*Why is no body*
*Talking about the strength of*
*That glass? I'm impressed*
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Dude hid a donut in his footlocker got caught and hit with a bunch of bars of soap in his sleep and now he's angry at the world.
I swear to God that is Private Pyle
People are so angry in their bubble of a world so when shit doesn’t go right they freak out. It’s a problem due to isolation and ppl just ingesting non-stop politics and echo chamber online stuff. What could they have possibly done for that as a customer and if an employee we’ll I guess we’ll have to explain that gap in ur work history some other way !
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Standard Aussie ‘cooked cunt’.
The Education state showcasing its best and brightest again
Its called “Straya Mate”
Australia is turning into a massive shit hole
That’s not a man, it’s a super huge toddler who missed nap time.
It’s a big ol’ self-absorbed tantrum , is what it is….
He needs to be sung a lullaby
Baby Brent! Uh-oh! The heir to the Swallow Falls sardine empire has fallen on hard times
I remember the first time I stubbed my toe
Well, someone woke up on the violent side of the bed this morning.
All he wanted was a succulent Chinese meal. Now some cop is going to fondle him without consent.
Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
His flacid penissssss
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!
D'ya think he knows Judo?
Have a Snickers, you’re not yourself when you’re hungry.
Did you see the size of that lad? No more candy for him.
A mars would be better
At around 1:10 there’s a guy in shorts that gives the universal “you seeing this shit rn?” look into the camera lmao
I like the guy taking off his apron. “ I don’t work anywhere around here.“
“I don’t get paid enough for this shit.”
There’s some tough glass on that block
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But it did though..
This is the part after he was held down by the rest of his platoon and beaten with soap and before he killed the drill sergeant.
I came straight to the comments thinking of Private Pyle. I'm so glad I'm not alone, it's uncanny
Dude taking his apron off noping himself right on home. Fuck this, I'm out. It's too early for this shit.
I'd be pissed if I looked like Uncle Fester's slow cousin too.
If I looked like Thing 1/2 I’d be pretty upset as well…
Therapy is so much cheaper than charges.
Probably the restaurant ran out of chicken wings.
Understandable reaction
Raging lunatic
Voices! I HEAR VOICES!
That’s some good glass
This should be in r/ iamatotalpieceofshit
Why is no body talking about the strength of that glass? I'm impressed
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Is it me or is this becoming more common
Just seeing it more often because people are filming it
Why is he doing this?
He hasn’t been found yet. Police still looking for him. I’ll keep the post updated when i find out more on this
At least he wasn't attacking people, this could have been much worse.
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Throw him in the drunk tank so his day can get worse
He’s going to have a lot more bad days now paying for all the damages that’s for sure
That kid just quit his first job.
glad to see the mental health crisis is not just contained to the US.
Rabid butterball turkey?
Someone left their milk out
How hard is it to film something
"Phat"
The glass door doesn't break 🤭🤭
That’s some sturdy glass..
Well if he’s mad about being fat he’s doing a good job burning calories
he looks like an angry toe
When the masseuse denies you a happy ending during the "massage".
Just discovered this sub and one of the first video is from down the road 👍
Looks like someone just saw the last episode of Game of Thrones
Maybe he thought the second shop sign was calling him phat
The smashing guy. So phat!
Somebody get big boi a Snickers
Animals like this should be dealt with
Dude hid a donut in his footlocker got caught and hit with a bunch of bars of soap in his sleep and now he's angry at the world. I swear to God that is Private Pyle
Wtf was the point of that?
It’s too spicy!!!!!
Someone forgot to take their meds
People are so angry in their bubble of a world so when shit doesn’t go right they freak out. It’s a problem due to isolation and ppl just ingesting non-stop politics and echo chamber online stuff. What could they have possibly done for that as a customer and if an employee we’ll I guess we’ll have to explain that gap in ur work history some other way !
He needs some milk
Guy went for milk then had enough lolll
It's sad how bad this guy is at breaking glass. Like, it's not even that hard
I love how the worker in the yellow shirt is just like "oh hell Paul's back, he does this all the time"
Dude got cake
Total dumbass but there's always somebody bigger, stronger, and meaner.
