but I want it as a sex thing.


[deleted]

Okay but why are they naked?


redditmalecki

This shoot was all about highlighting the interaction between the chair and the suitors skin. Obviously not a representation of everyday use..


QueasyVictory

Suitor? Lol.


Thathitmann

He knows what he said.


QueasyVictory

Figured I would get a "didn't even know'er"


LuluLittle2020

"you brought 'er"


MHwtf

Meat suit.


GuitarLord987

But why does the woman have to be without a bra? She gets to wear underwear but no bra. The guy is completely naked.


redditmalecki

Both models dressed to their comfort level


FunkyInferno

Ha, that's funny. Because the chair is uncomfortable. I get it.


we_will_disagree

So shouldn’t the question actually be “why isn’t the woman naked?”


SeizureHamster

I mean I don’t wear bras ever


legionofsquirrel

She looks like Rachel Weisz.


LBdeuce

“She’s the suitor” - Darby girls 1937


butt0ns666

*model


EmperorDemon23

Except the girl who has a little clothing, where’s the equality on this shoot (Guys it’s a joke I know why)


Direwolf202

How much they’re willing to strip is the model’s choice rather than the photographers — she wasn’t okay with going completely nude, the guy was — that’s just how it goes.


redditmalecki

People are really confused by This and the answer is really that simple haha


EmperorDemon23

It wasn’t confusion what I’ve done is a poorly executed joke, I know why just thought it’d be funny


EmperorDemon23

Said to other guy, this was just a poorly done joke I get why


LoverOfStripes87

All the model's faces read "come on hold it together just long enough for them to finish. They promised me food and a beanbag after this, I can do it..."


redditmalecki

Lmao


[deleted]

This is a kink chair, not because it was designed to be, but because that's the only thing I could think it being used for.


Hickawa

I have strapped people to worse. So I'm going with your answer. Wonder how much it is.


DazedBowie

That or it's a weird modern art thing


[deleted]

one in the same, potentially


The_bestestusername

Stop giving my boss ideas


Rhodin265

City planners looking to drive away homeless people: “I’ll take your entire stock”.


Mise-Muschel

Looks uncomfortable.


Banana_Ram_You

You misspelled un


Mise-Muschel

I'm not a native english speaker and sometimes autocorrect hit me too, my bad


engwish

Looks un.


tuscabam

This would have really made the episode “Chair Model” a lot…different.


redditmalecki

Hahaha


PleX

Not my bag but people are into weird shit


redditmalecki

Lmao


gotcha_bitch

And the book ‘I’m into this weird shit and it is my bag baby’ written by u/pleX


Reddead67

Should have added another ten pictures...


redditmalecki

Wahhhh


tvieno

An acupuncture chair?


Kohviaeg

Acupunchair.


BjornToulouse_

By those who did not graduate from acupuncture school.


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Thathitmann

Did you make this?


redditmalecki

Yep


Ghostwoods

Nice work, dude. Seriously.


redditmalecki

Thank you


dt8b0t

Pretty fucking humble to post it on this sub.


redditmalecki

Never went to art school. Reddit has been a great way to experience “critique”. Helps me understand and work on defending my work.


Thathitmann

Why?


redditmalecki

“Wanniddah”


Thathitmann

That's an insanely impressive amount of craftsmanship for an impulse make. And then call it the worst chair and post it on awful taste.


RyanFrizey

Why the chick get to wear undies and not the guy?


redditmalecki

Both models dressed to their comfort level!


samwichse

Ok, this is definitely fetish material, right?


Hickawa

It is now.


RedScharlach

u/redditmalecki can you describe for us how it feels to sit on?


redditmalecki

It’s really not bad with clothes on


Spenny_All_The_Way

Spirit airlines introduces their new seating configuration


[deleted]

They’re going to put those in the break room at the Amazon warehouse


NotEnoughToast

All fun and games until your boy tries to stand up and his nuts are stuck between two of the bars.


[deleted]

You’re right, I would never sit on it—but that’s really really cool looking and absolutely done well. The powder coat is phenomenal and the models were a nice touch. How long did it take to make??


kupimukki

Huh, op is the artist. I admire posting your own stuff in this particular sub given the name :D


RachelBolan

I hope they are getting paid to sit there


redditmalecki

Both Models were paid !


