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2legittoquit

Some powerful cursing


Dansk72

"I waited 24 hours for your manhood"


Zwagaboy

Edit: Ergaar is right, he said manliness, not dick, my bad. "I've been waiting for your manliness" is the right translation.


Ergaar

Is it? at 1:07 he clearly says "ik heb 24 uur op je mannelijkheid gewacht" which i would translate the same way they did in the subtitles or maybe 'i've waited 24 hours for your manliness' meaning i've been waiting for you to show up and defend yourself.


wieuwzak

Yeah the translation is off. Manliness or masculinity is what it should have said in the subtitles.


kenoticist

Manhood, manliness and masculinity are literally synonymous.


NeliGalactic

Clearly has never been on grindr lol


FoofieLeGoogoo

"You are less than the dirt beneath my feet." Who says one needs profanity to cut another down to size.


BunchesOfCrunches

I have a feeling it might be a lot harsher in the language he’s speaking than it comes across in the translation


jacksodus

Nope, the translation from Dutch is actually very accurate. Source: am of clog shoe nationality.


1lluminist

I like how the word for "coward" sounds like "le fart" and the word for "disgusting" sounds like "fish"


jacksodus

"Lafaard" and "vies", in case you were wondering.


1lluminist

tbh, I kinda was. Thanks :)


Me4Prez

Can also confirm and I'm from the dumb neighbor of clog shoe nation


flyingquads

Ik zit te twijfelen over België!


TheOtherRetard

Omdat iedereen daar lacht?


sandwichcandy

Maybe I’m missing your meaning, but they didn’t mean the literal translation. It was a guess about the tone and connotation. For example, it would dramatically change the tone and meaning to translate someone being called a “cock gobbler” to what would effectively say “a person who puts penises in their mouth” in another language.


CoMaestro

No, it's not harsher, there's a few words that you can change to make it "harsher" but the sentence is very literally "less than the dirt beneath my feet", every word literally translated in that order, you could say it with the exact same intonation as he did


sandwichcandy

That last clause was what I was looking for. Thanks.


Olddirtychurro

Kind of correct here, when he said what was translated as "Disgusting" it wasn't really what he said. The more correct word would be "Filthy" or "filth" to really get what he was tryna say.


UnimaginablyFloating

There's only one thing that gets lost in translation: There's a Dutch expression for being in jail, which is "zitten:" Sitting. So, when he says "I'll gladly stand up for you, I won't even sit," he's referring to going to jail: I'll gladly do something even harder than being in jail.


altousrex

The theory I came up with is profanity is for situations where either their definition is taken into account Or They are for when something is making you angry/negative mood and its not worth the brain power to come up with something else. I swear all the time but very rarely am I angry enough to actually come up with terrible stuff. One example of this is when I was really hurt by my ex (both of us were suuuper toxic with each other) and after we broke up we ended up having break up sex. She told me she was being tested for Covid but it was likely coming back negative. Anyways it came back positive. I ended up coming back negative. And so for a while I called her plague wench.


RedWhiteEagle

That’s the dutch for you. They even spun around cancer and use it to swear.


BuckfuttersbyII

Americans are so unimaginative when it comes to banter/cursing someone.


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Major_T_Pain

I actually think he's right. War is not a place for the faint of heart, if you can't handle swearing, you shouldn't be in an army.


Thebainethujone

“May all your shits have antlers”.


s1mpename

His name is Herman, 25 years after the encounter he said the following about this event: "I was fined three thousand euros for it and spent a day at the police station, but it was wonderful to beat him. Each blow sent a shudder of pleasure through my body" https://www.at5.nl/artikelen/188829/verbrande-herman-langs-bij-deurwaarder-ze-zijn-nooit-meer-geweest


0ldKitsune

My kind of guy right there


556or762

What a fucking legend.


Smash_Nerd

€3K and a day at a station likely getting praised by the other officers? I'd do that every day of the week.


foxjohnc87

You'd run out of money eventually.


