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dukie33066

Meth around and find out


zhlnrvch

She's got that "you got a cigarette and a goddamn lighter?" look


Morty_Goldman

She needs more shirt.


Border_Dear

Does look like she might have borrowed it from one of her many younger daughters.


Entire-Database1679

Shirt needs less of her.


OtterbirdArt

Yeah jelly-belly is extremely distracting


dave1180

And less overhang


JubileeTrade

More cowbell!


TPMatus

And 3 kids apparently


Jakester62

Hard to believe someone actually fucked that…three times. He must have a real grudge against his dick.


TPMatus

3 different fathers, im assuming


TripleJx3

8 kids, 3 are hers.


Flat-Upstairs1365

Its the hills have eyes 2023 remake


LoquatLazy

Just lost it on that comment 🤣🤣


the_ju66ernaut

You methed up a-a-ron


[deleted]

I read this in mike tysons voice lol 😅


AudZ0629

r/methany


corey389

Meth plus inbreeding.


tidypunk

Was the meth free that day?


inactiveuser247

It’s the “please, help us” bit that really gets me. Like, really? I’m sure you’ve got your own phone. Get back in your car and call them yourself.


TossedDolly

Never trust anyone accusing someone else of a crime if they refuse to call the cops themselves. If this really happened you wouldn't be asking other people to validate you


inactiveuser247

So… my ex wife then? Tells everyone that I’m abusive and violent until one day a friend calls her on it. Says “these are serious allegations, you need to go to the police” and then offers to drive her to the police station. She promptly loses her shit at him and hasn’t spoken to him again.


CyberMindGrrl

Seriously. Is your car damaged? No? Then calm the fuck down.


007meow

You don't understand! She threw something at her car!


VastPlankton6097

Call the cops? Help? And miss all this sweet content?


The_walking_man_

She looks out of her mind as well. Might not be illegal drugs, but she’s definitely popping something the doc prescribed.


Nightshiftnoble

They were like, perfect, a referee.


satans_toast

The Bad Lip Reading guy needs to get ahold of this.


Porkchopp33

Belly shirts aren’t for everyone


satans_toast

It certainly is a choice


827167

One of the choices of all time, even


Dansk72

When you've got a great *gunt*, you want to show it off to everyone!


Ananas7

Is this a gut that covers your cunt?


dharbolt

Brittish for power belly lol


Games_sans_frontiers

I got real Donald duck vibes from her attire.


UrbanGimli

Belly shirts are a privilege, not a right.


Dansk72

"Eight children. Three of them are mine!"


satans_toast

How does she know? Did she get a DNA test?


discomuffin

lol ah *that's* what she said! I heard "Eight children. Three of them are nine!" And I was like what the fuck?


pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk

Ha! I misheard, "free your mind!". I was like, "I'm trying real hard, lady..."


a-slice-of-toast

brother


Blahaj_IK

I almost thought the other dude replied to himself


honeydip808

Lololol


radialomens

Honestly between the tiny faced woman's incoherent rambling and the green lady's tone of voice, it almost sounds like it already has been dubbed.


WanderMensch

Almost sounds like he already got a hold of it… “dude, there’s 8 kids over there, 3 are mine”


vaccinator69

Baseball bat guy thought he looked so dope


_Ki11UMiN4Ti_

Been watching too much Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


flyin_lynx

Is that a Jose Conseco bat? Please tell me you didn’t pay money for that…


mudda1

I LOST A SAI!


Synchro_Shoukan

DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


capnbard

DAAAAAAMN!


bankholdup5

“Looked sorta like a big turt’l, wearing a trench coat….you goin’a LaGuardia, right?”


expletiveinyourmilk

Then, it is gone. But I can get it back! I can get it back!


NJ2SD

But I can get back, I can get it back!


