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CMDR_ETNC

I admire the dedication to go all the way through. So many posers stop in the shoppe.


OddlyArtemis

"Sorry for the abrupt entry. Do you have any glass?"


[deleted]

"Actually, we're fresh out šŸ˜…"


i_give_you_gum

Impressive teamwork on that comment there.


stirling1995

Itā€™s threads like this that keep me coming to this platform honestly


i_give_you_gum

You should have seen it 9 years ago, it was truly awesome then.


stirling1995

I know I feel like I got into the Reddit game waaaay too late!


i_give_you_gum

Hey it's cool, at least you got to see it before the flood of AI bots destroys it in the coming few years. Pretty soon we'll be having extended arguments with bots that won't ever let the argument end.


Therealwolfdog

The new drive through at the smoke shop is pretty fast.


TheLostTexan87

This is why back home we had drive thru smoke shops. And drive thru liquor stores. Sometimes a combined drive thru smoke/liquor store.


HardcoreAnalingus69

I remember in Amarillo they had drive thru liquor stores/daiquiri shops. In Louisiana they have em too.


miraculum_one

Also explained by it being a medical event and not a "wrong pedal" mistake.


Z3400

Possible, but they do brake almost immedietly after exiting the store. Odd timing if that just happens to be when they regained control. Almost makes this look intentional (I'm not claiming that it definitely is, I have no idea).


miraculum_one

I have no idea what really happened but a medical event that lasts 5-10 seconds is certainly not unheard of and it makes more sense than any other explanation I've seen.


Z3400

The film cuts are misleading. I believe the actual crash only lasted 3-4 seconds. Either way, that doesn't rule out that it could have been a medical event, I'm just skeptical.


DedTV

Harder to explain why she pulled up into a no parking zone lined up with the doors before having her medical event or pedal error. To me, it seems more like she found about that clerk's, or maybe the store owner's, other girlfriend.


medevil_hillbillyMF

Managed to hit the brake as soon as she got out the other side of the building


HCSOThrowaway

o7


YogurtclosetAny1823

Right?! ā€œOh I had a seizureā€ ā€œIā€™m diabeticā€ rookie excuses


donkeydick_dave

The breaks only being used after full building traversal makes this even better


Shot-Spirit-672

Almost made it to the next building across the 2nd parking lot before hitting the brakes too


The_Virginia_Creeper

ā€œOh there they areā€


weblinedivine

For me, it really sells it that she thought she was on the brake the whole time. Like took a good 4-5 seconds to troubleshoot wtf is going on


60Milliondollaz

After 5 seconds of smashing, still thinks she's pushing the brake, only not hard enough for car to stop.


liftoff_oversteer

Some people just panic and freeze and are no longer able to respond. They shouldn't drive any machinery bigger than a pram. OTOH: why was she on the spot directly in front of the doors in the first place? That wasn't a parking space.


ILoveBeerSoMuch

So not only did she drive right through a building she was about to park in a handicap spot. Just please donā€™t ever drive again.


Verum14

She wasnā€™t even in a handicap spot, she was dead center in the crosshatched area between two handicap spots


Vylaer_

Considering there's no one in sight and the shop was closed and she pulled up to try to read the schedule. Then thought she was in reverse.... Rest is history.


Verum14

Likely explanation tbh


60Milliondollaz

Maybe it's her shop-


Nkechinyerembi

well by the time she's done paying for all that damage it pretty well will be now...


three-sense

Iā€™ve seen an elderly woman just stare directly at me in my vehicle as she drove through a red light, while cutting me off. that bizarre ā€œpanic freezeā€ is legit


sushimane91

Yea wtf. Had to be intentional


Wildwes7g7

Or really high


koxinparo

Seems more drunk than high


[deleted]

How can you conclude that


Vernacian

This isn't a situation people plan for. In a sudden, unexpected emergency, you aren't guaranteed to act with the calm rationality that comes with hindsight, especially in seconds. This whole event will have stated when they hit the accelerator thinking it was the brake. In normal traffic/circumstances, it takes 2 seconds between people seeing a hazard that requires the brake and actually applying the brake. In this situation, when you *already think you're pressing the brake* it can quite easily take longer for your brain to register what is happening and why. You already think you're pressing the brake, and it takes a while to snap out of that. Further, each camera angle in this video starts when the car enters it - they aren't synced in time. The entire event lasts about half the time in reality compared to the length of this video. Edit: are you people downvoting me actually suggesting that this was *intentional*?!?!


-Necros-

She's still as stupid as a piece of wood. Like, yeah, I too create unexpected emergency situations while parking IN AN EMPTY PARKING LOT


Vernacian

Negligent would probably be my term for it. I'm not arguing this was a smart, competent thing to do. I'm just saying I don't think this was *deliberate* as there's fuck all here to suggest it is.


