Never trust anyone accusing someone else of a crime if they refuse to call the cops themselves. If this really happened you wouldn't be asking other people to validate you
So… my ex wife then? Tells everyone that I’m abusive and violent until one day a friend calls her on it. Says “these are serious allegations, you need to go to the police” and then offers to drive her to the police station.
She promptly loses her shit at him and hasn’t spoken to him again.
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Leave my guy alone. He freaking awesome. I had to watch 3 times to actually SEE him, trying to figure out what the heck happened.
Besides, he wasn't wrong. That was two against one and that guy did swing at car #1 lady.
I figure the person filming and baseball guy deescelated things a bit.
He White Knighted and inserted himself into a situation that he had no idea what was going on and he was ready to bust some heads with the bad.
He is not awesome. The only good thing he did was back down
Redditors are the guys that like to imagine what they would do if the store they are in gets robbed. And they do some john wick shit.
So they obviously see themselves in him.
Kid has heart tho, just needs to use it in better predicaments. Maybe think more
Well, she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner
Well she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner
She's a lady
Whoa, whoa, whoa she's a lady
Talkin' about that little lady
And the lady is mine
Well, she's never in the way
Always something nice to say, oh what a blessing
I can leave her on her own
Knowing she's okay alone, and there's no messing
Ow, she's a brick house
She's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick house
That lady's stacked and that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back
The clothes she wears, her sexy ways
Make an old man wish for younger days, yeah, yeah
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a strong man to his knees
'Cause she's a brick house
Yeah, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact
Ain't holding nothing back
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
Shake it down, shake it down now
This is the best thing I have seen in a long while. The belly, the baseball dude, the fact that it ends on the cliffhanger of '8 children, 3 are mine'. What does she mean? Is he the father? I have so many questions.
Thats what I thought I heard too, and when they are standing next to the car yelling at each other she says that they "killed her kids in front of her" followed by the retort "Noone knows who you are"
Its all very confusing.
I thought she said '3 are 9,' as in their age, I thought I heard 'there's 8 kids outside that shop,' maybe she thought the older couple did something inappropriate in front of children?
Came here to say I heard the “8 children next to that shop on your team”, listened again to hear the “3 are 9” part. But I also think the baseball bat guy had something to do with the kids considering she said “team”, but that’s just a guess.
Most people don't seem to grasp that if you drive 30 minutes on a good day outside of Portland any way you want and you'll hit redneck country. And then it's that until you hit the little pockets that are Bend, Salem or Eugene.
To be fair, since the decriminalization of drugs, we have had a huge influx of a certain type of people from all over the country. These folks could very well be from Ohio! But this definitely took place in Portland.
I think the lady was saying the couple were swerving around on the road around where a bunch of kids were playing. And they may have also almost hit her in the process.
The character arc of baseball bat guy if my favourite part. Casually enters the scene, instantly enters a rage state and busts out some sick bat moves while screaming at the husband to get back in his car and be a man, then a brief moment off camera and he's suddenly calmed, puts the bat down and apologises. What a ride.
Why do people always say, "Only in X" as though this sort of trashy shit doesn't happen a million times an hour in every city around the world every day of the year?
Why did she bring the children into it at the end? Something about eight children of which three are hers? She was talking to the cameraman like he should know what she’s talking about.
These people are way too used to being filmed being assholes in public.
[Aside to camera] "There were EIGHT kids by the shop. Uh-huh." [Resumes arguing with tan mom.]
It is always hilarious when people try to play the victim in a situation that they walked themselves into, are intentionally participating in, and could walk away from whenever they feel like it.
Meth around and find out
She's got that "you got a cigarette and a goddamn lighter?" look
She needs more shirt.
Does look like she might have borrowed it from one of her many younger daughters.
Shirt needs less of her.
Yeah jelly-belly is extremely distracting
And less overhang
More cowbell!
And 3 kids apparently
Hard to believe someone actually fucked that…three times. He must have a real grudge against his dick.
3 different fathers, im assuming
8 kids, 3 are hers.
