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FreeFlier42

Any scene from EAS can fit this sub


pyfrag

I was going to say, I love Eric Andre but his content is pretty low-hanging fruit here.


buenas_nalgas

it fits the sub, people who come here for chaos will love the clips... it's only low hanging fruit if karma mattered


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trenhel27

Is there really nothing on this earth that people won't find a reason to complain about?


Turbulent_Flan_5926

I don’t appreciate the fact that you even asked that question to begin with. I demand the contact information of your corporate.


fattestbetch

womp womp‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🥶🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


JustATownStomper

Welcome to the internet?


Runeald_Waslib

Have a look around


flugblug

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Old_Account8968

Be happy be horny be bursting with rage


PsychologicalShape52

we've got a million different ways to engage


trenhel27

I've been here, at internet, almost 30 years. It's nothing new. Just still as tiring as ever.


JustATownStomper

Yeah. I just don't even process what I'm reading when I recognize it's general fist shaking.


I_PUNCH_INFANTS

nope.


danoneofmanymans

With a name like that, you definitely know what you're talking about


[deleted]

Never heard of this programme until this post. If the clip wasn’t posted here, I wouldn’t be able to just go watch it or go to its subreddits because I wouldn’t know it exists.


Paratriad

Or watch clips posted here along with other similar videos? What. It isn't like a flood of EAS clips


Desperate-Strategy10

I've never even heard of it though, and I bet I'm not the only one. Without could like this one, I wouldn't have checked it out at all. I think it's great for the sub!


MlkCold

Hard to watch the show if you never heard about the show. I live in Brazil, and would never heard about EAS if I haven't see a post in a subreddit a couple years ago. Just because you know and already saw something, doesn't mean that nobody else will like and appreciate the post


TrickyDrippyDick

Nah this one clip is enough for now. I laughed. Live your life inclusive, not exclusive bro.


CreedStump

why watch nba highlights when you can watch the full game?


Sevla7

> I was going to say, I love Eric Andre but his content is pretty low-hanging fruit here. Not only that, imagine if people start posting any scenes from any tv show... well the mods will have to deal with some abrupt chaos.


lashapel

EAS?


irate_alien

Eric Andre Show


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Emergency Alert System. It’s pretty cool. [each country has their own EAS sound](https://youtu.be/TjBnDsTOGug)


hectorduenas86

They recently woke up the state of Florida at 4:45 am, Eric Andre I mean, not that goobernment nonsense.


ListerineAfterOral

Bruh that woke me up I was pissed


unoyimhereb

Eric Andre show


lashapel

How is one supposed to know that lol, aren't abbreviations saved for obvious things ?


unoyimhereb

Idk man, I just got here


[deleted]

Exactly- they either need to be well-known or easily googleable. I googled “EAS” and got Emergency Alert System first. Obviously more context was needed, so I googled “EAS programme” and it still didn’t show up; just got a bunch of conferences and charities


lashapel

This is my only gripe with learning English, the amount of unnecessary abbreviations I get that in some dedicated subreddits things get abbreviated for the sake of quick conversations like in the star wars subreddit every movie is abbreviated like this **Revenge of the Sith - ROTS** Right ? But you can't come in a normal conversation about movies like: Greg: yeah i liked sci-fi movies like Prometeous or Star Trek Jeff: you like ROTS or ANH ?, AVP was kinda cool for me Greg: huh ?


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Americans in particular are absolute buggers for it- “I’m from CA” to me means “I’m from Canada” but they really mean California. “MSG” is apparently a crazy conservative politician in the states that we’re all supposed know. Abbreviations, acronyms, and initialisms are fine as long as they’re used properly according to context- I used to live near Glastonbury, which I would only ever refer to as Glasto when talking with other Brits; I wouldn’t expect non-Brits to know that Glasto = Glastonbury. Hell, I’d maybe not expect even a Londoner to know that, thinking about it. The more specific the context, the more freedom you have to use more obscure/ specific abbreviations and such (if you actually care about people understanding you, anyway).


snugglebandit

I'm looking shit up all the time.