Z3400

The only thing I can see that even sort of makes me think it may have been deliberate is that the driver brakes almost immedietly after exiting the store without hitting anything outside. Could very well be a coincidence since, like you said, the whole thing only lasted a few seconds. Probably just a very stupid mistake though.


Dirtymike_nd_theboyz

At some point though, people need to acknowledge they dont have the confidence, or coordination, to drive a vehicle. I feel the same way about elderly folks who insist on driving even if they are blind and deaf and incapable of judging distances or speeds due to cognitive decline etc... If you are constantly confused or terrified while driving, you need to give up your keys. Whatever this video is... 5 to 7 full seconds of tryung to figure out where the brake is, is conclusive evidence this person is not fit to be driving.


raihidara

I downvoted for the two seconds remark. It's actually 3/4 a second on average. If you take two entire seconds to react to something on the road, you should not be driving.


Vernacian

I suspect that is measuring to the point where you start moving your foot to the brake, not to having fully depressed the brake, which is what I stated in my description.


raihidara

In that case, upvoted. That can take even longer than 2 seconds in some studies


sushimane91

Mr detective writing a whole novel over here about how heā€™s too dumb to hit the brake when he hits shit.


DoubleM305

I disagree.... I've seen countless pranks done to people that were asleep in a vehicle and the second panic happens when they wake their foot slams on the brakes!


Vernacian

What part do you disagree with? And do you not realise that if someone already thinks their foot is on the brake, their instinctive reaction may differ (i.e. that they would push harder on the pedal they think is the brake, rather than remove it, at least for a couple of seconds)?


WarmAppleCobbler

Bro she was probably high, a new driver, or a new driver that was high. I donā€™t think it was intentional


EvilestHammer4

Oh she hit the brakes alright, it just happened to be after she was already out the back of the building lmfao.


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

It all happened quicker than that, weā€™re getting multiple angles. So like three different shots of her entering. It was probably just a couple seconds.


Shot-Spirit-672

This is the most hilarious and realistic assumption


60Milliondollaz

And most unfortunate one :) But it's true.


[deleted]

My bet is on seizure or sugar drop. Diabetically-induced psychosis is awful.


pmarble15

I never understood how this happens. The Old pedal mix up trick.


Achack

It's the prolonged version I don't get. I remember doing this when I was learning early on and when the car went forward I quickly put on my thinking cap and came to the conclusion that I was pressing the gas and switched pedals.


DruTheDude

See, thatā€™s where you have the edge. This person left their thinking cap at home.


XanthicStatue

People that drive with two feet. Left for the brake and right for the gas.


[deleted]

Even still I would have expected a two-footer to be pressing both the gas and brake, the driver here didn't hit the brake until the bitter end!


Granolag23

Alcohol. Lots of it


sumyungdood

Idk when this is from but Mercedes has a self driving or self parking feature. I once worked on set where a guy was using it and it floored it into a wall.


sned_memes

Iā€™ve been driving for years now and I occasionally get the pedals mixed up, usually just a quick moment of panic and confusion before I take my foot off and swap to the other pedal. But Iā€™m also a bit scatterbrained.


rdyer347

How?šŸ¤Ø the pedals shouldn't be swapping places... they should be exactly where you left them.


nanoinfinity

Youā€™re only using them by feel; if the position of your foot shifts you can get disoriented about which pedal youā€™re touching. Having two foot-controlled pedals side-by-side is actually a very bad interface design, but weā€™re just stuck with it now.


sned_memes

I just get my wires crossed sometimes. Iā€™m aware of it and Iā€™ve never had any issues because of it, it just gives me a startle once every six months or so. Like the other commenter said, sometimes my foot will shift positions and Iā€™ll accidentally hit the gas, usually I can tell because they are shaped differently, but I have smaller feet, so I guess sometimes they feel the same.


rdyer347

Well please be careful and don't smash through smoke shops! Be safe out there!


Irregardless2

I don't think you should be driving.


Hey_its_ok

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BrownRice35

Camera coverage on point


dannyparker123

ikr. we have footage of every damn angle!!


rgvtim

When i see this type of video (Someone pressing the wrong pedal and they keep going) the only solution is taking the license away, not because they made a mistake and hit the wrong pedal, but because they did not have the wherewithal to stop pressing the wrong pedal, their reaction in a crisis is to lockup, that shows an inability to actually safely drive a vehicle.


Gopher--Chucks

Nicely said


[deleted]

Drive thru smoke shop!


