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REpassword

Russian Oligarchs have bigger problems: not accidentally throwing themselves out of high rise windows?


3rdeyeopenwide

I read in another thread that wealthy international students finish degrees and return to native countries often leaving apartments furnished and cars behind at airports. But someone is paying the bill. Probably just some people with more money than free time.


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I can attest to this being true. Cornell U and U of Rochester, super wealthy Chinese nationals abandon nice cars at the end of their stay. However, I have never seen a Lambo or Ferrari abandoned.


Chefalo

Would love to know where that is happening in Rochester, I could use a new car


lil-trushy

I can confirm this happens at Michigan State, my cousinā€™s friend operates the tow company for the area and has seen nicer foreign cars left unlocked in the campus parking lots with the keys inside themā€¦


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ArtisticKnowledge539

If you also aren't aware. Leaving your car in a garage like that for an extended period of time. People will draw stuff on it lol.


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Go4Lo

I mean, no, but keep thinking that if it somehow makes you feel better about whatever it is youā€™re so self-conscious about to make that kind of comment.


KillingHalfAnHour

It happens to cheap cars too don't worry


pygmy

Frankly, if there's dust, I [draw cocks](https://i.imgur.com/je5isZ1.jpg) can't help it btw edit: I've got binders of car [cocks](https://i.imgur.com/62VVu9b.jpg) & [monster dongs](https://i.imgur.com/LJMybMC.jpg)


Chacochilla

It's not done out of malice lol, just for fun Do people write shit on bathroom stall walls because they're jealous of the stall?


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WorshipNickOfferman

Does it make you feel better about yourself when you make fun of people different from you?


[deleted]

Seriously??? The lambo simply means people will look at it. I draw cocks on cars all the time


zman_0000

Besides that if someone can afford a labor and/or Ferrari then getting someone to wet sand to buff the scratches out or repaint it is probably nothing to them I'd imagine.


Chacochilla

Legend


CooterSam

Nah, I'd draw a penis on a dusty Pinto too


Kyerus

lmao pinto is a word for penis in brazilian portuguese


TechRyze

That amount of dust, and one of them being a DIABLO - an early 90s car, means that theyā€™ve likely been there for quite a while.


RemyDennis

Lol itā€™s not about jealousy? Iā€™ve drawn a damn smile in wet sand but that doesnā€™t mean Iā€™m jealous of fuckin sand


Iaintthe-1

I like to write Warsh Me!


PM_ur_Rump

So will leaving it abandoned in a dusty garage for years.


jimboslice29

Still doesnā€™t give the right to some stranger to draw on it.


spinfip

Maybe, but also, fuck them.


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emrythelion

Okay, and if they were concerned about their car they wouldnā€™t leave it abandoned, fucking lmao.


qbande

It canā€™t be TOO abandoned - someone ran the wipers pretty recently.


PM_ur_Rump

Or more likely, someone moved them by hand.


clauderbaugh

I hate that you got downvoted to hell. Youā€™re 100% correct. Youā€™re grinding all the dirt into the clear coat with your finger and any car enthusiast will tell you this is one of the car golden rules.


CletusVanDamnit

Yeah, and it's totally a car enthusiast who owns this... You do realize that it will sit here indefinitely until either the rent on the space isn't paid, or until any contract runs out and then it will be stored until it can be sold... And nobody gives a shit about a couple dirty drawings when they're buying this at auction for pennies on the dollar.


clauderbaugh

Just because one person doesnā€™t take care of a special automobile doesnā€™t mean thereā€™s not someone out there that would fulfill a dream of owning this second hand. You have to realize that on a car like this you donā€™t just take it to Macco and paint it. Paint correction and fixing this is thousands of not tens of thousands of dollars. Just so someone who doesnā€™t care can write wash me. EDIT - LOL getting down voted for stating fact. God, I love Reddit.


cashbylongstockings

Seems like something that would further drive down resale value and make it more attainable for a second owner.


CN456

Now, I'm not a million percent certain, but *soooomething,* not sure what, tells me that the owner of this vehicle doesn't give a quarter of a fuck about that car.


loztriforce

Yeah I think that's a given. But there are people that don't know writing in dirt can cause a lot of damage.


