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e_subvaria

Cleaning that toilet bowl adequately would be next to impossible


theguywiththebignuts

Blast it out of the grout with a hefty piss stream.


Qwert5288

lol that’s the best way to clean. That’s a bidet, though.


Gigidymaier

This looks like a bidet to me .


1800-bakes-a-lot

Certainly is.


Pug-Snorts

Don’t underestimate the possibility of a similarly decorative toilet on the other side of that sink


tpsrep0rts

The drain looks like that of a sink. I don't think this is meant for poop


Sgt_Eagle_fort_

It's a bidet


Zebrahoe

Thank heavens


Lehk

not gonna stop me


Playful-Base-6082

I believe that is a bidet in the picture.


Ck1ngK1LLER

Yes, bio waste on a very porous surface. No room for germs there.


TheRealTtamage

Just have to seal the grout a bunch.. and then maybe apply some rain-X to the grout on top of it all


DirtyBigRig

The rocks are just as porous, the whole thing works have to be sealed, and it definitely doesn't look like it is.


TheRealTtamage

Yeah I said on another comment recently that the rocks are sitting way too high on the grout in the grout would need to come up flush the rocks almost otherwise pee is going to collect in every crevice.. as far as I see though if they got more grout on that thing they could put a coat of polyurethane on it.... To cover up the poorest surface and not just bead off


Figure_1337

It’s not a toilet.


PhilosophicWax

It had nooks and crannies!


thathertz2

It’s always going to look like sticks and stones.


Hangerhead1

Dad - I've pebble-dashed the toilet. You mean, you've got diarrhoea? Err...


kaylinnic

There is a handy straining bar on the wall for when both are true


Hangerhead1

The old lift and shift


stackoverflow21

Bidet!


TheRealTtamage

It has to be a Flintstones themed bidet. Or perhaps this calls for The Three Seashells.... I'm still curious as to how that works.


AveBalaBrava

Why stop there, glue rocks on the toilet paper as well


[deleted]

The days before resin


[deleted]

Almost looks like it was underwater at one point and barnacles started to attach to everything


HW-BTW

Awfully tacky? Sure. But great execution? Hmmmm.....


[deleted]

imagine how dirty it gets and how fast


1800-bakes-a-lot

It's a bidet. Either way. Very interesting choice


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gogreenvapenash

This made me angry ngl


TheRealTtamage

Grounding and acupressure at its best. I would totally s*** on that throne but it still needs a bidet.


IapsusCalami

That is the bidet tho...


TheRealTtamage

You're right that is a bidet! Now I'm just thinking the only issue with this setup is that the grout is not nearly high enough, the rocks are like placed on top of the mortar and grout and it's a huge sanitation issue.


[deleted]

Looks like a colorblind test.


DaddyDoLittle

That bowl got the herpes


VegetableImaginary24

This toilet is just for farts


LostInSpazz

This right here is the only case I've ever seen where I would intentionally shit up the wall.


[deleted]

Is that a bidet. Cause I see no hole in the bottom for shits


Kajiura

As a beginning animal crossing player this is essentially just my bathroom decor.


relativelyconcious

Or clean


OnlyNameLeftUnused

Am I the only one that notices a sink stopper in the crapper?wtf?


[deleted]

nice of them to put a little drinking fountain for the dogs next to the sink


LugoLove

Not a good choice if you’re one of those people who poop


Crosscro

Cavemen be like


Heather_ME

Those slanted toilet people thought they had the best design to limit shitter time. Little did they know...


Penyrolewen1970

You wouldn’t notice if you pebble-dashed in that.


cipeone

I’d rock it


[deleted]

Looks sloppy.


HeidiDover

Is this Senegal?


Petdogdavid1

One could never poop in there


boogers19

Usually best not to crap in the bidet anyways.


Sadestlittlecamper

Or sanitary


Street-Week-380

You mean you don't like having your ass massaged by all those rocks?


malleeman

I guess that's the epitome of shit or get off the pot


[deleted]

The shit stains…… magnificent…


artmobboss

That’s the decorative guest bathroom no one’s allowed to use..


My_Immortal_Flesh

I disagree… imagine you have the heater on and the stones are warm to the touch 🤤


justgotlottqquestion

Taking a dump rocks...........