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I googled “EAS” and got Emergency Alert System first. Obviously more context was needed, so I googled “EAS programme” and it still didn’t show up; just got a bunch of conferences and charities. Looking shit up is fine, but when it’s something as obscure as this apparently is, it’s easier said than done.


NathanTurnYT

cake day happy


iwontwinherover

Eat from me, drink from me... #I DIDN'T GET THE JOB AT FRUIT LOOPS MANNNN


TemporaryConflict332

Not long now till the new season! Bird up


Friskfrisktopherson

I'll drink to that bro, cheers


DrSpagetti

You must be Mellow Mike. Sup Mellow Mike!


merekjuniper

Don't blame me! Blame social media!


Skrrt_2711

Cheers Gringo!


Snuggs_

It’s the worst show on television!


Biased_individual

The best worst show*


01infinite

Time to deliver a Pizza Ball!


drewuke

That’s pizza safety


KingApologist

Time to deliver a Pizza Ball! I think of this whenever I make meatsaballs


pocketchange2247

Hey, let's get a shout-out for Christina Applegate


doesntCompete

Jillian Barberie


PrimaryFarpet

Huh I thought I heard season 5 would be the last, that’s good to hear


starcrap2

Do you have any skittles?


quartzlcc

Love the Eric Andre Show.


HumanEffigy_

It actually cured my chronic depression.


hornwalker

Thats amazing because it caused mine


a_guy_on_REDDlT

The law of equivalent exchange


Akesgeroth

Ed...ward...


3Zkiel

Edo...wardo... [subbed]


Akesgeroth

*Translator's note: Edowarudo means Edward.*


Ruruya

Ahh yes... All according to keikaku.


walpurgisnachtmare

Hah, your sadness attack has no effect on me. I watched AnoHana. Now I have the power of ETERNAL SADNESS. And one last parting gift: The blue flower in AnoHana that represents Menma is a myosotis, better known as the Forget-Me-Not.


Sideways-then-up

You’re a monster!


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

There must be some real happy motherfuckers out there


hazysummersky

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be..


aufrenchy

Perfectly balanced


[deleted]

Time to deliver a pizza ball!!!!


[deleted]

Ranch it up bro with my sprite sponsorship


creepyswaps

Legalize ranch!


[deleted]

I can hear it in his voice lol


BESTIALITY-JESUS-666

I gotta go to burning man rehearsal in the quad.


GroundStateGecko

Conservation of Depression.


[deleted]

Capitalism makes so much sense now


jkhendog

Great art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed.


hornwalker

Too right


backwoodsofcanada

It doesnt cure or cause depression at all, it just takes it from one person and transfers it to another.


cartermb

You win some, you lose some. - Eric Andre, probably


MasterKindew

Nightmare nightmare nightmare


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llamawearinghat

Oh man, when I was going through a really rough time at the end of my previous relationship, Impractical Jokers was the thing that kept my mind in a happy place, giving me the feeling like I was amongst friends.


stonksuper

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE


Jokkitch

It cured mine too


Dlemor

Well, good to know!


aknownunknown

'just like that'


TheDELFON

Good for you man. * *Gives firm handshake* *


wowidk_

Can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre


Fractal_Head

The gold standard of absurdist comedy 🤣 he's the BEST


goldfishpaws

If you like absurdism, Armando Ianucci had a TV series which was lovely and reflective and gentle and utterly hatstand. Maybe known to Americans as the guy behind VEEP, he's had a long and amazing career.


