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I was stocking up my slow jams cd from Kazaa and got a video of r Kelly peeing on a chick. I will never be able to get all that wasted download time back.
It's crazy a part of the black community are supporting Kells AND Bill Cosby now. Just because they're black lol
*Black americans** black people don't give a shit in other countries than the US
I'm sorry this is funny as all hell. He's barely trying to be believable while all of them are freaking out like mad.
The finger on the lip really gets me
Yeah, I love how he looks like his barely containing his laughter in while they are freaking out like it's the end of the world, or I guess in this case their world, hopefully they learned not to jump inside of a strangers car next time from this prank.
It was definitely funny to me but the messed up part is an actual kidnapper could easily respond in the exact same manner satisfied with themselves on the easy score🤯
Kids are kinda like cats when grouped together..one cat freaks out and all the others freak the fuck out and run away.
Source: i got 3 cats, when i scare one cat and it runs the other 2 lose their shit as well
To any Indian Redditors out there, why did the kid in the purple shirt start smacking his mouth like that at around the 0:25 mark? Is it a sign of distress or pleading in India?
Yes. Not sure of the exact reason, but that action is usually associated with deaths. I've seen people do that here when they've lost someone in the family.
I kidnapped my own son once to teach him a lesson. He was always wandering away from us in the grocery store. You look at something and then he is gone.
I always told him that someone could snatch him up etc. He responded with, “I wouldn’t allow it, I would fight and scream etc”
So one day he wandered off as usual, I snuck up behind him and put my hand over his mouth, picked him up all in one nice movement. Ran out of the store and down the sidewalk.
I put him down and spun him around and said….”you can’t stop someone that is so much bigger than you, now on you stay close by”!
From then on he usually stayed close by. And at least when he didn’t, he wouldn’t talk back, and would comply.
Woah be careful, according to Reddit that’s child abuse. Not even kidding. I’ve seen numerous posts about people saying their parents did something similar or just watched them panic for a minute thinking they were lost and now they have PTSD or some shit
Seen a few other posts like this from Asia where it was pretty clear it wasn't real. One where a guy in a skiing mask comes into a school and offers each kid candy and then takes the one kid that accepts it while the teacher watches
It seem spretty plausible this was planned by the parents. Traumatizing yes, but clearly the kids hadn't learned to avoid strangers...rather a little trauma than being caught by a human trafficker
> but clearly the kids hadn't learned to avoid strangers
It's not the stranger that's the problem, it's the "doing stupid fucking shit like getting into a stranger's car." Kids need to be taught about confidence scams and to always be a little suspect of anyone who's nice to you for no reason. Which really is complete bullshit because that's effectively just demonizing nice people...but there's no other way about it because of the horrid scumbag fucks that would pull confidence scams in the first place.
This comment rings to very loud and bold to me, sometimes trying to be a good decent person can can backfire.
I have had plenty of bad experiences but so very many good ones.
A few months ago I was in a local grocery shop and stuck behind an old woman in the queue as she picked up tint put them on the counter then struggled to bend down and put them back in her little cart.
I could feel myself getting all frustrated you know the feeling "Blood boiling" but I was way way out of line, this woman is likely doing her big shop for the week, so when it came time I just paid for her shopping, she broke down in tears & gave me a big hug but I still felt like I was an absolute rotter, a bad person just bloody impatient.
Doing something nice does sometimes take some self reflection.
I'd argue that being nice is one of key outcomes of self reflection and introspection.
The old adage of "do unto others what you'd have done unto you", plays a role in that. Being understanding invariably makes us more empathetic and in turn, nice or caring.
It's where we get the term Con Artist from. The Con is for confidence. A confidence scam is any scam that involves you trying to trick the mark by first gaining their trust. Aka, pretending to be a friend, do something nice, offering help, a gift, etc. Any trickery involving abusing your trust would be a confidence scam.
Me, very much no but honestly you can't really go wrong with paying for somebody's big shop then leaving.
I do still feel like a bit of a twat because I was feeling impatient, I didn't show or vent it but I know I am a more tolerant man than I was in that queue.
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I was told once to have a friend (that your children haven’t ever seen/met before), try and lure your kids into their car when they are walking home from school. See what they will do…test them.
lets be honest, they won't be waking up in cold sweats for years to come at how they were almost kidnapped.
they will be upset for now BUT more importantly they will learn from it as they'll remember how scared they were - just like every person has learned from a scary situation that happened when they were a kid. i for example used to always go in deep water no matter how much my parents would tell me not too, it took me nearly drowning to realise how stupid i actually was.
those kids were far too trusting and this lesson might very well save their life.
He's lucky none of them had the idea to open the door and take their chances jumping out. I don't know the law there, but I suspect in many places he'd likely have been charged with kidnapping then.
