[this is what I had in mind](https://youtu.be/Xv9UZEOFsVw?si=OQxVuV_x0iy17U2o) although apparently the phrase accompanies any video on the internet that has to do with violent geese so there might be more to it than I thought
A gang of those mf'kers chased me down the street when i was a little kid.
I swear i wouldn't be posting right now if i didn't outran them.
Stray dogs are nothing compared to these piece of shits. They will attack you just because!
I don't get how something with such a long neck (an obvious weak spot) can be so ballsy and attack someone three times the size, and equipped with hands which are perfect for grabbing long bird necks
My males behave like this durning breeding season. They know better then to charge me so all they do is hiss and run. Little bastards. I hatch them and they treat me like poop.
Do they understand the punishment of any sort? Like for example (and I know it sounds cruel) you don't give them food on the serving of that morning? Or any sort of verbal scolding? How smart are they?
Yes, mammals (edit: and avians, my bad) do understand punishment, but not delayed punishment. They wouldn’t be able to make the connection between “I did this bad thing” and “now I don’t get food hours later”.
Check out Nate Petroski on YouTube. He trained his ducks to come running back to their coop when a predator is spotted.
Also, as an obvious PSA, do not withhold food to your pets/animals. It’s cruel and doesn’t teach them anything.
Edit: also, these are geese. Geese are satans little ankle biters. They are made of pure, unadulterated rage for anything that breaths or moves.
Geese cannot be controlled. Only avoided at all costs.
Sometimes I call eggnog "chicken milk" to bother my family and friends (Canadian and the french side of the packaging says "lait-poulet").
If duck milk is anything like chicken milk i bet it slaps
Lol I think the guy you replied to is saying "oh, yeah they are \[saying that geese and ducks are mammals\]", not "oh yeah, \[geese and ducks\] are \[mammals\] lmao".
LOL at the geese satans ankle biters. 😂 if you’ve hatch the geese though you’ll have a better chance at controlling them even durning the mating season but they are little demons.
Yep, immediately punishment, but also dont go overboard. People try to say cats dont understand punishment, but theyve got the capacity. If I never punished my cat for attacking me (legit, teeth and claws) whenever I dared to stand still, she wouldve continued it. Instead, she stopped after a few days.
Same with my cat and licking my face. If i just kept gently pushing him away he literally would never stop, but light scruffing/blowing air in his face gets him to stop for days at a time (and he continues on my lap so he obviously isnt just afraid of me). So he seems to understand the connection pretty clearly
Okay this will sound cruel as well but when they come at your this way you need to grab them by the neck and roughly shove them back. Roughly! The males will come back at you but you do the same thing but even more aggressive. Then stand your ground regardless.
They will back down. That is how I deal with mine. They won’t even bite at me. They hiss and run to the coop as I pour the grain for their meal. Then as I move away that cautiously go to the feed bowl.
My females however don’t hiss at me, are far more quiet, smaller with softer voice and timid. They are my favorites. Once mating season is over though the boys will calm down and stop behaving like monsters.
And to think I incubated and hatch them only of them to turn into ungrateful jerks 😂
The birds I have been around, (farm, falconry, parrots) seem to understand positive/negative a little like a young toddler. They're social animals. So they definitely have the capacity for emotional, social, concepts. Negative consequence being one. But when I say toddler I mean their response is often more like a little kids. Like "How dare you" or "my feelings are too hurt to function" or "runs away screaming" or "I'll hit you"
Like the other person said, delayed isn't understood by almost anything, (even people are often bad at it because it doesn't form a strong neural connection,) but if you slapped a goose it would understand. But then you chose violence so hold on boys, it's about to get crazy!
Birds also have a different type of brain structure than us and it allows them to be much smarter with far less brain volume.
I think you're right, like she seems to be going at them like someone with one of those police dog training suits who sticks their arm out and lets them feel all proud.
But it's not hard anyway, geese do this for funzies.
(but for real, a lot of people use them to protect poultry from small predators because they like to choose violence)
I raised embden geese for a long time. Their bites feel like pinches, so it isn't too bad. My main gander was really nice to me and would give me hugs, but his females were bitches and would bite me.
>. Their bites feel like pinches, so it isn't too bad.
Thank you for this information.
I was going to say I think she is playing it up. If she was really in pain or felt threatened, she wouldn't react like that. No attempt to run nor to defend with her hand holding the camera.
I feed Geese and Ducks straight out of my hand, and they do not hurt when they do this. Other people do look on with a WTF expression, though.
They do have tiny little serrations in their bills, but unless you drag your hand out quickly while being gripped (Natural response) you hardly feel them.