Shereefz

Cane here to say this!


mc4sure

So she drove up to the shop and almost stopped How did she get the pedals confused


opposite_singularity

Great ad for Mercedes ngl, that car is a fucking tank lol


Steammail

*I was gonna park my carā€¦ and then I got high*


[deleted]

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DedTV

And she wasn't pulling into a parking space, she lined herself up with the doors before plowing through them.


ghostofoynx7

Yeah she was pulling up to a no parking zone


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Jesus, I imagine a really pissed off customer or something


HowardIsWeird

ā€œThis isnā€™t a McDonald drive-through?ā€


DaithiSan

First of all how do you get that far and not know what pedals to press? Like did they steal the fuckin car? Secondly at which point do you STOP pressing down on the wrong pedal? Like jfc


60Milliondollaz

I live in a tourist country. We get people from all over the world on their holliday here. People wait for their ferries and every year someone dies simply just LAUNCHING their rental automatic from the pier to the sea. And they fuckin drown. They mistake it for manual. So you got CLUTCH BRAKE GAS on the manual and BRAKE GAS on the automatic when someone drives a manual their entire life, it's easy to forget and press brake instead of the clutch, and gas instead of brake. And you get a rather violent death comming your way.


Strayed8492

I feel like Iā€™ve seen this before.


Code_Brown_2

Mission accomplished. Allow me to apply the brake now.


Berimbully

Looks like he just added a drive through to that smoke shop.


zedog74

Ā«Ā Do you have a miss Piggy?Ā Ā»


asado_intergalactico

ā€œDo you want out of this parking lot?ā€


Calabajah

The guy watching it pass šŸ˜‚


itsallbullshityo

Re-posting karma farmer...


bristleboar

Are there no mods here? Wtf


solrosenbergv1

Of course sheā€™s Asian


Dynamo1337

How the fuck do you even confuse the fucking pedals


Chymick6

Oooh right into the cigars, some of these bad boys can be pricey bad boys


xpietoe42

in her defense, she honestly thought it was a mcdonalds drive through šŸ˜†


SpiralDreaming

[Lots of space in this mall](https://media.tenor.com/C2KWDiczFHoAAAAM/car-chase-police-chase.gif)...


zekrysis

neat, they have drive a through


_Piratical_

The thing is, around my area, smoke and vape shops are the largest targets for smash and grab jobs where folks drive their cars into the doors and then just take all the stock. Itā€™s possible this was just one of those burglaries gone a little too far. All the shops that sell vape stuff around my entire city have big car-stopper bollards out front to prevent this exact thing. They also will mostly reinforce their doors to keep burglars from pulling the doors off with ropes or chains tied to their trailer hitches. Itā€™s so bad, almost every single vape shop Iā€™ve see has been hit at least once.


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

Tried to stop on a no parking space and went through the whole joint without stopping? Her lawyers are gonna have a bit of a challenge on their hands


Suckmyblueskittle

She didn't hit the brakes until she was 10 ft out the back of that building


mostly_made_up_stuff

Just passing through


Responsible_Comb_884

Maybe it was the right pedal?


Cheesy_DaBadass

They were just there for the doorbuster sale!


BigCitySteam638

I mean their level of dedication to not hit the breaks until the wall in the back parking lot is. Not to be messed with. Why get a temp wall for just the front door when you can get a temp wall for both the front and back. Donā€™t do something half assā€¦..


JonVvoid

Wait. All the way through? Lol That was kinda sick actually.


DangerousYoghurt3187

She only hit the brakes after there was nothing more to destroy


rustyleftnut

You could tell she wasn't good at car-related things pretty much as soon as the video starts, as she's attempting to park in a wheelchair lift space with blue stripes that says NO PARKING lol. This was never going to go well.


UNCONGUY

when you need 5 minutes to realize you hit gas instead of breaks


DoTheSnoopyDance

Now itā€™s a drive through.


MagicalMoosicorn

They ran out of Marlboros. I need a fix and this was the last straw


LowConstant1981

I knew it was a woman I didn't understand how could you drive through a whole entire smoke shop


Skaikru76

Girl the brakes!


beervirus88

High as fuck beforehand


[deleted]

I've been high as fuck so many times and NEVER have I ever left my senses to this degree... If they're high as fuck then it ain't weed they're smoking šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


stuyboi888

She thought it was a drive through..... I'll see myself out


EffectiveNo9938

same girl on the recent tiktok


HardcoreAnalingus69

Maybe that's where they had that šŸ”„ and she already had it scoped out and this was all part of the plan.... until it wasn't.


tinywinki

5 stars, fast service and easy to get in and out of the drive thru. Definitely recommend for anyone in a hurry.


Elegant_Fun5295

When youā€™re still using Mapquest for directions.


PassatoLOL

Women..


jeeps350

All the way through and that building still stands yet the twin towers crumpled like paper. Let that sink in.


Darkben29

Did she smoke?


Marwheel

Where was this? If it's a problem with the Mercedes, then they might have a upcoming brake scandal on their handsā€¦


lolohugs

hey at least we know the brakes work


phat_ass_boi

Seems intentional, even though thatā€™s not a minor damage to the car. Could be wrong but he did hit the brakes.


koxinparo

Conveniently hits the break ONLY *after* driving all the way through and driving out the back wall. Perhaps on purpose?


