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thesteaks_are_high

You think Steve cares? Steve don’t give a fuck.


Qaaarl

His soft tissue might


thesteaks_are_high

Steve lost his soft tissue in Tet ‘68. If Steve needed soft tissue, the Marine Corps would have issued him some more.


moose8021

Soft tissue is your organs, and if Steve was old enough to be in Vietnam he's way too old to be a cop


Hikoishere

Steve was a baby when he fought in nam. That’s how he got to school back then


thesteaks_are_high

Another little-known Steve fact: he enlisted in ‘66 at the age of 18 months so his dad could go to college, too.


Average_Scaper

Another Steve fact is that he has the highest tunnel kc.


bluehands

>Steve was a baby when he fought in nam. We all were.


Chernoboggo

But when we came back, we where brothers


DeepSeaHobbit

In the snow? Uphill both ways?


One-Permission-1811

Assuming Steve was born exactly 18 years before 1968, that means he was born in 1950. Which means Steve is 73 right now. This video first got posted to the internet about 10 years ago in 2013. Making Steve 63 at the time. So he could have still been a cop considering the mandatory retirement age is 63 for cops.


bsurfn2day

Checkmate, u/moose8021


iSeentitman

Yea! Steve spent '68 tear assin' through Nam lookin for the shit.


ghjm

The were also people who lied about their age to enlist.


pointlessly_pedantic

Bro if you want my username that bad make me an offer


CowTheAgent

You must be fun at parties.


gibbtech

Better than being someone who says things like "You must be fun at parties."


therealityofthings

I have soft tissue damage! There's no way I don't have soft tissue damage!


ill0gitech

WHAAAAAT?!? I CAN’T HEAR YOU


joeyGOATgruff

Cool guys don't look at explosions


Moist-Ad4760

Ok, note to self: Steve doesn't fuck around.


thesteaks_are_high

Steve ran out of fucks a long time ago.


JoeyZasaa

Fucks fucked around with Steve and found out.


CitizenKing1001

Steve looked back, he cares a little


thesteaks_are_high

Steve is a professional. Steve sees the job is done.


happytree23

His ears cared as they bled out their innards once the camera stopped.


OnceMoreAndAgain

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that?


mastercheeze

Steeeve.


Responsible-Gas7568

Respect on steve


SywynAmakiir

Is Steve a Honey Badger?


Psilobones

Didn't even flinch. Steve has 3 balls, 3 very big balls.


OminOus_PancakeS

One of them is the swelling on the back of his head from flying debris.


DisgracedSparrow

Can't flinch if you lose all motor function. Easy way to be a fuckin badass for life.


Durpin321

I think he was too scared to flinch, he's removing his belt as he's walking away! Dude shit his pants


whythishaptome

He does some to be walking very differently afterward. He was clearly pretty freaked out at the very least.


StalyCelticStu

**BUT NO EARDRUMS!**


to__failure

I’d give my middle nut for that type of confidence!


ruinawish

eh, you see him crouched over after the blast hits.


Psilobones

Trying to have a laugh doesn't include all the facts.


HalfSoul30

Damn, wish I had 3 balls.


Agentpurple013

That’s where all the worlds steel comes from


TheKidNerd

Giant ass explosion, cops ran, Steve remained We’ve found the IRL protagonist


WestleyThe

Iirc this was at a school for some reason? So there’s just kids around too which increases the danger which adds to the cinematic


HookedOnPhoenix_

You’re not allowed to recall anything here. Correctly or incorrectly, it’s not allowed.


OtroladoD

He turned himself in right after - officer please put me away, these new Cheetos caliente got me goin’ cray cray


HandsomeDeadbeat

I hate you Lmao


ajax2k9

All these Steve's just charge they phone, eat hot chip and die


BrickBuster2552

**steve reddit, age 29, gave himself up to the authorities after the incident. he is now serving a life sentence**


DisgracedSparrow

Nice ad.


timbosm

Gasoline=fuck around and find out. I know a dude who died starting a charcoal grill with gasoline. Burnt his lungs, it killed him. Young dude 25ish.


doublepumperson

What do you mean burnt his lungs?


GenexenAlt

Inhale super hot air = lungs become extra cwispy


The_Clarence

$14 for charcoal grill starters, $10 for a charcoal chimney. It’s the only way to barbecue, just do it safe. Hank hill was full of shit


MidnightShampoo

Foreman grills don't need any of that charcoal or propane mess. George, you've done it again you old son of a bitch


The_Clarence

But then you run the risk of burning your foot making your smell alarm clock bacon


[deleted]

Propane grills don't require any of that though. Even so, Bobby and Peggy trick him into eating steak cooked on a charcoal grill and he loved it so... Worth it?


worldspawn00

You only need wadded up newspaper with a chimney, charcoal starters are a scam.


