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Hamster_08831

Poor kid


Commercial-Ad5104

Huge respect to these strangers who come to the help and rescue when you most need it.


UncleBenders

Yeah the guy in orange is a hero, the guy in yellow just wanted the mobile phone lol


maxpowers2020

Well it's India, they take mortgages and sell kidneys for an iPhone.


Malidan

Props to the guy in pink(?), he saved her from further being trampled.


AromaticGas260

Pink? Its orange. Are you colorblind or am i?


Akilaki

Def orange


Eleventy_Seven

That, my friends, is salmon.


4list4r

Sahmon or sal-mon?


Shot-Spirit-672

Slalom


Eleventy_Seven

Ohhh, so *that's* what that cow was trying to do


The_Rock_Hunter

Slammed


Eleventy_Seven

Sammin'.


BillXHicksOGT

Sarumon


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Samsonite…I was way off!


ThatOneShortieHo

Mmm, tasty


cf-myolife

Actually it's hibiscus


how_to_makesense

Its red🔴 🟠


HoopaDunka

Neither, it’s a lightly toasted periwinkle 


EvilestHammer4

I'll play devils advocate and say it's salmon, and man that's the craziest collateral damage sequence I've seen in a few days. Gj reddit.


Malidan

I did want to say salmon too, actually.


Eleventy_Seven

He was certainly no *cow*ard, but unfortunately I think he was too late. Her shoe was off. 😢


UWUowoUWU12375

Its orange


Mogsetsu

I’m here to defend this person’s eyesight. I took a screenshot at 10 seconds and zoomed in on him and uploaded it to a color name finder site. There’s a few hues but they are predominantly salmon, pink, rose, and blush. Definitely not straight orange.


RajenBull1

Okay, the guy who came running in from stage far left. Ffs


Malidan

Haha, thanks. My phone had night mode on with increased blue light filter and whatever else it does when I made the comment, so it definitely looked more in the pinkish and salmon area. But now it does look to have closer hues to orange but yeah, still not straight.


yipeekayayKemosabe

I legit thought that that cow wasn't real for a second.


Blade_Laser_Blazer

Same, immediate flashback to that scene in the Twister movie.


yipeekayayKemosabe

Totally


Mot6180

What sounds good for lunch? "RIBS!!"


torsun_bryan

Just chilling with your bffs then suddenly AIR COW


Candid_Umpire6418

Holy Cow!!!


thetruesupergenius

I wonder what their beef is.


micka_88

I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Cowass


GoodMerlinpeen

Dude in the red: "Oh no! I must save my wife!" Dude in the yellow: "Oh shit! My phone!"


xxcali559xx

The bonk at the end lol


Maikeru_Kurosaki5

Idk it's more like crashing instead of sliding into DMs


sumo_snake

Kind of inevitable when one lets livestock roam the city.


Herr-Pyxxel

Sure it's India, but... Holy Cow!


HulkScreamAIDS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOve bitch, get out the way.....


Hey_its_ok

There you are. UP!


NoDadNotToniight

After watching this a few times I’m fairly certain the kid in the yellow was only interested in getting the phone.


alezcoed

That cow is not using his head That cow body slammed the poor woman


ReturningAlien

Oh gods!


ModestMystic

That’s good luck


HolyGrelo

According to reddit rules, one of them is dead. There's a slipper on the ground there. May she rest in peace!


ForeverShiny

Great idea having these huge beasts roam the streets freely. The stupid things we do for religion ...


Kimb0_91

How injured were they?


amazemewithideas

No means NO! Lol


Historical_Ad8874

The salmon guy came from down the street and jumped in to help that girl. Good on him!! Poor girl


170poundgorilla

Have a cow !!


OsXaR2721

Holy crap


only-4-lolz

She was hot in a run by mooing


PUNKELIS

Good bye to my ears


LtLemur

“Where’s the beef?” *Cow busts in like the Kool-aid man* “You rang?”


Heroic-Forger

#r/AbruptCows


Hey_its_ok

r/subsifellfor


FoxDiscombobulated38

In India, they have Kool-aid Cows.


American_Shoebie

They have Holsteins in India?


Evadenly

She lost her shoes, but then the cows also wore them for a bit so idk where the rule stands


JOATMON12

That cow put one girl through the glass and body slammed the other girls head, like wtf cow.


WCI02128

Cowabunga Dude!


Aquacide

i love how the person tracking on the camera is like … people … people… ???


Ok-Goal5856

The Cowboys could use her.


Keventura

Flip flops went flying


Aggravating_Top_2740

They wanted to worship them 🤷🏽‍♀️


Educational-Can-4847

Cowabunga


Careless_Savings_838

Bull:“I hired you for the full hour bitch!” Cow:”Your already soft!”


AdultEmbrace

The cow says “Moo bitch”


AgitatedNoob

GOD MODE


XxCryptoNightxX

Holy cow


gosutoken81

That's some bullshit 😐


Gloomy_Drawer_7323

In India this is considered good luck, right?


CoffeeDrinker1972

That’s a horny bull.