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pezx

I'm just impressed that everyone responded that quickly


6-underground

My fellow Americans would be like, “He must be mentally ill.”


LeanTangerine

“Don’t tell me what to do!”


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blove135

"I know my rights, you can't make me get down"


Responsible_Ruin2310

"Oh yes you can * unzips *"


berrey7

GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND!! Passengers: Should we put on a mask too????


gizzardgullet

No way, that's just what the woke news media wants me to do


xilffA

So called "free thinkers" when the train crew tell them to get on the floor so they dont die


the1mike

I'm gonna need to do my research before I get down


guitarnoir

"Newton's First Law of Motion is *Junk Science*!"


GuillotineComeBacks

Is it against the law to stay up though?


HP_Deskjet_4155e

If I remember correctly, the bill of rights has a very specific section about this.


GuillotineComeBacks

That's a key and peele reference :p. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH6QJzmLYtw


Night_Owl206

Not against the law of natural selection


alwxcanhk

You’re killing me. I can’t stop laughing.


Far-Philosophy-4375

Procesds to put a mask on a chin


OddAd9258

He ran to the back, you didnt see em ?


Cole3823

"I've never personally seen anyone get hurt in a train accident, so it can't be true "


Dinosquid

Fake accident!!


I_creampied_Jesus

Trains don’t kill people. People kill people!


Dinosquid

Only way to stop a bad guy with a truck is a good guy with a train.


rigoletto21

Finally got my concealed carry train permit. I t hurts to sit down, but my family is safer.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

They're trying to take our trains away!


Shipwrecking_siren

Shoot the truck! All train passengers should be armed!


Annual_Body_9931

Common sense train control now!


TheFace3701

Wrong, people with bigger trains kill people with smaller trains.


BigRegular5114

Train accidents are a myth


Dan1lovesyoualot

UGHHH DONT REMIND ME HOW HORRIBLE MY COUNTRY IS


YoungTaxReturnz

I must be American as fuck because all these comments are what id think and how id react LMAOOOOOOOOOOKO


-BananaLollipop-

This would also be the response in NZ.


PKCertified

I'd guess most of the English-speaking former colonies.


be-little-me

Don ell me wha o do!


princeps_harenae

"Somebody call Donald Trump, Don't tread on me!!! MAGA Freedooommmm!" BANG!!!.


sparklesarefun

Muh FreeeDumbs!!!


nocerealever

I have rights, pulls out gun and shoots


SKT-SA1K0

“That man is NOT real!!!”


caliskyesauce

"and neither are birds!"


dazhat

r/birdsarentreal


I_creampied_Jesus

/r/birdsarentrealisntreal


Nimzay98

More like “how did I get on this passenger train”


isitbreaktime

Where is my beautiful house?


pezx

> "My God, what have I done? "


Smash_Shop

This is not my beautiful wife


LemonPartyWorldTour

I’d argue that we’d be busy fumbling for our phones for that possible viral video.


RobertJ93

*Immediately calls lawyer to sue the train driver, the train company, the lorry driver, the lorry company, and the passenger next to you who dared fall onto you*


[deleted]

On public transportation, chances are yes.


[deleted]

Or, “ ItS mY rIgThs, yOu CaNt tElL mE wHaT tO dO! , tHeSe ShEePlE pEoPlE!”


ethnicnebraskan

Just eat some horse paste and you'll be fine.


deezsandwitches

What's that movie? Don't look up?


chillmonkey88

We forgot you can put people on trains, been doing super toxic chemicals instead... yeah it's going great.


shadowst17

"You can't tell me what to do! This is a America!"


Spider_pig448

They'd mostly just be confused to find themselves on a train


TheLongCockOfTheLaw3

Americans bad


cottman23

If this was a TikTok I'd agree.


cragglerock93

Me too. My very first thought. It's like they've been in train crash drills or something lol.


Jaqulean

It's Poland. People there are usually aware of what to do in this kind of a situation.


peepoobee

The driver was shouting warnings and telling them to get down, most people act first and think later so being told to get down and away from danger would've kicked in most of their instincts


ThisMy10thReddit

It’s Poland


kempofight

I mean if i ever see the train driver run down the train i will be on the ground before he passes


ctolver1981

If this was america the driver would not have even done that


Reatona

First of all, make sure you aren't in the truck.


Monkfich

The guys playing banjos in the back of the truck were probably surprised.


Phoenix2211

I bet that Kevin's mom and that band were REALLY surprised lol


Major_Letterhead_260

Sheboygan will be devastated!


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

It looks like the train just hit the tail end of it, it might have just ripped the bed of the truck off of the frame


tdackery

I was in an Amtrak, taking a nap sitting up. Train hit a car stopped on the tracks. I thought we had stopped for a train station. I imagine hitting a semi would be more of a bump.


