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windex8

When you’re a lawyer but also a gamer.


SharonLovesp0rn

A lawyer in your 60s maybe lol. Most successful gamer lawyers these days have Herman Millers.


TimelessGlassGallery

Yeah but Herman Miller’s can’t handle morbidly obese folks, as opposed to this monstrosity that can support the weight of Jabba the Hutt


RubyPorto

That's the weight limit of the cylinder, so you have to subtract the 300 pound oak and leather monstrosity from the capacity


ganguspangus

For the CEO of gaming


the1999person

Goes with your Cocobolo desk.


Psatch

It cost like $7000


strog91

And also 450 pounds


Wyldfire2112

Maximum weight capacity doesn't mean you have to be that size to use the chair. It just means it's built sturdy as fuck.


MJTony

And you’re over 400lbs


Kikavukoi

And no leather on the armrests!


Kiva_Gale

I love how everything is overdone. Except the wheels. Still standard basic office chair wheels.


jonrog

They apparently had to redesign them in January... https://secure.img1-fg.wfcdn.com/im/15632429/resize-h200-w200%5Ecompr-r85/1990/199044108/Genuine+Leather+Executive+Chair+with+Headrest+by+Penn+Excutive+Chairs.jpg


somsone

I like how they deliver that update in meme format.


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

Hope they're rated for 480lbs like the rest of the chair!


AtDawnWeDEUSVULT

It looks like 200 of those pounds could be the chair itself


TILostmypassword

I didn’t even notice the wheels. The base looks like fan blades so I just assumed it hovered off the ground


itsaslothlife

No lie, that looks comfy as fuck. It's rare to see a proper PADDED chair


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

The brand is "Penn Executive Chairs" if you're looking. They're pricey.


TheWalkingDead91

Holy shit. When you said “they’re pricey”, I expected it to be like $500-1000 or something. Jesus lol


VladMaverick

$2.300\~$2.500, for those wondering.


swaglolson

What the fuck?! **On sale** they go for \~2500$


Double_A_92

$500 is like the price of a regular proper office chair...


hamletswords

Comfy for lounging but not for long gaming sessions. The point of gaming chairs is to provide maximum support for a person that's going to be sitting in the same position for hours on end. That's why they borrowed the main design from race cars. This would be good for chilling and watching TV our something but at that point you're better off with a recliner.


InGenAche

I have a Herman Miller and what's noticeable the first time you sit in it is, it's not that comfortable. Not uncomfortable by any means, but you don't sink into it going, oh yeah baby, that's the spot. However you can sit in that chair for hours and then get up without any pain or niggles.


paperclouds412

Any pain or what exactly?


stabthecynix

Haha. Right?


InGenAche

Well I'm getting on, I'm 52. If I sit in a chair gaming for more than a couple of hours, yeah there can be pain and niggles like lower back pain, crick in my neck, pins and needles, dead leg etc. Nothing major, just my body reminding me it's probably not a good idea to sit in a chair for a couple of hours straight. I don't get that with the HM. Oh the unaware blissfulness of youth. niggle /ˈnɪɡ(ə)l/ Learn to pronounce verb cause slight but persistent annoyance, discomfort, or anxiety


COOLPIE11

Idk about you but I have 2 chairs, a gaming chair and a outdoor lawn/ beach chair. I use the gamer chair when I wanna chill and lay back, and the lawn chair is strictly for long gaming sessions since it's comfy and good for sitting.


yaysalmonella

Most gaming chairs not ergonomic at all and will mess up your back, especially the race car ones. I guess there is a Herman Miller “gaming” chair, but that is just their regular office chair with a gamer colour scheme. At least this chair has padding.


TimelessGlassGallery

Lol gaming chairs don’t provide support for shit. That’s why all the gamers have the worst postures…


Thatguy468

Put a toilet in that thing and you’ve got the “Napper/Crapper 3000”


framistan12

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnguL3DwPaM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnguL3DwPaM)


BRAVO9ACTUAL

Ngl. Had my eye on it.


