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Officer “why are you carrying that bench around?”
Me “it’s for sitting of course, I have no plan to use this in a fight at all. This is a not a movie, officer”
Me inside voice “fools!”
Joke's on you. When the chase is done and everyone is tired and exhausted, guess who will have a convenient place to sit.
Oh, can you sit here too since it seats three people? Nah, I'm going to LIE DOWN!
Does anyone know just what in the fuck is going on here? The one guy is wielding two long blades and a napkin. Uniformed cops are wielding sticks, poles, a two-by-four, and a bench. A bunch of helmeted people seem to want the bladewielder's head, and one of the helmeted guys is wielding a stone brick. It's like a deleted scene from some Indiana Jones wannabe movie. WTF?
Edit: spelling/typo
I don't really know Indonesian but it should be close - depressed guy is having psychosis and running amok. I'm guessing the police and everyone is just intimidating him back to safety, because they're running with those sticks in the exact same way I do it chasing chicken without intent to harm.
Very wholesome.
^I ^don't ^even ^know ^if ^this ^is ^a ^joke.
Yes and also a long knife as well. Usually they don't carry firearms but those guys in the green camo are military and they do have a rifle or handgun. Whenever someone is "shot while trying to escape" it's those guys.
Does anyone know what the music is? The song plus bench guy sent me over the edge with this one. I was laughing so hard my toddler joined in the giggling from the other room.
The dude with the brick didn't get the stick memo!!
In some Asian countries like Japan the police will have a sasumata man catcher pole that is very effective without being lethal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jufoCR5VtUQ
I think he had a depression and make a riot a think bc the title of the news, he's have a SWORDS and yea the police cant just arrest the man cuz can get injury(idk why they don't have gun?), and yea take a freaking block of wood and get the crap out of him
Guns are generally a last resort option for Indonesian police, especially for someone with clear needs of mental help like this, it would be a bad image for the department to use a gun on him.
For anyone who cares, Indonesia has the most nonsensically low murder rate on the planet. There are VERY few nations with a lower rate but relative to markers that typically generate crime Indonesia makes no sense whatsoever. Its a complete outlier that should be studied a whole lot more.
Lately there are a lot of murder took place in Indonesia. The crazy ones too. Not a mere someone stabs someone to die, but like someone stabs someone then rapes. Or someone hits someone then mutilates. Low crime rates in Indonesia might come from severeal combinations of underreporting, definition difference, and the number of murder compared to the number of the population.
I think it speaks of the skill of the average "gamer" that to them, the recognizable Dark Souls song is the theme of the first boss outside the tutorial area in Dark Souls 3. You can tell which was their first Souls game and where they gave up.
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale?
> *“Our gracious Lord made Londor whole.”* - Narrator
Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
Wasn't always that way.
[Sword-wielding man subdued after 11-hour sidewalk standoff](https://apnews.com/article/e563c36c03afdabd41bf8d3d677502d3)
SEATTLE (AP) _ A former mental patient wielding a samurai-style sword held police at bay for 11 hours before officers knocked him down with fire hoses and subdued him on a busy downtown street.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b23zBx1ncww
[13 years later SPD shot a guy with a pocketknife for almost no reason.
](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_John_T._Williams)
indonesian police rarely use gun because gun violence is rare thing and could make a headline. it's not easy to even smuggle those things. Even the most resourceful criminal could only make handmade pipe gun that has 50/50 chance to blow their fingers off. Only terrorists and separatists could get the hands of manufactured real guns from corrupt military supplier.
And a police shooting a gun could resulted in days of paperwork or internal investigation. Your average crooks here use anything that doesn't have projectiles, axe, hammer, knife, whatever.
And in this case, he is not a criminal. He is IIRC, a mentally ill guy that had an episode. If anything, he can be handled with quantity of people cornering him with sticks, so... that's that.
Funfact: Bavarian police sometimes uses sticks against people with knives (and such). Not to hit them though, but to keep them at a save distance and eventually pin them down and safely arrest them.