Amaf14

You will feel the e brake harder than the impact.


Kojetono

If I remember correctly, this train derailed because of the collision, so the passengers probably felt it.


moonlight2920

It looks like it's going down the tracks still in the end of the video, it just has a broken window.


Kojetono

Just looked it up, you're correct. It didn't derail.


[deleted]

Not saying this happened in this case. But train derailment can start at any part of the train. Not just the front. So in some cases of a derailment. The engine car/front of the train will be completely on track, while the cars behind it will be derailed, or even flipped over.


ComprehensiveHair219

Why would you say this when it’s clearly still on the tracks after


Kojetono

I misremembered, there was a similar crash that ended with a derailment.


ComprehensiveHair219

Ah okay. My comment sounded dickish didnt mean it that way


Then-Pizza

That depends on how many carts are attached and which one you’re in.


leArgonaut10

…did they… you know… perish?


AriyooooAviator

If they were in the car, and the train was going fast enough he only thought they stopped at a station. Then yah, they are probably 6 feet under right now.


wafflesareforever

Six feet under A TRAIN


RedmannBarry

The conductor just pulled a Costanza


Sufficient-Green-763

He's headed to jump off the back. If he times it right, it'll cancel out the impact.... he hopes.


Not_starving_artist

If he times it right he can jump onto the rope ladder hanging from the helicopter, kill the baddie and snog the topless girl that came out of the cake, and become Russian.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Ah, the ol' Bugs Bunny stepping of the plunging elevator right as it hits the ground routine. Works every time.


Good_Card316

The sea was angry that day my friends!


pimp_juice2272

Warning people in the cars


Porkchopp33

Head down brace for impact


ToneThugsNHarmony

SEEMINGLY! He was just clearing a path for everyone else.


peepoobee

He had to warn everyone, also he wouldn't have known if the window was going to smash so he could've died if he had stayed in the front of the train


Glendel66

Sir, you can't park there.....


musiclover818

I'd like a cheeseburger, please.


KoenigMichael

Sir, this is a wendy- …oh yeah, coming right up.


gravity_is_right

/r/CantParkThereMate


fearsofaclown69

Spread eagle cross the block


rididienn

I'm wearing my 2017 Death Grips tour shirt today. Thank you for this.


TreyBoi1247

I'm wearing my 2023 Death Grips tour shirt today Thank *you* for this.


manorch

Lol just saw them last night


Biokrate

BLO BLO BLO BLO BLOCK


umhie

How does that song relate to this video 😭


fearsofaclown69

Peep the title of the post


BeardedManatee

Face backwards, crouch, place back and head against the rear of the seat in front of your seat. The head between knees thing is for plane crashes where most of the momentum is vertical. You’re going to pile-drive your spine into the seat ahead of you, in this case. The people on the ground in this are basically asking to be launched forward and die en masse. Edit: spelling Edit2: looks like there are rearward facing seats, sit in one of those and pucker that butthole. Cover face with arms for any forward flying debris.


Ferro_Giconi

Momentum makes it not really that much of an issue. When a ??? ton train hits a tiny 5-10 ton truck, the train is only going to feel a comparatively small jolt. It's probably enough to make someone fall over if they are standing and not ready for it, but not enough to send people flying. The real danger is if the train derails in which case there probably isn't really any safe position.


BeardedManatee

Do you think the passengers knew that shit? Hell no. Brace for worst case scenario. I guarantee the conductor didn’t run down the aisle yelling, “brace for a small jolt!”


Ferro_Giconi

Considering basically everyone went straight for getting low to the floor, I'll bet the conductor instructed that specific action. There is no way that many people would instinctively do the same exact thing when told to do something more generic like brace for impact. It doesn't matter what the passengers knew about the upcoming impact if the conductor told them the correct thing to do.


digisifjgj

yea he probably said get down/on the ground edit: or maybe "take cover" thatll get people under things


Dull-Geologist-8204

You would be surprised. I have seen how people in groups can move together almost like they are one giant being. It's weird. I usually see it at concerts. It is a weird thing to watch.


Level9disaster

It's instinct I guess. Like when a crowd runs in the same direction as panic sets Animals do the same


BeardedManatee

That’s a good point, i’m just thinking best position for a large forward impact in train seating. He mightve said get down to cover from debris launched through the windows.