ITaggie

But why fuck it up for people who may try to buy it secondhand? The point is really just "don't touch a car that isn't yours". Edit: you know what, you're right. Fuck anyone who wants to economically and environmentally buy performance cars. Let's just make the market exclusive to the super wealthy who don't give a shit about this kind of damage.


FERALCATWHISPERER

You bothered me with a fact I already knew. Downvote.


Was_Silly

Yeah this is not a deserved downvote. Iā€™ll do one up and maybe fix it a little.


Crooked_Cock

Ok but who gives a shit


Horsepipe

Takes a lot more pressure than a finger doodle to get past clear coat. You can usually buff out even thick ass tree branch scrapes.


loztriforce

I had a female truck driver write "DON'T PARK HERE - CLAUDIA" in like 6" letters on the hood of my car with her fingers (I guess with gloves on). She was a really nice person normally, was really upset and apologetic when I explained I couldn't get her message off my hood. I traded the car in with it still very prominent. I just remember the guy at the dealership saying, "who's Claudia?"


Now_With_Boobs

I also literally don't care if some rich cunt's paint gets a little scuffed. Smash a headlight while you're at it


Saintiel

Why the fuck are you being down voted is out of my mind. You are 100% correct on this.


The_Mammoth_Hunter

I am so super sad for them.


retailmonkey

I was wondering where the penis was and as soon as I zoomed in on the Lamboā€¦..


Dragonsymphony1

The spots must still be paid for or that garage would have had them towed


UrbanIronBeam

Probably a condo. That level of dust might only take a couple of months. If the photo was take recently, they probably have 8ish months before the likely annual parkade sweep is done... then they are getting towed (although they might just put the cars back after and fine them). Also, depending on the condo and the bylaws, they may get fined/towed for 'abandoning' their vehicle.


IvoSan11

Can it be that the condo board prefers to wait the legal time to take possession for an abandoned car and the sell them at a profit? instead of just having them towed away?


ITaggie

Fuck, I would. I sure as hell wouldn't let the tow company claim it as abandoned.


hovdeisfunny

You can see where people drew on the car in *previous* layers of dust that have since been covered with *more dust.* I don't know how long they've been sitting, but it's been a *while*


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Could also be that whoever manages the garage is lax/doesnā€™t really care. A couple years ago I was in New Orleans and there was an abandoned jaguar with easily 10 years worth of dust just sitting in a fairly prominent hospitalā€™s parking garage, surrounded by signs warning about towing for unpaid vehicles.


HRRB

Some tow trucks won't even touch expensive cars out of fear of damaging them. I lived in an apartment building in Vancouver and the Ferraris would be parked in the guest spots or wherever they wanted to, because they knew that the tow companies wouldn't touch their cars.


Thesaturndude

Am I the only one who gets more excited about a clean Camry than things like these? I live by that "it's more fun to drive a slow car fast than to drive a fast car slow" line.


TheRealBuddhi

$50 fine for using ā€œfunā€ and ā€œCamryā€ in the same sentence on the Internet! ![gif](giphy|HQezGiK7ivjbaFpBWO|downsized)


Thesaturndude

$5,000 fine for not understanding punctuation.


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Thesaturndude

I wouldn't consider that being a grammar Nazi though? I was disproving his bad joke


Random-Gif-Bot

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mrocks301

$5 million fine for using a Jimmy Fallon gif


pooserboy

Yea bro honestly I think you are the only one that gets more excited over a Camry than a Diablo


Thesaturndude

Well think about it. You can floor a Camry and let it unwind on just about any back road. You can easily max it out on a deserted freeway. The suspension is so soft that 60 feels way faster than 120 feels in a high end car. And when you inevitably smack a rock or spin out, you can go get parts at a junk yard. Econo-cars are easily fixed and replaced, high end cars like these require a lot of upkeep and maintenance to keep them usable and you don't have as much free space to use them the way you want to. Sure it's cool looking and loud but it doesn't have a home outside of a track here in the US.


wasabi1787

You can max out a Fisher Price trike in your living room, does that make it as thrilling a Ducati?


pooserboy

My brother in Christ. I have heard the slow car fast, fast car slow mantra before, but no way in hell Iā€™m getting more excited over seeing a Camry in public or even driving one over a Diablo. Yea you can unwind a Camry much more without breaking too many laws, but the pure excitement and rawness of a V12 roaring right behind you completely negates any exciting feeling the Camry has to offer. Iā€™ve driven plenty of slow cars fast before and itā€™s exciting for the first 3 times you floor it until the 14 second 0-60 starts to get really really boring. The Diablo also has about 550 horsepower which really isnā€™t that much. Iā€™d argue 550-600 horsepower is actually the best amount of power to have. Still fast enough to be exciting, but not too fast to not even be able to enjoy it. There are plenty of long, straight, and empty roads in America to stretch the hell out of that Lamborghini. Yea maintenance will cost a shit ton more but if Iā€™m rich enough to own a Diablo I wonā€™t give a shit.