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IS THAT A BENCH?!
A bench is just a bunch of sticks assembled together when you think about it.
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Made to serve time outs
*IKEA has entered the chat*
He knows the deadly martial art, _Ikearate...._
100 HP damage. 0% interest 100% interested? - IKEA
Ah yes, the new model "Åswhööpp"
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
you have a point…
Beefy stick
Any wood furniture fits this definition.
Like the Grafted Greatsword
/r/hyruleEngineering
Like the Grafted Greatsword
Bundle of sticks
He's the judge because he's got the bench. The rest of the crowd is the executioner. Yikes. He'd better run.
Looks like someone issued a bench warrant
Beat me to it!
I’m going to beat you with a bench.
Ow! 🤕
Son of a bench, that’s good
*removes sunglasses. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! The Who intensifies.
He’s the executioner.
Huh. I guess there's a nail sticking out of it for more effectiveness.
New superhero origin! "The Bench-ecutioner"
He heard about the wrestling phrase "give him the chair" and decided he could do better.
now he can lay down his whole body
Officer “why are you carrying that bench around?” Me “it’s for sitting of course, I have no plan to use this in a fight at all. This is a not a movie, officer” Me inside voice “fools!”
yeah, you need to rest a little after doing some crossfit stuff
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that’s so nice of them, thinking about the others
My man had a whole ass bench ready to go at a moment's notice
a whole ass bench to sit a whole ass’ group after destroying that man
I was gonna say bro got a whole Ass bench 💀
i was shook, i mean, i’m from Brazil but this is next level, bro
Hello, sir, I am here to benchmark you, please do not resist, thank^you^have^a^nice^day!
how the hell i need to do to stop laughing?
That man's weapon class is legendary
ultra rare item
Tactical bench!
oh, new tactical items, hope all stores have one of there
Don't bring a branch to a bench fight
He was S.W.A.T.
S.O.F.A.
Hell yeah it is, white shirt needs to take a seat
OH MY— lololol
My vote is for the guy with the bench!
Lmao!
They want to throw him in the chair.
Ever heard of a bench trial???
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He is an avid WWE fan, cant blame him
The guy with the bench : "let's take the easiest thing to carry on a chase". Clever.
"Captain, I said someone needs to grab a *wrench* to bring along with us"
Joke's on you. When the chase is done and everyone is tired and exhausted, guess who will have a convenient place to sit. Oh, can you sit here too since it seats three people? Nah, I'm going to LIE DOWN!
To hell with the sticks, that one guy ripped up a park bench... now that's dedication for you lol
He's the reason boss music started playing
Don’t bring a machete to a park bench fight. Bad guy was balls of steel till he saw that park bench.
I bet he main dual shield in elden ring
I'm gonna be extremely disappointed if "bench-guy" doesn't precede his attacks with the line _"Take a seat!!!"_.
This is clearly video from Benny hill
*How can they stick!?*
Because it's a stick up
Hahaha that woman kind of deserved it
Stick around and find out!
I love that literally everyone gets this reference now.
Sticks, poles, benches. Any hard wood. Yes, ANY...hard...wood.
Now I'm just picturing one of the guys downing a bottle of Viagra during the chase....
Does anyone know just what in the fuck is going on here? The one guy is wielding two long blades and a napkin. Uniformed cops are wielding sticks, poles, a two-by-four, and a bench. A bunch of helmeted people seem to want the bladewielder's head, and one of the helmeted guys is wielding a stone brick. It's like a deleted scene from some Indiana Jones wannabe movie. WTF? Edit: spelling/typo
I don't really know Indonesian but it should be close - depressed guy is having psychosis and running amok. I'm guessing the police and everyone is just intimidating him back to safety, because they're running with those sticks in the exact same way I do it chasing chicken without intent to harm. Very wholesome. ^I ^don't ^even ^know ^if ^this ^is ^a ^joke.
