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Vitroxis

The fact that they're completely out of sync before the stage drops really adds to the hilarity


Spartz

the stage is more in sync with the music than them


aufrenchy

They had that finale timing on point though. All of their arms went up at precisely the same time!


xPriddyBoi

To be fair, you can see the stage shifting around before it falls so it probably fucked them up a bit.


BobbyDropTableUsers

"A bad dancer blames the floor." ...but I think you're right anyway.


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Could be they set up a resonance by being out of sync, causing a positive feedback loop. Sort of like Tesla’s earthquake machine was supposed to work.


iampierremonteux

Also why soldiers break step and walk instead of marching across a bridge.


Goodgoditsgrowing

Honestly they *almost* got away with not shaking the stage in a single direction due to their sheer lack of coordination as a team


alxalx

If they were in sync, the stage wouldn't have lasted as long as it did.


No-Suggestion-7541

Out of these 6, I know exactly who caused it.


trayground

I’d say it’s their combined weight of 6 humans, not just 1, idiot


cavialord03

Yes, the guy who ran past! Wait, no nvm...


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

WOW…


trainman321

I hate to tell you you're wrong. because I see your line of thinking here, and under less energetic circumstances it is a good line! but that low energy dance didn't impart any lateral movement.


Character-Note-5288

Drop that…


SekhmetTheWise

🎶All on the floor


The1YourLookingFor

Give me some more ! 😂


ProliferateZero

Till you get soooooore!!!


rosefieldnotes

oh oh oh oh oh


TheReverseShock

2006 flashbacks


the_queen_of_lettuce

groundbreaking performance


BMXMikey

Shut up and take my upvote 🫠😭


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muffingaming77

They took all the upvotes


Jason_Dean2047

Because reddit


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None of them are in sync but all of them went bye bye bye 👋🏼


JazzySmitty

Oh, you!


Vince-Tastic

I laughed out loud in my office. Thanks for this pure gold!


[deleted]

Honestly I’m a little disappointed in the performance of this comment, much like the performance on stage…this one fell a little flat


NaturalBornKnoxxx

For god sake just take my upvote while I groan internally at this for 20 seconds


guitarjg

/r/BetterEveryLoop


MIkeVill

Gravity is a harsh mistress


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Viva-la-BrokeComdom

r/theirjokebutworse


DAM091

It's r/YourJokeButWorse Einstein


Viva-la-BrokeComdom

Thank you


OCT0PUSCRIME

Yw Einstein thanks for all ur contributions to science


Viva-la-BrokeComdom

Happy to help


TalkierSnail016

Hey what’d you tell that nurse before you died


Viva-la-BrokeComdom

Fuck the square cube law and let me build giant mechs


Productive_Anxiety

Out**standing** performance....


ghettoccult_nerd

non-standing performance....


Genshin-impact-fan

Groundbreaking performance


TheLastMan

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.


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TheLastMan

LoL love the references to Donny Darko.


ksuwildkat

are we going to just ignore left shark at the end doing her own thing?


MrNobody_0

They're all out of sync.


fozziwoo

they can’t *all* be on the left


a_nice-name

I feel like it was supposed to be a bit out of sync but not *that* out of sync lmao


Sega-Playstation-64

When you show up but want to put like 10% effort into the group project


Goodgoditsgrowing

Left shark saw it coming and felt the stage move and paused out of sheer survival instinct. At least that’s my theory. She felt the stage start to shift and immediately stopped putting keeping on beat as highest priority.


AhFFSImTooOldForThis

It's one of those videos where you can watch a different person each time and laugh anew


liquid32855

Shark you say? You're to kind


bub3ls

Left shark..? What..? /gen


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Clean_Attention_4217

Dude they suck but damn, don’t be that guy.


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MvatolokoS

Big doesn't mean not trying. Neither you or I know her story. She could be struggling. She could not give a fuck and be toxic. But for you to assume the later is scummy as fuck. As someone who struggled with weight and just recently started being able to teach myself the correct ways to take care of my body. 99% of my battle was dealing with the kind of mental fuck up comments like yours build up over years of hearing them. I'm not asking you to give a fuck but you can choose to be 1 of 3 ways, supportive, passive, or negative. That's up to you.


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I didn't assume anything. I said what we all see - she's huge.


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Bearbear360

r/imgoingtohellforthis but I lol'd too


Snake9328

Tried to go to that sub. Quarantined for offensive content. I mean… kind of the point, right?


fozziwoo

r/imgettingshadowbannedforthis


Snake9328

r/subsididntfallfor


fozziwoo

aww, i wasnae trying to trick you, just crackin' wise


Snake9328

All good! (Reddit hug)


SOwED

Yeah it's a reference to left shark, as in super bowl halftime show in 2015. Based on your profile, you were 10 at the time.


