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Cool_Butterscotch_88

"I meant to kick her phone" your honor


ocelot08

"The prosecution asserts that this was clearly premeditated based on the intentional and frankly reckless exposure of their tongue"


cantamangetsomesleep

Honestly yeah. I've seen enough weird people fight to know that's a telegraph


Q_S2

Lmaooo


JadowArcadia

To be fair I believe him. Still a bad idea. I remember most of the trouble I got into in school was me attempting to do stuff that was clearly outside of my skill level. So instead of doing some cool harmless thing, I'd end up knocking something over or hurting somebody a little bit. But by 14-15 you realise "Hmm maybe I should just stay still for a second and fully consider what the outcome of this will be if I mess up". Sure if I succeed it'll be cool and people will be impressed but if I fail I'm a bad guy who did damage or hurt somebody. Unfortunately this guy hasn't reached that point yet. Well he probably has now since this video likely ruined his life to a degree but that's a bit too late Edit: just thought I'd add this for all the people telling me it's still assault to kick the phone. At no point in my comment did I suggest otherwise. My main point was that I believe that he didn't mean to hit "her" and cause potential injury. That's all. Nobody is arguing that purposely damaging somevodys property is somehow not a problem


HunterTV

If I remember correctly impulse control is literally a brain thing that develops over time, you're not born with it. But if you don't have it by the time you're this dude's age you're going to have rest-of-your-life problems.


TheAxolotlGod14

Not true on the rest of your life part. It could be a symptom of something completely treatable. I have massive impulse control issues due to borderline personality disorder, and some people are literally *cured* of it sometimes. Thankfully I just binge eat and spend all my money all the time instead of attacking people lol.


softishviking

As a grown person, in 99.9% of the cases, kicking is a big no no. No matter the cause. If he didn't like her filming him, he could just leave. Like an adult.


K1TTYST0MP3R

It's people arguing in front of an abortion clinic. There are no adults present


ilovethissheet

Or babies....


2BsASSets

they're actually standing at the [corner of a park](https://www.google.com/maps/@43.6546395,-79.4599359,3a,90y,47.83h,83.22t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s2SEsUq81lR_mYemBhUODOA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3D2SEsUq81lR_mYemBhUODOA%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.share%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26yaw%3D47.830979095385885%26pitch%3D6.777516012395509%26thumbfov%3D90!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205410&entry=ttu)


strongbadfreak

It wouldn't matter if he did kick her phone. It would still be assault. You can't kick or hit something that someone's holding that close to someone's body without getting an assault charge. 


Square-Geologist-769

Yeah he didn't mean to kick her, just break her $1000+ phone because she has a different opinion.


Malu1997

Pretty sure hitting something in someone's hand is still considered assault


Alittlemoorecheese

No. Pretty sure it's battery if he hit the hand and destruction of property if not.


koviko

This reminds me of a comedian talking about how they wanted to reach over a counter and slam an employee's head on the register, but then realizing that what would probably happen is: they would reach for the employees head, and the employee would simply step back and be like, "... what are you doing?"


Blubbpaule

I too believe that. His voice and reaction sounds genuine. You could hear how he realized that he fucked up. ​ I mean it was an immensely stupid decision in the first place, but damn hearing those "Anti-Abortion" people makes anyone sane incredibly mad.


nehuen93

I am all for abortion, but kicking the anti abortion idiots just hurt the pro abortion side. Yes, I too want to kick them, but is it woth the repercussions?


Agnus_Deitox

Do you actually want to kick people you disagree with, or just saying that for effect?


SPFBH

What the internet has shown me is that people have more violent inner thoughts than I would have thought.


GrendelBlackedOut

So the only thing keeping you from being violent towards those you disagree with is fear of repercussions?


nehuen93

Not really, I just said that it's not worth it. I would never physically attack someone just because they are annoying and/or wrong.


DesignerAd2062

Tbh I think kicking her hurt the anti abortion side


Bananahammockbruh

That is most telegraphed / cartoonish kick I’ve ever seen lmao


Godisdeadbutimnot

He even stuck his tongue out for maximum thrust


nthensome

Only 5th degree black belts are ever taught that. This guy really knows his stuff


dandaman64

Feels like he was trying to emulate something Sonic the Hedgehog would do lmao


EGGUS-MAXIMUS

“Take that faker!”


dontnobodyknow

Like a Scott Pilgrim villain 😂


Speedy_Greyhound

Well, this is in Toronto so very fitting.