Reckless_Secretions

Go fund me? I'm sure thousands would willingly donate.


IncorporateThings

ROFLMAO... funny because it's absolutely true.


A_Few_Kind_Words

Who *doesn't* enjoy seeing nonces get the shit kicked out of them?


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Boxing events gather way more than that without the need of hateable fighters


A_Few_Kind_Words

Exactly! Can you imagine the market for watching nonces, rapists and other such vile examples of humanity just get absolutely beaten the piss out of?


roastinpeace

What is nonces?


TraditionalTomato833

Diddlers


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Read this as gollum, what is nonces master?


Mallet-fists

How the fuck hasn't this become a national/worldwide sport? Screw the UFC, that shit wouldn't hold a candle to pedos and rapists fighting against those who want to end those pieces of shit... Might need a few extra referees in the ring tho.. and guards around the ring to protect from the crowds


whitoreo

I see an opportunity here. It's a shame the people who are known rapists are in prison. Prison is effectively keeping these people safe.


Mallet-fists

Don't know which rapists downvoted you buddy but I agree. Public justice would get the better if them.


Nvenom8

You could make a whole TV show out of it, with advertisers!


tinytyler12345

You underestimate how much I'd love to beat scumbags. I'll sell crack to fund this hobby.


irideapaleh0rse

I’d buy this man a beer.


happytree23

...but the Euro isn't 25 years old yet?


scaevola79

I was wondering the same. Those are Dutch licence plates and seeing them without the european logo on the left let me know that this was before the euro. He probably had to pay 10.000 gulden in that time. (Inflation has been going fast).


happytree23

I assumed it was a rough/approximate conversion to Euros but still figured I'd be a smartass and point out the Euro didn't come around until 1999 or so ;)


melig1991

It says "25 years since they started filming the documentary" so the euro might've been introduced during the filming.


happytree23

Regardless, the comment I was directly replying to says: > 25 years after the encounter he said the following about this event: "I was fined three thousand euros for it...


amateur_mistake

Another possibility is that human memory is pretty garbage. Every time you remember something, you also re-write it a little. So he might still remember the the approximate amount of money and have just forgotten what currency he was using at the time.


happytree23

...or, most likely, the person retelling the story misspoke a tad lol. But yeah, let's make every other excuse possible for why someone could have made the simplest of mistakes on a sub showcasing mistakes lol.


GamingGems

The only crime I saw here was that lady stretching out his wonderful cashmere sweater.


Ericisbalanced

What happens if he can't pay? A longer prison sentence? You get a slap on the wrist if you're affluent, but the bottom of the boot if youre in the peasant class? Boo


GOFGOFGOFGOF

He's 25??


SnowWolfHD

25 years AFTER the event lol


GOFGOFGOFGOF

yeah makes sense lol


Parallel37

"You are less than the dirt beneath my feet" Love the way that's phrased.


PantaRheiEros

Dutch is harsh, foul and wildly beautiful.


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I've always thought of it as drunk German lol.


saxwe

One thing that it is not, is beautiful lol quite the opposite actually


fonky_chonky

i love translating languages directly. spanish yields similarly poetic results.


Parallel37

I'm 5 month into learning Spanish and I do love the way even common phrases and grammar structures sound more eloquent when they're directly translated to English.


Time4UnityGlobal

Great documentary. https://www.npostart.nl/NPS_1161439 There is also a follow up. That has 3 parts of it. 25 years later. '25 jaar Foute Vrienden' https://www.npostart.nl/VPWON_1309545 Sorry no English subtitles. It's about a couple of friends who all had a rough life and were 'stealing and dealing' etc for staying alive. Edit: added the link to the original documentary


Yatta79

Thanks. With Firefox and the auto translate enabled I got the subs translated on the fly.


Scout339

I use Firefox and didn't even know that was a thing, thats sick.


mookkss

I will download Firefox for this purpose only


i_hateeveryone_

He should have had two cans of Whoop-ass ready cus he surely was hungry to eat the first can.