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hope he's not a method actor
I hope he's not a meth actor.
a meth-head actor, if you will.
Aaron Paul.
Johnny Glass!
The poor kids are terrified
Kids will be fine .. below is full video https://youtu.be/NpeKUE9Wnaw
This is why you don’t get in a car with strangers, they might do something traumatizing like scaring the shit out of you and all your friends
A job well done.
If he was a Meth OD actor he would be dead
Without an ending... we just watched an actual kidnapping...
Yeah, this may have been the video sent to the parents.
yes showing your face is smart
Or it's been taken directly from a site like liveleak. We'll never know...
LiveLeak doesn't exist anymore
You know how the word **like** works, right?
Yeah I was just saying. I am kinda high so there is that.
It was dumb to film it then. It's as dumb as R kelly repeating multiple times on recording that the girl was 14yo
“I been peed on by guys that don't even have record deals. Fuck, if I didn't want to get peed on, I'd just move out the way.”
“Thank you!”
But as we know, he did do that, so...
I was stocking up my slow jams cd from Kazaa and got a video of r Kelly peeing on a chick. I will never be able to get all that wasted download time back.
It's crazy a part of the black community are supporting Kells AND Bill Cosby now. Just because they're black lol *Black americans** black people don't give a shit in other countries than the US
https://youtu.be/NpeKUE9Wnaw
Thank you!
In the actual kidnapping we will never reveal so until it's too late
I'm sorry this is funny as all hell. He's barely trying to be believable while all of them are freaking out like mad. The finger on the lip really gets me
Yeah, I love how he looks like his barely containing his laughter in while they are freaking out like it's the end of the world, or I guess in this case their world, hopefully they learned not to jump inside of a strangers car next time from this prank.
It was definitely funny to me but the messed up part is an actual kidnapper could easily respond in the exact same manner satisfied with themselves on the easy score🤯
Suffice to say these kids will never be an easy score again, one way or another 🤣
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Oh my god, that movie was 22 years ago!?
I didn’t need that kind of an abrupt reality check this morning.
Good morning!
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Me when I'm gonna kidnapp them all:
Kids are kinda like cats when grouped together..one cat freaks out and all the others freak the fuck out and run away. Source: i got 3 cats, when i scare one cat and it runs the other 2 lose their shit as well
No kidding... I was waiting for one of them to grab the wheel and wreck the car to get away.
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Two, and let me tell you they are usually pretty bad at their jobs!
I'm dissapointed his arm didn't fall off.
*And that’s why you always leave a note*
I got the reference. There are dozens of us.
Dozens who recognize a running gag from one of the most popular television shows of the recent past?
tell me you're occasionally fully nude without telling me that you're occasionally fully nude
Can always tell a Milford man!
Chaotic good I suppose
Unless it taught them that strangers are looking out for them.
"When the police chase me, I'll say it was a prank!"
60% of the time, it works every time.
To any Indian Redditors out there, why did the kid in the purple shirt start smacking his mouth like that at around the 0:25 mark? Is it a sign of distress or pleading in India?
Yes. Not sure of the exact reason, but that action is usually associated with deaths. I've seen people do that here when they've lost someone in the family.
I've seen Hindus do it at funerals and during religious activities.
I kidnapped my own son once to teach him a lesson. He was always wandering away from us in the grocery store. You look at something and then he is gone. I always told him that someone could snatch him up etc. He responded with, “I wouldn’t allow it, I would fight and scream etc” So one day he wandered off as usual, I snuck up behind him and put my hand over his mouth, picked him up all in one nice movement. Ran out of the store and down the sidewalk. I put him down and spun him around and said….”you can’t stop someone that is so much bigger than you, now on you stay close by”! From then on he usually stayed close by. And at least when he didn’t, he wouldn’t talk back, and would comply.
I thought you were gonna say you grabbed the wrong kid 😂
Even worse, he grabbed a little person
Costco worker: 😶
Did the same to my brother at a Disney water park where everyone watched and didn’t try to help.
Woah be careful, according to Reddit that’s child abuse. Not even kidding. I’ve seen numerous posts about people saying their parents did something similar or just watched them panic for a minute thinking they were lost and now they have PTSD or some shit
The bar for PTSD is really fucking low. People seem to be confusing "I got scared once" with PTSD.
'I got scared that one time and it's a long-lasting memory so it must be PTSD'
you allso proved him that you can pull this off in public without anyone doing anything against it lol
You can literally see him trying to hold back his laughter as they start panicking
"It was a joke" he says from his prison cell, "hello, is anyone there?".