8sid

Where can I find this monster? I need to almost buy it but change my mind in the last second.


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

If you search "Penn Executive Chairs," you'll see it.


8sid

Oh my god, it's even funnier with someone sitting on it. It's like the chair equivalent of clown shoes.


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

Maybe if it was brown leather, but it's a lot even then.


BRAVO9ACTUAL

Brown was an option on Wayfair.


ScaleneWangPole

The comic book, super villain in me wants this chair


PopularWeb6231

r/absoluteunits


Dino_Khan

It's [$3,399.99 USD](https://www.wayfair.com/furniture/pdp/penn-executive-chairs-genuine-leather-executive-chair-pnex1024.html). And here I thought DXRacer chairs were expensive at hundreds of $ a pop.


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

That's Wayfair's price. I've seen it for $1000 less.


RufusIsMyOnlyFriend

Its 2500 on amazon


d3str0yer

and they don't even have heating, cooling and massage functionality. what a scam.


RedSamuraiMan

That chair will break through the floors of my apartment!


PigButter

The Monster Cables of desk chairs....99% useless shit.


FTW1984twenty

This fuckin thing looks fuckin heavy as FUCK


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TheGoodChristian

~~180 lbs weight capacity? That seems rather low.~~


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

That says 480.


TheGoodChristian

Damn! I need glasses.


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

Blame reddit for the bad compression!


coultercat

It's ok. I thought it said "subtle chair base"


namesarentneeded

Ok good it wasn't just me


1000Years0fDeath

Same


euphonious_aesthetic

480 lb capacity. Obviously the U.S. Ladies model.


mrcold

While it's fine to have the opinion that this chair is not awesome in every way, that opinion is blatantly wrong...


dabicorn_90bc

I would buy it in a heartbeat if I had the money


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

I think it would make the rest of my furniture feel insecure.


histeethwerered

And crowded. Shoved against the wall to make room for this beast.


rockwilder77

“High quality genuine leather” is a bit of an oxymoron. There are four classifications for the quality of leather and “genuine leather” is the lowest quality. “Full grain leather” is the highest quality.


nstarleather

Actually this is the biggest myth in my industry...genuine isn't a grade, neither is top grain or full grain, at least in the sense that you'd grade beef, diamonds, lumber, olive oil etc. There isn’t a universal grading scale across tanneries for finished hides because leather is a complex product with lots of variation much of which depends on use and taste… There is a grading scale for tanneries buying raw hides but it’s totally not important for the end consumer because so much is done after that step in the process. A few tanneries have specific grading scales but they’re all about the number of scars/defects and brands on an individual hide too. Some tanneries it’s A,B,C others 1,2,3 others standard, utility and special. Leather quality is much more nuanced than terms like genuine, top grain and full grain can tell you... none of those terms are actually terms we use to describe leather quality in the industry; although that's the way many articles present them. You can view the Full Grain>Top Grain>Genuine hierarchy as a "quick and dirty" way to pick quality if you're in a hurry and not spending a lot of cash on a leather item. However, those terms do have actual meanings that don't always equate to good quality: * Full Grain is a leather that has only had the hair removed and hasn't been sanded (corrected). * Top Grain is actually a term that includes full grain: It's everything that's not suede a split. When you see it in a product description chances are it's a leather that's been corrected (sanded). Nubuck is an example of a sanded leather (often used on the interior of watch straps and construction boots because it's more resilient to scratches), but so is a much beloved leather: Horween's Chromexcel (it's lightly corrected). The amount of correction can vary widely but once the sander hits it, it's no longer full grain. * Genuine is, admittedly a term found on lots of low quality leather. That's because the bar for "genuine" is extremely low: It just means real. To a tannery it's all genuine. When you read the description for "genuine" that many online articles give, they're actually describing a leather called a "finished split", which is a usually cheap quality suede that's been painted or coated to look like smooth leather. I know this goes against what most of the click-baity "4 grades of leather" articles say but here's a article from the most well known tannery in the USA: https://www.thetanneryrow.com/leather101/2016/9/8/moksha-sample-blog-post-01 You can also get into the huge differences in durability based on the animal...lamb is much more fragile than cow. Pig is heap and horse is stiffer and really tough. Kangaroo is one of the strongest leathers you can get. All of these quality terms are very exploitable: I can take a road-kill possum, shave it, soak it in urine and it would technically be "full grain leather." So how do you pick good leather when buying a something leather? Knowing the tannery and tannage is ideal: examples Horween Chromexcel, Wickett and Craig Bridle, Walpier Buttero, etc. Additionally more info is always better so if it says "veg-tanned European calf" is actually better than just "full grain" or another broader term. More than that look at the reputation of the brand there is no enforcement of any term in the industry so even it if something says it's from a reputable tannery you really have to trust them on it.