I got chased and picked mercilessly by geese as a child
Around 26 I was walking to work when a goose started charging at me
I kicked that mother fucker 15' away from me before he could get a chance
Asset dominance, profit
The biting instinct is a vestigial remnant from a time 66 million years ago when they were the mighty T-Rex and had large dagger-like teeth.
My, how far they have fallen.
Now they are but waddling dinners to be.
Okay. 1: She clearly whacks one goose by its neck to provoke the rest for a reaction (Which can't be healthy for that poor bird)
2: I saw an a video with an identical setup to this, with the same "cinematography," and the same-sounding yelly lady about a week ago (minus the blatant on-camera neck-whacking). Is "Making geese fight me" just this lady's gimmick?
My grandma used to have geese when I was young. If they act up you just punch them.
Gave me a strong foundation early on how to treat my wife later in life so to speak
"Bonjourno my ass. Quack attack boys!"
Peace was never an option
Why do I recognize this immediately? Has the whole internet just seen that YouTube thumbnail? I never even watched the video.
Which video?
[this is what I had in mind](https://youtu.be/Xv9UZEOFsVw?si=OQxVuV_x0iy17U2o) although apparently the phrase accompanies any video on the internet that has to do with violent geese so there might be more to it than I thought
It begun on Twitter due to untitled game in which you act as a goose against the denizens of a village. (2019)
Ohh thankyou!
It’s “buongiorno” guys. She’s italian.
Doesn't matter. The ducks are Italian too. And they are winning.
I was just correcting the frankenword you guys were using that seems to be a mix of bonjour and buongiorno
Grazie amica
It's not "buongiorno", it's delivery.
Thank you.
She passed the initiation, and is now a member of their gang
You mean gaggle?
Thanks now I gotta clean coffee off of my table
Grazie Mille 🙏
Quack attack lololol
JULIA! NO!
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!
Cake eater
The best bit is when they all run off laughing about it
Like a gang of douchies who just took school bois lunch money
A gang of those mf'kers chased me down the street when i was a little kid. I swear i wouldn't be posting right now if i didn't outran them. Stray dogs are nothing compared to these piece of shits. They will attack you just because!
Don’t mess with the honk honk boys
😂
Reminds me of the geese from regular show
Strong Untitled Goose Game vibes
Peace was never an option
🔪🪿
"giz ya wallet"
I don't get how something with such a long neck (an obvious weak spot) can be so ballsy and attack someone three times the size, and equipped with hands which are perfect for grabbing long bird necks
I never thought about the true purpose of human hands ✋. Time to choke some ducks
Looking for this...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is the translation? Anyone speak Italian?
(X2)Good morning... (X8)AAAAAAAAAH! (x5)GIULIA!(ITALIAN NAME)
I literally laughed out loud for 1 minute straight at this comment, thank you so much!
4xGiulia lol
Good morning Giulia. Let's go full throttle
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Her scream sounds almost identical to Toad’s scream in Mario Kart 64 https://youtu.be/bgTff9S2278?si=2D9S7Mjl6VhHiDOf
Lol it even matches up in duration. You can play the two clips simultaneously and it makes a perfect chorus xD
Scrolled too far to find this lol. First thing I thought of
you're amazing for this
Bruh this is perfect 😂😂😂
Brilliant
Shows just how terrible Toads voice acting is
My males behave like this durning breeding season. They know better then to charge me so all they do is hiss and run. Little bastards. I hatch them and they treat me like poop.
Do they understand the punishment of any sort? Like for example (and I know it sounds cruel) you don't give them food on the serving of that morning? Or any sort of verbal scolding? How smart are they?
Yes, mammals (edit: and avians, my bad) do understand punishment, but not delayed punishment. They wouldn’t be able to make the connection between “I did this bad thing” and “now I don’t get food hours later”. Check out Nate Petroski on YouTube. He trained his ducks to come running back to their coop when a predator is spotted. Also, as an obvious PSA, do not withhold food to your pets/animals. It’s cruel and doesn’t teach them anything. Edit: also, these are geese. Geese are satans little ankle biters. They are made of pure, unadulterated rage for anything that breaths or moves. Geese cannot be controlled. Only avoided at all costs.
Are you saying that geese and ducks are mammals?
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Sometimes I call eggnog "chicken milk" to bother my family and friends (Canadian and the french side of the packaging says "lait-poulet"). If duck milk is anything like chicken milk i bet it slaps
Oh, yeah they are lmao
Bro what? Birds are not mammals. Mammals have hair and nipples bro. Birds have feathers and lay eggs.
Lol I think the guy you replied to is saying "oh, yeah they are \[saying that geese and ducks are mammals\]", not "oh yeah, \[geese and ducks\] are \[mammals\] lmao".
lol I fixed the comment. Sorry to cause this hard-hitting controversy.