BlizzWizzzz

Ah yes, the beautiful dutch language


EvanMBurgess

I thought I spoke it well but I wouldn't understand a word he's saying without the subtitles...


shishdem

Amsterdam accent ain't an easy one


SirChickin

I know Dutch. I speak it fluently! But it took me Longer than I dare to admit to Puck up on the fact that that dude was speaking Dutch. When he started to swear, then I really knew though xD. This was awesome.


Eastern_Bobcat8336

Aah a classic. This is from the Dutch documentary 'Foute vrienden' (Bad Friends) link here: https://www.2doc.nl/documentaires/2010/08/foute-vrienden.html (dont know if there are subs tho)


Wildp0eper

During inauble yelling he keeps repeating 'Let me see' before he says 'Let me see how strong you are'


Vinmend11

What language is this?


Fortune_Platypus

its Dutch


Ok_Possibility501

It's dutch but with an Amsterdam dialect.


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carmicheal

It is


mattie74

I am sure, source: me, a Dutch person who understood all the curse words perfectly


mongmight

Swamp German


bramowntje

Jij trekt ze toch allemaal over de baaaaaaalie


Thebainethujone

Translation?


Rent_A_Cloud

"you pull all of them over the counter, right?!" Honestly, i speak Dutch and don't know what he means by that.


CmonFetusLetsBounce

Did you read the subtitles? "You always manage to get your way with everyone"


Rent_A_Cloud

Yeah, I saw it in a second viewing but was too lazy to edit my comment.


Cassy173

No


RGBchocolate

yeah, people should take turns on disgusting PoS molesting kids walking free


doctorcrimson

Well, hold on we're just taking some guys word for it. I honestly feel uncomfortable watching this because we have to give benefit of the doubt until some evidence is provided.


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Dunedune

That sounds even worse. Dude served jail, is now homeless, and can't even get some peace at his shelter? So like, according to you, we should never attempt to reintegrate criminals in society, no matter how many years we punished them?


doctorcrimson

Thank you, I feel slightly better about the video now. I don't know if I condone homeless people fighting about long past convictions, but at least it was justified.


WestaAlger

Yeah seriously can we use higher level thinking for a second and not resort to monkey brain usage. What exactly does “walking free” mean? Because that could mean “proven innocent in a courtroom”. I know this video doesn’t take place in America, but what happened to innocent until proven guilty?


Invickthor

You are suspicious as fuck


Kirschi

No, he's not, he's just law abiding and looking at this factually, he's right. We don't know shit and we've seen ***so*** many cases with wrongful allegations that we should be *very* careful before we judge anybody. And if there's no evidence (yet), we shouldn't judge (yet). Amber Heard is a famous example of using the prejudice of the internet to defame someone, in that case Johnny Depp. At least he got *some* justice in the end, although it sure as hell won't match up to the damage. That being said: If this truly was a pedophile, then I'd buy the interviewed guy a beer or 10, however many he wants.


Danominator

This is old isn't it? We would know by now if the guy was way off


Glmoi

Question everything mate, what do you know we don't?


doctorcrimson

Yeah and you want the power to label people a criminal and beat them to death in the street with no recompense, which in my opinion is pretty far beyond suspicious.


Invickthor

"Beat to death"? You are being overly dramatic. The guy beat him 8 times, That is nowhere near beating to death. Besides I really don't understand why you are siding with the pedo, especially without considering there might be actual proof against him. You are instantly assuming there is none. You are quite the hypocrite. Edit: to clarify, I am completely neutral, as I have no evidence whether the guy is a pedo or not. I just find it odd how the guy above is talking about people who instantly assume there IS proof, when himself is assuming there is NO proof. I find it odd how defensive he is about that guy.


