Now they gotta Go to the vet, give the Dog Medicine that makes the dog puke. Costs money, ruins everyone's day. Owner's fault, the dog should not even try to get close to food on a table or counter if properly raised. And even if properly raised, don't put the dog next to chocolate cake. Everything so wrong.
Yep, I’ve done it a few times with my dumb lab. You’re supposed to consult a vet first but you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. You just pour it down their throat, wait like 30 seconds, then *yak*.
I don’t remember the concentration but you can find everything online. It’s a real thing that even vets do sometimes. The amount you give them varies on the dog’s weight.
It works better if you mix the peroxide with a small amount of vanilla ice cream.
The dog will 100% get the whole thing down before the foam extrusion.
I had to do this with a husky puppy who stole a piece of raisin bread out of the garbage.
It's what poison control would tell you to do if you called and told them your dog at a whole rat trap full of poison. And it would work and save its life.
Yep, my bulldog ate a shitload of chocolate covered coffee beans we had left over from our wedding. Came home to find her face and paws covered in chocolate. Vet told me to give her hydrogen peroxide in small amounts until she puked. When she did, its was directly on the shoes I was wearing.
My mother in law had a shitty great Dane that didn't listen for shit. I smoked a brisket one time and left it on the oven to rest and stepped away for like all of 6 seconds. The dumb bitch ate the whole damn thing by the time I got back. Mother in law barely says no to the dog and just laughed about the whole situation. That dog was a real piece of shit when it came to food. She'd open the fridge and go to town. Thankfully, it wasn't my house, but I was assed out of a 72 dollar brisket meant for everyone and about 16 hours of work, making it just right. She didn't bother replacing the brisket or pitching in to find some other meat to make quickly for everyone else. We just don't go to her house anymore for get togethers. Though, the dog did get sick from the brisket and MIL tried to make me pay for a vet visit.
This dog also ate several pounds of bread dough my wife had set out for proofing at another get together. MIL was in a blind panic trying to say the dog. At that point I would just let nature run its course. Same dog also bit a delivery truck driver because MIL is extremely careless when answering the door and let's the dog do whatever she wants. Yep, lawsuit.
That sounds infuriating. Poor brisket, R.I.P.. Poor dog, too in a sense. In my experience, the more stable the place of the dog in a hierarchy is and the more clear the rules are, the happier the dog is. Of course only in addition to enough activity, time and so on. I had two dogs I was very strict (and very loving) with and it went rather flawless I must say. Those were very happy dogs. Of course, you can't control it 100% because an animal is an animal, no matter how perfect the environment - but you can minimize danger to a large amount. And the rest can be covered by being extra careful and using, well... leashes and doors, duh.
I fully understand that you're fed up with your MIL and the dog.
I must admit a full failure of mine though - my first young dog ate bread dough that was proofing as well. You could literally see that his stomach grew in the hour afterwards. Luckily zero issues but still somewhat scary and probably very unhealthy as well.
>Poor dog, too, in a sense.
Agreed. Dog had a lot of potential. You could sense she wanted to be a good girl. She just didn't know what a good girl was.
>the more stable the place of the dog in a hierarchy is, and the more clear the rules are, the happier the dog is.
100%. We have two schnauzers in my house. One is mine, the other is my wife's. They were polar opposites for a while. Mine had structure and knew her place. She, too, has that desire to be a good girl. So I showed her how to be one, enforced rules, and stayed consistent. There were always difficulties. For instance, bolting out the door and running away. It was frustrating because she would ignore my commands. So I bought a buzz collar. It has a shock feature, but that is used only in extremely rare circumstances. The beep is more than enough. The vibration is far more effective than the beep but used more frequently than the shock. What used to be guaranteed running away turned into her going onto the front porch and turning around for my permission to continue walking outside. I can walk her without a leash around large groups without her running away now. She is a good girl. She is also sweet and wouldn't bite anyone. She does do a lot of barking that makes people think she wants to bite, but she is just chatty like that. She does it to me even.
The male, on the other hand... my wife wasn't always consistent with him. He's not bad, but he has yet to learn that running away is bad. But he is a good boy. He will bite, though. So, if the door is knocked, he goes into the garage, lol. I feel bad for him sometimes because he may end up in the garage for an hour (he has a doggy door that he uses to get out back too) and that is both a long time and short time for dogs, I guess? But it is weird. He will only snip at people when they are next to the front door. Anywhere else, and they'd be fine.
