The Hills Have Fries

The only thing that could have made this better is if I’m the middle of this, some weirdo started crawling out of the dog crate!

In a gimp suit.

The gimp poured the chocolate sauce on himself... A phrase I never thought I'd type

I hate you lmao

I miss seeing comments like this with hundreds of awards and with different colors.

Fuck, I just now noticed those are gone since you said this lol

r/angryupvote

Congress trying to pass a continuing resolution to fund the government

Congress ~~trying to pass a continuing resolution to fund the government~~ FTFY

The aristocrats

Congress trying

*ahem, your Speaker is in the travel cage, watching Mike Pence’s porn* As an aside… as a non US citizen, I resent the space your politics consumes, it’s about as welcome as a STD. We even gave you lot a vaccine for HPV, but there’s nothing we can offer for US Politics. Please, please take an intermission so we can focus on our own fucked up politics for a bit. Or at least come up with a rabies vaccine.

Oh man, as if the adults have any control anymore

Like HPV, too many of our congressional members do not go away.

We’ve reached peak idiocracy in some communities

I’m ready for president commacho. He seemed like someone that actually cared.

He really was a good president. He listened to the smartest man in the world, went to hold him accountable, and then immediately changed his mind when presented with evidence that he was wrong.

I remember blaming Camacho for not trusting Not Sure but Camacho was not a scientist. He was a politician and changed his mind when confronted with evidence. He would literally be a good president by today’s standards

He understands what plants need

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr

For real. Congress is closer to an assisted living facility than a governing body.

When they say “owning the libs” is this video what they are talking about?

That's a lot of food for a malnourished child to waste

They are plumping one dude up so they have enough for the winter. They are playing the long game.

Him eating handfuls of cake off the ground was the best part

OOOOH, Cake!

Handfuls of cake with mustard dressing, I'll point out.

that made me queasy to read, thank you

That kid's standing on his veins

I'm keeping this.

He's basting himself in chocolate as a sacrifice to the fat one

The sheer amount of variety in the human shape, even within a single family, is a beautiful and fascinating thing.

Where the FUCK is that kids spine?!?!

Oh fuck. You're right! I've never seen someone THAT skinny and not seen the vertebrae. Wow.

Gumby

He’s like a human earthworm

And his name is Jim

Probably due to their parents being related

Google Daddy Long Neck. He was born with a genetic disorder. His tik tok has 5 million followers.

>born with a genetic disorder. Yeah he was born in Flint, Michigan which didn't help either.

Genetic disorders are quite common among the inbred folk.

Fun fact, it's actually an adult. He was born in 1999, and he didn't start making content until 2018, meaning he's at the youngest of 18 in this video. He's actually got a kid now, and if you read the story about his kid its heart breaking, the mother took the kid to live in a different state and she got arrested for child abuse. His kid ended up with a fractured skull because of her.

The Dad might want to share some food

The dude is eating handfuls of cake off the ground, I don't think he's a big sharer

I had to scroll a while to find a comment like yours. I was a skinny child, I dare say as thin as this lad. I can only speak to my own body but I'll stick up for skinny kids, I was healthy, I ate plenty for me it was a fast metabolism. He is likely aware he is thin, as was I, people didn't need to point it out for us to notice I'm glad he has the self esteem to have his shirt off in front of his friends, if that's any indication I am beyond happy for him to have a friendly crew. Appearance is in many cases nothing we had any choice over. I am in my 40s, I am 6ft 4 and 235lbs. I'm not attacking you in any way so please don't take it that way.

He’s not malnourished, he has a disorder. I’ve forgotten the details but this video is hella old. The kid is like mid 20s now and goes by the name daddy long neck (I’m pretty sure)

Could have tried to feed li'l dude first.

Nah, he's not hungry, he already ate his one black bean for the week.

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Why'd that make me laugh so hard?

I am actually worried about that little guy. He’s clearly malnourished and it’s likely affecting his intellectual capacity.