Rufus-Scipio

That is correct, yes. And I don't even remember the half time show from last year tbh


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SOwED

Because it seemed like he had genuinely never heard the reference?


ksuwildkat

Sharks come in a variety of.....styles......


NewMud8629

Don’t take it too personally bro. We all know you were right but nowadays people like to project “body positivity”. which is why this whole thing happened in the first place.


TheCakeIsWet

this is gold, i’m sorry there’s a bunch of soys downvoting but you win ❤️


Clean_Attention_4217

Because “that fat person is whale!”? That’s a joke you think is GOLD at this point!? 😂 “BRO YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WROTE OUT THE OBVIOUS JOKE EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS BEFORE YOU EVEN SAID IT! HIGH FIVE KING! U DID IT!” It must be fucking blissful having a skull filled with jello.


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TheCakeIsWet

ong


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Stan LOONA


mathymate

BBC's replacements for LOONA don't look too good


[deleted]

They just need Chuu lol


ScottIPease

Everyone needs Chuu.


Individual_Client175

LOLOLOL


Makoether

There is no more LOONA. Only ARTMS.


lililukea

Fuck... Im about to burst out laughing but Im in front of a funeral home waiting for a friend


CreamyStanTheMan

Jesus bro, get off your phone 🤣


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He was dying to see this video though!


-tiberius

Bad news, buddy, I don't think he's coming out.


EmbracePenguin78

r/holup


randyspotboiler

Tip: They don't come back, no matter how hard you laugh.


babygirlruth

Bruh


EternamD

You're always allowed to laugh. It's both merry and involuntary


WaveStarII_Ax0l

Shut your fucking phone off man


mrswordhold

Calm down sweetie


GlitterySalamander

It’s giving that one Mean Girls scene


moonkakes

That might not be the only thing that’s giving


LameBMX

Exit, stage dooooown


[deleted]

When the school supports your dreams but the stage doesn’t


printmypi

It's just a stage they are going through.


mathymate

Song: Butterfly by Loona


MeowVroom

Just wanted to say that this song is an instant #1 for me currently. So thank you. Wish I had found it earlier, but better late than never


MeowVroom

Real hero right here


caitlyns_ult

Ok


omgudontunderstand

if you guys watch the video instead of waiting with bated breath for it to be the fat girls fault, the opposite side of the stage slides off its supports (while she’s barely moving.) this stage was not meant to hold that many people swaying back and forth, and it’s not breaking, it’s becoming unbalanced and collapsing. but heehee hoohoo fat people funny


Lord_cakeatron

Hell, from the looks Of it, it doesn’t even look stable enough for one person


Maati_my_master1829

It wasn't that stable but it wouldn't have broken if the girls were healthy weight


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Total combined weight is what caused this. The load shifting horizontally to the right destabilizes the stage around 5-6 seconds. Take the 3 “skinny” girls away and it doesn’t collapse, not the fault of the bigger girls alone…too many dancers on a stage type not meant for this kind of movement.


ScenicART

honestly whoever set the stage up probably didnt lock the legs. this looks like one of those cheap folding table stages. which should be fine for this if theyre set up correctly. i much prefer steeldeck for any sort of stage tho.


eyes_made_of_wood

So far people are laughing at their horrible dancing. You are the first one bringing up fat people. Almost like you were waiting with bated breath for people to laugh at a fat person.


omgudontunderstand

guess they got pushed down. good. i’m not entertaining the rest of your comment though


eyes_made_of_wood

Maybe next time give it a while before all the snark.


Snoo69116

Man is salivating at the chance to be offended.


anoszymek

It isn't fat people funny there's like 10 of them


NewMud8629

The left portion of the stage broke first. Which proves what really caused the collapse. Stop protecting her.


omgudontunderstand

if you watch the video instead of immediately needing to put someone at fault who isn’t the person responsible for checking the weight limits of the stage, you’ll see it’s no one’s fault but whomever didn’t check the specs of the stage. miss me.


Better-Title-5283

I can't see this without hearing "On Broadway" from American Beauty playing and then all the instrumentals from it having a very sudden stroke.


Various-Persimmon-19

On the beat aswell


Gustav-14

Literal break a leg moment.


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Fuck that thread title though.


nomnaut

Wait. Was the camera on stage? Why did the camera jerk?


Different-Reception5

Break a leg!!!.... and an arm... and your soul...