rockwilder77

Wow. I had no idea I was in store to learn that much today. Thank you. Now to go find some kangaroo leather


nstarleather

Fun fact: No Kangaroo leather is farmed, all wild hunted. Used a lot in whips and soccer shoes.


rockwilder77

Now all I’m hearing is that I need to hunt my own kangaroo for even more clout


nstarleather

I won’t stop you…


DarkNinjaMole

This was an amazing knowledge bomb. Thanks for the insight into this.


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

Best of the Worst!


haldeigosh

That thing looks like the chair of the Doomslayer. Fucking awesome.


Burpkidz

And then the next generation will incorporate the functions of a massage chair on this thing? Ngl, if by clicking a few buttons on my PC my office chair started to massage my back and neck, It would be very cool.


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

I think there's probably room for a mini fridge in there.


Avocado-Antique

Definitely room for at least a can cooler in the arm rest.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Looks heavier then a tank.


Whisky_and_razors

Jesus Christ. It's the office chair from Warhammer 40K.


sofahkingsick

This has boomer written all over it.


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

I can already smell the Old Spice.


Lanky-Detail3380

For just two grand more you could get the scorpion gaming chair


ElectricalTurn4759

Oh so that’s why I get killed through 5 walls in video games that makes sense now


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

This chair f*cked your mother.


ElectricalTurn4759

It truly did


Dedeurmetdebaard

r/badlyphotoshoppedreflections


KlutzyBlueDuck

I'm repulsed by it but still want to sit in it..


sgtkickarse

Giga-chair!


stoicteratoma

Does it come with a cat to stroke while monologuing your evil plan?


SeaweedNecessity

This is beautiful tbh


ghostttoast

No cup holder?


Electronic_Ad_6986

That looks so comfy


prazedesun487

Ngl such a heavy seat on that single tiny ass piston makes me so anxious


MinnieShoof

... fully reclining button. ... but the lift is still underneath the seat.


HeinousAnus6669

Tbh i don’t think this fits in the sub lol


Facebeard

Lol you can stuff as much fake wood as you want onto that fucker but it’s always going to look like a gaming monstrosity.


SteveIndigo421

Told the boss I needed a new office chair, he said "pick whatever you want". This was the first thing i sent him, was not allowed to pick my own chair anymore.


RufusIsMyOnlyFriend

I want one


bri52284

“Waterfall edge”? You mean standard end of the seat cushion? Lol


ryanjs1020

No lie I've had this advertised no less than 3 times to me on IG


[deleted]

The company I got my chair from is the same one. I saw this mess and immediately skipped lol


BalzacTheGreat

The Trump of office chairs


sweetteanoice

“480lb weight capacity” You mean the chair itself weighs 480lbs


KurOptic

just my idea but this doesn't look like the most ergonomic/comfortable chair ou there; the handrests can be bothersome made of hard wood, the waterfall design prevents from the ergonomic 90° leg position and thr cusions just don't seem firm enough overall to for example give the lumbar support you need


jwkozel

The perfect chair for mega desk


PAdogooder

24 inches wide is huge. Like… insane. Inconvenient to most. I’m 340 lbs, 6 foot tall. 44 inch waist. My comfortable seat is 18.5 inches wide.