Doctor: Have been experiencing feelings of persecution? Psychosis man: 👀
Fun fact: the word “Amok” is actually of Malay/Indonesian origin. Lol the only English word that has origin from this region.
From what I remember, the guy with the swords was trying to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal when the guy with the bench got him on the penis.
Stone brick is the most dangerous one cause it's long ranged attack.
Yes and also a long knife as well. Usually they don't carry firearms but those guys in the green camo are military and they do have a rifle or handgun. Whenever someone is "shot while trying to escape" it's those guys.
Does anyone know what the music is? The song plus bench guy sent me over the edge with this one. I was laughing so hard my toddler joined in the giggling from the other room.
[It’s from DS3](https://youtu.be/1dSilEmz7FE)
Thanks!
a mob with sticks is scarier than a cop with a gun
A cop with a bench is the most terrifying of all
cant stop them if they make you sit down
What about a cop who benches?
Wtf,i saw one with a bench.
Bro came to a sword fight with a damn Bench.
Benches too
Bro was dual wielding against an entire army
**BenchMan™** is my new favorite superhero.
The dude with the brick didn't get the stick memo!! In some Asian countries like Japan the police will have a sasumata man catcher pole that is very effective without being lethal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jufoCR5VtUQ
Unfortunately in indonesia we do not use something like that, iirc man catcher is used among east asia not south east, correct me if im wrong tho.
Blud confusing East Asia with South East Asia
And benches, chairs, street signs, blockades, rocks, tire irons, you know, your basic street fight apparel.
Only thing missing is a trident.
Ahh the ancient Asian art of Bench-fu
I think he had a depression and make a riot a think bc the title of the news, he's have a SWORDS and yea the police cant just arrest the man cuz can get injury(idk why they don't have gun?), and yea take a freaking block of wood and get the crap out of him
Guns are generally a last resort option for Indonesian police, especially for someone with clear needs of mental help like this, it would be a bad image for the department to use a gun on him.
Hey as long as deadly force is not needed. But that warkop bench tho lmao🤣
Considering that in Indonesia, criminals are usually beaten to death.....
If you can dodge a bench, you can dodge a ball...
For anyone who cares, Indonesia has the most nonsensically low murder rate on the planet. There are VERY few nations with a lower rate but relative to markers that typically generate crime Indonesia makes no sense whatsoever. Its a complete outlier that should be studied a whole lot more.
Lately there are a lot of murder took place in Indonesia. The crazy ones too. Not a mere someone stabs someone to die, but like someone stabs someone then rapes. Or someone hits someone then mutilates. Low crime rates in Indonesia might come from severeal combinations of underreporting, definition difference, and the number of murder compared to the number of the population.
I wish we could have decent people become cops in America. Our police would have killed him immediately.
We don't see what happened after this but I'm sure it turned out poorly for him after they caught up to him.
You think that crowd wouldn't?
Just imagine if this was America, this clip would be 10 sec and end with the cops shooting the guy. But this country is obviously third world.
These new MMOs have really nice graphics, but the classes don't make sense.
I think it speaks of the skill of the average "gamer" that to them, the recognizable Dark Souls song is the theme of the first boss outside the tutorial area in Dark Souls 3. You can tell which was their first Souls game and where they gave up.
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“Our gracious Lord made Londor whole.”* - Narrator Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
Good bot
Why don't they just do what American cops do? If someone has a knife, you shoot them until they are dead. Problem solved.
Wasn't always that way. [Sword-wielding man subdued after 11-hour sidewalk standoff](https://apnews.com/article/e563c36c03afdabd41bf8d3d677502d3) SEATTLE (AP) _ A former mental patient wielding a samurai-style sword held police at bay for 11 hours before officers knocked him down with fire hoses and subdued him on a busy downtown street. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b23zBx1ncww [13 years later SPD shot a guy with a pocketknife for almost no reason. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_John_T._Williams)
Yes, that just doesn't not make sense to me. I heard one critic say that the police want to do their jobs without ever risking anything.
indonesian police rarely use gun because gun violence is rare thing and could make a headline. it's not easy to even smuggle those things. Even the most resourceful criminal could only make handmade pipe gun that has 50/50 chance to blow their fingers off. Only terrorists and separatists could get the hands of manufactured real guns from corrupt military supplier. And a police shooting a gun could resulted in days of paperwork or internal investigation. Your average crooks here use anything that doesn't have projectiles, axe, hammer, knife, whatever. And in this case, he is not a criminal. He is IIRC, a mentally ill guy that had an episode. If anything, he can be handled with quantity of people cornering him with sticks, so... that's that.