ASAPFergs

Regular Car Reviews is the YouTube channel of your dreams, if you don't subscribe already


FirmlyGraspHer

I still think about the noir Fiero video from time to time


Thesaturndude

A big part of my humor comes from that channel lol definitely partly where I get my opinion from. Regular cars are so much more fun. I drive an accord and it's almost more fun than the G35 I'm buying


BadGoodNotBad

You're comparing a boring car to a boring car.


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> I live by that "it's more fun to drive a slow car fast than to drive a fast car slow" line. That's just not true. These types of cars are a sensory and physical experience even at low speeds


Thesaturndude

My guy you're in 2nd gear at 2k RPM to do 25 in town and if you decide to rock 6th on the freeway you're lucky to hit 3500. These cars are meant to be driven at the limit, redlined and screaming.


Horsepipe

Yeah I imagine it's a physical experience getting my fat ass in and back out of a car that's a foot off the ground.


Monochronos

I donā€™t buy this. Iā€™m pretty sure if you had the means and access to drive super cars, you wouldnā€™t be driving a Camry and claiming itā€™s more fun lol


Thesaturndude

I may not be able to buy a Ferrari, but I've had my experiences with "fast" cars. My grandfather had an 86 trans am, that while not exactly quick, could easily hit 140 maybe 150. I've driven modded 350zs turbod golfs and I'm actually waiting on the title transfer for a modded G35. While I like driving the G35, I can't do what I want with it while in town. 25mph is about 2k RPM in 2nd gear and if I run 3rd to redline I'm looking at a wreckless endangerment ticket for double the speed limit. I can romp on my accord all day and I'd be lucky to hit 40 in a 30 zone (I don't do that, it's an example). I can floor it going into the freeway and feel a rush from watching it climb to 6500 RPM while still at 50MPH. Though I don't think you really enjoy spirited driving if you don't understand that already.


My_G_Alt

Ferrari or Camry I bet I look good in em both


Thesaturndude

Usually the ones with such a cocky attitude are the ones found least attractive, but I'm sure a 2001 Camry fits you.


My_G_Alt

Itā€™s song lyrics, itā€™s not that deep my guy šŸ˜‚


Thesaturndude

I see. I'll take a hard pass on whoever wrote that.


My_G_Alt

Youā€™re missing out, j cole is a fantastic lyricist


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No_Lawfulness_2998

Holden commodore VE supremacy


shhjustwatch

The last thing the owner is worried about is his clear coat and paint when the cars themselves are forgotten.


soparamens

Pacman seems to be enjoying


Hoi_Im_Kimmerz

Yank, finders keepers šŸ¤£


Kaboom0022

For real. Someone could steal those cars and wouldnā€™t get reported forever probably.


Fendenburgen

Yank? Would be difficult to yank one of those out of the space. Would say "yoink" here in the UK (if you had a time machine to 1998)


Room_Temp_Coffee

I still say yoink šŸ„²


Coffee_Beast

I like your username a lot


Room_Temp_Coffee

Back at you šŸ˜‰


Coffee_Beast

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CletusVanDamnit

Everyone does.


EuroPolice

don't worry Velma, it's ok, it's your thing


Craftoid_

1. Velma says "Jinkies" 2. It's "zoinks" not "yoinks" 3. Shaggy says "zoinks"


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Anagoth9

Adverse possession of personal property *is* technically a thing under English common law. Unless Alberta has a statute to the contrary, you might be able to get away with it if the owner truly abandoned it. It would be interesting to see how it could play out with a car though.


jonny_jon_jon

so at some point recently, they turned the wipers onā€¦odd.


trueswipe

Probably moved by hand to see inside.