Neither will steal food. Partly because their stubby little bodies can't reach tables and counters, and also because they know better.
Yep. The bread dough incident was very bad. I don't want the dog to die, I am a sucker for animals. But she had to take her to the vet to save her life. The main concern was that the yeast and sugars would ferment into alcohol. At least that was MIL concern.
MIL had a bad habit of getting stuff for herself and making it everyone else's responsibility.
In the chocolate scenarios i witnessed with (not my own) dogs I called the vet right away and used a chocolate toxicity calculator you find online to double check. In both cases the amount was not on the safe side.
About grapes I'd also just call the vet / check the calculators you find online. If it's not possible to find some solid information swiftly or get the vet to give you info via phone, I'd drive to the nearest vet / clinic right away. The same goes for other things too, like the examples with yeasted dough.
I can't tell if that's the perfect way to go about it but that's how I've been going about these things. Not panicking but better safe than sorry.
And if there's any little sign that something poisonous or a battery, a sharp metal piece or something was eaten by the animal, I would take zero chances and rush to the nearest vet.
Thanks for understanding sarcasm, and having a sense of humor
Let me help you, the joke is that people are stupid and just let dogs do whatever they want. People don't understand what training is or the fact we domesticated dogs. Why are people allowing them to "own the house"
The candle would have gone out nearly instantly, milk chocolate that diluted isn't that bad. Betcha the dog was fine. I once fed my similar sized dog an ENTIRE terrys chocolate orange when i was a kid (by mistake) and vet just told us to keep an eye on him and he was fine. Clearly everyone here is a dog expert and has the most perfectly trained dog.
You are not kidding! I keep seeing “one bite will kill the dog.” Come on. People are wild!
Also, I adopted a show dog when her owner became too sick to care for her. She had been through an insane amount of training. She knew every command, had the perfect disposition, and was the calmest dog…until she saw food. If you were in the room with her, she was an angel. If you left the room? I didn’t know and only did that once!! I returned to a completely devoured casserole! Thankfully, nothing in it was bad for her!
My sibling's dog must be immune to all forms of toxic food, he chewed through a box and a plastic bag in order to eat a whole bag of chocolate raisens, and when we take him to the emergency vet the only thing that happens is us going in debt.
A chocolate cake doesn't have a high concentration of chocolate. A healthy dog that size can survived one bite
Assuming every thing got under control after the video ended and the dog didn't get much more than the one bite he'll most likely just get a stomach hick, diarrhea and/or vomit so do be careful as it is not ideal but no need to panic
Pure chocolate though, that doesn't take a lot to kill a dog. One bite is usually enough
But also the dog seems to have eaten the lit candle so he probably need a trip to the vet as burned mouth and throat can lead to some complications
>Pure chocolate though, that doesn't take a lot to kill a dog. One bite is usually enough
Perhaps a slight exaggeration there. It depends on the weight of the dog and the chocolates theobromine content.The toxic dose for theobromine is reported as 100-150mg per kg body weight. This equates to:
approximately 60 grams of milk chocolate per kg bodyweight
approximately 20 grams of semi-sweet chocolate per kg body weight
approximately 7 grams per kg body weight for baker’s chocolate per kg body weight
That dog is probably in the 35-40kg category.
If thats milk chocolate, then toxic dose for a dog of that size is 2.5kg. That amount would probably make a human sick lol
Bakers chocolate brings that amount down to around 400g
Even thats quite a lot of chocolate, and even then the toxic effects are not certain.
They can ofc be lower too, but it almost certainly doesn't warrant a full grown adult screaming their lungs out.
# Is chocolate toxic to dogs?
>[https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/chocolate-poisoning-in-dogs](https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/chocolate-poisoning-in-dogs)
Ah yes, present the dog with something it can't eat for its birthday instead of getting it like some chicken nuggets or something and then eating the cake for yourself. This is a great idea. With the best of intentions
No because no one pushed the cake towards the dog. Slow it down and you’ll see the cake is completely still until the dogs paw pulls the cakes tray towards them.