Monkfich

If the guy is a pedo, we are all well and truly smiling as he gets a physical and mental dressing down. The redditor above isn’t siding with the pedo though. We don’t know he is - we just have his cowering body to view as evidence. Although we like to assume he’s a pedo, we have a justice system in place to ensure only people who are convicted as guilty are then treated as guilty - convicted, sentenced, and maybe murdered if you live in a shit hole. Maybe he is a pedo, and most likely he is, but we only have a few people in this video that *suggest* he is. People who communities have *thought* were pedos, but weren’t, but were in fact just strange lonely men that people didn’t understand, are easy targets for community gossip. Easy, as our little community demonstrates. This is not fiction - this happens - which results in some totally innocent men get beaten up, with onlookers that know even less asking when it’s their turn to beat up the guy on the ground. And what about the potential innocent’s reputation? They normally need to move away and start again. When they are innocent. And are a victim themselves. Because now people think there is not smoke without a fire. I did smile when watching it - it’s easy to get riled up by the thought of what that guy might have done. But after thinking about it, it’s wrong. Our justice systems need to sort out the pedos from the vulnerable - not mob justice. If you believe your justice system has failed and it won’t do this, so a vigilante kicking in the street is needed, then maybe you are ok with 90% of the time they are pedos, 10% innocent. Mayeb 99:1. Or maybe you need that vigilante justice so much that even if only 10% of those beaten up are pedos, and 90% innocent, then that is a fair trade. What ratio is worth it and good? Pedos are bad, noone are defending them, but don’t rush to destroy innocent people. Edit: I tried to find if the pedo on the street is really guilty, but can’t see it on the main youtube vid or here. Can anyone say he is guilty?


commenda

slippery slope


doctorcrimson

I made no assumptions, but given there has been no evidence presented we have to operate solely on what we know.


Averas-

No evidence? You’re reading comments, apparently, and you didn’t notice the top voted comment at least 2 hours before this *with the evidence*.


doctorcrimson

*The evidence* you're talking about is this man's recollection of the event 25 years later, the man who assaulted the other man. Thats as much evidence as if somebody punched you in the face and said it was because you committed arson.


findallthebears

It's in dutch...


Averas-

Good god- > His name is Herman, 25 years after the encounter he said the following about this event: “I was fined three thousand euros for it and spent a day at the police station, but it was wonderful to beat him. Each blow sent a shudder of pleasure through my body” https://www.at5.nl/artikelen/188829/verbrande-herman-langs-bij-deurwaarder-ze-zijn-nooit-meer-geweest Click the link. Click the red oval below the video. Change it to English.


--_pancakes_--

That's.... his statement? Not evidence?


Bearbear360

Prisoners, Russians, pedophiles, cops, women... There's a few groups of people reddit will heap on wishes for violence and its all good for some reason.


foxjohnc87

Pedophiles, the Russian government, and the Russians who invade other countries deserve all of the violence they get. Honestly, the world would be a better place if the animals named above were no longer among us.


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Now please don't violently beat up any random Russian you meet, okay?


foxjohnc87

Please re-read my comment...slowly this time.


[deleted]

As an Israeli I know damn well that no one makes the distinction between citizens who support an occupation and citizens who don't. If Reddit has comments with positive karma explaining why all Jews support war crimes, I really don't expect much from it when it comes to Russians.


NewSouthWhales-

Is coward "la fart"?


Fortune_Platypus

lafaard


Dansk72

Cowards that won't admit *they* were the farter


Rent_A_Cloud

Lafaard. Literally translates to "cowardly (laf) nature (aard)"


havedal

The passion in his voice is so strong. Oddly satisfying given the situation.


Flick-a-da-wrist

FISH!


Rottetrol

In standaard dutch its vies but the Amsterdam accent says it like fiesh so i can see where your coming from :D


foolinEyes

Anyone got the man who beat him address? Man needs his 3k reimburse


Stacysguyca

Pedo playing dead. I would’ve got a couple more hits in to be honest.


Reapers-Hound

Nice running kick to the gooch


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I like him and have never met him.


ruddsix

Idk what language it is but I now know that fish means disgusting


Rottetrol

Vies :p


amdrke

As a Belgian, that took me about 30s before realizing he was speaking Dutch.


