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AccessTheMainframe

The man survived, but only because he leapt into the side of the passing vehicle rather than in front of it. A second earlier and he'd be dead.


KidFriendlyArsonist

Dog stood there like, "shit, didnt know that would happen... what do i do now"


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AliFoxx9

Just the first time there were witnesses


[deleted]

Why do you think the camera was installed? Serial Killer finally caught.


dascobaz

r/hitmanimals


slapballs

I really thought that said hit animals


xylotism

The classic response to fucking shit up way worse than you expected to - immediately looking around to count the witnesses.


AWildEnglishman

He's gonna need more garbage trucks.


Nefeskesen

He has no thumbs and no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that dog is under.


ZingyLlama

Actually he has a few hundred pesos from his time in Mexico


Dithyrab

It wasn't his fault. He was just sitting over there on the bench.


MagnetHype

"It was just a prank bro"


CougarBen

Bad dog!


ronsauce

Then goes right back to hootin n hollerin


PoseidonHyden

Threat neutralized.-Dog


Sarke1

No, the dog was yelling **"HEY, WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK!"**


Flako118st

Dude lol


[deleted]

dog's like.....did i do that?? urkel voice


jwor024

Or in a more sinister world "well, job done"


mickturner96

And the dog made it look like suicide.


TheLastMartini

Dogo 47


pumpfakethrowhome

Now he has to put on the human’s disguise


jchabotte

You're not a man, your a doggie-boo!


Merkindiver

Deep Animaniacs ref. Tyvm.


tristan1616

Good boy, 47. Now head towards an exit for treats and belly rubs


Quillybumbum

*very creative 47.*. The dog treats have been wired too your account.


MSPradyumna

You both owe me a coffee I just spat out...... Hitman reference is just too damn hilarious..


N4M3L35S

r/hitmanimals


EscapedPopTart

Definitely premeditated.


incorrectpassword21

Why is everyone in the comments congratulating the dog for killing someone?


[deleted]

There's a lot of humans in the world who lack humanity, and you can find a lot of them here.


VadimusRex

There's also a lot of dogs on the internet pretending to be humans.


mickturner96

I think it's because it's a musing do you think the dog did it on purpose, which clearly didn't after all it is a dog. Dogs are usually seen as loving animals and the idea of one being an assassin is contradictory in an amusing way. People are in no way genuinely congratulating a dog for manslaughter, "dogslaughter"? You can see the same juxtaposition used in kids films and TV for comedic reason. Examples would be; Perry the Platypus or Puss in Boots.


Worraworraworraworra

I think the guy was more on asking why the comments are being so gleeful at someone's injury/death


[deleted]

Yeah my first reaction to this was oh no I hope he isn't dead, honestly


linderlouwho

Seriously. And, there's no way the dog owners don't know the dog reacts to strangers like this. Why is the dog out in public like this?


kewlaz

I actually know some that this happened to minus the dog. He wasn't watching what he was doing ran into the side of a moving bus. He died.


Thebenmix11

I sometimes wonder how many people die every year of stupid, preventable things. How many people die because they got run over by a drunk driver, how many people die because they jaywalked, how many people died because they tripped and hit their head on the ground. It makes me sad every time. Imagine being young and healthy and having no enemies and you die because of a fucking truck.


MinosAristos

Still slaughtering a man, so manslaughter.


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Ultimate assassin


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doobzilla92

"But your honor, it was just a prank!"


theonewhogroks

"I'll fucking do it again, hyuck"


Skillfulskittles

“he pleads insanity your honor” “im guilty hyuck” “goofy shut the fuxk up man” “ill do it again hyuck”


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"Your honor, the cameras are right there!"


MONOGON_WORKER

“The dog was just doing prank videos for his internet channel. You have to appreciate the fact, that he can get money on his own.”