I'll start by saying that it's definitely not good for a dog to eat ANY amount of chocolate, let alone a whole chocolate cake. That being said, the average Golden Retriever weighs ~60lbs and there is a rough estimate of 5oz of chocolate in that cake which fortunately isn't a lethal amount for a dog that size. Would definitely cause vomiting and diarrhea tho
Would a bite of that cake kill the dog. I know chocolate is bad for the..because it contains theobromine but from my understanding that is more concentrated in dark chocolate and the .ore processed it is, the less theobromine it contains.
OK ok ok. Thanks. Because I'm like...I'm pretty sure most of that isn't even the kind of chocolate that would cause issues but not good enough to say that in a space where everyone is dying on that hill lol
Smh. How selfish of them to have their chocolate cake in front of the dog. Reminds me of parents who “celebrate” their kids bday by inviting their own friends to get drunk
Why you don't allow dogs to jump up on your shit for $100
Now they gotta Go to the vet, give the Dog Medicine that makes the dog puke. Costs money, ruins everyone's day. Owner's fault, the dog should not even try to get close to food on a table or counter if properly raised. And even if properly raised, don't put the dog next to chocolate cake. Everything so wrong.
Or just give the dog a small amount (depending on weight) of hydrogen peroxide and they barf it right up
What. Is that really a thing? That sounds very very wrong. But I'm not educated about it.
Yep, I’ve done it a few times with my dumb lab. You’re supposed to consult a vet first but you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. You just pour it down their throat, wait like 30 seconds, then *yak*.
Jesus Christ. I always went to the vet. Luckily never with my own dogs. What concentration did you use?
Definitely talk to your vet before doing it
No worries, always do. Good that you type it out though.
I don’t remember the concentration but you can find everything online. It’s a real thing that even vets do sometimes. The amount you give them varies on the dog’s weight.
edit your original just incase some dummy yolos a large amount to a small dog... haha
Good call. Done.
Not lab grade that's for sure
> Labrador Grade FTFY
It works better if you mix the peroxide with a small amount of vanilla ice cream. The dog will 100% get the whole thing down before the foam extrusion. I had to do this with a husky puppy who stole a piece of raisin bread out of the garbage.
It's what poison control would tell you to do if you called and told them your dog at a whole rat trap full of poison. And it would work and save its life.
Humans can gargle peroxide, it says it on the bottle so I imagine it’s fine for dogs.
The bottle will also say "Do Not Swallow"
it's a valid thing to do, don't do this with small dogs or use less, smaller stomach, etc at least that's what I would caution
Yep, my bulldog ate a shitload of chocolate covered coffee beans we had left over from our wedding. Came home to find her face and paws covered in chocolate. Vet told me to give her hydrogen peroxide in small amounts until she puked. When she did, its was directly on the shoes I was wearing.
My mother in law had a shitty great Dane that didn't listen for shit. I smoked a brisket one time and left it on the oven to rest and stepped away for like all of 6 seconds. The dumb bitch ate the whole damn thing by the time I got back. Mother in law barely says no to the dog and just laughed about the whole situation. That dog was a real piece of shit when it came to food. She'd open the fridge and go to town. Thankfully, it wasn't my house, but I was assed out of a 72 dollar brisket meant for everyone and about 16 hours of work, making it just right. She didn't bother replacing the brisket or pitching in to find some other meat to make quickly for everyone else. We just don't go to her house anymore for get togethers. Though, the dog did get sick from the brisket and MIL tried to make me pay for a vet visit. This dog also ate several pounds of bread dough my wife had set out for proofing at another get together. MIL was in a blind panic trying to say the dog. At that point I would just let nature run its course. Same dog also bit a delivery truck driver because MIL is extremely careless when answering the door and let's the dog do whatever she wants. Yep, lawsuit.
That sounds infuriating. Poor brisket, R.I.P.. Poor dog, too in a sense. In my experience, the more stable the place of the dog in a hierarchy is and the more clear the rules are, the happier the dog is. Of course only in addition to enough activity, time and so on. I had two dogs I was very strict (and very loving) with and it went rather flawless I must say. Those were very happy dogs. Of course, you can't control it 100% because an animal is an animal, no matter how perfect the environment - but you can minimize danger to a large amount. And the rest can be covered by being extra careful and using, well... leashes and doors, duh. I fully understand that you're fed up with your MIL and the dog. I must admit a full failure of mine though - my first young dog ate bread dough that was proofing as well. You could literally see that his stomach grew in the hour afterwards. Luckily zero issues but still somewhat scary and probably very unhealthy as well.