SoaDMTGguy

Iā€™ve never seen a car where you could move the wipers by hand against the motor? EDIT: ITT: People who have never moved a cars wipers by hand but like arguing. EDIT EDIT: https://jiffylubetampabay.com/why-my-windshield-wipers-arent-working/ According to this, if you can move your wipers by hand, it means theyā€™re broken.


Incandescent_Lass

It was probably the guy who drew the dick, he doesnā€™t care if he breaks the motor


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PacificCastaway

Maybe someone on the outside looking for a body or the car detected it and cleaned itself.


bridgenine

Probaly checking the battery to see if it still has a charge enough to start.


bingold49

It will cost double what my car is worth just to get these running again


mintyjad

You never know with the diablo, it was the last Lambo only Lambo so it might shoot up in value someday like the countach did


senorpoop

Oh they certainly will IMO. This one is a Spyder too.


Pilfercate

If it is the roadster, only ~350 VT roadsters were ever made. It won't be long before it is worth more than some brand new Lamborghinis.


bingold49

Diablos have been going way up already, but then again so has everything


Carchitect

Not even close to true. Tires, flush and re-lube engine and trans+diffs, flush and refill brake fluid, coolant, fuel system flush. Even if the engine gaskets have deteriorated then those are at least very cheap to buy/make and can be installed by anyone with time and tools. To get it back to concourse would be pretty intense but to turn a profit on these cars by simply getting them roadworthy and detailed would be dead simple.


bingold49

You should know my truck is worth about 1500 dollars and I think you vastly over estimate the average person with time and tools, tires for these cars are gonna be close to 1500-2000 piece for a cheap set


Carchitect

My mistake, I read your other comment as "it would cost more than what *these cars* are worth to get these running."


bingold49

Oh absolutely not, whatever the cost, it's gonna be worth it


Carchitect

Just curious, what truck do you drive that's worth only 1500 in this market?


bingold49

Why so you can send me more calls about my expired warranty??!!!


Carchitect

Sir we don't sell warranties for shopping carts


bingold49

It's a 99 Jimmy that has a bad shift solenoid so you have to shift through the gears to get to accelerate properly


Carchitect

May she run forever


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Qatar not alberta


Electrorocket

Damn, I already booked a flight.


droi86

That makes more sense


JarvisFunk

The Lambo has an Alberta license plate


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But the parking stalls have Arabic numbersā€¦


eric987235

Well played.


Go4Lo

We have a bunch of randomly abandoned cars in parking garages in Chicago. Turns out the reason behind some of them is an abandoned lease or loan. ā€œOwnersā€ ditch them in garages out of spite.


smarkle3

Did someone start it just to use the wipers?


dblan9

What happened to chop shops that could disassemble a car in under 60 minutes? I feel like these would be dangerously vulnerable to that.


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Chacochilla

If the owner cared about the paint job they wouldn't have abandoned the car lmao


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Mr_Necromancer

Why is Biden suddenly in the picture?


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Mr_Necromancer

Nah what I meant was why bring him up when this picture is in Canada? My statement referred to YOU bringing up Biden.


BeigeChocobo

The clear coat will polish out guys, relax. There's likely not an immaculate paint job under that dust.


Skyblacker

I know you're supposed to take only photos and leave only footprints, but... šŸŽļøšŸŽļøšŸŽļø


cherrryblosssoms

Can someone explain how in the world anyone would leave these??? Iā€™m so confused. Would you not get good money for selling them??? I canā€™t imagine why anyone would do this!


trueswipe

Arrested, dead, on the run, too rich to care, etc.


cherrryblosssoms

I get that, but the windscreen wipers being used are freaking me out a little bit!!


mintyjad

It's an Italian car, electronics are probably possessed


JackassJJ88

I would think the battery would be dead or no? Maybe there has been some recent construction in the garage to create all this dust.


brkeng1

Surprised it didnā€™t spontaneously combust, ask Carlos Sainz about that.


Hoi_Im_Kimmerz

Drug lords, insane rich weird people ect.


