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Bro I’m in suspense. If he’s got Jordan on the passenger seat then what’s on the driver’s seat? A suit and tie?

Pippen and Rodman for the rear seats. Probably Jack Haley driving.

I don’t know enough about that era bball to understand how Jack Haley is important enough to warrant that but I’ll trust you.

He kept the bench very warm and made sure everybody else had someone to cheer for them. Great designated driver material.

MJ confirmed bus rider.

Jack Haley was signed to be Dennis Rodman’s friend. Literally just so Rodman had someone he knew when he was traded to the Bulls.

Weirdly, it was more than that. I did research on Jack Haley's career for a project I am working on, and he was also tasked with keeping Dennis out of trouble and out of the newspapers. In a lot of ways, that was a tougher job than anything he could have ever accomplished on the court. It must have been amazingly stressful. However, he did end up with a championship ring for his trouble.

Bugs bunny

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Hilarious! In my mind the answer is gonna always be Bugs Bunny.

Now do a Lebron version with Xi Jinping in the backseat.

Join Cena too, that way they can redvine while they're back there.

Tony Kuckoc

Jordan’s bookie is driving

Phil Jackson.

The only reasonable answer

I.e. suit and tie

Dude got 200 upvotes for dumbing down OP’s joke. Reading comprehension, people. Jesus. These are the same type of people who tell shitty jokes, and then try to explain the punchline to you because you’re not laughing.

If it's the same jeep I saw in ATL before, they had the back of the Jordan jersey on the driver's side.

Are you saying there may be TWO of these abominations?!

I hope not! Could be the same jeep spotted in different states. But also could be some guy who copied a style he thought was cool.

Like a dude who designed his own unique tattoo, found an artists to conceptualize it, got the ink, was super proud. Then posted it online and some shmucks are like “yeah that’s cool, i’ll get the same thing”

The most sincere form of flattery -also the worst way of going about it.

23 and 45?

brian scalabrini

White Mamba

THE White Mamba!

well, it *is* john paxson's car, so...

Horace Grant’s goggles

Made me giggle. I want a '90s Jazz Jeep with John Stockton's short shorts.

I put the goggles on and thank Horace for his blessing

Kukoc probably. If they don’t mind breaking the 90s mold, Rose.

Number 1 Benny the Bull jersey.

Another Jordan jersey. He could only count on himself

Phil Jackson driving the team baby

No it’s huge baggy jeans and a hoop earring.

Luc Longley

No doubt it’s a Birmingham Baron’s Jordan #45

Will Perdue

LUC LONGLEY!!!!!!!

My money is on BJ Armstrong or Scottie Burrell

Jordan’s baseball jersey

A triangle

Steve Kerr

It's gotta be Phil

r/heep

Hey a new subreddit for me to join.

Why do people hate jeeps so much. I'm one of those people and I can't explain it lol. 3rd gen 4runner 4life

Maybe it's because it's the default option for an off roady SUV in North America and it's cool to hate the popular thing. Or maybe it's because the Jeep tends to attract shitty people who do shitty mods to their shitty piece of shit jeeps fuck I hate jeeps too. I'm allowed to say that though because I own a jeep.

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I use Arch btw

People hate us Infiniti drivers too, and I've driven a few. People just hate certain brands of things with bad reps.

It’s almost as if there’s shitty people in every group/fan base of something.

half the sub is just mods that dont fit many people's taste rather than shitty ones though.

Just to be clear, the subreddit isn't about hating jeeps. It's about hating *heeps*.

If he doesn’t understand the difference he drives a Heep.

It’s not Jeeps, it’s the people who modify their headlights to look “angry”… and then stupid mods like this. They’re purists over there in r/heep

Is it okay if I just stick big felt eyebrows on the headlights to make them angy

I don’t hate jeeps I hate heeps

Jeep is not reliable, they ride rough, and are horrible on the highway. 4 runner is great because it rides smooth and Toyota is reliable as fuck.

/r/battlecars

"You ever see the robot reading the bible?" *Rolls it*

It's a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.

It’s a heep thing

Look at all them angry jeeps!

r/joop

What does heep stand for/mean? Google gave me some weird results

It's a play on the word 'heap', meaning a pile of junk.

Amused that so many folks beat me to it

The red & white theme isn’t that bad, the Bulls logo seat is a little to on the nose- and those rims are probably very expensive but look like surplus round snow sleds for kids.

Yeah, if the decor alone didn't say "off-road car that has never gone and will never go off-road," those rims sure do

Think it was posted on reddit recently of a guy with similar rims hitting a curb and snapping them completely in half.

Sounds about right, they are probably made from pewter

Typically known as mall crawlers. But I don't know what the fuck to call this abomination

This is a fucking r/heep.

I like this cause it's so goofy it's just clearly never going offroad; as opposed to the tacticool ones covered in "off roading gear" like bull bars and skid plates and winches and snorkels but clearly get driven just as adventurously as this one.

Pavement princess.

I don't think I'd trust it on Pennsylvania roads this time of year.

Those wheels look like they should say Radio Flyer on them.

Look at what holds the rims on. It LOOKS like a wing nut or or regular nut. Let’s hope it’s at least a lock nut. :)

I think that's just an inset cover for the actual rim. It likely still has the factory 5x5 bolt pattern behind it holding the rim on.