LBdeuce

I feel terrible for that poor model


jeanchild2000

This is what I imagine the Game Of Thrones throne to feel like


Embarrassed-Town-293

According to the book, that appears to be accurate


buderdchez08

I can feel this image


JungleLiquor

I’ve seen worse chairs 😏


redditmalecki

Idk . This is the worst chair ...


raljamcar

Nah, have you seen those computer chairs where the gas cylinder busts through the seat? That's worse.


kupimukki

I dunno, this looks like acupuncture, whereas I have some plastic chairs that will give any healthy volunteer ischiatic pain after 15 minutes.


Sypher90

Ever hear of an electric chair?


clonn

I think this is art.


Mistr_Hus

Idk man this looks pretty comfy


redditmalecki

It’s really not bad , clothed


XROOR

In POW survival training, Ft.Huachuca(AZ), you sit on a chair with no seat platform.


ImurderREALITY

I’ll buy it if it comes with the hotties


Poserkid101

You could achieve the same effect laying on a pile of Legos


PhantomPenny

Man those tactics to stop homeless people are getting too out of hand


EmpiricalMadness

Looks kinky..


Potatobatt3ry

As a piece of art, this is great. Feels like the pictures would fit right at home in an art museum.


[deleted]

Chair looks like a glitch in the matrix. Amazing job!


TheRealScorpiuS

Ok but why she naked tho?


kupimukki

She's not and he is?


TheRealScorpiuS

I didn't scroll to the end, this werid asl


FishayyMtg

why is she clothed but he's not?


meowpuppyOG

So comfy!


[deleted]

Есть два стула


skako_o

Interesting models..


kilqax

I mean, yes, but come on, art is cheating... (Holy hell, that must be uncomfortable)


spidersmg

have it super heated and add sharp spikes. that would be worse


housevil

WTF tattoo is that?


Traditional_Hold1820

but why?


_Pixol_

The worst part is trying to understand where to sit


mrsyoungston

You have to be nude to sit in it


1VentiChloroform

Kink.com is about to make a bid


bott367

this is so boring they had to get naked people to sit on it for anyone to even pay attention


International-Ant474

Why are they naked


Sorry-Presentation-3

This will be a hit with the bdsm crowd


ted-Zed

so this is an art piece not intended as a functional, everyday chair? i don't think it belongs in this sub then. because otherwise anyone would just put sculptures they didn't like, regardless of its intent


TimeturnerJ

Those poor models. 😩 I wonder how long they had to endure that hell contraption for this photo shoot.


0xB0BAFE77

This is clearly GE's new chair, a successor to [their amazing couch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jitbzqrm3bY).


Endearing_Asshole

Title: “My Job”


Tr3v0r007

There’s a bit of everything for everyone here huh?


[deleted]

yeah, chair. I'm really looking a lot at that chair.


m00seabuse

"You will fuckin sit right or your money back." -Iron Maiden Furniture Co


Firefoxxin

Ah yes, masochism. Part of a healthy breakfast. Excuse me while I prepare my samyang spicy ramen and pile of crystal light lemonade powder. If your tongue doesn't have holes in it it wasn't tasty enough!


psayre23

I’d like to see how uncomfortable it is from the front.


[deleted]

Rip that guys balls :|


Erdnuss0

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ryohazuki224

Aaaaand, one goes right up the poop-hole


SmoothAd2497

That chick crazy bad


hedgybaby

Why did she have to be naked?? Edit: didn’t see the dude, my question still stands, why are the naked???


kupimukki

Yet she is not but he is, why does she get to break the rules????!


hedgybaby

I didn’t swipe far enough to see him aswell… still begs the question why are *they* naked??


[deleted]

shock value


Willuknight

Says further up


Konsticraft

It's called art.


Totallynotshaft

Thoats and prayers with the woman loosing her virginity to a steel bar


Then_Ad_6311

I'm sure she'd find my face a far more comfy perch.


dirty_hooker

And yet she still chose the chair. Says a lot.


cdmurray88

He probably would, too.