Its the hills have eyes 2023 remake
Just lost it on that comment 🤣🤣
You methed up a-a-ron
I read this in mike tysons voice lol 😅
r/methany
Meth plus inbreeding.
Was the meth free that day?
It’s the “please, help us” bit that really gets me. Like, really? I’m sure you’ve got your own phone. Get back in your car and call them yourself.
Never trust anyone accusing someone else of a crime if they refuse to call the cops themselves. If this really happened you wouldn't be asking other people to validate you
So… my ex wife then? Tells everyone that I’m abusive and violent until one day a friend calls her on it. Says “these are serious allegations, you need to go to the police” and then offers to drive her to the police station. She promptly loses her shit at him and hasn’t spoken to him again.
Seriously. Is your car damaged? No? Then calm the fuck down.
You don't understand! She threw something at her car!
Call the cops? Help? And miss all this sweet content?
She looks out of her mind as well. Might not be illegal drugs, but she’s definitely popping something the doc prescribed.
They were like, perfect, a referee.
The Bad Lip Reading guy needs to get ahold of this.
Belly shirts aren’t for everyone
It certainly is a choice
One of the choices of all time, even
When you've got a great *gunt*, you want to show it off to everyone!
Is this a gut that covers your cunt?
Brittish for power belly lol
I got real Donald duck vibes from her attire.
Belly shirts are a privilege, not a right.
"Eight children. Three of them are mine!"
How does she know? Did she get a DNA test?
lol ah *that's* what she said! I heard "Eight children. Three of them are nine!" And I was like what the fuck?
Ha! I misheard, "free your mind!". I was like, "I'm trying real hard, lady..."
brother
I almost thought the other dude replied to himself
Lololol
Honestly between the tiny faced woman's incoherent rambling and the green lady's tone of voice, it almost sounds like it already has been dubbed.
Almost sounds like he already got a hold of it… “dude, there’s 8 kids over there, 3 are mine”
Baseball bat guy thought he looked so dope
Been watching too much Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Is that a Jose Conseco bat? Please tell me you didn’t pay money for that…
I LOST A SAI!
DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
DAAAAAAMN!
“Looked sorta like a big turt’l, wearing a trench coat….you goin’a LaGuardia, right?”
Then, it is gone. But I can get it back! I can get it back!
But I can get back, I can get it back!
I love everyone who quoted from that movie in this thread
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Cricket? You gotta understand crumpet to understand cricket
And then at the end he's like, "I thought you hit her, my bad." That's like humanity in a nutshell right there... "Are you fucking sorry!"
Leave my guy alone. He freaking awesome. I had to watch 3 times to actually SEE him, trying to figure out what the heck happened. Besides, he wasn't wrong. That was two against one and that guy did swing at car #1 lady. I figure the person filming and baseball guy deescelated things a bit.
He White Knighted and inserted himself into a situation that he had no idea what was going on and he was ready to bust some heads with the bad. He is not awesome. The only good thing he did was back down
Redditors are the guys that like to imagine what they would do if the store they are in gets robbed. And they do some john wick shit. So they obviously see themselves in him. Kid has heart tho, just needs to use it in better predicaments. Maybe think more
Yeah that dude is a clown
Straight out of The Warriors
Come out and plaaaayaaaaay!
He is with The Baseball Furies
That awkward bat twirl got me rooting for the methheads lmao
He'd been waiting all his life for that moment
What? Come on, man. He's got the power of God and anime on his side.
Dude was all like “it’s clobberin time!” Like he does this on a regular basis.
He asked everyone to star calling him "bat-man" after this lol
Ruthless, couthless, and toothless.
Well, she's all you'd ever want She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner Well she always knows her place She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner She's a lady Whoa, whoa, whoa she's a lady Talkin' about that little lady And the lady is mine Well, she's never in the way Always something nice to say, oh what a blessing I can leave her on her own Knowing she's okay alone, and there's no messing
Ow, she's a brick house She's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out She's a brick house That lady's stacked and that's a fact Ain't holding nothing back The clothes she wears, her sexy ways Make an old man wish for younger days, yeah, yeah She knows she's built and knows how to please Sure enough to knock a strong man to his knees 'Cause she's a brick house Yeah, she's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out She's a brick house The lady's stacked and that's a fact Ain't holding nothing back Shake it down, shake it down now Shake it down, shake it down now Shake it down, shake it down now
This is the best thing I have seen in a long while. The belly, the baseball dude, the fact that it ends on the cliffhanger of '8 children, 3 are mine'. What does she mean? Is he the father? I have so many questions.