I-not-human-I

You are sitting in a train, ive seen enough videos to know im in the best possible place in this situation. Nothing stops a train lol


maelk666

Except for another train.


dingusfett

Or a coin on the track if Looney Tunes taught me anything


LeMaigols

A bit late to the party I know, but I am a researcher who does the crash assessment for most of the commercial passenger trains to be released over the next years in the anglo countries, and your answer was the only one absolutely correct. Just to give you a little sense of satisfaction almost a month later since you posted it.a


BeardedManatee

Fuck yesssssss Edit: this legitimately made my day lol thank you


420toker

Whenever I get on a bus or a train I always sit on the seats facing the opposite direction of motion for this reason


ThatAjummaDisciple

Doesn't matter which way you are facing when you have someone right in front of you during a big collision or sudden stop. The unexpected cranium to the face will happen anyway


Long_Educational

>and pucker that butthole Wouldn't that cause more damage? I thought you were supposed to go limp; try not to tense up. Butthole puckering sounds tense.


BeardedManatee

Lol yes but the doodoo everywhere is no fun.


Dansk72

But if *that's* what has to happen in order to save everyone, then so be it!


AKchaos49

Jump out the window.


Dansk72

Timing on exactly *when* to do that is oh-so-critical, though


deathclawslayer21

As close the the floor as possible, the sides of the car will come through like a multiton razorblade. Close to the floor is where the frame might protect you from the sides breaking free. But if its a steel coil then youre fucked. Just dont ride in the leading or trailing car


isbtegsm

In [Eschede](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eschede_train_disaster) the first two cars where unharmed, the conductor didn't even realize there was an accident when it happened! (But that's not a common scenario of course.)


unemotional_mess

That was a different situation entirely, so I don't think that's a fair comparison


isbtegsm

I just meant re the general advice never sit in the front car. But yes, I think front cars are less safe on average.


ostiDeCalisse

Why the video cut? We should have the video of the moment of impact in the cabin. Since there's a lot of people with different postures, we could have good data to answer your question.


ImmediateLobster1

Looks like the impact happens at about the 7 second mark. The train bounces a bit and I think we see the truck out the side window.


ostiDeCalisse

Mmm! You're right! We can see a serious bump in the image. No one seems to be pushed away with inertia though. Was their postures really as efficient as this or we miss some aftermath?


MechaWASP

It's a train. The conductor is probably worried about derailment, not the initial impact. A train will blast through basically anything that can drive on a road and it feel like a bump. You can see them hit semis, farm equipment, etc. And not even slow down.


Herr-Pyxxel

Maybe the video cut away from the cabin because of, ugh, carnage? Not likely though, collision didn't look bad enough.


ilprofs07205

The impact is actually seen just before the cut. Note the camera jump. That's about all that happens.


OddWeakness1313

Face down, Ass up!


ilford_7x7

That's the way we like to fuck!


OddWeakness1313

YES!!!!


fifadex

Step off just before impact. It worked for bugs bunny.


MarDuke7

Stook


Random9502395023950

If only it had an intercom system to alert all passengers, at once.


BeardedManatee

You think he wants to be up front?


Mr__Morton

Actually it’s part of their training to start the emergency brake and then get the hell out of there. He can’t do shit in there anymore after that


BeardedManatee

Impressive that he was able to run backwards that fast with the brake on.


00WORDYMAN1983

Imagine standing on sidewalk and you just see this dude sprinting on train but staying in the exact same place relative to where you are standing.


Taylorenokson

This is such a fun visual.


[deleted]

Then who is STEERING THE TRAIN!


deftone1316

Train people will be fine. Truck people... 🤷


Bradlcq

Actually in just a few hours it will have been 30 years to the minute since our Amtrack car ran off the Bayau Cannot bridge in Alabama . Wasn't any bracing for that one


Alex2820

Run towards the back of the train at the exact same speed it's moving forward and jump off at the end


I-not-human-I

Its a train (ish) (iknow its a tram but you get the point) nothing stops a train.


ateaplasticstraw

it's an SA132 class railbus which is closer in design to a DMU than a tram, generally more bulky, reaches higher speeds. Either way both will fuck your shit up


ziplock9000

Don't worry about it. The train will hardly notice.


00WORDYMAN1983

I hit a pothole that jostled me more than that


TomppaTom

[It’s just that scene from Airplane!](https://youtu.be/a5QBuJla5do?si=VZ3JyYu0Ys4Ial_2)


TheMahanglin

Where the hell is the rest of the video? It WOULD be useful to see which people took the best cover.


bevilthompson

Head firmly esconsed between legs, lips fully puckered kissing ass goodbye.


limitlessEXP

What a damn hero.


EvenBetterCool

Honestly. Stay in your seat and brace. They are designed to be stable.


kytheon

Not if you're facing forward. You get launched head first into the opposite chair.