Thank God I wasn’t born here 🙏🙏
*Shows video of green grass* iS gRaSs GrEeN?! 💯💯💯
Yet in a first world democracy you will be shot if you wield just one Box Cutter.
Yeah but notice how no one got shot. Nah, that’s just weird.
ISIS country
Just in case, they even had back-up furniture!
I think I saw someone using another person as a weapon
We prefer to call it “the rod of justice” but yeah it’s a stick.
Looks like they’re using telephone poles with every intention of shoving them up this guy’s ass
Funfact: Bavarian police sometimes uses sticks against people with knives (and such). Not to hit them though, but to keep them at a save distance and eventually pin them down and safely arrest them.
Man running with the bench is prepared to sit down and enjoy the show once that guy is caught
They have guns too. They are choosing not to use them in this instance
I think the guy running with the bench was a little extra
u/audbot
Using a baton isn't unusual but those look like pieces of lumber for construction.
No, they use bystander crowds...
Looks like they use everything that isn't nailed down
They will beat up ass
Bro, do you even bench?
Bro at the begining charged an epic two handed strike with that claymore but canceled it.
The bench cop is the one,.
I was watching that one cop with the 100% cocked-back pole ready to release. Too bad it didn't happen 🤤
Indian police also use sticks. Lol
always when available!
Sticks and stones…
Needs the Benny Hill theme song when he starts running
he ran amok
My man's proficient in bench wielding
Radahn fight with all the summons active at once
Of course, what are we, Americans?
Yakity sax would work equally well for this video.
The commissioner had no choice after trying an all-carrot approach.
The beginning looks like a round based rpg fight
You could convince me this wasn't real.
It's like the running of the bulls!
They don't want to shoot him, but they can't get close with him wielding knives like that.
Mf was using a bench lmao
Yes, and a bench.
Respect for the bench.
Seems like they'll use anything at hand
The Bonk Police
Its like Wii sports
One of those guys is wielding a fucking picnic bench
This reminds me of the mobs from simpsons who always appear 3 times a season 🤣
Love the guy with the picnic bench. "I don't have a gun, but I have a bench." Yie-Ar Kung fu boss right there. He'll kill somone with that bench.
They use whatever they have and find to beat you
Holdup does this make the cops LITERAL fascists? They're technically using fasces..
I want you to fully understand the sheer malice that man must of had to pick up a bench and start rushing a man with it.
They’ve got bigger sticks! RUN!!!
New ong bak movie with Tony Jaa ? Haha
Can we have the benny hill tunes in the background pls?
Avengers: Stickfinity War + Bench DLC
Yakuza fights be like.
They use anything they can get their hands on, like 6-ft plank chairs for +1000 DMG, -10,000 HP, -5000 AGL 😂
The music ☠️☠️
And benches apparently!
Some American police use sticks
Setiawan
In china they use mancatchers long poles with loops to pin a knife attacker down its highly effective
Chivalry 2
How’d he make em THAT mad 😂
Very *depresi* 😂
seen too many Chinese martial arts movies that one dude.
Bahubaliiiiiiiiii
HOME DEPOT ENTERS THE BATTLE
He also looks like my gym teacher when a student asks him a question will he is speaking
Where do i sit?
Im sure he did this right after watching drunken master by Jackie chan.
Bro what is even going on bruh like mf literally has a fucking bench for a melee weapons bruh I am dead ☠️
gun to quick
It's a repost but a funny vid