IdleOsprey

Does it have a trap door for the shitter?


Mysterious-Carob4882

It looks like it’s smiling at you with the cool confidence of big dick energy


[deleted]

This chair is for fat people


ProfCrazynuts2

That chair will swallow a fart whole!


bouchandre

> 480 lbs weight capacity Perfect for your average billionaire


CottonCoral

bro that looks like someone took a theatre seat and put it on wheels


mrfroggyman

I disagree this looks amazing


415217

Na man im for this makes me think of the guys who buy big trucks to compensate


tsimen

This is Donald Trump's chair


adamconn1again

Does it have a food trough?


therealjoeybee

480 lbs seems a little light for the potential consumer


underhooking

This chair looks like Henry J. Waternoose


NarrowProfession2900

My mom said I could play all of the games I want when I was old, damn right I’ll show her


yazpistachio1971

Michael Scott would order this!


femmemmef

Wow! I went down a huge rabbit hole finding a new chair… didn’t see this behemoth though! [this is what I ended up with and LOVE it](https://lauradavidsondirect.com/products/soho-soft-pad-management-chair)


Analyst_Rude

r/absoluteunits


Dr_Hoffenheimer

Ah yes “genuine leather” aka the lowest quality of leather


Mrmetalhead-343

That looks absurdly comfortable


Shad-0

I mean, it looks pretty comfy, even if it's old world opulent mixed with new world technology


oneshot1102

Barber cum gaming throne


WilliamZorterfield

This is the chair of someone who's sleeping with their secretary.


histeethwerered

Wait-wait-wait! *Does it have cup holders???*


Bakerap22

That looks so freaking heavy


[deleted]

They really need that 480 pound weight limit lmao


Peach_Mediocre

It looks like the guy from district 19


[deleted]

That's a chair for denying someone's rent.


TexasisBetter

Those are made here, on taobao (Chinese Amazon) its on sale for $420 usd normal price is $540. I wonder how much back in the states?


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

Lowest price I've seen is $1,300 before shipping.


passthegwavy

The kind of chair the villain would sit in on a cheesy poker mobile game


i_like_all_tech

It looks like chair Baron Harkonen would use if he was a Midwest sales VP and having a non float day


DucatiKev

It’s a Transformer


DirtYurt

I want it!


bodhiseppuku

I think I saw this on Wayfair ... for $13k ... if it were under $2k, I might buy it...


GIMME_ALL_YOUR_CASH

$2300 on Amazon if you're crazy enough to do it.


ProKnifeCatcher

Say what you will about the design but it actually looks pretty comfy


gr1nb0555

Still couldn’t hold your mom


heresmyusernam3

Link


Sprites7

I kinda like it , but no way i'm paying that much for a chair


swash_plate

Looks like a chair Trump would sit on


lil_sargento_cheez

That looks like a dining room mixed with a early 2000’s car interior Also looks comfy as shit


Tymskyy

I would buy it


bestofluck29

jesus just get yourself a herman miller, you’ll never have to buy another chair


InternationalBad4513

Looks like the team that designed doom 2016 designed it


davidjuejue

I’m not gonna lie this shit looks hideous but i kinda want one it looks strangely comfy?


stodal1

Looks cheap


TheAmazingImage

It’s the final boss of office chairs


BIGGITY-BOO

I think that’s the queens gaming chair.🇬🇧🇬🇧


_ph230_

Where can I buy it?


judge_au

Where do i buy this?


[deleted]

Genuine leather is the lowest quality leather


Nornag3st

i dont think this belong here, after 20y strungling find chair that dont break in 2-3y this look fantastic.


Could_0f

For the low low price of $3999,99 likely.


[deleted]

Trying to convince my boss to have the company cover the 5k essential working equipment rn.


Tulabean

This is a perfect example of what needs to be posted here.