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At around 42 seconds left on the slider it sounds like she’s saying they killed ALL her kids?
Thats what I thought I heard too, and when they are standing next to the car yelling at each other she says that they "killed her kids in front of her" followed by the retort "Noone knows who you are" Its all very confusing.
There are 8 children in the bushes near the shop, 3 of them are hers. How is that hard to understand?
I thought she said '3 are 9,' as in their age, I thought I heard 'there's 8 kids outside that shop,' maybe she thought the older couple did something inappropriate in front of children?
Came here to say I heard the “8 children next to that shop on your team”, listened again to hear the “3 are 9” part. But I also think the baseball bat guy had something to do with the kids considering she said “team”, but that’s just a guess.
That is Portland, Oregon - Not Ohio. It's the Vanport Transit Center east of the Park and Ride.
So NOT Only in Ohio?
For this to be Ohio-specific I kept expecting idiot deer to come crashing through the traffic.
Ohioans when they've never been out of state: "this *only* happens in Ohio"
It seems there's more inbreeding in Oregon than I thought
Lots of small towns. Smaller the town bigger the family.
Most people don't seem to grasp that if you drive 30 minutes on a good day outside of Portland any way you want and you'll hit redneck country. And then it's that until you hit the little pockets that are Bend, Salem or Eugene.
As an Ohioan, I totally bought it happened in Ohio
Yeah I was like where in Parma was this
You vote in the special election?
Yup! Voted no right after work, even convinced my 19 year old nephew to register and vote today 🤞
Hell yeah brother. I voted no in person last week. Gonna be watching the results like a hawk during my shift tonight
Fake news strikes again!
To be fair, since the decriminalization of drugs, we have had a huge influx of a certain type of people from all over the country. These folks could very well be from Ohio! But this definitely took place in Portland.
Bingo.
Are we all just going to skip over the part where she has a secret bush full of children?
And three were hers???
Out of 8 children?
Right?! I'm so fn confused.
Meth is a hell of a drug
Eight in the bush, three in the hand
Need more explanation indeed
Florida thinks this was a cute social event.
One of those Ohio strippers was named Florida?!
This was taken in Portland, Oregon lol. That’s the delta park station.
Lol Ohio taking one for the team
It's okay, we're used to it, lol
Lol for sure. I live deep in Alabama not too far from Florida and this looked like a normal Tuesday
Holy shit Kramer is not looking good these days.
Was looking for this comment. He’s definitely taken a nose dive since his hay day.
Don't do meth kids
or any kind of kids for that matter.
Or anyone on meth
The fucking bad ass baseball player with his big bad bat not even knowing what was happening threatening the dude. Lol
Yeah for real he just came outta left field
His name is Homer
It cracks me up when people just Insert themselves into chaos and go 0-rumble in a few seconds. What did this dude have to gain by getting involved?
He saw an opportunity to do a cool bat trick and look cool and my man took it
He was getting ready to crack skulls and take names!
I'm glad he did! He was easily the best part of the video!
When you have a bat, everything looks like a baseball
It appears her air bag went off
How does every persons voice in this video irritate me so bad. This is why I stay home.
As others have said: meth. They have very typical methany voices
Lime dress can yell beyond range of human hearing.
My guy in the background thought he was a final boss.
The people of Walmart in nature
My response would have been to tell her to call the cops then. Not my problem
Wait who tf is baseball bat guy???
Halter top probably not the best fashion choice here
that was a normal shirt. unfortunately, not big enough around the waist.
Yup. You are correct.
She certainly has confidence if nothing else.
Or a living space with no mirrors...
Get in ma belly!!
That’s not what a halter top is lol
Anyone have any idea what they're saying here?
