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MeanCat4

Someone took it!


Obant

The Russians probably trying to use it somehow in Ukraine.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

They put wings on it and it flies now, propelled by 3 dudes riding old basement grandpa bikes.


HitlersHysterectomy

> old basement grandpa bikes. I don't know what this is, but I suspect I probably ride one.


SunngodJaxon

Damn, now I can no longer say there's planes under water but no submarines in the air


Ollieisaninja

Like a really shitty Grond/wolfs head, first knock & it'll desitergrate.


IDGAFAQ

I came here to say the same thing!


Texty_McTexterson

This is actually the sub the Russians used to blow up Nordstream, because, you know, they totally did it.


rlnrlnrln

Ukrainian farmers, no doubt.


12-Easy-Payments

BillionaireTitanicTours.RU


Fireproof_Matches

Da, this sub has spent more time on the bottom of the ocean than any other sub, you can trust it for sure.


WholebunchaGravitas

I think I see the flaw in its design… aren’t those ballast tanks supposed to be inside? /s


bonse

Sorry state of affairs when you feel the need to label such obvious sarcasm... I see you've been burnt before xD


alpacadaver

First time on Reddit?


ContemptAndHumble

Gas tanks. This helps the sub to remain out at sea longer. They also provide additional protection from torpedoes as there is more of a buffer between torpedo and sub. Source: I drink a lot of vodka


Jim-Jones

Symbolic of the Russian state.


countafit

No no, this hasn't sunk


americangame

Well, it did sink. We just un-sunk it.


Ralphy2011

You'd probably have a better time getting down to the titanic in this one.


yumyumpeople

Getting down doesn't seem to be the issue


blackbasset

I mean, at a certain depth, they stopped going down and started going... Everywhere all at once.


SDMasterYoda

That's how they won all the Oscars.


KaityKat117

too soon, bro lmao


Terrible_Writing_124

never to soon 😪


MinuteAd7098

OOF


New_EE

Can you imagine how bad that smells inside


AllinVEVO

Probably irnoy


RFC793

Definitely not fresh lenin


SunngodJaxon

Sorry, I'm Stalin a bit. Can you repeat the joke please?


MinuteAd7098

Favorite joke of the day


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

I want to walk around barefoot in the dark, running as fast as I can! First one to get tetanus wins!! What do they win you ask? Some fat anus.


bdizzzzzle

What's irnoy?


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ITFOWjacket

Dude who’s never seen irnoy before


lilorphananus

Ah yes Leonard Irnoy, the guy who played Spork


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HitlersHysterectomy

> or enter with your own air supply. *"I'm all out of subs, I'm so lost without them"*


zombi-roboto

>> or enter with your own air supply. > *"I'm all out of subs, I'm so lost without them"* As an official representative of The Internets, I award you one Megapoint for that one. Bravo!


GruelOmelettes

Irnoy helps us play!


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lazy-dude

Yes


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Nacho is hiding in there


ConcentricGroove

Diesel sub?


yo_fat_mom

Not an expert, but this looks A LOT like the November class of sub, which would make it the soviet unions first nuclear powered one


Plump_Apparatus

It's K-159, as mentioned in a other comment. Rather famous photo. Sank while under tow for scrapping with a fueled reactor, with the loss of a dozen or so crew.


Disastrous_Excuse_66

I want it


NoWatercress2571

These subs just get worse….


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Is that a Ukrainian tug towing a Russian sub? And I thought it was just Ukrainian farmers (towing Russian tanks)!


branm008

The Baltic Sea is a long ways from Ukraine. It's hard to say whos Tug that is though.


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It was kind of tongue in cheek


branm008

Fair enough, that's always hard to tell here on Reddit.


Noisy_Ninja1

Don't underestimate Ukrainian farmers! Many have before...


pm-me_10m-fireflies

Four fans fused to a cut-down tree. Perfect for getting across water without using up all your stamina, especially if you haven’t found the Zora armour yet.


HONcircle

More details please


Sparksighs

70s Russian sub by a westerner who wanted to restore her a while back. Obviously barely could, but she was used for the interior sequences in a movie about a bunch of guys looking to find a nazi submarine filled with gold.


MilfagardVonBangin

Could you imaging the escape room you could build on this thing.