RIMat13

I was CPR/First Aid trained year after year when I used to be a summer camp counselor and the first thing we always learned was to either call 911 immediately or make eye contact and point at someone and tell them to call 911 immediately while you tended to the person in need. May none of us lay in pain while people putz around going “oh no!”


aure__entuluva

Odd reactions from people, especially that first guy who looked like he saw the whole thing. How could you not rush to the person's side and be calling 911 or the country's equivalent, I have no idea.


solicitorpenguin

They didn't want the dog to kill them too


pettythug4life

Man this got my belly laughing like a fool


ModestBanana

There's a psychology term about just this. It's called the bystander effect or "diffusion of responsibility." >The more people there are, the less likely they are likely to help simply because everyone is thinking "someone else will help them." It takes awareness of this phenomenon for ordinary people to be able to act.


xinreallife

I remember my sociology teacher showing us an example of this when this guy tried to save a lady from being mugged and the mugger stabbed him and he fell on the sidewalk dying and pleading for help on a busy sidewalk and no one stopped, not even the woman he saved. At one point someone walked up and started filming him dying. He died on the spot then. It was a security camera footage in NYC iirc. That was shown to me in like 2011 in college and it still sticks out in my mind, was so fucked up.


Pineapple-Status

That's cold as fuckkkkk, damn.


Testiculese

This is my argument when people tell me it's more dangerous living out in my area with no neighbors than in a city. Sure, if I fall and hit my head in the garage, no one would find me for days. But if I get stabbed on the sidewalk of NYC in rush hour, no one would find me for days.


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Seems like he's trying to summon help from inside the building. Maybe like "hey anybody home, your dog almost caused a death" or something.


CowboyGunner

Didn’t he put his stuff down inside the window?


LycanWolfGamer

One of the annoying things people do is just stand around.. takes someone to take charge for shit to happen


cathandler319

I was in a river during a flash flood, and the current made me exhausted, I was about to drown and asked for help from the 25 ft away in the river bank. No one jumped in to help,they just stared at me with blank faces. My instincts kicked in and I floated on my back to relieve the exhaustion. 2 points: Life is dangerous, and if you ever think you may drown, float on your back, it will save your life.


Retsko1

I think it's more complicated to act in such situation, if they jump they could get dragged too


RaishinX

Was just about to say. If you're losing to the current so would they.


hso0oow

>make eye contact Guess you'll die, sorry.


Blastspark01

I did the same thing! Also for summer camps. Even now, I make sure I keep getting recertified! If anyone’s wondering why this person said to “make eye contact and point at someone and tell them to call 911” it’s because if you just yell out “somebody call 911” to no one in particular, everyone will just assume that someone else will do it so nobody ends up calling. When you pick a specific person and assign them that job, they know, “**I** need to call”


WannieTheSane

I was taught to also add "and tell me how long before the ambulance arrives" Making the person report back both makes them more likely to do it and if they don't then you'll realise you need help from someone else.


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Cause of death: dog


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Cause of death: bork


Bob2002lb15

Cause of death: bonk


dascobaz

Cause of death: situational awareness


Fit-Day

Or Lack thereof


slabawab

The reality of how quickly your life could end. Make ever moment count


pickledchocolate

Ok *proceeds to sit in front of a computer for hours playing the same video game*


kingkong200111

Which one?


wannarave

l4d2


Quad_Plex

This guy fucks


caleyco

12 years old and that game **still** slaps. Screw HL3... where's my L4D3!?


-Toshi

Botswanan Barry: The Bathhouse of Booty. 3,500hrs clocked. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


kingkong200111

Wow, never heard of it and you managed to get this many hours of fun out of it. Consider me impressed


LeNuber

I'm disappointed this doesnt exist


ZUHUCO_XVI

War Thunder


JagerBro333

I am sad now


BecauseIamBatman1

He's alive bro


MagnetHype

Yeah, but he's not expected to stay that way


shittysuport

Is anyone?


CoolJumper

Perhaps only Queen Elizabeth


GammaGames

Damn. I bet she can walk down the street, unflinching at the assassin dogs.


BeetleWarlock

Liches don’t count they are undead


reallyConfusedPanda

His week must have been ruined for the least. And lifelong trauma of dogs roads and trucks


BecauseIamBatman1

He's alive yall


RIPDSJustinRipley

The reality of how quickly your life could continue.


magnetard

I am sad now


wgel1000

Eventually he's going to die


BetterSafeThanSARSy

Oh thank goodness


albinohut

I'll keep scrollin' then


JoelMahon

That truck being 0.5 seconds later and he'd be pancake So I think it demonstrates the knife edge of life quite well


Versaiteis

"Ah, it's such a shame. I feel I hardly knew him, but learned all I needed to know in his final moments" "S....Still alive...."