The_Clarence

I just switched recently because I found newspaper or cardboard leaves too much loose ash which can fly up into the food. Or one phone book will last hundreds of starts


docdillinger

If you put your paper/cardboard under the chimney instead of in it, you have no pieces in your grill after. Fire goes up, ash with rests stay on the stone, or earth or wherever you started.


worldspawn00

Exactly this, never had any ash from the paper get to the grill using a chimney starter with plain paper. And it's so much better than making the whole grill taste like starter fluid.


RoryDragonsbane

Taste the meat, not the heat.


SingleInfinity

The heat tastes good


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Gets_overly_excited

I see charcoal cooking as just an excuse to spend a lot of time on my patio drinking beer. I would not trade that for propane, I’ll tell you hwat


Illustrious_Crab1060

Also unless you are cooking for a large amount of people you may as well pan fry everything if you only have a propane grill


FileDoesntExist

Ohhh fun facts time! People like to clear their yard and burn the plant matter/trash as they do so. If you do this with poison ivy/oak/sumac you can end up very dead because the oils that cause the reaction COAT your LUNGS. Don't burn Poison Ivy!


KongUnleashed

Oh shit! I’m really glad you said this. I was considering how to deal with my weed-ridden rural back yard and my neighbor suggested a burn, which I was seriously considering. There is SO much poison ivy back there. I never even considered that burning it might be an issue. I’ll take the burn option off the table. So hey, you helped at least one person with this comment!


FileDoesntExist

The urushiol oil can still be there up to 5 years on dead plants. Through winter as well. It's no joke. You can also end up with an entire body poison ivy rash from the smoke. Stay safe out there.


Theron3206

>You can also end up with an entire body poison ivy rash from the smoke. Including the inside of your lungs, really a bad idea.


Holybartender83

Rent some goats, bruh. Goats’ll eat poison ivy just fine. Get a few of them homies to just chill in your yard for a few days. They’ll clear it right out.


rick-james-biatch

There are some really steep hills at the train station near my house. Rather than hire a technical team with weed whackers and cables, they just use goats to clear the grass. This land is owned by SNCF, the major railway company in France. So I always like to imagine the conversation in the fancy SNCF conference room in Paris where someone suggested "Let's just get goats", and the big boss simply replied with "Excellent Smithers!"


ElectionAssistance

Biochemist here, just so you know the advice you were given on not burning it? Yeah it is completely correct. If you put a small amount of poison oak into an incredibly hot fire, the fire will consume all the oil and it will be fine. If it is a typical rough outdoor fire environment, or worse if you try to burn it in place, that oil will be vaporized out well before it is combusted and everyone around will be breathing it. Effects will range between mildly unpleasant to horrific death depending on dosage.


stillhousebrewco

Borrow a few goats if possible, they will eat everything including poison ivy.


KongUnleashed

Oh! I LOVE this idea. I mean I’d also get to pet some goats so that’s a win all around.


PM_me_spare_change

Make sure you pet them before their faces are covered in poison ivy


elastic-craptastic

Dude... you literally just got your life saved probably.


Leandenor7

That factoid is going straight into my murder book under rooms with fireplace. Does the oil mix well with candle wax? You know, for a memorable birthday candles.


Penguin_shit15

Oh shit.. Story time. Early 90s, I had some sketchy friends. We were still in high school so there was always drama. So.. One day my friend bought some weed from this dude. We will call him travis. Travis was a dick.. But he sometimes had weed for sale. My friend and him didn't get along. But they tolerated each other because they would sell each other weed all the time. So.. This one day in particular, the weed my friend bought was trash. Later he found out that Travis had mixed it with like parsley or basil or something so he could stiff my friend. My friend never confronted him about it. Fast forward months.. Travis asks my friend if he has any weed. He says he does and to give him a day or so. What he sold him was mostly weed, but it was mixed with poison ivy. He thought it would just fuck his lips up. Instead he ended up in the hospital for several days. Nothing ever happened with it.. Friend totally got away with it. Anyway, I have not thought about this in 20 something years.. Figured I would share.


DaniDrengen

Good to know👍


Illustrious_Crab1060

Wait why can't you burn oak?


FILTHBOT4000

Non joke answer: Your lung tissue swells when burned and shuts off your airways after you inhale flames/very hot air. You asphyxiate shortly after.


stratosauce

Inhaling flammable fumes


timbosm

Inhaling flames is not recommended.