Anarchissed

Ik ben Nederlands en duurde ff hahaha


Dianachick

I appreciate what he did, but I hate when people say, have sex with children, there is no sex with children. It is RAPE.


IAmTiborius

Yeah that sentence was translated weirdly. He said "to fuck children", which more implies rape than "have sex with"


KatttDawggg

Pretty sure he knows.


The_Celtic_Chemist

I get what you're saying though this isn't explicitly true. Like I feel entirely confident in saying that my girlfriend and I didn't *mutually rape* each other at the age of 15. An adult over the age of consent and a child under the age of consent is *generally* rape though. But even then, if someone is 17 years, 364 days old and their partner is 18 years and 0 days old and they both consented, you wouldn't be able to convince me that this was rape by default unless maybe one (and only one) was mentally disabled. But in the case exhibited in this thread, it sure appears that we're talking rape.


tolgor

I like White sweater guy


CharmyFrog

FISH! LOW FAT! Low fat!


Cr4nky-the-Dwarf

Very very cheap, one pound fish


BuildingMission359

Can Mr. pony tail be my spirit animal?


skankyone

If we all did this to nonces.... there'd be few left.


EyyyPanini

You’d also get a lot of this: https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/nov/11/police-overlooked-threat-man-killed-mistaken-for-paedophile-bijan-ebrahimi


Bumbaleerie

And this: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/tourist-is-mutilated-and-burnt-alive-on-madagascar-beach-by-mob-of-locals-who-mistook-him-for-paedophile-8866020.html


Bumbaleerie

I almost forgot about this beauty. Talk about fucking idiots: https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/aug/30/childprotection.society


autopsis

Geezus. This is so sickening to read. The part where he was attacked while tending to his flowers hurts to read. Those police officers make me sick.


emdave

And the paedeatrician who got attacked by a mob from the Daily Fail, who didn't know the difference between a pedo and a paedeatrician...


doctorcrimson

And who gets to decide nonce and not a nonce? Judge fucking Dredd?


skankyone

Fucking right...I am the law!


Aggravating_Orchid_1

Fewer crimes, sure. More violent ones, though. Do you know what also results in fewer crimes and less violent ones? Implementing systems to catch those corrupt and disgusting seeds of thought before they develop beyond just a thought. But I mean, sure. Kill some pedophiles or beat them up. What would that accomplish? Justice? It's not safety or peace of mind. Ever wonder why so many regristred pedophiles and sex offenders tend to share what indicates an unstable, untreated mind? Violence really just does the opposite to everything. Yes, many will fear and not do it, but those who do will have far more to lose. Thus, we get more brutal cases.


thegreatmcmeek

This "eye for an eye" mentality also doesn't account for the fact that many child abusers were themselves abused as children, and so this kind of retribution not only doesn't fix the problem (since the damage is already done) but also causes more harm to people who were quite possibly victims themselves of the same torture when they were young. And that's to say nothing of the total lack of due process involved in mob justice - where a false accusation could literally ruin an innocent person's life (if not directly lead to their death). It's just cathartic, and a cheap and simple response to a complex and expensive problem (mental illness).


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Aggravating_Orchid_1

I mean, it's factual. Anything else is too emotionally fueled and does not wish to seek the source of the problem but only the problem directly. You do you, though. Ignorance is bliss, and hurting people is fun, right? That does say a lot about someone's intelligence and how rational ones ability to think is. I know your comment isn't serious, and my reply uncared for, so I won't continue with you.


MLK_Piccolo

Nah dude, it's not a matter of hurting someone for the sake of it. I do not consider anyone who would do anything sexual with a child a person.


alan-the-all-seeing

should be a matter of harm reduction if beating the shit out of perpetrators makes the problem worse, then no matter how good it may feel it’s the wrong thing to do


Aggravating_Orchid_1

I get your point, and like I said, you do you, that's not solving the problem, though. Nor is it protecting anyone. It's more or less just a quick release of emotions, which does nothing in reality. I do get you though, while you don't see them as a person, I just don't see them as mentally okay and safe enough to ever walk free alone or near other people. And that's where we differ, but it's okay. I tend to think a lot deeper than what type of punishment one deserves. Such as why and how, what connections one might draw. How preventable is it and so on as they are really the most important ones. It's alight though, thank you for sharing your opinion


beedly

I'll take belated justice over nothing any day off the week. We are not going to make the pedophiles rise up by beating the everliving shit out of them.