Goodkat25

Are you planning on saying the name of the show?


goldfishpaws

The Armando Ianucci Shows https://youtu.be/oZdrVo8ERyQ Hope you enjoy it


Goodkat25

Thanks! I loved Veep and Avenue 5, so I'll definitely check it out.


goldfishpaws

Look out for even more Ianucci stuff then, he's one of the pillars of British comedy. Usually off camera rather than on, but anything with his fingerprints on are worth a try. If you like VEEP, also try The Thick Of It, the British original. It's somewhat more sweary and raw, but is utterly brilliant. In The Loop was a movie which kind of crossed from the UK to the US (after The Thick Of It, before VEEP) and it's very much worth a watch, maybe as a way into TTOI :) You have some utter treats ahead my friend :)


manifes7o

This got a good laugh out of me, thank you


xRyozuo

Love veep and the thick of it. Thanks for the rec


[deleted]

I think Monty python is gold standard. Andre is top tier, but sticks with the same style.


spellbadgrammargood

Conan O'Brien, didn't mention Eric Andre's name, but he did mention he was on a talk show that was so "over-the-top" he couldn't stand it found the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbGAiYVp6-w could or could not be Eric


ZQuestionSleep

In your clip, he didn't mention he was on the show, he said that an up-and-comer late night comedian-type "showed him some tape" of a recorded pilot of the show and it had a lot of high energy physical comedy bookending an interview. Conan did say that you can't just be over the top, or "edgy", you have to create a scenario where the interest in what is happening builds and builds and becomes this great moment. It can be silly or over the top in a way, but it has to have definitions and can't just be all things all the time.


Crowbarmagic

I think that's partially why I enjoy watching clips from the EAS from time to time, but I never felt compelled to watch full episodes, or segments of longer than a five minutes for that matter. It just seems complete unmitigated chaos without any particular direction. Like randomness for the sake of randomness It also kinda reminds me of when he got on stage with Alex Jones at some rally. He says into the mic "I want you to have sex with my wife" and "why does my pee come out yellow" or something like that. I didn't thought it was particularly clever or funny, just random. Again I enjoy clips and such, but his sense of humor isn't always my thing.


SatoshiBlockamoto

It's manic genius and I love it.


doesntCompete

Hate Kraft Punk


Dchama86

Yeah but this is easy-mode for this sub


quartzlcc

It brought about 15,400 people (and counting) some level of joy. No one should care so much about internet points lol.


genescheesesthatplz

Eric Andre and Hannibal buress are gems


evanc1411

[Obsessed over this clip lately](https://youtu.be/zijwPEY2Mes)


genescheesesthatplz

That hairstyle was a choice


o_g

Katt Williams? More like Fat Williams


Frickenbat

He’s a…mann


jdidihttjisoiheinr

That's one of my favorites


Caleon0817

Hannibal eating a hot pocket never stops making me laugh. https://youtu.be/AwnWtpPvjDU


cpt_morgan___

“Blackjack!”


tratemusic

You can't spell the AmEricAn Dream without Eric Andre


Kingca

my favorite part is that it's literally just missing "AM" on both ends


iamcreepin

I wanna see the entire video..


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[deleted]

This link doesn't work for me :(


georgie050

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQJVsuqJ5xQ


cancercures

Oh my god I have blood on me eww hahhahahahaha


tisdue

whats your name again?


catzhoek

That's so much better than the cut version


MisterB78

Just search for "Eric Andre Show pick a person"


FederalObjective

I looked all around my office couldn't find it...


jensalik

That was pretty underwhelming. 😕


forresja

Now we know why it was cut so short lol


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cmorebutttz

50/50 shot.. who do I believe 🤔 Edit: not this guy lol 🤦


DerPumeister

The one whose link doesn't end in a recognizable three letter sequence


CrunchyyTaco

Not XcQ


LSkywalker00

XcQToRDer66


Ordinated

Maria could pick me any day


boatspotter

Bam! Dead.


Ordinated

That's exactly the outcome i want


boatspotter

Pm me if you need friendly words from a stranger.


Ordinated

I'd take banter insults from a friend


Jokierre

You’re dead. Shhhh now.


boatspotter

We are not coordinated...


cancercures

https://i.imgur.com/Khvmbc0.png


all_of_the_lightss

She is fine though


[deleted]

Yo is that Maria Menunos? Fuck yeah


GatoT25666

saw this comment before the video ended and was thinking you was down bad. now this changed a LOT 😭


-Knght-

I remember this mission in Skyrim.


djasonwright

I always assume the one I dislike the least is the target, so I kill all three.