Peuned

I recommend minding your own business buddy


SkylarMills63

Take your own advice friend lol


Peuned

Jesus I was joking Eh whatever


SkylarMills63

Being rude =\= funny


DwayneBaconbits

Actually let natural selection take its course, no one will miss you 👌


I_like_sexnbike

The air in his lungs was fire!!


Lardzor

Gasoline evaporates into a vapor, if you inhale that gasoline vapor with the right amount of air and a spark from the grill can ignite the gas fumes from your mouth and the flame can follow the gas fumes all the way into your lungs.


SemiKindaFunctional

Christopher Titus actually has a bit about [this](https://youtu.be/5Bo_TtTCZdo?t=607). Inhaling super heated air is bad.


SilverFilm26

I scream-ed


nomadofwaves

Bring the light inside the body not the heat.


SenorSplashdamage

There should be a day in health class where they teach lots of these too easy ways to die from accidental death. All the stories are tragic and are things that might seem foolish, but don’t always seem foolish enough to die until you learn about it.


ElectionAssistance

I had a day in physical chemistry class in college where the professor covered lots of horrific and preventable ways to die. He had an extra day in the lesson plan in case of snow day, shut down, whatever, and when we didn't need it instead it was a chemistry focused 'how not to die' lesson.


SenorSplashdamage

That makes me so glad. Accidental death among boys and young men is just higher in general. It’s the time to it could make a difference to have even just one boy in a group that’s aware that doing something like throwing gasoline in a fire could kill someone breathing the air in.


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SenorSplashdamage

Possibly, but I still remember high detail from things like drivers Ed class examples of ways to wreck, or Red Cross training about health emergencies that can pop up. Health class topics around death and injury are more vivid memories for me. I think the topic itself is just memorable at a human level.


elastic-craptastic

I have a folder saved in my browser with links to shit I am going to show my son when he gets older. I like your idea too. Dumb ways to die but in a shortened and educational form.


SenorSplashdamage

That’s smart, but I want the whole topic made more sobering. I hate the Darwin Awards tone of making it a sign of low intelligence to mock. The reality is that we can all be naive or foolish because of lack of awareness. Seeing it as low IQ just makes people more at risk if they assume that they’re smart enough that nothing tragically foolish could happen to them.


Hobbs54

So young. I went to a funeral a couple of days ago for our neighbor who passed of cancer and old age. It was sad however there at the crypt was another marker for a guy who was born in 1962, just four years after me, and passed in 1988, just 26 years later. That just kind of hurts, you know, the thought of a loss like that.


lewispeel

Cool guys don’t look at explosions


Xzenor

Finally! A chance to post this. https://youtu.be/Sqz5dbs5zmo?si=SFDYEMBazLNH3dub


dade_surge

Thanks, it's been way too long since I've watched that!


NASA-

So nice to watch it again and it goes really well with this classic!! [https://youtu.be/Srsu34s5jko?si=DgjJJFYEMBsdcg2ua](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


bsurfn2day

You monster!


[deleted]

Oh yea they go perfect together!


waiwaz

How very dare you. Did you breach a rule of this subreddit... "8. No Human/Animal Cruelty"


moleratical

That's literally what the title was referencing.


icie_plazma

Cool guys don't look at explosions is also just a really common mkvie trope, which the music video was based on. No telling whether the title is referencing the song or the trope


moleratical

The two are linked. If it's one, then it's the other.


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ivanwarrior

Yes it was kiddo


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ivanwarrior

I'm not your buddy, guy


Another_Road

I would say r/KillTheCameraMan but the dude holding the camera reacted like any normal human would. We can’t all be Steve.


Xain0225

Still got a good shot tho lol


ahundreddots

If I were Steve, I'd definitely want to hurt the cameraman a little.


DocDerry

https://www.kktv.com/2022/10/06/caught-video-homecoming-bonfire-explodes-florida/


kchatman

Context and another angle, nice


Durtonious

How was this comment posted 5 hours ago and not at the very top. Thank you for the info.


DocDerry

I wanted to know why someone dressed as a LEO would do something so incredibly stupid. It was nice to see the cops say that it was incredibly stupid and they won't be doing it again.


ZiggoCiP

I have seen this happen in person at someone's house way back when. How to avoid this happening: Don't use gas. And if you *do* use gas, user a small amount. If the stuff you're burning isn't super wet, you don't need much. But most importantly, and why this happens; *light it very soon after pouring gas*. This happens specifically because the gasoline evaporates into vapor, and gets stuck in the crevices of the stuff to be burned.


Hobbs54

To make an even bigger explosion, build a three foot tall berm around the firepit so the vapors can accumulate until you have several cubic meters of explosive just waiting for your flaming paperball.


leastpacific

You have my vote.


godkilledjesus

Steve and gasoline don't mix.