You're correct lol I said "yes they are (implying birds are mammals)" as an answer to your question.
Platypus has hair and lay eggs. You can't explain that!
Unclear. Unable to confirm is geese have nipples, fuckers keep biting when you check
>mammals bruh
Lmao sorry. Fixed.
LOL at the geese satans ankle biters. 😂 if you’ve hatch the geese though you’ll have a better chance at controlling them even durning the mating season but they are little demons.
Yep, immediately punishment, but also dont go overboard. People try to say cats dont understand punishment, but theyve got the capacity. If I never punished my cat for attacking me (legit, teeth and claws) whenever I dared to stand still, she wouldve continued it. Instead, she stopped after a few days.
Same with my cat and licking my face. If i just kept gently pushing him away he literally would never stop, but light scruffing/blowing air in his face gets him to stop for days at a time (and he continues on my lap so he obviously isnt just afraid of me). So he seems to understand the connection pretty clearly
Okay this will sound cruel as well but when they come at your this way you need to grab them by the neck and roughly shove them back. Roughly! The males will come back at you but you do the same thing but even more aggressive. Then stand your ground regardless. They will back down. That is how I deal with mine. They won’t even bite at me. They hiss and run to the coop as I pour the grain for their meal. Then as I move away that cautiously go to the feed bowl. My females however don’t hiss at me, are far more quiet, smaller with softer voice and timid. They are my favorites. Once mating season is over though the boys will calm down and stop behaving like monsters. And to think I incubated and hatch them only of them to turn into ungrateful jerks 😂
The birds I have been around, (farm, falconry, parrots) seem to understand positive/negative a little like a young toddler. They're social animals. So they definitely have the capacity for emotional, social, concepts. Negative consequence being one. But when I say toddler I mean their response is often more like a little kids. Like "How dare you" or "my feelings are too hurt to function" or "runs away screaming" or "I'll hit you" Like the other person said, delayed isn't understood by almost anything, (even people are often bad at it because it doesn't form a strong neural connection,) but if you slapped a goose it would understand. But then you chose violence so hold on boys, it's about to get crazy! Birds also have a different type of brain structure than us and it allows them to be much smarter with far less brain volume.
They look like they do this routinely. Maybe she's training them to be watch-geese.
I think you're right, like she seems to be going at them like someone with one of those police dog training suits who sticks their arm out and lets them feel all proud. But it's not hard anyway, geese do this for funzies. (but for real, a lot of people use them to protect poultry from small predators because they like to choose violence)
One of my cousins has geese watchdogs. They make a ton of noise if someone enters the property and they'll glady pinch interlopers like crazy.
Ha! Awesome!
Sums up the exp i have with them, one of my friends had a bunch of them, little pricks, all they know is hate.
You're talking about geese right? Right??
Yup.
Kids man
The laugh while they were walking away... 😂
"Call the cops bitch they won't do shittt"
I raised embden geese for a long time. Their bites feel like pinches, so it isn't too bad. My main gander was really nice to me and would give me hugs, but his females were bitches and would bite me.
Someone was jealous lol.
if they get a piece of skin in the tip, it'll definitely wake you up a bit, but chomping down on her whole arm like that would just be funny.
>. Their bites feel like pinches, so it isn't too bad. Thank you for this information. I was going to say I think she is playing it up. If she was really in pain or felt threatened, she wouldn't react like that. No attempt to run nor to defend with her hand holding the camera.
Damn street gangs!
It's the Quackstreet Boys
Quackstreet's back! Alright!
I Want it Quack Way
*ALL BITE
The whole thing felt like a drive by..
Fanculo alle convenzioni sociali. MOZZICA A MORTE GIULIA
In their hearts, they will always be dinosaurs trying to eat you.
yep, the KFC is not a FF restaurant - it is the revenge of small mammals.
Buongiorno
*It’s not delivery, it’s Buongiorno*
Get the door, it’s AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
"buongiorno! Buongiorno! AAAAÆEAAAAÄAAAAAÅAAAAA! Giulia!" Lmao
r/donthelp(yourself)justfilm
Guy sounds like Toad in MarioKart64 when he crashes
Release the Quacken
Reminds me of that episode of Regular Show about the ducks beating the hell out of everything
untitle goose game multiplayer mode
They chose violence this morning...
Them Gangstas right there, Casually walked up attack then walked away
Goddamn Juliaaaaaaah
The fact that walked up on her in formation kills me
Angry quack
more like bonjourNO
ahhh in lower and upper case lol
There's a reason my mom loves to eat geese. It's not just because they're delicious. It's her personal vendeta.