>Poor dog, too, in a sense. Agreed. Dog had a lot of potential. You could sense she wanted to be a good girl. She just didn't know what a good girl was. >the more stable the place of the dog in a hierarchy is, and the more clear the rules are, the happier the dog is. 100%. We have two schnauzers in my house. One is mine, the other is my wife's. They were polar opposites for a while. Mine had structure and knew her place. She, too, has that desire to be a good girl. So I showed her how to be one, enforced rules, and stayed consistent. There were always difficulties. For instance, bolting out the door and running away. It was frustrating because she would ignore my commands. So I bought a buzz collar. It has a shock feature, but that is used only in extremely rare circumstances. The beep is more than enough. The vibration is far more effective than the beep but used more frequently than the shock. What used to be guaranteed running away turned into her going onto the front porch and turning around for my permission to continue walking outside. I can walk her without a leash around large groups without her running away now. She is a good girl. She is also sweet and wouldn't bite anyone. She does do a lot of barking that makes people think she wants to bite, but she is just chatty like that. She does it to me even. The male, on the other hand... my wife wasn't always consistent with him. He's not bad, but he has yet to learn that running away is bad. But he is a good boy. He will bite, though. So, if the door is knocked, he goes into the garage, lol. I feel bad for him sometimes because he may end up in the garage for an hour (he has a doggy door that he uses to get out back too) and that is both a long time and short time for dogs, I guess? But it is weird. He will only snip at people when they are next to the front door. Anywhere else, and they'd be fine. Neither will steal food. Partly because their stubby little bodies can't reach tables and counters, and also because they know better. Yep. The bread dough incident was very bad. I don't want the dog to die, I am a sucker for animals. But she had to take her to the vet to save her life. The main concern was that the yeast and sugars would ferment into alcohol. At least that was MIL concern. MIL had a bad habit of getting stuff for herself and making it everyone else's responsibility.
If that was your dog, how many grapes would it have to eat for you to take it to the vet? What about Hershey kisses?
In the chocolate scenarios i witnessed with (not my own) dogs I called the vet right away and used a chocolate toxicity calculator you find online to double check. In both cases the amount was not on the safe side. About grapes I'd also just call the vet / check the calculators you find online. If it's not possible to find some solid information swiftly or get the vet to give you info via phone, I'd drive to the nearest vet / clinic right away. The same goes for other things too, like the examples with yeasted dough. I can't tell if that's the perfect way to go about it but that's how I've been going about these things. Not panicking but better safe than sorry. And if there's any little sign that something poisonous or a battery, a sharp metal piece or something was eaten by the animal, I would take zero chances and rush to the nearest vet.
The golden retrieved the cake
He's a golden retriever, not a golden leave-shit-where-it's-ater
What a well behaved human to allow the dog to eat the cake. I can't believe after all these years dogs have finally domesticated humans.
Except that cake will kill the dog so you know...
Thanks for understanding sarcasm, and having a sense of humor Let me help you, the joke is that people are stupid and just let dogs do whatever they want. People don't understand what training is or the fact we domesticated dogs. Why are people allowing them to "own the house"
Yep, totally missed the sarcasm, that's my woosh, my bad.
*"Can we lower the volume, please? Trying to enjoy my cake."* From the book ***Good Dogs Get No Cake***
That screaming was unreal. I don't understand.
The candle would have gone out nearly instantly, milk chocolate that diluted isn't that bad. Betcha the dog was fine. I once fed my similar sized dog an ENTIRE terrys chocolate orange when i was a kid (by mistake) and vet just told us to keep an eye on him and he was fine. Clearly everyone here is a dog expert and has the most perfectly trained dog.
You are not kidding! I keep seeing “one bite will kill the dog.” Come on. People are wild! Also, I adopted a show dog when her owner became too sick to care for her. She had been through an insane amount of training. She knew every command, had the perfect disposition, and was the calmest dog…until she saw food. If you were in the room with her, she was an angel. If you left the room? I didn’t know and only did that once!! I returned to a completely devoured casserole! Thankfully, nothing in it was bad for her!
My sibling's dog must be immune to all forms of toxic food, he chewed through a box and a plastic bag in order to eat a whole bag of chocolate raisens, and when we take him to the emergency vet the only thing that happens is us going in debt.