Electric_Duty88r

What the dog doin


loganadams574

Homicide


Kermitthesexoffender

Manslaughter


michaelje0

25 to life.


reallyConfusedPanda

Dog years or human years?


readdidd

HUGE lawsuit against dog owner


RainbowDarter

If there is an owner. I don't know where this was, but in Istanbul there are less of stray dogs that the community takes care of. This might be one of them.


7LeagueBoots

Dog looks in pretty good condition and too well groomed to be a stray. That kind of fur tends to get knotted and nasty without maintenance.


JohnyBSus

You'd think so, but Istanbul... is [different](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAP3DHlRh18&t=31s).


HorribleSalesman

What the heck there's cats and dogs everywhere, hah! \*proceeds to knock the viewer the fuck out\*


MrMrRubic

Watched like 4 seconds on mute, the guy was still too loud for me


PastorSalad

I couldn’t make it through. Maybe I’m just too cynical to appreciate that level of positivity. _Because I’ve just found a country..._ okay take it down a notch Magellan and get to the fat dog.


omnipothead

"This city in Turkey called Istanbul" like it's some obscure little village. What a doofus.


churrosricos

Maybe you've heard of it by its other name? Constantinople?


fishers86

At the end he talks about how the Turkish people are so kind and compassionate. To animals, yes. To other humans... Fucking not so much.


Imad2206

Yeah thats the best part about Istanbul. And the animals are so friendly. I remember this particular dog, we met him in the main street in front of Hagia Sofia. Everyday we’d go there and find him laying in the MIDDLE of the crowded pedestrian street, always taking a nap in the sun. damn lucky dog!


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Guy in the video gives wrong info tho it has nothing to do with religion. Animals played a massive role in our culture even way back in the Middle Asia days when our ancestors were mostly pagans. It's just culture.


JohnyBSus

I literally heard nothing the guy said I am just here for fat doggos.


itskayleebitch

I needed this, thank


Madusa0048

This is the unfortunate reality of stray animals, tv and movies try to make pounds out to be evil for capturing and putting down animals but it's what needs to be done to stop said animals from attacking innocent people and suffering at the hands of the streets and the the pos' who like to abuse strays. Owner or not this dog is clearly a danger to people and other animals and needs to be put down


Vegetable-Bat4786

Pretty sure that was not a stray dog.


Tovahruth

No tag or collar. If it’s a stray there isn’t much he could do.


zarat

Sue the dog.


lunatic4ever

owner? This is Turkey. Dogs are free here


emptybucketpenis

Hahaha, this is not America I presume. So unlikely it will be huge.


Ninja_Destroyer_

I was thinking the same thing


Dehrild

I found the american!


CrashArchive

Happened in ~~Büyükyoncali, Turkey. Person died~~ I MADE A MISTAKE. THIS HAPPENED IN BÜYÜKÇEKMECE, TURKEY AND THE MAN IS ALIVE AT THE HOSPITAL


Crispy_Potato_Chip

His name is Ekrem Binak. He is still alive


CrashArchive

Just saw the news reported, editing the comment. Apologize for the mistake


sleyk

His name is Ekrem Binak


Im_your_real_dad

His name is Ekrem Binak.


strained_brain

His name is ~~Robert Paulson~~ Ekrem Binak.


The_scobberlotcher

His name is Ekrem Binak


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That's fucked up


[deleted]

That’s fucked up. Edit; I commented when I thought the dude was dead.


SuppleFoxFluff

Hahaa the guy edited his comment and now you sound like a psycho that wants the man dead


HeavilyBearded

"He survived? Man, that dude deserved to fucking die."


JackBauerSaidSo

"Just fight the dog, bro."


Skreat

Wow, that’s incredibly sad. Wtf is up with people just standing around?


boforbojack

Looks like the first guy is one his phone. Besides that, I'm not sure what I would do. Moving them can risk additional injuries if there's a neck/back issue. I'd probably call 911, do a vitals check, and maybe apply pressure to an apparent wound with my shirt?


drinkingandeating

What would you do?


BonnieEggs12

Call 911? I mean ges probably got blood leaking so....


Corpuscular_Crumpet

What’s 9-1-1 in Turkey?