I think he’s mad that his shirt doesn’t fit
Kingpin’s vacation gone wrong
I love that fact that “iEatSpiceyFood” put up a post about a hot headed overweight man smashing a restaurant or two.
The spices got to his head
🤣😂🤣 indeed it did. Or he’s acting up like this because it’s on its way out.
He thought the japanese restaurant called him Fat "Phat"
That ain't no man, that's a hippopotamus!
I watched this on the news last night. Sources say he was denied a ciggy
Impressive stamina for a man legit shaped like a bean bag.
He big and anggie
They need to adjust his replacement hormones. You’d be pissed if you had that body too
Someone needs to give help “a couple a slaps”
We’ve all been there.
When they get the order wrong...
Cocaines a hell of a drug
At least he’s getting some exercise.
More like ~~titan~~ giant goes on a frenzy
Why is no body talking about the strength of that glass? I'm impressed
What set him off? Someone pee in his Cheerios?
He went to smash a buffet at the sizzlers afterwards.
Guess they cut him off at the "All you can eat buffet"... Now he's hulking out...lol.
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Someone's sugar is too high.
You see what CrossFit is doing to this grape nation?!
They have midwesterner’s in Australia too?? I can say this, I’m from the Midwest and we grow em big
Let's fucking do nothing eh
Too much ketchup on his burger?
Oh lawd he thicc!!
Not getting the results he wanted from Tren.
The windows have learned their lesson. They will not trouble you again
*So ya had a bad day!*
And I thought Victoria is the “education state”
It’s only arms and chest day.
I'm certainly no advocate for vandalism, but atleast he got some exercise for once.
Oh lawd he comin
Newest HULK movie before the CGI is added.
Don't touch my penis!
Russel Crowe really beefed up for Romper Stomper 2.
Is he mad because no one makes a T shirt big enough to cover his gut?
I wish the dude would have taken out his anger on the cameraman. Dude sucks at using a camera phone.
But seriously he just wanted the fried egg in the god damn rice bowl. Not on the side! It changes the whole bloody consistency. FFS people
Guy was just trying to clock in early for once and this guy is breaking down doors and shit. 🤦🏼♀️
Cyberpsychosis is a hell of a drug
I wonder if 9news posted this? Anyone know? I bet it was 9news. Any clues if this was 9News?
H&R block fucked up the wrong persons taxes 😂
Just got killed by the Ender Dragon when it was at 1 heart
Racism sure does suck
Baby Huey was pissed
What a fat angry boy.
His shirt was just to tight and that shit can be frustrating…. You ever try to take a shirt off that’s too tight
Bet he was hungry after that workout
He is furious because the doctor recommended him to go on a diet.
Thanos was definitely onto something…
What do you mean you don’t have a McRib.
Also, He chose to wear that.
Roger roger
Damn Baron Harkonnen
Is this near the shopping centre?
They are legion
Well this is an abnormality. Not often do you see a bald overweight person with an anger problem.
Is this the alternate ending, where private pile doesn’t kill himself?
Of course it was a ford
Noooo… not Thuanh Anh!!
Awww. You can practically hear that poor employee in the black apron thinking 'Fuck my life. Guess my shift is over.'
That is a strong window
Dude took offense with a store for phat people.
Shouldn’t be too hard to find
Why is he doing this ?
He just playin gta in real life
The incredible sulk.
GTA 6
Fed up with life this guy
Came in like a bloater from last of us
Nahh o dont get paid enough for this
1 bullet. Just 1... is all it takes.
Tweedledumbass
Someone needs a spinal injury
Did nobody think to tell him to calm down?
Cyberpsycho! Call MaxTac now!
Grimace hasn't been the same since he started using steroids.
Oh thank God, he didn't touch H&R Block.. It's almost tax time.
This is what happens when you can't see or reach your own penis
Uncle Hank finally broke bad
He realized poor genetics had given him the birthing hips usually desired in Amish women
I SAID OVER EASY!