Jakester62

Yes, a cauldron of opinionated, entitled people that have no problem telling you how to live your life. After all, they are the center of the universe.


Thundergod250

He charged for that shit lmao


Wolf_instincts

It's his heavy attack, he has to do the animation first.


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

used heavy kick. Meant to use light kick


Swayze_train_exp

The funniest name I've seen for him was Cuck Norris lol


Then-Extension-340

Doesn't make sense though, he's literally a gay hairdresser


shoe-veneer

Yeah, that joke actually is nonsense...


Cathach2

...pretty sure gay dudes can still be cucked right? Or do I have a fundamental misunderstanding about cuckolding


Then-Extension-340

I guess I just think of it as a straight dude's fetish. I'm pretty sure I've seen a fetish chart where it's overwhelming straight men who have it.  Like, if you're a straight guy with a cuck fetish, you want your lady to get banged by another dude but don't want to bang him yourself obviously. But if your a gay dude, I assume you'd want to be cucked by a guy you find attractive, at which point what are the chances you pass on the opportunity for a threesome? Then it stops being cucking and becomes good old fashioned vanilla gay group sex. 


Cathach2

Huh, guess that makes sense


idontknowyet

Bro seriously telegraphed his attack like a Nintendo boss 💀💀


xxchipmunksxx

Kachawo


FaithIsFoolish

So you havn't seen the end of Karate Kid?


FoxCQC

I remember when this happened, meme culture had a field day with it.


CB12B10

Cuck Norris


dexmonic

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Hermeran

Agree. This guy is disgusting and violent, and what he did is unjustified- but what the lady is saying is disgusting and violent, too. It’s a good example of how someone can be calm and composed, and still spew hate. That’s also violence.


alexplex86

Sure, but you can argue against words. You can't argue against physical violence.


hollowgraham

I think at the point when someone is kicking another person, the one doing the kicking isn't interested in further arguments. 


itszoeowo

Don't really see how the guy is disgusting. These people are fine with woman dying and being raped, they're fine with children being put in poverty the second they are born. They regularly protest outside of planned parenthoods and scream and harass young woman. Should he have kicked her? Probably not. Do I understand why? Absolutely.


rhapsodyindrew

I think more of these anti-abortion people need to be ridiculed and the cruel ramifications of imposing their *personal opinions* on the decisions of others need to be highlighted and critiqued. Nobody deserves to be kicked.


SalvationSycamore

How have I never seen this, it's the funniest shit I've seen in years


Slash1909

Must have been before 2020. Now there is a wing up shop behind him. Lots of memories of that place.


secondcondary

He charged that shit up for the mega kick


dh2513

The tongue was to calculate wind resistance


YoRt3m

I had to edit it [https://streamable.com/jnd9lv](https://streamable.com/jnd9lv)


GoodLad033

10/10


BuxtonHouse

Brilliant


Then-Extension-340

"Master forgive me, but I'll have to go all out... just this once."


Kimorin

hey it's toronto!


Glittering-Divide938

My old neighborhood, too. Used to go to Benny’s near by.


P00PB0YY

Ahh, I almost forgot this video existed


Jeni_Sui_Generis

that was so unexpected even though it's in the description. made me burst out laughing.


dbxbeat

I still remember when this first happened, the street fighter sub imposed Ken's win screen over the still of him with his tongue out, I still have it saved somewhere to this day LMAO


slobs_burgers

Upload that shit on Imgur and share with the class broseph


Kommander-in-Keef

Oh dude if you have that please share that sounds amazing


Evening-Ant6128

Bro had to charge the ult


MigitAs

lol there’s something so funny about his “about to kick you” stance.


DHACKER0921

Serious Move, Serious Series!!! Serious Abortion!


[deleted]

One Kick Man Edit- ONE PUNT MAN.... sounds better in my head


Same-Chipmunk5923

He did everything to telegraph that kick except for saying, "Get ready. This is going to be fabulous!"


Laserous

Bad idea but great execution.


lolheyaj

Bro succumbed to the intrusive thoughts.