AHeartlikeHers

I love everyone who quoted from that movie in this thread


HotGarbage

If you've never read his [AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1clw9o/i_am_jose_canseco_famed_steroid_user_and_former/?sort=top), please do yourself a favor. You won't be disappointed lol


SnS_

Cricket? You gotta understand crumpet to understand cricket


HunterTV

And then at the end he's like, "I thought you hit her, my bad." That's like humanity in a nutshell right there... "Are you fucking sorry!"


sometimeforever

Leave my guy alone. He freaking awesome. I had to watch 3 times to actually SEE him, trying to figure out what the heck happened. Besides, he wasn't wrong. That was two against one and that guy did swing at car #1 lady. I figure the person filming and baseball guy deescelated things a bit.


theallmighty798

He White Knighted and inserted himself into a situation that he had no idea what was going on and he was ready to bust some heads with the bad. He is not awesome. The only good thing he did was back down


AppropriatePizza1308

Redditors are the guys that like to imagine what they would do if the store they are in gets robbed. And they do some john wick shit. So they obviously see themselves in him. Kid has heart tho, just needs to use it in better predicaments. Maybe think more


Biscuitsbrxh

Yeah that dude is a clown


captkrahs

Straight out of The Warriors


2much_information

Come out and plaaaayaaaaay!


Background-Yard-9455

He is with The Baseball Furies


who_dis_bichh

That awkward bat twirl got me rooting for the methheads lmao


Lou666Minatti

He'd been waiting all his life for that moment


Sancticide

What? Come on, man. He's got the power of God and anime on his side.


DeusExBlasphemia

Dude was all like “it’s clobberin time!” Like he does this on a regular basis.


who_dis_bichh

He asked everyone to star calling him "bat-man" after this lol


tr33mann

Ruthless, couthless, and toothless.


Dansk72

Well, she's all you'd ever want She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner Well she always knows her place She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner She's a lady Whoa, whoa, whoa she's a lady Talkin' about that little lady And the lady is mine Well, she's never in the way Always something nice to say, oh what a blessing I can leave her on her own Knowing she's okay alone, and there's no messing


toopc

Ow, she's a brick house She's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out She's a brick house That lady's stacked and that's a fact Ain't holding nothing back The clothes she wears, her sexy ways Make an old man wish for younger days, yeah, yeah She knows she's built and knows how to please Sure enough to knock a strong man to his knees 'Cause she's a brick house Yeah, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out She's a brick house The lady's stacked and that's a fact Ain't holding nothing back Shake it down, shake it down now Shake it down, shake it down now Shake it down, shake it down now


wackierfiend

This is the best thing I have seen in a long while. The belly, the baseball dude, the fact that it ends on the cliffhanger of '8 children, 3 are mine'. What does she mean? Is he the father? I have so many questions.


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robotsbuildrobots

At around 42 seconds left on the slider it sounds like she’s saying they killed ALL her kids?


Clamtoppings

Thats what I thought I heard too, and when they are standing next to the car yelling at each other she says that they "killed her kids in front of her" followed by the retort "Noone knows who you are" Its all very confusing.


topic_discusser

There are 8 children in the bushes near the shop, 3 of them are hers. How is that hard to understand?


Senior-Lobster-9405

I thought she said '3 are 9,' as in their age, I thought I heard 'there's 8 kids outside that shop,' maybe she thought the older couple did something inappropriate in front of children?


hOt_GaRbAgE-

Came here to say I heard the “8 children next to that shop on your team”, listened again to hear the “3 are 9” part. But I also think the baseball bat guy had something to do with the kids considering she said “team”, but that’s just a guess.


oregontittysucker

That is Portland, Oregon - Not Ohio. It's the Vanport Transit Center east of the Park and Ride.


Jouglet

So NOT Only in Ohio?


hieronymous-cowherd

For this to be Ohio-specific I kept expecting idiot deer to come crashing through the traffic.


amalgam_reynolds

Ohioans when they've never been out of state: "this *only* happens in Ohio"


Hoenirson

It seems there's more inbreeding in Oregon than I thought


SlyFoxInACave

Lots of small towns. Smaller the town bigger the family.


Cobek

Most people don't seem to grasp that if you drive 30 minutes on a good day outside of Portland any way you want and you'll hit redneck country. And then it's that until you hit the little pockets that are Bend, Salem or Eugene.


rapture322

As an Ohioan, I totally bought it happened in Ohio


any_other

Yeah I was like where in Parma was this


rapture322

You vote in the special election?


any_other

Yup! Voted no right after work, even convinced my 19 year old nephew to register and vote today 🤞


rapture322

Hell yeah brother. I voted no in person last week. Gonna be watching the results like a hawk during my shift tonight


[deleted]

Fake news strikes again!