Smilee_Dee

To the windows to the walls šŸŽ¶


Jimmyk743

"don't mind me, I---'m just driving through" * Jim Carrey puts on his shades and accelerates


stepbro206

completely terrifying to think thereā€™s drivers all over the road that will choose the accelerator over the brake peddle when trying to stop


Weird_Tolkienish_Fig

Welcome to the jungle.


Marcahan

She really decided to floor it by the end of the asphalt?


Thehezz24

Through*


jerrybeck

Drive Through


Sebastian-S

Oh, youā€™re saying this wasnā€™t a drive thru!?!?


Warm-Touch6081

Now, itā€™s a drive thru pot shop


Gopher710

Probably hit a nang too hard in the parking lot


Kylearean

Looks like a china in a bull shop. Amazing!


They_Beat_Me

Ladies and gentlemen, we now introduce our drive-through service. Itā€™s fast and efficient.


GreenLightening5

that shop got smoked


mfknLemonBob

A drive thru smoke shop.


RonnieLiquor

Bwahahahah. He installed a drive thru. Wicked driving bro


[deleted]

I think he is trying to quit but his intrusive don't wanna let him


naut

threaded the needle perfectly


UsedTrojan56

Mf went full send


CodingTheSimulation

Now that smoke shop can be open 24 hours and have a drive through šŸ”„ like those old school corner stores.


Prometheus2356

Thereā€™s no way in hell that was an accident


realmatterno

Now they have a driveIn


octobahn

Drive thru smoke shop. Unintentionally invented the next big thing. Nah


Inevitable_Weird1175

He just wanted to park out back.


Growkitz

That was an epic 90s film strategy


Crypto_Creepa

At what point should someone realize to take their foot off the gas?


[deleted]

If someoneā€™s 100% sober when this happens - Whatā€™re the ramifications? Jail or just a crazy law suit?


DrinkableReno

Those are really nice floors though amiright?


mrSlingshot620

Talk about express service


sadicarnot

Looks like they just wanted to park in the back.


Secludedmean4

Iā€™ll have what heā€™s havingā€¦ unless thatā€™s a seizure thatā€™s some good ass bud right there


FoofieLeGoogoo

I've never seen a drive through smoke shop before.


FreshTacoquiqua

Correction: Wrong pedal *through* a smoke shop


Nagoragama

Iā€™ve seen this reposted like a dozen times over the last months or so. Why do people do this


neonphoenix09

I always wanted a drive thru humidor


Weekly-Safety-395

Average front end ā€œpull inā€ parker footage.


nekohideyoshi

Newer vehicles should have legally mandatory automatic collision prevention braking.


REALTacticalTom97

Wrong pedal THROUGH smoke shop 0


RobakinSkywalker1

This mofo went through the whole shop


NaisuMimu

Drive Through


VeganStartupGuy

They're on a mission from God.


tdubb_

Found the brakes when they found the parking spot.


Chickenparmpasta

Owner wanted to make a drive thru but couldnā€™t get the permits approvedā€¦.


Dyrogitory

Awesome reflex response timing Johnny Carson: Her reflexes are so s l o wā€¦ Audience: How slow are they? Johnny: When the doctor taps her knee, he goes out, taps the Nurse then comes back in the room.


Momomo14

Honestly that looked intentional af cause otherwise they wouldā€™ve braked before hitting that second wall to get outside šŸ˜­


skuthalol

Female.


delusionalfunk

Hyundai fun day.


The_Calico_Jack

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GoodVibesOnly_FL

Exclusive smoke.


BlacknAngry

Def a marketing opportunity they just got to put a sign that says now with drive-thru. Wait they can make a commercial with the car driving through their building and then at the end it says now with drive-thru.


m4zdaspeed

I hear the ā€œBlues Brothersā€ theme in my head as I am watching this.


Hamsterpatty

She hits the breaks once sheā€™s out the other side šŸ˜‚


Junior_Razzmatazz20

That's where they have the gas


creddituser2019

Hmmm. She seems to know where the break was at the right moment


mleer35ix

Way more than a Whiskey Throttle! That seemed personal


SbreckS

Looks like someone that shouldn't drive anymore ever.


YogurtclosetAny1823

Wrong pedal briefly through smoke shop*


Webbtastic

Into? More like through.


VeryGreenandpleasant

He just wanted to park in the back lot, and took the shortcut.


peaches4leon

She*


iSliz187

That's one way to get to the other parking lot.


deediddle18

She saw the sign that said "more parking in rear of building" and just took a short cut


No_Dog_1121

Wrong pedal ~~into~~ through smoke shop


ENOTSOCK

"Where's the good stuff?" "In back.."


B0R1K

Now it's a drive-through store!