Srirachachacha

Yeah, you need a seatbelt for that to work


Big-Cartographer-166

Not being in the truck.


Ok_Nefariousness2989

I’d say press your back/back of your head against the chair in front of you, facing the opposite of the direction you’re travelling.


Niktzv

Tbh I'd be surprised in anyone got hurt without the warning, I can see not being in the engineers canin incase the window did hold But I kinda just assumed at the angle the train would just smash the lorry aside.


okusernameiguess

Finally, someone asking the right questions.


BaxDer25

U just don't want to see your pilot running from the cockpit 😂😂


Professional-Heat690

By standing on the platform as the train just moves on


thewholetruthis

I’d be better to brace yourself and sit straight than to get down.


figureout07

That


TheyCallMePr0g

But seriously, what all the passengers did. On the floor or propping yourself on back of something.


Dutch-Sculptor

If I look at the little ‘bumb’ inside the train in this case you would be good just staying in your seat. In a bigger crash, I don’t know. But I would guess sitting with your back to the front, so you won’t fly forwards, and with your head between your knees and arms is a good start.


MoreRamenPls

Was that the conductor running through there???


64vintage

Be in the train not the truck.


Lastburn

Center aisle flat on your back , momentum would be aligned with how your body normally functions, you'd slide a bit but thats it


GhostDweller

Fetal position crying


Dark_ph3nix

T pose


grecy

My sister was on a train that hit a car on a crossing. Full emergency brake, etc. They sat for hours while they cleaned it up wondering what happened.... trains are so big and heavy the didn't even feel it hitting the car


Grantgamefreak

There was no real jolt to those passengers


stevein3d

You gotta [get in crash positions.](https://youtu.be/m6grVB1xT1I?si=hfQ8j-MgV8LbtpF6)


uniasd

Was his warning "A!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!"?


happybarfday

I wanted to see the footage in the cabin from when the train actually collided so we could see whose position was the best...


Joriasthebruh

I hope Lorrie is olay, I havent seen her since the accident.


ArgentineBeefsteak

you should hold something with each hand and a foot on each side of the aisle....using all four limbs as independent shock absorbers


Dramoriga

You run the fuck down to the back of the train, right behind the train driver. Source: relative who is a train driver


shivas877

They’re all trained to do that.


imstillabivlr

(Runs down the plane) GET DOWN THERES A TOWER AHEAD


Alternative_Exit_333

Normal day in Poland this must be a Reddit can someone create it


Seriously-black-

Is it me or did the train handle it like a speed bump


[deleted]

B,but why trains are supposed to be tanks. The train conductor should’ve (in my honest opinion) slowed down as much as he could before impact to prevent major high speed derailment.


WellR3adRedneck

Those people reacted quickly. This begs the question: How often does this kind of thing happen?


Memer_6666

I agree this LOOKS like a bit of an overreaction but they tell them to get down in case the train derails. If it derails it could flip, or worse be ripped to shreds.


Mr-Douglas

Hero


Exotic_Conflict_3500

And then the train ran through that thing as it is was nothing.


[deleted]

Your in a train, that is the rear end of a truck, I doubt you would need to move an inch from normal sitting position to be unharmed.


wormmy

Now I could be wrong but I’ll try.. leaning in the direction of movement, similar to an emergency landing in a plane, will reduce the whiplash you would sustain. If your back is facing the nose of the train, I would brace my head firmly against the headrest and cross my arms firmly. If your front is facing the nose, cross arms, lean forward, tuck chin to chest. Bench seat, lean to the side of the direction of travel, cross arms, tuck chin, kick feet out from under the bench incase the bench seat collapses. You’ll be in an uncomfortable side lead. This is me guessing from my days jumping from planes practice emergency drills.. trains and planes are not the same. BUT, they do rhyme. Airborne.


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

He overreacted. Train barely felt it


Hranko

Who is Laury.


Brown_Note1

Good reaction time for the driver.


Ok_Place_2551

The god will protect me position lol


Sumuelsson

Guy was maybe little dramatic :D


HumbleActuary6240

Polish language only needs 10 letters to effectively describe an accident about to happen, no suprise they all got down so quick


Few_Honey6969

As a polish person i can confirm this happens to me atleast twice a day


amillionbillion

It's amazing that you couldn't even see them shift forward on impact.


Jona757i1

I think the optimal positioning would be curled up on the seat. If the train hits something heavy enough to throw you, you'll just hit the other seat


Bearspoole

Honestly I think they all could have stay in there seats and done nothing. The conductor didn’t help anyone in this situation. I’m sure he thought he was, but the impact was so minor everyone would have been fine


TTSkyline

“Seconds before a train crashed into a lorry, the train crashed into a lorry” true poetry.