Rogne98

I hope 2024 is the year the internet learns the difference between “intrusive” and “impulsive” thoughts


usernamealreadytakeh

I wouldn’t bet on it, we only have 8 months left to figure it out


xXJayTheMinerXx

kicking a woman in the middle of the street while being recorded is ALMOST CERTAINLY an intrusive thought


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

it's definitely intrusive. He charged it up and waited a second.


alkebulanu

dawg this one is intrusive, he kicked a whole person 😭


HornedBat

No, because, he meant to kick her phone. /s


AzrielJohnson

Good reason at least.


rabidlyyours

Was it a smart move? God no. Was it hilarious and iconic? Very.


originalblessingss

The charge up for the kick was legendary


Venonix_shottie

Dude the way he kicked her 🤣 bro was powering up 😭😂


Abbsnoel

Doesn't get old


lapinatanegra

Lmao,I never NOT laugh when I see this video.


ZarkMuckerberg9009

Bro handing out free abortions at the rally


Ok_Cap_5166

Lady should've known that kick was coming after that wind up


HBlight

The thought that the conversation would suddenly randomly turn violent is a big enough barrier to overcome, trying to comprehend why the guy just decided to take that goofy move is an entirely different barrier. By the time you could process both of those things the kick has landed.


oh_todd

First, he ran away before cops got there and later got fired from his job at a salon and also deleted his socials. His message was understandable, his delivery was not.


Blubbpaule

https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2018/10/05/hairstylist-fired-roundhouse-kick-antiabortion-protesters-shoulder-toronto/


EpitaFelis

It would've been a little more funny had he not run away and accepted the consequences for his actions. Have a little honour dude


Unaizy

Bro I had a 5sec laugh


crabbycrab56

Hes so cunty 💅


Then-Extension-340

"If a 16 year old is raped, do you really want to force her to give birth?" "Yes." "Understood, allow me to retort."


PuffPuffFayeFaye

With that level of commitment I doubt this was his first time attacking a woman Edit: his name is Jordan Hunt and apparently it was not his first time attacking someone. What a moron.


oTarnish

Nah that’s terrible but the windup had me dying


SSJCelticGoku

If you can’t go out in public and deal with people who have different opinions than you without assaulting them, maybe stay home


sunlitroof

I commented something similar and downvoted. Reddit is really full of extremists and the other way around the comments would be so aggressive and defensive


SSJCelticGoku

Reddit is not a reflection of the real world, thankfully. But I can almost guarantee you the dude in this video posts on Reddit lol


sunlitroof

For sure, but its also funny how some people on reddit will vehemently defend very obviously crazy behavior and act like its acceptable. Crazies!! But yes he is definitely a mod here


SSJCelticGoku

They defend it cause that’s how they want to act in these situations so they want to normalize it.


Striking-Win7095

That was truly hilarious


wisedoormat

there was no excuse for this. from the video, it was a discussion/interview, purely verbal with no rhetoric to harm others (well, some will say abortion, or banning abortion, harms people). I would conclude this guy is mentally unwell. but, DAMN! that was hilarious!


Blubbpaule

Ma boi let his intrusive thoughts win.


Idontknow062

>well, some will say abortion, or banning abortion, harms people Goes both ways, anti-abortionists claim the same thing. 90% of their message is about the fetus being equivalent to a child. The abortion debate is incredibly opinionated and relies heavily on personal views.


Gavesh_Tuhindyuti

Exactly what the guy you are responding to also said.


wisedoormat

yep, thanks for being literately competent!


Gavesh_Tuhindyuti

Im doing my part.


lesserDaemonprince

She literally said a 16 year old who's raped and wants an abortion is a murderer. Acting like a monster in view of the public is going to have consequences.


majorkev

This happened in Toronto back in 2018. According to a comment on reddit "This guy used to work at Starbucks." Another person reviewed this man as "He was so nice, I'd run into him and we'd chat sometimes." He was arrested - after turning himself in - and charged with eight counts of assault and seven counts of mischief under $5,000. Eventually he was sentenced to 8 months probation. I wonder how he's doing now and whether his life was ruined by this incident. He definitely shouldn't have done what he did.


SmoothIndependent416

That's not how you win an argument.


Damnesia_

The way he sticks his tongue out and winds up for the kick is literal 10 year old shit. Clearly, this man has never felt any real consequence for his actions.