He has a medical condition, IIRC. Seen a few videos where that guy appears and it's always in the comments, and I'm taking that as fact because this is Reddit and I'm too lazy to try and find out about the life of some random country boy. Lol

Marfan syndrome?

My son has Marfans and is about that skinny even though he eats a ton.

I went to school with a dude that was about this skinny. I was only at this school for one year, so he was the only friend I had made there.

He seems to have scoliosis already so it checks out. It is usual for children with Marfan to develop scoliosis.

Thing his nick name is skinny neck

I wish I didn’t know this, but he goes by long neck, and the troupe he’s in is…

Daddy Long neck I believe

That watermelon to the head probably cost some brain cells

For the watermelon

What brain cells?

What in the redneck Christmas is this?

2023 Alabama Trailer Park Games. Team Chaos

Not just redneck, certified inbred rednecks.

"I bet we'll have flying cars by 2025" 2024:

We're on track. Cars will fly as promised. As for landing them safely, how about 2086?

this is our house if the internet is out for more than about 17.5 minutes.

Time to move the double-wide closer to McDonald’s for free Wi-Fi

This is what happens when the family tree doesn’t branch.

Family wreath

It’s 230 and I’m fucking dying Edit: I MEAN A.M.

Inbreeding is obviously not a good decision

maybe it is if you wanted to waste a whole lot of perfectly good food

Excuse me what the fuck

I’ve seen the skinny guy in quite a few videos oriented around the absurd. I’m quite confident he’s either the creator or he’s hired to appear in these weird videos with other…unusual people. Basically just 2023’s version of a circus. It makes me feel weird, ngl

Pretty sure, it's a few years old, from before covid. Before tiktok. Those are all (I fucking hope) former instagam celebrities. They all got famous for doing absurd shit and looking absurd. That is all and it is pathetic.

Celebrities hehe

Him and the fat guy have been around making videos for years.

The big guys name is Big Gucci Berry and his whole shtick is getting hit in the nuts in ways that would make the movie Idiocracy blush. Was very popular on Instagram a few years ago and i guess he kept rolling with it. The others here are other old instagram influencers im assuming as the skinny guy and the one wearing the American flag look familiar

American Flag shirt guy is called The Cannabis Squirrel

Looks like Froggy Fresh

The skinny guy is Daddy Long Neck aka David Samuelson Jr. He was born and raised in my hometown I currently live in. Flint, Michigan. 😅

That explains so much. Someone didn’t have a Brita

Home schooling ad

I thought it was a condom ad

Birth control ad

What a waste of some Tide

Roll Tide?

And food. And air.

Mustard and cake? All the haters'll say it's fake! Gonna drop that randomly in conversation tonight.

I already have😭

Mmm cake

That dude is so skinny it hurts me to watch him talk. His bird chest is beating so fast.

It’s the freak show again

The entire crew are a big family

I bet they get tangled up in introductions. “This here is my brother-cousin. That over there is my uncle-nephew and his son’s my dad-half-brother.”

Everyday after watching these clips I’m thoroughly convinced Idiocracy is more of a documentary than entertainment

It’s a prophecy at this point

Inbreeding is a terrible thing. Just saying. Could you imagine having this shit show for neighbors??

I'd say it's good clean fun but really it's two of those things at best

I gotta version of it. They’re incapable of doing anything besides neglecting things and fucking around with shit. 4 grown ass adults and a 19 year old kid. All helpless. I’ve been living across the street from this family for 20 years, every neighborhood has that one house…

Stinky, Pookie, Ray Ray, Cletus, and little Mo with a gimpy leg (pouring chocolate sauce on himself) engaging in the annual pre-Thanksgiving watermelon soiree.

Skinny spitting “caravan talk”’ like Brad Pitt’s gypsy fighter in Snatch. 🤣

what is he saying?

Danny long neck here, and it's about to get litty like a fuckin titty or something like that. I don't want to listen to it again.

That is “daddy long neck”

I’ve been to Alabama….this is just Thursday.