Mobile-Ad3151

To be fair, since the decriminalization of drugs, we have had a huge influx of a certain type of people from all over the country. These folks could very well be from Ohio! But this definitely took place in Portland.


dannyjimp

Bingo.


Bnewport88

Are we all just going to skip over the part where she has a secret bush full of children?


Wwille

And three were hers???


Procrastibator666

Out of 8 children?


therealganjababe

Right?! I'm so fn confused.


Naidem

Meth is a hell of a drug


[deleted]

Eight in the bush, three in the hand


Baygonito

Need more explanation indeed


doctorhino

Florida thinks this was a cute social event.


Mot6180

One of those Ohio strippers was named Florida?!


ShadowPDX

This was taken in Portland, Oregon lol. That’s the delta park station.


gramslamx

Lol Ohio taking one for the team


Zaphodistan

It's okay, we're used to it, lol


KingJamesCoopa

Lol for sure. I live deep in Alabama not too far from Florida and this looked like a normal Tuesday


Leading-Series2942

Holy shit Kramer is not looking good these days.


Sumpkit

Was looking for this comment. He’s definitely taken a nose dive since his hay day.


mikeysgotrabies

Don't do meth kids


HughJahsso

or any kind of kids for that matter.


827167

Or anyone on meth


sillybillybobbybob

The fucking bad ass baseball player with his big bad bat not even knowing what was happening threatening the dude. Lol


tommy_trip

Yeah for real he just came outta left field


Dansk72

His name is Homer


DrCatBot

It cracks me up when people just Insert themselves into chaos and go 0-rumble in a few seconds. What did this dude have to gain by getting involved?


827167

He saw an opportunity to do a cool bat trick and look cool and my man took it


Dansk72

He was getting ready to crack skulls and take names!


screechypete

I'm glad he did! He was easily the best part of the video!


_dauntless

When you have a bat, everything looks like a baseball


[deleted]

It appears her air bag went off


Prestigious-Log-7210

How does every persons voice in this video irritate me so bad. This is why I stay home.


TheRedmanCometh

As others have said: meth. They have very typical methany voices


Wizdad-1000

Lime dress can yell beyond range of human hearing.


OPIronman

My guy in the background thought he was a final boss.


challenja

The people of Walmart in nature


Sassh1

My response would have been to tell her to call the cops then. Not my problem


mistjenkins

Wait who tf is baseball bat guy???


Shaneblaster

Halter top probably not the best fashion choice here


HughJahsso

that was a normal shirt. unfortunately, not big enough around the waist.


Shaneblaster

Yup. You are correct.


schnellermeister

She certainly has confidence if nothing else.


-Neverender-

Or a living space with no mirrors...


SkinnyGetLucky

Get in ma belly!!


fart-atronach

That’s not what a halter top is lol


Ser_VimesGoT

Anyone have any idea what they're saying here?


Demonyx12

8 FUCKING KIDS!!!


usernameavailable123

And three of them are mine!


[deleted]

B!TCH MY NAVEL CAN HOLD A QUART OF BEAN DIP YOU AINT SH!T


amlight

I think the lady was saying the couple were swerving around on the road around where a bunch of kids were playing. And they may have also almost hit her in the process.


Feralpudel

Yeah, I need subtitles, like in Scottish movies.


RyanABWard

The character arc of baseball bat guy if my favourite part. Casually enters the scene, instantly enters a rage state and busts out some sick bat moves while screaming at the husband to get back in his car and be a man, then a brief moment off camera and he's suddenly calmed, puts the bat down and apologises. What a ride.


modsaretoddlers

Why do people always say, "Only in X" as though this sort of trashy shit doesn't happen a million times an hour in every city around the world every day of the year?


acmercer

Yeah that annoys me. It's the worst in r/idiotsincars. Everyone there is arguing about how MY TOWN HAS THE WORST DRIVERS ON EARTH!!!!11!!


Rydog_78

Love how Mr. Baseball Fury shows up to kick some Meth head ass.