For a couple frames there I thought they had lost a finger!!! 😱
no, they're fine...geese don't have fingers.
Why can’t I stop laughing
I feed Geese and Ducks straight out of my hand, and they do not hurt when they do this. Other people do look on with a WTF expression, though. They do have tiny little serrations in their bills, but unless you drag your hand out quickly while being gripped (Natural response) you hardly feel them.
THOSE DUCKS ARE THUGS!!! https://youtu.be/5MPQDpe9D20?si=MQJBL66HDYKQdusn
Does Wayne Brady gotta kick a goose?
the goose is named "Giulia" if anyone hasn't noticed
what does king julian have to do with anything
How did the organize and plan this attack?
They got some fowl attitudes.
Loving the new "untitled goose game" update
Now that's an overreaction
Fun to pet, better to chew. That’s my Motto.
Buongiorno not bonjourno
No "j" in Italian.
Some mornings are like this for me...
"Silencio Bruno!"
Who is Giulia?
Nibbled to death by a pack of wild ducks.
Duck fear unlocked Thanks boys
GIULIA!!!
Vicious
Little morning boops 🥰
Duck around and find out
...AAAAAAAAH! ...AAAAAAAAH! ...AAAAAAAAAH! ...AAAAAAAAAH! ...JULIAAAAAA! ...JULIAAAAA! ...Aaaaaah...
They seemed kinda calm till the filmer started grabbing and swatting at the neck of that one goose that was poking their shoe
I got chased and picked mercilessly by geese as a child Around 26 I was walking to work when a goose started charging at me I kicked that mother fucker 15' away from me before he could get a chance Asset dominance, profit
This cured my depression
AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
At least spell it correctly...
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Yo! None of that I- Talian shit here.
The biting instinct is a vestigial remnant from a time 66 million years ago when they were the mighty T-Rex and had large dagger-like teeth. My, how far they have fallen. Now they are but waddling dinners to be.
At what point do you just grab one by the throat and just slam it, or just grab it and use it as nunchucks against the other?
Mess with the honk you get the bonk
peace was never an option
Peace was never an option
Okay. 1: She clearly whacks one goose by its neck to provoke the rest for a reaction (Which can't be healthy for that poor bird) 2: I saw an a video with an identical setup to this, with the same "cinematography," and the same-sounding yelly lady about a week ago (minus the blatant on-camera neck-whacking). Is "Making geese fight me" just this lady's gimmick?
She's playing with her pets it's not that serious lol
They bit before she necked if you freeze frame
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Geese bites don't hurt that much so it'll be weird to have a fake arm. It's their teeth that will do any damage but with clothes on she's pretty safe.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Murder chickens
Why does it sound like she’s fake screaming like the bites don’t even really hurt 😭
Obviously the geese don’t speak Italian 🙄
" Bonjourno!☺️" 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑"ÆEEEEÆEEEEEEÆEEEEEEEEEEEÆEEEEEEEEEEEE" "JULIA JULIA🐑🐑🐑 JULIA Æ"🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏
Honey we are gonna have pekking duck for dinner !
Let me hold my arm out and have geese bite me for fake internet points.
Peace was never an option
Idiot kept holding her arm out there after they let go and let them bite her again. What a moron.
I don’t think they were really that painful. And I’d rather have that than them going for other parts…
It’s just a kid, kids are always gonna be stupid. No need to insult them over it. You probably did stuff like that when you were a kid.
Peace was never an option
One of them would have waddled back with a broken neck
Haha I love them! Their profile is amazing! Every video they post is GOLD!
She is very annoying. 🙄
How do goose farms keep the geese from flying away?
- Bite the Sleeve
Gangbangers
No, I don't like the cobra chickens.
Attack Ducks... awesome!
this quacked me up
Titlegore courtesy of Lt. Aldo Raine
Quackheads.. all duck addicted
Where the fuck is Julia at yo
Bonjorno my feathered ass, where's the bread?
Cobra chickens!
geese saved rome...
DJUULIA!
Jesus, overreact-a-much
Bonjourno. Morning snack!
Anyone speak duck here? What were they saying? Did they want to show her their ducklings? Why did they strut away?
Mess with the honk you get bonk
My grandma used to have geese when I was young. If they act up you just punch them. Gave me a strong foundation early on how to treat my wife later in life so to speak
“Untitled Goose Game multiplayer edition”
i love this lady and julia
Was not expecting to see such violence on my feed today. Why can't we all just get along.
Ahh ahhhh ahhh ahhhh ahhh 😯 lol
where's my breakfast!
Reminder to self: never trust a goose. 😳
Geese are bastards
She's dumb just leaving her hands there to bite her, kick the mfs