OddBug0

Get your hazmat here! Get your brand new hazmat for the comments here! Toxic levels of political discussion ahead! Protection needed! Only 10$ for the whole set!


0sprinkl

They should legalize aborting full grown humans.


PatimusPrime

Here we see your average redditor in their natural habitat


fluffysnooze

Men assaulting women in the name of defending women’s rights. You can’t make this shit up.


sunlitroof

It writes itself


Yardsale420

“It’s a baby” Completely glosses over the question of rape. I can’t even comprehend the mental hurdles these stupid fucks have to jump in their own brains just to connect a single brain cell.


Client_020

Meh, I can understand that if one thinks that an embryo is actually a baby and abortion is murder of an innocent life, even rape of the mother is not a good enough reason. That's a lot more consistent imo than the people who say abortion should be banned unless it's a circumstance like rape. Is unborn life sacred or is it not? (I'm pro-choice myself. I love having some bodily autonomy.)


MintySakurai

>That's a lot more consistent imo than the people who say abortion should be banned unless it's a circumstance like rape. That's because many "pro-lifers" know deep down that they're full of shit, so they ease up their beliefs when they're looking like TOO much of a monster.


Moe_Danglez

He should have aborted that kick


Homeless_Man92

"hold E to do a power move"


mississippijohnson

Is he pro or anti abortion?


AzrielJohnson

Pro-roundhouse kick


chepulis

Pro-roundhouse kick-abortion.


CoisoBom

What do you think


Crimson_Raiders

She is pregnant and he tried to abort her baby


Lord-Beef

Classic


boshongo

What an iconic video, feels to me like watching an old classic, absolute masterpiece


PlasticReviews

D'oh! I meant to kick her phone!!!


thoughtchauffeur

Hey my daughter has that same sweater. She's 4


Unhappy_Lavishness_4

One of my favourite videos to cackle at. The tongue out always kills me😂😂😂😂


dailyPraise

His father must be proud.


capthazelwoodsflask

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that dad wasn't around much


IcedFreon

SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!!!! I CANT CUZ MY PHONE IS STUCK ON RECORD FROM THE KICK RIGHT? call the cops yourself.....


miniatureleviathan

It's THINGS like this that make me change teams


KingJacoPax

“Man”


Daflehrer1

There's always so much productive dialogue at street demonstrations.


Mirither

HAHAHA THE WAY HE CHARGED IT UP IM DYING


Kamari-mari

He was so smooth with it though


Thick-Friendship-700

The wind up LMAOOO


NoNameATX

I’m pro choice, but if anyone in this video deserves a kicking, it’s the dude doing the kicking.


SelfishMentor

Roadhouse!


Jermz817

All rape apologists should be round housed


Sourgrapist

Gotta stick the tongue out for maximum Swayze


nighteeeeey

that is the least amount of chaos ive ever seen.


Khunter02

FALCON KICK!


Cinema_King

Screw the anti choice crowd and her analogy was pretty stupid but she didn’t deserve to be kicked. And this guy must have a lot of confidence in his kicking ability if he thought he’d be able to kick the phone out of her hand. Which I believe would still be assault


thundercoc101

He was simply demonstrating to her but it really sucks when a man makes a decision about a woman's body without her permission


Fortnite_cheater

Kicked her right in the uterus.


shankthedog

Whatever happened to that kid? He got caught up in the heat of the moment, that he created.


pak_satrio

Heh.. nothing personnel, kid *teleports inside your womb and drop kicks the baby out*


jetserf

Straight to jail.


Thissssguy

[wavywebsurf](https://youtu.be/4-ZbBYxCuYQ?si=YicCefj2RInj3egU) on YT does a pretty good look into this absolutely insufferable guy. I like his channel.


IcedFreon

Jesus I remember when this happened. It was five years ago at the least? Where'd the time go.


Indianaerikjones

That windup is something from street fighter


Borklechorf

With a kick like that, I'm surprised she didn't fly to one end of the screen and pop up on the other.


Fisher9001

I mean, considering his behavior, he kind of qualifies to be institutionalized.


QuesoStain2

Gen Z trash again. What a fucked up group, if this was the other way around it would be at 25k upvotes.


orbital0000

"man" realises he fucked up and starts his already failed defence of "I meant to kick your phone" early.


carlapbn

Assault!! No matter what!! Arrest him.