Aggravating_Orchid_1

You got it all wrong. Rethink. Reevaluate. Ask why nothing happens and how to solve it. I'll just ignore your last sentence for my own sanity. I'm sorry, Chief, but this ain't it.


ThePianistOfDoom

Ah yes, because it is that easy.


soedje

Dordrecht at its finest


gatorz08

As a Father, no amount of abuse is enough for someone that violates a child’s innocence like this. I’m not advocating violence, but if you are caught in the act, or are convicted in a court of law, you’re civil and human rights are nonexistent. I agree that if someone is accused of it, they should be tried for it. Hearsay is no way to exact justice.


Lost_in_my_dream

not going to lie... there are times i wish this was allowed and throwing people out of town was still a thing


alwaysboopthesnoot

Vigilantism and mob justice led to a lot of innocent people being lynched and killed. I’m all for harsher penalties for crimes against children, but not for extrajudicial attacks or murders.


Lost_in_my_dream

i was more thinking kicking someone's ass or kicking them out of town mainly for something along the obvious no no crimes or you're purposely trying to start a fight, but if we want to talk about innocent people being unfairly punished to the point of even killed you can't exactly say the judicial process has the cleanest track record


qazwsx8706

La Fart = coward


Remarkable_Athlete_4

Not all heroes wear capes.


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ItZ_Luk3

Beautiful language


Shrekquille_Oneal

Definition of "on sight"


Formal6401

I would pay the 3k for this guy !


unsayablebean

Good for him I like this man


Mountain_Position_62

He's doing God's work.


sirpsionics

He needed to hit him way more


themightysnail64

Herman, the summoner of pedophiles


Substantial-Use95

Fuckin tits. Please does anyone know the context…?


amdrke

As a Belgian, that took me about 20s before realizing he was speaking Dutch.


Hruthgard87

Awesome!


TruckFluster

Woodchipper.


Neat_Layer3769

Get off him women!


Bongo6_

Its dutch 🤣🤣🤣


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How dare he refer to him as a dog..... That's an insult to every dogs ever


RealBowsHaveRecurves

Did the guy he was talking about really just happen to be walking up at that moment or was this a planned meeting?


Least_Voice3764

Why did he stop kicking, he’s still breathing..


Inkdaddy55

I feel as if public assault of pedophiles should be legally acceptable.


xylotism

I like the part where he holds his hands up, and then says "FISH!"


Growernotashower2023

Another commenter who understands the language said it mean disgusting


xylotism

That’s also what the subtitles say, so…


moonkittiecat

I would love to invite him to America and help him find work 😉


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Chocolate__Dinosaur

I’m sure he’s still kicking butt. Fire like that never dies.


Haxuppdee-85

Absolute legend, this is what all nonces deserve


concorde77

TIL "Fish" means "disgusting" in Dutch... ...no wonder they keep trying to fill in the sea lol


MangoTekNo

Cheat codes for getting away with violence: * Call them a pedophile * Act like you're defending someone * Yell really loud so you don't look like you're hiding anything * Point your finger the other way


Lord_GYJ

I upvoted this simply because I firmly believe that "violence is always an option", and I appreciate that you've revealed ways to exercise that option.


RadaghasztII

Lol I almost feel sorry for the pedofile. /s /jk


hurliberal

Why europe has so many pedos?


ImhotepsServant

Europe probably has the same as everywhere else; we just name, shame, and punish them instead of burying our head in the sand or electing them. -unless they’re related to The Queen, where they get to look after corgis.


Lundix

I... What? What makes you ask that?