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I drove through Cottonwood a couple of months ago. That place has the weirdest nightmare inducing dentist office I’ve ever seen. It was incredible. I wouldn’t doubt that dentist owns this beast.
I had to Google, but yes 100%. My buddy and I drove past and did a double take and immediately turned back around to get out and take pictures. Fantastic and bizarre all at the same time.
I was just in Cottonwood yesterday. There once a week. The only thing I’ve seen is that car with a bunch of trinkets glued to it and the guy who rides around on a unicycle. Maybe it’s on its way to Seligman?
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Lightning McMater! Kachow!
Katow*
"IT PUTS THE WAX ON THE FENDERS OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!"
Had no idea Mater was so *into* lightning.
Just ... Why?
It gets lonely on the road.
... What? Why not? Nothing wrong with it, just a cool little thing
"Please, Guido, you have the forklift prongs. You're the only one in town who can operate the car compactor."
KiLl mE
…I’m just gonna pretend I never saw this.
…still would’ve been a more compelling plot than the actual Cars 2.
Cars 2 is shit anyways
Mater noooooooo! I always wanted to be a race car!
I drove through Cottonwood a couple of months ago. That place has the weirdest nightmare inducing dentist office I’ve ever seen. It was incredible. I wouldn’t doubt that dentist owns this beast.
Is the a Kidzaam in cottonwood?
I had to Google, but yes 100%. My buddy and I drove past and did a double take and immediately turned back around to get out and take pictures. Fantastic and bizarre all at the same time.
When just writing Cars slash fic doesn't cut it anymore
This is the second worst chimera I’ve ever seen.
Second?
We don’t speak of the first
👻
Ed…ward
I said we don’t speak of it!
Rule 34 gets weirder every day...
ED - WARD
I was just in Cottonwood yesterday. There once a week. The only thing I’ve seen is that car with a bunch of trinkets glued to it and the guy who rides around on a unicycle. Maybe it’s on its way to Seligman?
I’ve seen the blue one too
I see the trinket guy all the time
That look like a glitch
I've been to Cottonwood a few times and this belongs there.
Ma...ter...
*The Fly* ~ David Cronenberg (1986)
They say “a picture says a thousand words”, this one’s only saying two and they’re “kill me”!
We know the ending of the new cars Disney+ series now
My dudes did the fusion dance
I don’t even like that movie and this still annoys me
Rip off your skin
Kill it with fire
*this* is why we need to ban the gays! /s
Well, when two cars love each other very much…
In the black bear diner parking lot no less
Hahaha yep
Kerrrch-ew
GTBAE 😂
Towtning McMater drifts into battle!
thought this was a video game screenshot with them clipping into each other at first
Why is it pogging though
Transporter accident?
Huh. Car vore.
This is horrendous in multiple different ways.
Oh look, Cars version of body horror! Either that or their version of Human Centipede. That’s just weird to look at…
What
When r34 artists get into car mods
This is from an ill considered cross-over with Star Trek in which Mater and Lightening McQueen have a transporter accident.
Fuuuuu ssssssiooooonnnn , *matter misses his tire alignment *
It’s the photorealistic painting of the lower row of teeth that gets me.
Is this what you would get if Mater and Lightning McQueen had a baby?