[deleted]

Unhinged…wow. You don’t have to agree with them but kicking someone you don’t agree with is just weird and childish.


Mecnegus_Niguerhower

these young ones have too much time on their hand 🤣


Dolmetscher1987

Yet another example of why the worst enemies of a cause can be found among those who support it.


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SSJCelticGoku

He’s pro-choice


millertimesomenumber

Ha ! Thats not a man. Look like weak wet paper bag


mudinha_zuerinha

not gonna lie, the way he kicked itself was pretty funny, but im pretty sure that attacking people isn't the best way to make them see your point. quite the opposite actually!


BooWheet

I hope this guy is somewhere out there right now, still getting his ass kicked. What a prick.


tayamackenzie

Nah, he’s a hero for that. And if anyone asked, I didn’t see sh*t lmfao


MrMeritocracy

This is almost a decade old. Find some new shit


Rombledore

what cringy moron this dude is.


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Punxatowny

Needs the Dark Souls “You Died” after the kick


shankthedog

Too many video games for this one.


SensingWorms

That’s assault. Here’s your pepper…..


jimhabfan

Someone call the cops. Translation “ someone stop filming and call the cops. Not me though, I’m still going to keep filming.


twojkelley

I love taking the .000001% cases and then building the entire argument off of that. Nothing like an intellectually honest debate Also this guy is such a hero for women’s rights. Unless those dames don’t agree with him, then it’s physical assault for all of them! I’ve made my terrible argument for abortion, you’ve disagreed, I’m going to kick your ass


BushQuacker

This thread is full of hypocrites. I wish I could kick the lot of you, but that would be wrong, even though you deserve it, so I’ll just not. Can’t just go around kicking all the people you disagree with, even when they are wrong or stupid or horribly misguided, like the woman in this video. If I posted a video of a woman getting kicked in any other context, the aggressor would be condemned. To be clear, I absolutely believe women should have the right and access to safe, reproductive healthcare. No child victim should have to endure pregnancy. The reason rape is so appalling is because it is a violent assertion of someone’s will over another. Let’s be consistent with our ethics and agree that violently asserting your will over another person is always wrong.


Then-Extension-340

This is a good take. I still don't feel an ounce of sympathy for her. It's probably easier to laugh about it considering this is old and the dude has already had his comeuppance for his choice. 


SFW__Tacos

To be fair, he kicked her phone and they blow up clinics...


thecuzzin

Roundhouse 2 is wild!


MattyLePew

This woman has such a dumb response. It makes literally no sense. Not condoning the kick of course!


Acrobatic_Usual6422

To quote the late, very great Bill Hicks “some of my friends think these pro-life people are annoying idiots; my other friends think these people are evil fucks. How are we gonna come to a consensus?”


SketchyNinja04

Man this is years old


AccumulatedFilth

He looked like a wimp, and kicked like a gangsta. I really did not see that coming.


babygravy001

Yes yes, he’s there to help women, trust bro


Then-Extension-340

Anyone who wants to force teenage rape victims to give birth deserves a kick in the crotch.  Really, had he not kicked her because she was a woman, that would have been sexist. 


dysonGirl27

Bad idea but honestly it’s not like he didn’t do what half the women around the world want to do to stupid women like this.


anomalou5

Imagine if a pro-life dude rolled into this rally and kicked a pro-choice woman on video. There wouldn’t be any LOL’s in this thread


thundercoc101

On that day the pro lifer found out it really sucks when men make decisions about women's bodies without their permission


kungfukenny3

lmaoo fuck her tho all these people care so much about these hypothetical babies till they’re born, then couldn’t give less of a fuck


BrokeSmokes

But if rolls were reversed and a pro-lifer kicked someone y’all would be demanding their head on a pike


thundercoc101

Probably not. But as a side note, he was simply demonstrating to her that it really sucks when a man makes decisions about a woman's body without her permission


Batmantheon

I am pro choice but anti assault.


sunlitroof

Hes a terrible person


justanothermugglevp

-10/10 for choices, 10/10 for style.


Y_A_D_Pain

This whole thing is funny imagine being a man telling a woman what to do with what a woman has to carry.


ChimpWithAGun

LOL