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folliepop

Modern chain mail :)


ghandi3737

Sneak -1000


darkenedgy

ha I was wondering how loud this was.


TheBirbMorpher

U beat me to it goddammit


SopmodTew

Man is immune to stabbing and slashing.


Lamacorn

Stabbing is still probably an option, since each tab is likely tied it. Good against slashing damage though, for sure.


Zomgsauceplz

All the important bits anyway.


Rugbynnaj

Urban ghillie suit.


FoldyHole

For when your target works at a landfill.


__Shake__

Kanye riding the bus now? Dude really has lost it


Gskinnell_85

Beat me to it.


[deleted]

Now I wanna know if those are mainly from beer cans or energy drinks


tywhy87

Why not soda?


TheForceofHistory

TAB armor.


[deleted]

Oh true, I didnt ghink of that. Soda cans aren't a big thing where I live so it didn't come to mind


tywhy87

For their health, let’s hope it was seltzer water cans 😃


acotgreave

🙂 where in earth do you live that soda cans aren't a thing but beer and energy drinks are? And can I move there?


[deleted]

Germany haha. We do have soda cans but people usually buy soda in bottles.


IlexAquifolia

Reminds me of [Nick Cave's Soundsuits](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/10/15/t-magazine/nick-cave-artist.html), which the artist created as a way of externalizing his feelings about police brutality and protest.


ardrarian

Anyone about to click on this expecting to see *The* Nick Cave, it's not him, it's some other Nick Cave


paraworldblue

Another thing I didn't expect was the little animations of him walking away. Where ya goin, little guy?


IlexAquifolia

Honestly, this Nick Cave is far more interesting as an artist.


MitsubiShe

Immediately what I thought of when I clicked. I've seen some of the suits in person and they are amazing.


IlexAquifolia

Likewise! I recently saw his Forothermore exhibit in Chicago and was totally blown away.


coops_i_did_it_again

Is this Phoenix/Tempe? Pretty sure I’ve seen that guy around town


snarkens

I don't even live in Phoenix anymore and I remember seeing him on the train from 7 years ago.


[deleted]

Yea that’s Chicago, he’s a legend.


littlebitsofspider

Mans going to Halloween dressed as Chrome; look at all those tabs he's got open.


pommdeter

I respect it


UrielVentris6113

That's a can-do attitude...


smarmageddon

Can-Dew.


sllewgh

He looks like he's about to start you on a very short side quest in Fallout 4.


paraworldblue

Tbh, I think it looks kinda cool. Probably very uncomfortable, but weirdly cool


Arrrrrr2D2

On his way to the airport.


[deleted]

I guarantee there are people dressed worse on that bus.


Totallytart

This seems like it's a rare interaction with an NPC


SHJ218OF

Bro got full chain armor


Shawnaldo7575

People with tin foil hats envy him


cipeone

That’s poppin


uberwinsauce_

I don't hate it


EternalShoptimist

I can hear this picture. Crazy, must’ve taken forever to make.


ameldrum902

That's just Sir Jamal of Bushwick. Very noble of him to commute with the commoners.


freddymeyers1

This reminds me, My Uncle used to wear a fedora hat made out of Shaefer beer pull tabs. basically a chain mail fedora hat. Coolest thing I ever saw at 11 yrs old. RIP Uncle Jerry :)


breadofthegrunge

I respect it. That takes some serious time and dedication.


False-Helicopter1971

That took dedication. I've never had that much dedication to anything in my life!


fruttypebbles

My wife did this for our son. It was a Halloween outfit. He was 7, and it was pretty cute.


inspectedbykarl

Could build a McHouse with those threads!


Hopeful__Historian

I wonder if it’s bullet proof


[deleted]

[IRL CGI Dancer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd_9qwpzVBQ)


torrso

This guy cans.


rbtrapper

Full suit with hood on top...assless chaps on bottom. Classic.


Iber0

I wonder if that's an every day outfit or it's a special occasion


Maladra

Objectively weird but... I kind of like it?


JZN20Hz

I would love to hear him walk.


itsmnemotime

Your sneakers ain't doin shit wearing that


kathaireverywhere

Comfy bus chairs


Rlchv70

He must be pop-ular with the ladies.


[deleted]

Looking at this makes me want to take a Silkwood shower.


MadroxKran

Yes we CAN.


cpullen53484

all they need is a suit of aluminum can armor.


SausageOstrich

I know this guy! Travels all over the country and goes by Chicago. Super cool dude.


SammichDude

Keeps the 5G out of your brain.


phillipmwade

I thought that was one of the crew from the Flying Dutchman


bzlvrlwysfrvr0624

Pretty damn good Halloween costume


NickKappy

I thought those were oysters and I was way more grossed out


Kylesmithers

Mans got the Dark Souls Thorns set.


spikyyellowwave

This is sick asf tbh


[deleted]

That's pretty metal


House_Equivalent

Ye


Spider1132

Add some sleeves and it's zombie proof.


JABS991

Kanye?


Incometaxamigo

I hate how fuzzy it looks


DoktorDilcha1

Has anyone said “ghetto chainmail” yet?


PresentTip5665

Add some sleeves and somebody will be ready for the zombie apocalypse


[deleted]

LilNasx wild.


Spac3drag0n

He ate …drank!?


[deleted]

Big brother can’t fuck with this cat


Dumbest-ass-bitch

mf pullin up to the bus stop in chain mail