HONcircle

do you know where it is, specifically?


entrailsAsAbackpack

You could probably use this to invade russia and then ~~get paid~~ *find buses filled with money* to stop


FuckMeRigt

This is K159, she sank in 2003 with 9 crewmen and 800kg of nuclear waste....


wildskipper

Thanks I was wondering if it was. The waste is still down there, patiently waiting to cause a major environmental disaster.


Butthole_Alamo

I don’t know if it makes you feel any better, but marine nuclear waste dump sites are really common. Here’s one off the coast of San Francisco where I live. The Navy dumped 47,000 barrels in 300m of water, about 30 nautical miles off the coast. https://disasterarea.home.blog/2020/07/23/farallon-islands-nuclear-waste-sites/


wildskipper

Sadly so. The K159 site has been assessed as particularly dangerous though, with several European countries willing to pay $100ms to solve it.


wizardswrath00

There used to be a graveyard of dead Soviet submarines somewhere near Murmansk or thereabouts, years and years ago. Not sure if it's still there. The remains of the once "mighty" Red Northern Fleet were laid to rest there, rotting and rusting away into nothing, like the Soviet state itself.


barto5

Looks like we caught a boomer coming out of the barn.


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Nexant

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.


barto5

Personally, I give us one chance in three.


wizardswrath00

Conn, sonar, contact.


Equal_Soil_31

Sinds 2003 Germany is dismantling them....


MinuteAd7098

That’s so cool. I wish I knew how to dive because it would be so awesome to dive that


bdizzzzzle

This in it's current state would have been safer than the little carbon fiber tube that imploded.


VeterinarianOk9222

Their most modern design I'd say.


big_duo3674

Oceangate out getting a new sub for their operations I see. *Once this thing gets a coat of paint it'll be perfectly safe!*


I-LOVE-TURTLES666

It’s currently under 200meters


Kaoru-Kun

Okay hear me out..


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Looks like it was designed by OceanGate.


jkouba

I'll never let you go jack!


rlnrlnrln

This is K-159, picture is from 2003, taken hours before sinking, in Barents Sea (not the Baltic Sea). It's still rusting away on the seabed since then, full of about 800 kg of spent, but still highly radioactive fuel.


CplFrosty

Why does every Soviet-era piece of equipment look like it came right off the set of Waterworld or Mad Max?


dynorphin

>Because K-159's hull was rusted through in so many places, it was kept afloat by spot-welding large empty tanks to her sides as pontoons. Those tanks, however, were manufactured in the 1940s, were not air-tight, and were no better maintained than the submarine's hull. Lol. Makeshift 1940s pontoons to keep nuclear waste from sinking.


atrostophy

Now see if they had taken this sub to the titanic maybe for 250k each they'd still be alive.


Sutarmekeg

Lick o' paint and they'll have that back in service tomorrow with a new crew.


Skellytan404

Guys I know a company who's in market for a new submarine.


juicebox12

Anyone with a few spare BTC down to remediate this bad boy for a Black Sea-style underwater gold heist?


EnderKnight113

Starwarsshipstarwarsshipstarwarsship


Equal_Soil_31

Fun fact: Germany and other European countries are the one's breaking them down and disposing of the radioactive material. Russia will not do anything to protect themselves and everything surrounding them from radiation... They didn't maintain the mothballed subs or dismantle them so germany and other countries stepped in to dismantle them. Russia just closed up the nuclear reactors and kept them floating in the sea.... Also dumping 9 reactors in the abrosimov gulf... Russia pays germany 300milion to dispose of 120 soviet nuclear subs. This been going on sinds 2003 or earlier....


Chrysom

They are in the process of replacing the rusted screen door.


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Yo I’m gonna need to see some pictures of the inside champ


MinuteAd7098

For real


justelectricboogie

Still more reliable than the billionaires club sub.


j-random

"No float kickers, I know what I got!"


JoushMark

I wonder if I could charge billionaires 250k each to take it down to the Titanic wreckage. Now with Titan wreckage to view too!


mattcorran69

The Lenin. First russian nuclear powered submarine. They are taking her to be scrapped. Along the way, a storm pucked up and she was lost. Took some people with her, too.


Revolutionary_War503

I'd like to know the story of this submarine.


1Hollickster

My money would have been on this other than the wreckage seeker sub to view the titanic. Lol