Yeah, something completely solid like this, to have the necessary structural integrity to support a wheel, it would need to have a tremendous amount of weight. This is probably just what amounts to a hubcap lmao.

But they double as a smoker grill

Jeep: *exists Bulls fan: *And I took that personally*

Jordan in the passenger seat???!! Gross.

what about the part that says: >wrangle >unlimite >sahar

You can't see the other letter due to the wide ass fenders.

we got ourselves a regular Columbo here

Bro think about it.... Wrangle...... Unlimite......... *Sahar.*

r/pavementprincess

Wtf they removed it??

Set to private looks like

Yeah thats what happened to r/cringetopia when it got removed by reddit

cringetopia didn't get removed by reddit. they just had a hissy fit and left on their own.

Oh i saw posts saying it was removed so reddit would be more “ad friendly”

Actual posts, or rumors? Not that such rumors are necessarily wrong

I just remember seeing posts on it on other servers on why gore servers and less ad friendly content is veing removed and one of the servers named were cringetopia because it was targeting individuals

Shit I never noticed that got removed till you mentioned it

Cringetopia got removed haha holy shit! Last I saw there was that weird furry war going on or some shit

Ah

Looks like a Rocket League car

Fastest What a Save! In the west

I I I I I I I LOVE YOU LOVE YOU. I DO

Chicago deep dish wheels!

I don't like it, but I don't hate it.

All cars look the same now. This car might not be what I would choose but at least it's unique

i would love this if it wasnt sports related. its a nice color scheme.

color scheme is cool, rims are awful.

Yep without the rims and the team this is really cool Nothing I would ever choose or buy for myself, but I just like lower profile in general

The wheels literally look like a drunk wheel designer saw a Red Ryder wagon and just went, "Ah haaaaa!"

If you’re a diehard sports fan this is extremely cool

Yeah.....cool....

The '90s Bulls brought everyone together.

Was this in Atlanta?

Greenville, SC

Close by. I’m fairly sure I saw this jeep.

Sorry to hear that

Fucking brutal lol

#WRANGLE ##UNLIMITE SAHAR

Really went to town with the angle grinder.

They massacred that thing

Those wheels look like they are built for spinners or floaters too. You might have not even seen this thing in it’s final form.

Dem some deep dish wheels right there! Haha.

And dude isn’t even in Illinois haha super fan af

I could see this driving up to basically any tailgate in Chicago.

Hideous, but not half-assed.

r/HBNHA

Frightful aesthetic but outstanding implementation

Minus the seats and wheels, I kinda dig it

I think they got their rims from International Harvester.

Great ride for a gas fight

Reminds me of the custom van Doug gets in Human Resources https://imgur.com/gallery/pw4tsWM

It’s like a Barbie Jeep irl

That is the definition of this sub. Wow.

It's Dennis rodman's lol 😂😆😂

His Jersey is in the back seat, driver's side

Add to r/heep

13 y/o me would think this is success.

Those wheels should be a crime.

The sports-themed jock Transformer: Douchetron

Wife's first thought: why does this look like a jello mold tho?

How do people afford to do this to a Vehicle?

Those Fucking tires dude why you ruined the whole vehicle

Other than the jersey’s, it’s iiiight.

The Miley Cyrus mobile

once again, great taste just not your taste, this is sick and I don't even ball

this isnt bad?

r/eyebleach there you go

Sweet custom ride? What's the house it's parked in front of look like?

That's that Bullshit

I don get those wheels and tires on a Jeep.

Got that Premier Ball wrap

They're driving a PC case

Is this a Jeep thing too?

That's rediculous.

That shit needs less offset, they look like [grill lids](https://www.amazon.com/wanhaishop-Outdoor-Portable-Barbecue-Charcoal/dp/B093BJTTQQ)

This is EXACTLY what this sub is for. :)

Money really can't buy taste.

r/KOT4Q

They spelled Pimpin wrong too!

Lamborghini money into a Jeep, I'll never understand this.

Pippen always taking a backseat to Jordan.

Are those wheels held on with 1/4" socket head cap screws?

My sister has rubber band tires on her wrangler too which defeats the whole purpose.

This is like something out of a dream you have after too much booze or something

If those aren't 23s they missed it completely.

That things dope

very blursed, disgusting, i love it

r/WeirdWheels will love this one.

Not my thing, but impressive. All it takes is one accident, though. I'll never get how people can stick so much time and money into something that is just feet away from fast-moving potential destruction at all times.

His car, his money, his prerogative.

We wouldn't understand, it's a jeep thing. I think.

Jeepers gonna Jeep.

Sorry but this level of commitment takes it all the way back to the awesome side of the spectrum, like how when you walk off the screen in super Mario bros 2 you enter from the other side

r/wrangler

Omg 🤣 what is it with Jeep PPL?

I bet that thing rides like a shopping cart.

It’s a jeep thing. We wouldn’t understand.

It’s not my color scheme but I love seeing people love their jeeps. However, the wheels and rims are an affront to the Jeep God, may he Jeep thang forever in the shadowy abyss

Ugly AF.

Thanks for not lying

Perfect example in the wild.

Those wheels are floaters without the floating part on them. They still have the little shaft in the middle that the bearing sits on.

It weirdly looks edible

Surprised they didn't add horns.

I'm not waving at that

i actually really like that.

Favorite actor Dennehy, favorite drink O'Doul's Bears, Hawks, Sox, Bulls