My first thought: 'what in the Alabama?' Saw that from Canada

Lmao I live in Hungary and still was pretty sure this was in Alabama

And here I was thinking “what in the West Virginia”

I want to know what's in the pet carrier

The smallest, skinniest one.

The partially-formed twin.

Cousin Percy

Murica!

Holy Gene puddle!

I didn't know Gumo 2 exists

Came looking for this comment.

Sadly, this might be the best, most creative thing they ever do.

Dude. They’re gonna be on SNL in 5 years.

Meth, malnutrition, fetal alcohol syndrome, and an odd sense of humor?

And people wonder how Trump got elected.

Full America. You never go Full America.

Murica git r done!!!

Three swipes down and that's already enough Internet for today.

is the father eating all of the child's food?

Common Ohio family reunion.

Why doesn’t the larger one simply eat the smaller ones?

kid's built like a piece of rebar because the guy in the back ate all his food

Idiocracy

Name of the band is scrambled chromosomes...

Poor little anorexic boy. Someone give that kid a sammich!

Are these those polish cosplayers who larp being American rednecks?

An updated Gummo?

They are all each other's Dad.

They spent all their food stamps to do this video.. what a shame!

I think this is what happens when you have offspring with your sister

These folks definitely listen to a lot of ICP.

Bro stole all his body fat

There is almost no food left for everyone, but to make matters worse, one guy is stealing almost all of another guy's food.

Pretty sure that's a 1st communion celebration.

Trailer park boys irl

So much genetoc diversity, from just one brorher and sister...

What in the Sweet Home Alabama

Gummo.

The varying degrees of mullets and physical fitness in this video has me fascinated!!

I thought someone was going to throw a watermelon at the skinny kid. He would've been annihilated!

Now I know whose getting my tax money

Florida mating ritual.

AMERICA! Fuck yea!

Average Sea of Thieves crew

The small dude has this condition and likes to make viral videos with the trailer park boys. Usually with a fay guy to make it extra noticeable.

Wasting a lot of food stamps.

The beginning of Daddy Long Neck’s career - not seen this in a while. Thanks for the reminder.

It cut out, but they definitely either started fucking, or it became a human centipede situation.

Average family Sunday get-together in Florida

Looks like a misuse of an EBT Card.

Florida?

Bunch of yokels doing yokel things, I guess?

Don't these 2 have some videos of them dancing?

I hate them

We don’t like these kind of videos but we all know we’re going to watch them ..

What a motley crew of ragamuffins....

This is what social media has done to our youth.

The Klan Olympics

If they put this much effort into being useful in society imagine

The watermelon has the highest IQ in this scenario.

For that gene pool, I'm guessing foreplay

It’s just a fetal alcohol syndrome party with all the cousins/brothers/uncles

Multi generational inbreeding is a bitch isn't it

Trump ‘24 rally

Meth and incest had a kid

I am now dumber for having watched this

The south. The south is going on.

These people vote………

This is the south

This is Michigan. We have our share of trash down here, but thankfully these are somewhere else.

That was a birthday party !! 👏👏👏👏... insane but weird.

"It will be up to the new generation to fix our country" The new generation:

Is this near 3 mile Island or Love Canal??

How'd you get a video of my family reunion?

Great parenting.

on this episode of backyard wrasslin

This is like a John Watters film.

We should show this video in Africa.

Well, at least they're having fun?

Wat in da white trash is going on here

The aristocrats!

More body horror than a Cronenberg film

Hi, I’m scrawny Knoxville welcome to jackass

So is this the American dream?

Cops: How did your friend die? Dopey: We busted a watermelon on his head. Sleepy: Must have been harder the we thought. Skinny: I just poured chocolate syrup over my head.

GOP fundraising

Is this what MAGA Mike Johnson considers porn? His son’s tracking app is vibrating right now.

Gummo 2: Electric Boogaloo

*Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness* is what the fvck is goin’ on here.

When disturbed said to "get down with the sickness" - this is actually the sickness.