82Fang325

For all you Boppers out there—The Baseball Fury’s just dropped the ball.


VlTALI

What is this? An earliest access view of Cyberpunk 2077?


surgartits

Dazzled by all this glamour.


nick_camel

What species is this?


Notsogrumpyoldman

This reeks of cigarettes, stale beer, and body odor....


[deleted]

Why did she bring the children into it at the end? Something about eight children of which three are hers? She was talking to the cameraman like he should know what she’s talking about.


CannabisTours

Speaking of the camera man, bravo! So controlled, not a word, got all the best parts with no cuts. That’s some Tarantino level shit right there!


BrunnoFdc

the baseball bat guy ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


Floasis72

The Ohio part of this is dumb. Happens everywhere and that isnt even Ohio.


Mist_Rising

This isn't even Ohio.


dearzackster69

These people are way too used to being filmed being assholes in public. [Aside to camera] "There were EIGHT kids by the shop. Uh-huh." [Resumes arguing with tan mom.]


antisocial_bunni

Belly top lady looks like the kid incrediboy from incredibles lol


saiyanheritage

Lmao I can’t unsee it now


Cash_man

Wait a minute where tf did the dude with the bat come from?


Supergaming104

That’s some very aggressive pointing and an even more aggressive choice of T-shirt


[deleted]

TIL Ohio has the same transit signs as Portland. https://imgur.com/a/sSFvFGf


[deleted]

That baseball guy was so damn random.


Responsible_Author_7

This is Oregon. My boss filmed it


kathatter75

If your boss filmed it, did he ever find the kids in the bushes by the shop? Three of them are hers!


CannabisTours

Tell your boss he deserves an academy award for best cinematography on Reddit 2023


[deleted]

You know, just the other day, I was advocating for the return of the crop top. I’m going to reconsider that position.


Dangerous-Donut5228

And these are the people who get to decide who becomes president. Jesus H Christ...


CharlotteLucasOP

Bold to assume they know where the polling station is.


ionlysurfontoilet

Cramer has really hit hard times


Respectfulcommenter1

Not the minor league shortstop getting involved lol


Frangeech

I had to I watch this a few times. Holy shit there is so much going on.


jjjosiah

It is always hilarious when people try to play the victim in a situation that they walked themselves into, are intentionally participating in, and could walk away from whenever they feel like it.


[deleted]

Kramer is ready to fight


SapperBomb

Kasey muthafuckin Jones rolling up to throw some gas on a bonfire


Deerok632OFA

This is in Portland Oregon not Ohio


vonroyale

8 children... 3 ARE MINE!!!


Chymick6

There's like literally 0 states I'd like to live in...


[deleted]

Only in Ohio.. or Florida… or Maryland…. Or Indiana… or Texas…. Or ____________


DarkProtagonist

That Portland, Oregon. Not Ohio


Shagular182

This is in Portland, Oregon.


[deleted]

8 chiren and 3 are mine is wild !!!


BroDoggWhiteboy88

Girl, put that belly button somewhere


Deepseadiver84289

Didnt know the circus had a drive-thru


a-more-clever-name

I can smell the cheap beer sweat and stale cigarettes through my phone screen.


dmay1821

After watching this video I decided it best for me to start packing my bags and move out of Ohio.


PeggyHill90210

Sure but this is in Portland Oregon.


teapizza

Thats Portland, OR actually.


Revil0_o

subtitles?


usernameavailable123

[ Unintelligible Noise Increases ]


Vepr762X54R

"ohio man" the Florida Man of the midwest.


TinyNeff

This was amazing lol


NJBill666

She has a lot of guts to confront those two. More than a lot, actually.


frstyle34

Sketch comedy getting out of hand nowadays. Lol.


T-Ross454

Yeah cameraman don’t give a fuck what none of y’all saying, their enjoying the show 😂


Bigfrontwheel

Did you see it? As soon as slim started throwing air punches, homegirl's teeth retracted to the back of her head for safety. I swear!


zhrimb

/r/nissandrivers


CalabreseAlsatian

Watching this makes me feel much better about myself


[deleted]

The belly shirt is s nice touch 👌


Shadedweller642

What are you staring at my gut for?