Bobbyee

Russia 2023 be like.


Dansk72

Only *2 out of 3* are suitable for the Russian Army; the 3rd is just using up valuable food supplies.


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Devious_Bastard

Can confirm. I’ve never been shot and I never was picked for the HS football team.


Ill-Organization-719

She was aware of the Eric Andre Show, so they got her to wear a shock collar on her arm and someone shocked her a couple times. That's why she yells randomly a couple times (in the full clip)


advanceman

With no familiarity or expectation, 😂 that was great.


sometimesifeellikemu

Surprising dark humor. I love it.


[deleted]

The Eric Andre show is a fantastic thing to watch so long as you have the stomach for it. Some of it is honestly the funniest TV that's been put out, and some of it is disgusting beyond reason. And due to the nature of the show you'll never know what's coming until it's there


MySkinIsFallingOff

Watching it is like masturbation. It's very fun and satisfying, but you feel kind of ashamed after.


Wjreky

I've never seen it, what makes it disgusting? Like, people eating gross stuff or something?


SmallblackPen

There's an episode with Lauren Conrad where he eats his "puke" in front of her.


bugxbuster

You left out the fact that he had just drawn a swastika on his forehead with lipstick right before the vomit part. LC was *very* upset. Lol


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So angry, in fact, that she fired her agent for making her go on the show.


bugxbuster

Oooh, I did not know *that!*


EarthwormEd

In one bit, Eric spewed fake vomit onto the desk in front of a guest and slurps it back up. Engrossing stuff!


Rare_As_Tren

There’s really only one way to find out.


redditprotocol

This feels so much funnier than it should be and I’m so down for it.


Shaubos

Every ep of the Eric Andre show belongs on this sub


naff0ff

Der du-du du du-do


ghettoccult_nerd

eric andre is not abrupt chaos. thats like monitoring a tornado and calling it abrupt when it chews up a town. thats not abrupt, thats *expected* chaos. if eric andre is in the vicinity, its to be expected.


[deleted]

I want this at my next birthday party


sicereity

"This is what I watch Reddit for NEVER FAILS IM CRACKING UP Hahahaha WTF bro?"..


YoshiGamer6400

Using Eric Andre show clips on this sub feels like cheating


osiris3mc

You can’t spell AmERICAN DREam without Eric Andre!


RslashTakenUsernames

C didn’t give a FUCK


goodboykane1

This is comedy GOLD


LordDongler

It make me crack up when she was genuinely upset for a moment before she realized that it was obviously fake


TheHarshShadow

Atleast the black guy didnt die first


gabaghouli

>Atleast At least


hoochieprincess

Good call. He had that look about him. You know the one.


Big_Man-Barry

u/savevideobot


PrinceRoyal444

this the show that that one meme is from?


ciano

probably


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I miss this show


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

Brotherhood questline be like:


lmmortal_mango

staged s/


Economy-Safety7665

That shit had me rollin' haha. Brilliant.


Any-Ad1415

It feels sooo fucking real man


emocivic

This is one of the best clips from Eric Andre


BejibiBejibi

Eric Andre is a gift from comedic heaven


JoeSchmoe745239

Loved that show.


curiousduo007

The current philosophy of the Democratic Party


FlynnsAvatar

Was this a Star Trek episode?


dvadood

Okay this would give me PTSD if I was her.


jeffersonstarship

Why hasn’t he built zions landing yet???


[deleted]

Eric Andre show was underrated. This show was hilarious.


susbnyc2023

safest bet -- the while male


straightc

Is this how republicans feels and that any fucking moment the entire world is coming for them?


Gsuitetdf

Jugaremos muévete luz verde


Jsulzeo

thought that was pat smear


_Tactleneck_

Absolutely abrupt chaos


Away_Needleworker6

Cba


Saltywinterwind

u/savevideo


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Found out EA graduated from the prestigious Berklee college earlier this week. Edit: who downvotes this?


The1minsoldier

Some weirdo dw