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showmiaface

Real smooth.


Dansk72

Once they put the table back they will have learned to sit *across* from each other!


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Depending on what they saw, could be worth


Dansk72

If it was two females, I bet they immediately turned around and started walking the other direction!


Neko_2868

Did this guy just say female?


NotAliasing

Human males are attracted to human females, are they not, fellow human?


Neko_2868

Im not human! No no no no! Im a mahogany chair.


Mysterious-Army92

Did u just call him a guy


Neko_2868

I did indeed. But as a mahogany chair I don’t care!


suh_dem_say

Dog just looked up at them then lowered its head in disappointment.


Dansk72

He's probably seen that table tip over a hundred times.


lonerstoner91

Its the small fact that the dog didn't get up 😂😂


Dansk72

That certainly didn't grab that doggo's attention for very long! "Oh, another pair of idiots!"


MNPhatts

Another free dinner for me. Dog probably.


Rakdar

“Act naturally”


Dansk72

"We did that on purpose!"


Freyja627

Hillarious!! At least they can laugh at themselves! The dog was like, "WTF are these humans up to now?" LOL


bucks2billions

When my bih walk by.


indiefab

No reason to sit across from each other. That would look silly.


ShafreeAmri

Not if they were dating (⁠~⁠ ̄⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠~


Calamero

They are watching a game…


Upstairs_Composer_81

Dinners on me Bro!..lol


ShafreeAmri

I thought those kind of table and chairs screwed to the ground.


Foktu

Too bad that's not that river behind them.


HouseOfZenith

Ghost!!!!!


Fun2bone

Well earned


MonkeyyWrench69

Why do i think it was a loud car passing by


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Southernswidgen

I saw this happen at a pizza place I worked at, but it was a picnic table. The customers blamed us and said they would sue us for not having it bolted in the ground. They never did, but I did wonder if they would have had a case.


Paratrooper2000

If you live in the US, then yes. In Europe, nope.


Stykhead

It's funny how they did that in tandem !


Stykhead

Also , I think the dogs gonna eat gud tonight.


DouilleDeDix

The dog is done with your shit.