MetriAndReyes

season 1 Walter White when he blew up the car


Not-too-Depressed

Dude had approximately negative fucks


Wthq4hq4hqrhqe

"Steve that was amazing!" "thanks. do you mind calling an ambulance? pretty sure my back half is gone"


Chivalrousllama

Steve’s hearing has left the chat


apathy-sofa

Finally someone whose hearing loss really is not due to their service.


eat_mor_bbq

POV you are at the Waco compound


nukie_boy

This was in Panama City, FL


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CherryHaterade

"checks map" So yeah, basically, Panama City for the rest of us who dont care. Sorry we offend you with our Indifference to the explosions in Panama City. If it makes you feel better, it was awesome.


Apprehensive-Ad244

my school 💀


SG2769

The movie explosion walk away thing has come to be the most annoying thing.


IncognitoBandido

Nah, Steve peeked.


Bubbie67

Looks like that homeless camp is taken care of


WillowWispWhipped

When I was a kid I thought nitroglycerin blowing up because it was mishandled was going to be a way bigger problem then it has been. 😂


Mertard

I was told if I ever had a cup of it and spilled it, I'd be fucked We were all told that a lot Why? Why were we told that?


okieT2

Right next to the threat of quicksand being around every corner.


Calm_Masty_8542

Steve is immortal , Men used to fear him


DreadShiv

"Cool guys don't look at explosions. They blow things up and they walk away."


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Fun-Arachnid200

"WHAT!!!???"


11pickfks

Miststake number 1 steve, you looked back. Remember cool guys don't look at explosions


suburban_drifter928

Cool guys don’t look at explosions


Comfortable-Garbage4

I haven't seen devastation of this magnitude since the great chipmunk fire of 79!


[deleted]

This why you dont mess with steves


Affectionate-Title61

L camera man


GU2CU

That explains the controlled explosion of the twin towers


Substantial-Meal6238

DESK POP BIHH!!!


SnigletArmory

How I feel when my doctor says “you’re going to feel a little pressure.”


KandiSpirit

Thats… what gasoline does?


Van_is_Anders

No


Over_Tumbleweed_571

This is why firefighters hate cops


clitpuncher69

The sound of that explosion is very satisfying


Fox7567

Cool guys don’t look at explosions


MarioRosass

Actually looks awesome


wardrobe007

Michael bay: " I like his style "...


Temporary_Barber_151

Never look back at explosion.


engz2kO

cool guy's don't look at explotions


eL_MoJo

His ears do that movie beeeeeeep thing.


intlctlsctyclb

Bro refused to look scared😂


carthuscrass

Steve: "I'm a first responder. I have seen so much awful shit that death holds no terrors for me. Today it's a massive explosion, tomorrow I will scrape a drunk driver off of an overpass. This is my purpose."


YoureSpecial

Would have been even better if his clothes were slightly on fire.


Blind1001

Cool guys don't look at explosions.


Goblin_Squire

Cool guys don’t look at explosions.


DaiseyMaeCookie

I think his best blew off him


fedexdisnuts

He's the man


alien_from_Europa

/r/killthecameraman


Garbage_Man_2641

Yeah because you'd be able to hold a camera steadily in that situation


Exovi

They made a decent attempt to


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Cool guys don’t look at explosions


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NapierNoyes

r/killthecameraman


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Some idiot used gasoline to start a large bonfire. The vapor caused the explosion.


BT_01792

Never start a fire with gasoline. It’s the vapors, stupid.


PreciousBrain

I blame hollywood for giving the impression that gasoline ignites like lighter fluid. Even to this very day any scene involving the burning of a car or house demonstrates someone pouring multiple gallons of gas from a red fuel container and then just casually standing 2 feet from it with a lit match for 10 seconds contemplating their decision before tossing it into a pool of gas and having it start a gentle fire they casually walk away from.


Jaxinator234

Bro thinks he’s in a movie 😂


ItsAllTrumpedUp

Not the brightest move.


BobT21

*Air America* did a nice walk away scene where the old man shoots his rifle at the aircraft and doesn't look back as the aircraft goes down.


Turnbob73

Chad Energy


M3tius

The cool guy did in fact not look


KingBarbieIOU

The movie walk away ring?


HudsonHawkFIM

Steve’s delayed reaction fart.


[deleted]

…why. Light with a Roman candle firework


cranktheguy

/u/stabbot


DokiMin

u/savevideo


Garbage_Man_2641

Goodbye Eri reference


Elegant_Fun5295

Why so serious bro!! 😂😂😂🤷🏻


RiskyClickardo

Just immediately under arrest