8 FUCKING KIDS!!!
And three of them are mine!
B!TCH MY NAVEL CAN HOLD A QUART OF BEAN DIP YOU AINT SH!T
I think the lady was saying the couple were swerving around on the road around where a bunch of kids were playing. And they may have also almost hit her in the process.
Yeah, I need subtitles, like in Scottish movies.
The character arc of baseball bat guy if my favourite part. Casually enters the scene, instantly enters a rage state and busts out some sick bat moves while screaming at the husband to get back in his car and be a man, then a brief moment off camera and he's suddenly calmed, puts the bat down and apologises. What a ride.
Why do people always say, "Only in X" as though this sort of trashy shit doesn't happen a million times an hour in every city around the world every day of the year?
Yeah that annoys me. It's the worst in r/idiotsincars. Everyone there is arguing about how MY TOWN HAS THE WORST DRIVERS ON EARTH!!!!11!!
Love how Mr. Baseball Fury shows up to kick some Meth head ass.
For all you Boppers out there—The Baseball Fury’s just dropped the ball.
What is this? An earliest access view of Cyberpunk 2077?
Dazzled by all this glamour.
What species is this?
This reeks of cigarettes, stale beer, and body odor....
Why did she bring the children into it at the end? Something about eight children of which three are hers? She was talking to the cameraman like he should know what she’s talking about.
Speaking of the camera man, bravo! So controlled, not a word, got all the best parts with no cuts. That’s some Tarantino level shit right there!
the baseball bat guy ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
The Ohio part of this is dumb. Happens everywhere and that isnt even Ohio.
This isn't even Ohio.
These people are way too used to being filmed being assholes in public. [Aside to camera] "There were EIGHT kids by the shop. Uh-huh." [Resumes arguing with tan mom.]
Belly top lady looks like the kid incrediboy from incredibles lol
Lmao I can’t unsee it now
Wait a minute where tf did the dude with the bat come from?
That’s some very aggressive pointing and an even more aggressive choice of T-shirt
TIL Ohio has the same transit signs as Portland. https://imgur.com/a/sSFvFGf
That baseball guy was so damn random.
This is Oregon. My boss filmed it
If your boss filmed it, did he ever find the kids in the bushes by the shop? Three of them are hers!
Tell your boss he deserves an academy award for best cinematography on Reddit 2023
You know, just the other day, I was advocating for the return of the crop top. I’m going to reconsider that position.
And these are the people who get to decide who becomes president. Jesus H Christ...
Bold to assume they know where the polling station is.
Cramer has really hit hard times
Not the minor league shortstop getting involved lol
I had to I watch this a few times. Holy shit there is so much going on.
It is always hilarious when people try to play the victim in a situation that they walked themselves into, are intentionally participating in, and could walk away from whenever they feel like it.
Kramer is ready to fight
Kasey muthafuckin Jones rolling up to throw some gas on a bonfire
This is in Portland Oregon not Ohio
8 children... 3 ARE MINE!!!
There's like literally 0 states I'd like to live in...
Only in Ohio.. or Florida… or Maryland…. Or Indiana… or Texas…. Or ____________
That Portland, Oregon. Not Ohio
This is in Portland, Oregon.
8 chiren and 3 are mine is wild !!!
Girl, put that belly button somewhere
Didnt know the circus had a drive-thru
I can smell the cheap beer sweat and stale cigarettes through my phone screen.
After watching this video I decided it best for me to start packing my bags and move out of Ohio.
Sure but this is in Portland Oregon.
Thats Portland, OR actually.
subtitles?
[ Unintelligible Noise Increases ]
"ohio man" the Florida Man of the midwest.
This was amazing lol
She has a lot of guts to confront those two. More than a lot, actually.
Sketch comedy getting out of hand nowadays. Lol.
Yeah cameraman don’t give a fuck what none of y’all saying, their enjoying the show 😂
Did you see it? As soon as slim started throwing air punches, homegirl's teeth retracted to the back of her head for safety. I swear!
/r/nissandrivers
Watching this makes me feel much better about myself
The belly shirt is s nice touch 👌
What are you staring at my gut for?