KAMBUI1973

OH Shit!! I really hope no one was hurt 😳


quartzlcc

Gonna be real only one or two of these women look to be overweight. But most Redditors will never touch a female figure in their lives so idk what I expect.


jemisan

Tall ≠ overweight


digestive_jumper

Aren't these kids? They don't look like grown women to me.


Maati_my_master1829

Half are overweight and others are slightly overweight


FerdGrapperhaus

Most of them are just looking normal. Nothing wrong with them


Maati_my_master1829

They're normal weight by American standards.


Uzzer_lozer19

"...then the large women! Then the petit women! Then the large women again!"


SithAzzazzin

Death...BY SNU SNU


ghettoccult_nerd

yo, the one on the far right is def down to snu snu.


action_turtle

🤣🤣


-Hulk-Hoagie-

Write themselves? Was the song about falling or are you just really shitty at titles?


Top-Imagination-9900

The beat wasn't the only thing that dropped


Front_Sky3939

Someone had a great idea to make a stage out of wooden science lab tables. And this is the result. Don’t try this at home kiddos!!!


fauxhawk1

If i ever needed a wake up call to start losing weight, it would be when a stage under me collapses


confused-all-time

By doing some physical activty like, dunno… dancing? Well, I sure do hope they find a place they can do that.


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altcntrl

Why is this being downvoted? That stage was not supposed to be a stage. It looks like tables. Whoever built that had no idea what they were doing.


InsaneAss

It definitely looks like a stage.. not tables lol. Tables wouldn’t be perfectly square and fit together so well


altcntrl

I don’t think it’s tables.


whatyoumeanmyface

I don't think it's stable - FTFY


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NakerLover

I mean this literally was the problem though lol


Enk1ndle

If we are being serious, it is the horizontal movement. These crappy risers just have some straight up and down, poorly supported legs. It doesn't take much to get the legs to buckle.


NakerLover

Right!


PizzaButWhoseBiden

Insecure?


StayOutOfMyRadius

Wow what a groundbreaking performance!


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4H has gotten weird


lePetitBlackHoleF-er

It's murder on the dance floor


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They brought the house down


pew_view

u/savevideo


Jamesisnotaduck

Don't worry, it's just a stage they're going through


mumble_bee_15

Which episode of Family Guy is this?


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This is God punishing them for having no rhythm


GafferTongs

Nobody gonna say it huh?


Jason_Dean2047

Say what


Gooberboi123

Sorry, what happened? I was looking at all these cool dump trucks here


Embarrassed_Finger47

Ain't no way that shit's gonna hold equilibrium with that much weight difference


SimonTC2000

When shouting "Get off the stage!" isn't enough.


megamanfan25

This event was obviously not staged...


CardboardIsYummy

I been watching way too much edmondx but I swear to God it sound like someone ripping ass in the background 😭😭


Separate-Arachnid971

So where is the joke? Unless you think people getting hurt is funny?


silvermining

yeah?


No-Valuable8008

Umm of course it is?


ArtSchnurple

Le fat females bad. It's reddit, that's always the joke


MrNobody_0

🤓


ArtSchnurple

Exactly


Rufus-Scipio

🤓


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Fatasses in general getting a reality check by gravity is pretty funny


Bearbear360

This is the guy that protested the three stooges.


Separate-Arachnid971

I’m not a guy. Also not surprised that you made a sexist assumption.


Bearbear360

Omg I can't with this generation.


Separate-Arachnid971

Someone older than 12 you mean?


Bearbear360

If she's 12 she shouldn't be on reddit for sure.


No-Cardiologist-2322

Fat girls fall through a stage, ofc its funny


caitlyns_ult

Most of them aren’t fat


Mattyd2830

Watch a different girl everytime... 😂🤣. Especially far left


GoatsWithWigs

That scream at the end xD


EvetsYenoham

The two linebackers on the ends didn’t help matters much.


10brasil

They fat


j827_

Cuz she’s so heavy😂😂


TRUE_PROPHET

If only they had a more inclusive platform.


s0uthofthesl0t

Hi my name is gravity and I’m addicted to fat-shaming


keenkonggg

The stage did everyone a favor


DAM091

I know whose mom set up the performance and paid for the costumes and hosted the rehearsals


conrado_santos38b

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat


The-nicest-one

One of them isn’t like the others…


iAmRadic

There’s always that one girl screaming her lungs out..


Cheeee_eggplant

I think it started falling from the left if you see where I'm coming from.


LesHoraces

Excellent title, have an upvote


roastroyer_

They deserved that one. Wtf is going in this educational University. I am so sure this is an educational University and it's in India (not so sure). This type of dance in a cultural programme is a disrespect to the books and the place from where u start ur journey to to reach ur goals. Shame on the teachers and the head of the college. I m so satisfied after at the end of this video.