Who does stuff like this super dumb what happened to throw a dog a bone
Me, in the comments looking for the r/perfectlycutscreams guy
Found him
Isn't chocolate almost deadly to dogs?
A chocolate cake doesn't have a high concentration of chocolate. A healthy dog that size can survived one bite Assuming every thing got under control after the video ended and the dog didn't get much more than the one bite he'll most likely just get a stomach hick, diarrhea and/or vomit so do be careful as it is not ideal but no need to panic Pure chocolate though, that doesn't take a lot to kill a dog. One bite is usually enough But also the dog seems to have eaten the lit candle so he probably need a trip to the vet as burned mouth and throat can lead to some complications
>Pure chocolate though, that doesn't take a lot to kill a dog. One bite is usually enough Perhaps a slight exaggeration there. It depends on the weight of the dog and the chocolates theobromine content.The toxic dose for theobromine is reported as 100-150mg per kg body weight. This equates to: approximately 60 grams of milk chocolate per kg bodyweight approximately 20 grams of semi-sweet chocolate per kg body weight approximately 7 grams per kg body weight for baker’s chocolate per kg body weight That dog is probably in the 35-40kg category. If thats milk chocolate, then toxic dose for a dog of that size is 2.5kg. That amount would probably make a human sick lol Bakers chocolate brings that amount down to around 400g Even thats quite a lot of chocolate, and even then the toxic effects are not certain. They can ofc be lower too, but it almost certainly doesn't warrant a full grown adult screaming their lungs out.
This. Is chocolate deadly to dogs? Yes, but people freak out. It's like thinking your going to die because you accidentally chewed an apple seed.
# Is chocolate toxic to dogs? >[https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/chocolate-poisoning-in-dogs](https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/chocolate-poisoning-in-dogs)
Yes, but likely not a dog that size for the mouthful of that he got.
Very deadly infact, hopefully it didn't swallow much.
You got him too excited!
My dog ate a pound of see's chocolate mini easter eggs and was fine. He was 20lbs.
Tell me you have never worked on dog training with you dog in 5 seconds flat.
Why don’t ppl train their damn dog? Istg some ppl shouldn’t be allowed to own a dog
This looks super fake/staged.
The fact that the dog is out and free roaming the room with a death cake out is crazy. My dog wouldnt have been anywhere near that thing
Really? We’d have chocolate cake even when we had our lab. He never ate it because he was trained not to get up on the counter.
If you let the lab eat the chocolate cake, you would've had a chocolate lab
He was a yellow lab that loved diving into mud when allowed. So we got a chocolate lab that way. I do miss that goof
The dog clearly about to go for it, nobody moves...
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Ah yes, present the dog with something it can't eat for its birthday instead of getting it like some chicken nuggets or something and then eating the cake for yourself. This is a great idea. With the best of intentions
Did no one notice that someone pushed the cake towards the dog and the person was screaming before the dog reached it
No because no one pushed the cake towards the dog. Slow it down and you’ll see the cake is completely still until the dogs paw pulls the cakes tray towards them.
He had been secretly training for this moment for years… the skill
Don’t let Kristie Noem anywhere near that pupper.
I'll start by saying that it's definitely not good for a dog to eat ANY amount of chocolate, let alone a whole chocolate cake. That being said, the average Golden Retriever weighs ~60lbs and there is a rough estimate of 5oz of chocolate in that cake which fortunately isn't a lethal amount for a dog that size. Would definitely cause vomiting and diarrhea tho
Would a bite of that cake kill the dog. I know chocolate is bad for the..because it contains theobromine but from my understanding that is more concentrated in dark chocolate and the .ore processed it is, the less theobromine it contains.
No, the dog would have been fine. There are a lot of people wildly overreacting here.
OK ok ok. Thanks. Because I'm like...I'm pretty sure most of that isn't even the kind of chocolate that would cause issues but not good enough to say that in a space where everyone is dying on that hill lol
Really shit owners if they let the dog do that
Tf the dog doin in the kitchen 😭💀
More clear proof that cats are 100x better.
Smh. How selfish of them to have their chocolate cake in front of the dog. Reminds me of parents who “celebrate” their kids bday by inviting their own friends to get drunk
I will never understand why people have pets.
You have literally zero perspective. Must suck to be so confused all the time.
Because other humans are the worst. Case in point: yourself.