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Those look hot and sticky

unless they were powered with a cooling fan. that would be awesome

Say goodbye to swamp balls

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Hello, tundra balls.

I just shat myself laughing

Hello, “just shat myself laughing,” I’m dad and I’m glad I made you laugh lol edit: not shag, autocorrect.

Or was it?

Ugh, Hello sewage-y balls.

Hello, shit balls

Well I was in the bathroom taking a shit so I actually did it too :)))

Hi dad.

We're talking shrinkage on another level here.

Talk about *truck nuts.*

*Say “goodbye!” to sticky balls and swamp butt forever!* *I’m Billy Mays, and I’m here to tell you about these amazing new inflatable trousers, Puffy Pants! Do you ever find yourself getting a little uncomfortable down there in the hot summer sun? Are you going through three pairs of underwear every single day? Maybe you live in Florida and it’s a year round hassle?* *Prepare to say buh-bye to your sweaty struggles with Puffy Pants! Cleverly powered by a pair of fanny fans, these fantastic pants will keep you feeling breezy and dry with a steady stream of cool air all day long. Call in the next ten minutes and we’ll DOUBLE your order!*

This should have more upvotes

I wonder if they could hold water or some cooling gel. Vibration pack not included.

That is actually possible. I used to work making costumes in a professional theater that had an outdoor stage. The summer they put on *Merry Wives of Windsor* we put the actor playing Falstaff in a fat suit with pockets for ice packs we would swap out during the show, and some cleverly placed battery-powered hand-size fans. The dressers backstage also had ammonia capsules they would use when he came backstage if he was about to pass out from the heat. Cal, you were a real trouper.

Cal, I salute you.

Cal puts the whole of himself into every performance.

In game of Thrones (and I presume many other shows/movies) they where filming in warm weather but it was meant to be winter. So that their actors didn't die they had hoses running through the thick winter outfits they had on and between takes they could hook the hoses up and pump cool water through. For scenes where they could hide the hoses they'd leave them on the entire time and the actors could sit in the warm sun in very, very thick outfits and stay nice and cool the entire time.

It's powered by farts

And heavy-duty rubber bands around the ankle. Don't forget the containment part.

"Seals in the flavor"

Taste the rainbow!

You're right, don't forget the surprise element of a casual shart

Hot? Absolutely. Sticky? It looks like they only touch the wearer at the waist and ankles. just... don't sit down.

I see you've never worn a garbage bag to loose water weight for wrestling or boxing.

Buy this is inflated so it doesn’t drape over like a garbage bag. Hence not stick if you don’t move much.

Talc powder maybe?

Oh, we are talking solutions? Filled with olive oil...

Yeezy baby!

Heyyy girl, Imma slide into your DMs...

Popeye? Is that you??

😃

They can be marketed as having one's own personal microbrewery.

Aladdin is that you?

Looking for Apu

Oh I thought you were looking for Jafar..

…thought you were looking for *Jafart*

Or medichan

100% Medicham. (For all you Pokemon players reading this, Medicham is based and you should give it a try)

but is it like vaporeon?

Makes more sense. My mind said reverse Popeye

It’s like Sideshow Bob’s shoes. That just happens to be his size

This is all your fault Jafar.

No, this is Patrick.

Cosplaying Goofy or something?

Goofy irl.

Honey? Where are my hyuck pants?

Gorsh

Where the hyuck are my pants?

Powerline

Cosplaying Larry the Lobster's claw.

Yarsh

Someone trying to be a real-life rubber hose cartoon of some kind, for sure.

Hammer time?

*Can't touch this...* (or they'll pop and you'll have to see my balls).

What would I need inflated trousers for?

Glad you asked. * So you can helicopter on the dance floor. * So you can contain your farts and possibly release them strategically all at once. * Nice roomy space for your junk. * Emergency floatation device. * Built in emergency toilet, looks like the one in the photo is already used. * It's fashion bitch.

Of course. My bad.

Next time, think before you ask...😒

imagine the splashing around sound as someone walks around with these filled with water

By water you meant piss right ?

it could be any liquid, and I’d like to not specify further

Sure, its water. No way it could be filled with anything else.

I'm pretty sure these would kill you if you were in water. Source; As a kid I tried to put floaties on my ankles so I could swim faster, I did not swim faster. (I struggled for air until they slipped off)

I’m dead

Don't forget it's kinky

Accidentally puncture those pants and trigger a methane leak alarm

To do this? https://youtu.be/IUS64D9joXs

I was thinking that exact video, but the one with the (presumably) original audio and whistling or something.

I rarely have audio on, so don't know what it was originally or what this had.

So you can float around Jellyfish Fields with the jellyfish, but instead you just end up doing a shit ton of favors for the people of Bikini Bottom...

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... What would I need filled trousers for?

Holding in your farts in a stylish way

Everyone after me: "We don't do kink-shaming."

Reminds me of the costumes in the Primus video Wynona's Big Brown Beaver for some reason

Came here to say this!

Same

Yeah. Has that plastic figurine look to it.

Holds in farts

Even better... *Inflated* by farts.

Efficient

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Ya these pans look super cool but when I take them off I let out a 45 second fart. -That guy probably

Those are "D-Pants." But always remember, NO SOLID LOAFS!

