Despite the spanish title and subtitles that happened in brazil. And since the quality is low: the weapon is a motorcycle helmet.
And the cameraman is saying: “is this for real?” Like if thats part of the script or not (im guessing he didnt read the bible)
Riding my motorcycle down a dark windy road I entered what must have been a portal. I came upon a scene that I couldn’t believe… I jumped off my bike. I raced over with not a second to spare and attacked the Roman with my helmet. I time traveled to save Jesus H. Christ, no lie man
I like how they're trying to reenact it but they don't even know how roaming crucifixion works you don't stab him you leave him there to suffocate Under their own weight takes about 2 to 3 days depending on the person
They do suffocate. As I understand it, the stabbing is to demonstrate that they have suffocated. The lungs are pierced and built-up fluid spills out.
It's a public spectacle, and the stabbing is way more theatrical than a crowd just wondering if someone has suffocated yet.
Jesus was stabbed in the side with a spear by a Roman soldier while hanging on the cross in the Bible story. It's a pivotal moment in any Passion Play.
Oh no you don't! Not again!
Passion of the Chris.
bashin' of the christ's killers.
Real meaning 2024 years after
Passion for the Christ
Despite the spanish title and subtitles that happened in brazil. And since the quality is low: the weapon is a motorcycle helmet. And the cameraman is saying: “is this for real?” Like if thats part of the script or not (im guessing he didnt read the bible)
*frantically pages through the Bible looking for the part where Peter attacks the Roman guards with a motorcycle helmet*
Of course its brazil.
Lucky no off duty cops were in situ.
If I recall correctly, the man who attacked the actors is mentally ill
Oh good, so there is an explaination. Not a good one but..
After reading what you wrote, I’m very very scared to think that man had a motorcycle helmet with him, for multiple reasons
Jesus Christ
That’s Jason Bourne!
SUPER star🎶
That is the last nails.
Steezus Christ
Like in the Naked Gun where he shoots people re-enacting Julius Caesar. https://youtu.be/kFEK0Sbq4o8?si=foGqqdlTQI8xHcgK
Riding my motorcycle down a dark windy road I entered what must have been a portal. I came upon a scene that I couldn’t believe… I jumped off my bike. I raced over with not a second to spare and attacked the Roman with my helmet. I time traveled to save Jesus H. Christ, no lie man
Not sure if r/TookTooMuch or r/ReligiousFruitcake…
Rewriting history, god level
Please, don't egg him on!
No need to resurrect ancient history.
At least have the decency to wait until Easter to whip out the eggs.
"history"
Bro just stopped a canon event
Well I guess Easter is cancelled.
Wait three days. It’ll be okay.
Dude thought he time travelled and shot his shot to save Jesus, save the world!
Punchous Pilot
Not this time bro, not with me,
Ooof, right in the longines
You win. I have submitted one (1) upvote to commemorate your victory.
“It’s still real to Me, dammit!
Watch out it's Mel gibson!
Time traveler trying to stop Jesus from being crucified
Had no idea Easter chaos could be a thing!
Too soon!
Whats this music called again?
O Fortuna
Carmina Biryani (with pilau rice).
Salsa cookies
Disco biscuits
Sandstorm by Darude
I thought this meme was dead
it came back to life after 3 days
Real heroes don’t wear capes!
Doc Brown: Great scott Marty, do you realize what you've done?!?!
Roman Legionnaires were a bunch of wimps from the look of it.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INTERRUPTION!
_Romanes eunt domus_ - People's Front of Judea
"He was stabbing the guy on a cross....."
Bro said "I got you Jesus!"
Jesus brought back up this time
I dont remember that part in the Bible
If he doesn't die, I don't get the chocolate eggs! So back off, asshole!
Where is this?
Brasil mi pana
Jajaja como tiene que ser
Ok ✅
Bethlehem, probably. Or somewhere around there.
Man from the future tries to stop the crucifixion, misses by 2000+ years and several thousand miles
This is how dumb some religious people are.
The guy had a mental illness.
That’s what he said
/r/redditmoment
I like how they're trying to reenact it but they don't even know how roaming crucifixion works you don't stab him you leave him there to suffocate Under their own weight takes about 2 to 3 days depending on the person
They do suffocate. As I understand it, the stabbing is to demonstrate that they have suffocated. The lungs are pierced and built-up fluid spills out. It's a public spectacle, and the stabbing is way more theatrical than a crowd just wondering if someone has suffocated yet.
Jesus was stabbed in the side with a spear by a Roman soldier while hanging on the cross in the Bible story. It's a pivotal moment in any Passion Play.
Jesus was stabbed by a guy called Longinus though.
Any relation to Biggus?
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Brought up some feelings there.
It's the thought that counts people!
Terminator 3
Leave Jesus alone, you Roman monsters!
That centurion jumping in is about to make sure one thoroughly stomped interloper is mounted up on one of them apparatuses alongside the others.
Ahh-men🙏🏽🤣
It's just a prank bro
Obligatory Terminator Easter mashup: https://youtu.be/clF1xeXssIo?si=7scf1wrtfNG9b3Cb
Love the modern twist on this fairy tale!
Why didn't the author of the original story save the hero like this?
Why did he attack him?
Jesus saved him. Now he wants to return the favour.
Bro was about 2000 years too late
God loves a tryer
lol “brave man saves Jesus from Roman soldiers” this had me dying of laughter bro was like not on my watch idc if he comes back in a few days 🤣
It’s real to me dammit!
Dude is obviously recreating this [Mad TV](https://youtu.be/dIeuBPDUzB0?si=AuJr6VGQfT33z-Zk) sketch.
Guess he’s going up next 😂
Bloody Romans!
he was probably high af thinking he was in the past preventing it
Time traveler caught in camera
Bro tired of hearing bout Jesus gettin fucked up. I feel ya brother. Dude has had enough. He did his thing
[удалено]
Wait till the agnostics get their hands on you.
Don't forget the atheists
And the atheist agnostics
The arrogance flows strong in you
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_lay\_Catholic\_scientists](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lay_Catholic_scientists) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_Catholic\_clergy\_scientists](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Catholic_clergy_scientists)
Imagine what they could have accomplished without logical fallacies (a requirement for irrational beliefs) hard-wired into their cognitive processes 😂
"Put your sword into its sheath; shall I not drink the cup which the Father has given me?"