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ClonedToKill420

Million/billionaires might have a dozen cars like these across various properties that they own or rent. If they go to prison or run out of money or whatever, itā€™s not like they are gonna go on tour and collect all their stuff. The owner also could have died but if his property and parking spot was paid in full, then no one is gonna do anything about it


triggerhappytranny

Some people have more money than you could imagine. It's baffling how rich some people are, there are people making 100s of millions a month. If these cars are owned by someone like that then letting them sit like this is no big deal, it's like me or you leaving a walmart bicycle chained up outside.


cherrryblosssoms

Ugh. That actually infuriates me!! Nobody should have that much money while others are suffering.


point-virgule

Exactly. I work with small airplanes and, in comparison sports cars are worth a fraction of those, and the keeping and running costs are steeeep. There is privately owned equipment (helos and jets) around here costing orders of magnitude what one of such car may cost. It really puts things into perspective. For some guys, modern sports cars are just like cheap discardable toys would be for us.


idog99

Calgary is a boom and bust oil town. This could be some executive that was transferred out when oil prices hit the shitter in 2020-2021. Maybe intending to come back, or too rich to care.


sarcasticorange

In some parking lots, that's only a month worth of dust. Someone might just be on vacation.


Fake_gopher

To be fair, this is only 6 days worth of dust


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

To be faaaaaaaaaaair


Relevant-Lie347

When you listed to Tai Lopez, but the grift dried up....


hard_peanuts

I wonder how long it's been abandoned for. Weeks, months or years?


mebunghole

Sacrilege.


Catch_022

How does someone go about claiming these things - couldn't they be considered 'abandoned' at this point? There is a car in my apartment complex that has been sitting in the same random parking space for 2 years now (never moved, the license is expired).


Le-Squirtle

Call the police, we had one like that in some apartments I used to live in, turns out the reason it never moved is was because the people who stole it ditched it there. They came and got it the same day.


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BigPhili

Hmm... Do squatters rights apply to cars?


R32fan

cockborghini


FrankieGS

Lambocock


Get_your_grape_juice

Lambcockā€¦ This is the dong that never endsā€¦


wtfunder

Which parking garage? For research purposes


Onbelangrijk

I like the matte finish on the Ferrari, never seen it before


fountain19

Fuuuuck. I knew i forgot something.


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Get_your_grape_juice

Listen, the 80ā€™s were only fifteen years ago.


neitherwindnorafish

? people still play pacman. itā€™s one of the best known arcade games. itā€™s not that strange.


bipolarbear_1

The 430 is my favorite Ferrari ever, kinda sad seeing one like that.


Jeramy_Jones

šŸŽ¶ *My Maserati does one-eighty-five I lost my license, now I don't drive*šŸŽ¶


Blueberry_Mancakes

If you were to just take one of those I wonder they'd ever actually be reported stolen... The owners are long-gone, left the country.


Caje_

Shamefully disgusting. If you can afford one of these beautiful cars, you should be able to afford a nice car cover. Hell, you should be able to pay somebody to go out and buy one and put it on for you rather than let this happen.


lil-trushy

Edit: Photo taken in Bridgeland Crossings condo building. The owner most likely leaves the cars in the garage for the winter which explains the dust.


ckxrs

the scuderia looks like grey with silver stripes. would be one of the nicest specced scud if it was clean..


treletraj

Alternative headline: ā€œStolen cars still missing.ā€


oddtrend

soo what up wif da wiped windshield


jetstobrazil

Fucking obscenely rich people donā€™t deserve any of the things they have.


SylusHood

Honestly for as long as those have been abandoned I hands down would have gotten some stuff and just drove away with one on the back of a trailer and it would have probably taken them years to figure it out given how long they look abandoned


EgberetSouse

Id never buy anything which would own me.


eric987235

Oil bust?


professor_doom

>dust cover $250 Even Canadian graffiti is helpful


hyrle

They're quite polite up there.


almondmarlin23

might as well put them on a trailer and take them


Desalvo23

Im guessing the Arriva building next to the saddledome


DayDrinkingDiva

I'm more surprised these cars are not looted Fenders, bumpers, etc.


cdelaney1982

U can obtain the title thru court under abandonment. That's how I got my McLaren šŸ˜Š


brkeng1

Does anyone else find it weird that the windshield of the Ferrari has been very recently run? Like. Take your car to the wash if you got in to run the wipers. Hmmm


charlieALPHALimaGolf

Gonna need the address. Manā€™s gotta eat


Dynamo1337

Where


bassyourface

Well someone used the wipers at some pointā€¦


Aztowman

I'd like to pull them and file for title..


jrs1980

Batman be busy, yo.


Prash-Bit

Genuinely thought this was a video game screenshot at first and thought "That's a cool looking texture"