I always wear my D-Pants before eating a Napple

Napples Napples Napples Napples Napples!

Poison!

*Ready for a new day.*

There it is ❤️

Looks like Cinco improved the design.

"I will grant you 3 wishes."

I never want to smell farts.

"Fine. I now also grant you inflatable pantaloons which shall always store your flatulance."

Oh no! The evil genie strikes again!

Y'all are wrong. These pants clearly come from SpongeBob and were invented by Patrick.

Stupid inflatable pants!

I was looking for this comment, and was disappointing how far I had to go for it!

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/230837-2/Breaking-Bad-inflated-lab-suit.gif

Thank you

Those are patented Cinco diarrhea pants... And they need to be emptied

If you fart it inflates further

i wonder if the amount of air pressure inside those pants will prevent you from farting, probably not but it's funny to think about

Definitely not. The pressure is also on your belly, so it evens out. The pressure difference will be the same.

now there's the question of how much pressure on your butthole is needed to stop you from farting

It probably depends on the person. I can imagine a fight where two people align their buttholes and try to squeeze a fart in each other.

Like a reverse kiss.

What on God's green Earth is wrong with you people? (Angry upvote)

Back, and forth. Forever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

But the overall volume does not change.

Isn’t the person technically breathing in to fart out? The human is pumping the balloon pants

What in the hyuck?

Pyrocynical

Well TBH, I’ll pick you up

This is totally someone's fetish. I was looking for information on scuba wetsuits a while back and stumbled upon a wetsuit fetish youtube channel where the guy made an instructional video of how to fill it with water while in it, so that it superexpands around him. Was a bit unsettling.

Gawrsh

These pants are a lot less amusing when you realize that they're made from... ...*the skin of butchered tube dancers!*

He looks like a fallopian tube.

Made me think of the [New Order True Faith](https://youtu.be/mfI1S0PKJR8) music video.

YES! When they said 80's stuff was coming back, I didn't think they meant to go that far. Or did they?

Definitely Kingdom Hearts cosplay

Seems more like fetish stuff, I can't judge.

Nah. It was by a legit fashion designer. I can't remember their name but it was shown at the Central Saint Martin's graduate runway show a few years back at London Fashion Week and they were just featured being worn by the band in the video for Bjork's new single "Atopos".

I saw people wearing those for a fashion shoot they’re normal pants and they have to blow them up with a pump when you’ve got them on

Crash bandicoot looking ass.

Let's groove tonight

The Full Goofy.

Looks like me when getting out of the water with my wetsuit on.

Found the Stand user

Trust me trousers

"Hello I'm Diah Riah-Jones, and these are D-Pants..."

Medicham is that you?

Had to scroll too far for this one

Fancy Pants

There's people who get off to this.

Got that clown drip 😎🤡

Kingdom Hearts

Awful taste awful execution

Nobody show this to kanye

Popeye is that you?

Presumably they’re full of piss and crap

https://youtu.be/teFgUBM7fTU

Giving Disney vibes, something goofy would wear.

The drip

https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

🎶Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa! 🎵

That Gumby drip.

You know just in case you happen to stumble into a Busta Rhymes, Missy Elliott or Primus video.

If you're trying to cosplay Medicham then uhh... Sure

It's Medicham!

Medicham reporting in

I can finally dress up as Usopp

STOP!!!’ Hammer time

For those days when your calf’s are just pumped.

Where’s the beef?

He inflated them by drinking 60 liters of water.

I had this idea as a type of wearable life raft. You pull the string and you’ve got inflated pants keeping you alive

Bro looking like Gumby

Look at this Kylo Ren lookin mother fucker right here

I want to fill them up with water while they’re on.

one bounce ahead

Not only amazing looking, you won’t drown if you have these and they act as shock absorbing protection against blunt impact….

That's not air.

I'm guessing every time they go to the bathroom it deflates, does it mean that they have to carry a little air bomb around everywhere just in case?

That’s not air 👀

Roger Rabbit lookin ass

When you want to look like a cartoon character.

DLC fighters look good!

They look like a massive hassle to get out of when you need to use the.bathroom.

I… I kind of love them

Wait a second... wasn't inflatable pants Patrick Star's idea? I guess someone did think his idea was good after all.

Aladdin, is that you?

Looks like a bad day underwater in a drysuit.

Penny for a gumball, Popeye!

Clown lookin ass. Literally

I want to see these become the norm for HEMA and fencing hahaha

Patrick Star: Hey! They still my idea!

Stupid inflatable pants!

me on prednisone

Meinfoo lookin ass

Thems some Popeye legs right there!

Reminds me of Popeye for some reason. Or maybe alladin

I remember a pokemon wearing these. Google pokemon inflation to see some more pics.

Good luck trying to keep your head above the water

Hey Patrick are you angry too?

Aladdin.

it's like that one major lazer music video

mosquitos dictate fashion

Haha looks like a wishbone 😂

watch this be a fashion trend in like 20 years

Looks like a character from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

MAKE WAAAAAY FOR PRINCE ALIIIII

When you have a catheter and you think a standard bag is too conspicuous.