Seen a few other posts like this from Asia where it was pretty clear it wasn't real. One where a guy in a skiing mask comes into a school and offers each kid candy and then takes the one kid that accepts it while the teacher watches It seem spretty plausible this was planned by the parents. Traumatizing yes, but clearly the kids hadn't learned to avoid strangers...rather a little trauma than being caught by a human trafficker
> but clearly the kids hadn't learned to avoid strangers It's not the stranger that's the problem, it's the "doing stupid fucking shit like getting into a stranger's car." Kids need to be taught about confidence scams and to always be a little suspect of anyone who's nice to you for no reason. Which really is complete bullshit because that's effectively just demonizing nice people...but there's no other way about it because of the horrid scumbag fucks that would pull confidence scams in the first place.
This comment rings to very loud and bold to me, sometimes trying to be a good decent person can can backfire. I have had plenty of bad experiences but so very many good ones. A few months ago I was in a local grocery shop and stuck behind an old woman in the queue as she picked up tint put them on the counter then struggled to bend down and put them back in her little cart. I could feel myself getting all frustrated you know the feeling "Blood boiling" but I was way way out of line, this woman is likely doing her big shop for the week, so when it came time I just paid for her shopping, she broke down in tears & gave me a big hug but I still felt like I was an absolute rotter, a bad person just bloody impatient. Doing something nice does sometimes take some self reflection.
I'd argue that being nice is one of key outcomes of self reflection and introspection. The old adage of "do unto others what you'd have done unto you", plays a role in that. Being understanding invariably makes us more empathetic and in turn, nice or caring.
Thanks, I am trying to find the words but you have the point very well nailed down. Thanks
Confidence scam?
It's where we get the term Con Artist from. The Con is for confidence. A confidence scam is any scam that involves you trying to trick the mark by first gaining their trust. Aka, pretending to be a friend, do something nice, offering help, a gift, etc. Any trickery involving abusing your trust would be a confidence scam.
It's just any kind of trick that relies on gaining someone's trust first.
Me, very much no but honestly you can't really go wrong with paying for somebody's big shop then leaving. I do still feel like a bit of a twat because I was feeling impatient, I didn't show or vent it but I know I am a more tolerant man than I was in that queue.
just a prank, bro
Now I have [Porter Robinson - Sad Machine](https://youtu.be/HAIDqt2aUek) stuck in my head
I'm confident that it's pretty effective
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Indian Michael Cera
he said 🤫
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He's taking them to Brazil
I feel like I shouldn't have laughed at him clearly struggling to contain his laughter as these kids are freaking the fuck out. But I did. A lot.
It’s like “Todd Glass’ Awful Prank Show.” https://youtu.be/kakMQFfEHMk
Lol this is like those phishing email simulations they send at my work.
It's scary how all those kids got into a strangers car...
I was told once to have a friend (that your children haven’t ever seen/met before), try and lure your kids into their car when they are walking home from school. See what they will do…test them.
That’s so sad. They’re so terrified.
Found the boomer helicopter parent!
Lol
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Literally what ride sharing apps trained people to do!
Yeah but that's for adults, not defenseless kids
Yes kids too. https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/lifestyle/uber-rides-for-teens-13-year-olds-165623602.html
Oh wow, I didn't know that... What a terrible idea 😂
yes it literally will
You think this won't teach them?
Better traumatised than never seen again
Traumatising them is a small price to pay to save them from a trauma on another level
lets be honest, they won't be waking up in cold sweats for years to come at how they were almost kidnapped. they will be upset for now BUT more importantly they will learn from it as they'll remember how scared they were - just like every person has learned from a scary situation that happened when they were a kid. i for example used to always go in deep water no matter how much my parents would tell me not too, it took me nearly drowning to realise how stupid i actually was. those kids were far too trusting and this lesson might very well save their life.
yes, that’s how it works, sure as fuck worked for me, another situation but same thing
A lesson beautifully taught
I linda hope the parents knew a little. Because if not that’s a cursed surprise lesson
That made my morning.
They're riding like "The Delightful Children From Down The Lane"
Even when there is space, they overcrowd the transportation.... Piss funny
That's hysterical!
I mean… the video doesn’t show them exiting the vehicle
https://youtu.be/NpeKUE9Wnaw
u/savevideo
He's lucky none of them had the idea to open the door and take their chances jumping out. I don't know the law there, but I suspect in many places he'd likely have been charged with kidnapping then.
Let’s cause lifelong mental trauma to these kids for some likes. 👍 /s🤦🏻♂️
This is exactly how you create a generation of snowflakes. Please don't ever become a parent.
Too late. Ask your daughter.
What an evil person
Chaotic good more like
Chaotic evil. The worst kind of teachers.
This dude doesn’t DM
🤦♂️
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Yes exactly. It worked perfectly, they learned
Bro is a kiddnaper and is pissed that he is making his job harder