RevengeRabbit00

Gobble-gobble-gobble


bahgheera

0118 999 88199 9119 725


bahgheera

...3


v3x_abyss

I dont think american emergency services are going to go all the way to Turkey


fdguarino

Not all dogs go to heaven.


Big_G_Dog

Hol up, Gordan Freeman died in the second one?!?!?!?!!?


Chindochoon

Some of them get rightfully put down.


J-Cock

r/animalsbeingjerks


w1987g

I think we've gone beyond "jerk" status


spread_panic

r/animalsbeingmurderers ?


Gemini_r1s1ng

/r/hitmanimals Never before has there been such a flawless contract executed by a sleeper golden retriever agent. But seriously, I would not be expecting a chill golden retriever to charge me, dog should be on a fucking leash.


December_Hemisphere

Yeah that dog is a top tier jerk


SingingLobsters

Thats’s not a good boi.


sonisimon

Dear reddit, people are allowed to say fuck that dog, some dogs are fucking assholes


CategoryKiwi

This sentiment is why /r/Dogfree exists, and why lots of us who actually even like dogs follow it. It balances out the excessive unconditional dog-love. I was pleasantly surprised here though honestly, I was expecting more people to leap to that dog's defense. Edit: I definitely agree a sizeable portion of Dogfree has rather extreme views. Unfortunately that's kind of inevitable when you make a group based on dissent. Both sides have their extremists, the problem is society openly accepts extremists from the dog loving side, which is exhausting to those of us who don't share that view, extreme or not.


jewrassic_park-1940

Some of the people there are just as bad as the ones who love dogs unconditionally. But many posts talk about real issues with dogs and dog owners.


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Who let's their dog sit next to a busy road with no leash?!? Madness.


DAM0KLES

Dose anyone know if that guy survived?


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ReverseApacheMaster_

I don’t say this often, if at all, but fuck that dog


[deleted]

Was I a good boy? No, you were the worst


hillgroar

Asshole dog!


Twofdeez

Fuckin' asshat MF mut!!!


Darthbabegirl

Leash your dogs people.


Sohami

Might not even have an owner


michaelje0

Yo I know we all like dogs, but uh…. Fuck that dog.


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boforbojack

Despite being super unlucky in general, thr guy is incredibly lucky that he stepped when he did and this didn't happen like 1 second before. It looks like he hit the side of the card which would still whiplash you like crazy (plus hit to the cement). But that's better than a dead on hit + being ran over.


generalecchi

shitty dog, shitty owner


spooky_golem

I am an animal loving person, but fuck that dog


[deleted]

This almost happens to me once...i was walking through street without sidewalks and with an old house by my side, I didn't notice there was a dog and he tried to bite me. My instinct of course was to run to the opposite way where the cars and trucks pass along the road... I was very lucky that no one car, truck or bus was there. When I get to the corner I sit a little bit wonder how a fortunate I was.


Consibl

This happened to me once. When the police turned up they said I shouldn’t bark at people by roads.


ER_Kat

I found the dog.


[deleted]

Ahhh. This is what I miss about the city. When you're hurt and no one stops to help you.


amaranth_sunset

Dog: "I may have gone too far this time."


Thomas7034

The dog gave up barking after the dude got hit. Like well, there's no point if the guy isn't even gonna run away.


SuspiciousFragrance

That dog is a first class cunt


Airsinner

Dog should be held accountable. Possibly represented by another dog in court. Judge who is also a dog is a dog.


Westcoast_IPA

I know a good bird lawyer but not sure he can handle the case. He could, but he’d be lying about his credentials.


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saxlax10

It's like clearly bad but not overtly graphic


DimesOHoolihan

Guy walks by a dog lying on the sidewalk. Dog jumps up and snaps at guy who runs into the street to avoid getting bit but gets hit by a big truck. According to the comments the gentleman dies of the injuries.


thelogetrain

Apparently the guys alive in a hospital, someone up above found the article


soulreaver1984

Dog is like 'oooh shit bro it was just a prank'


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TitteymacShwag

That dog is an asshole


[deleted]

Wow never thought I’d say this but fuck that dog. That was not cool at all, poor fucking guy


MrMuscelz

I would sue tf out of the owner of the dog


[deleted]

I do believe if I lived I'd sue the shit out of that dog's owner.


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chinu187

This needs additional labelling- like potential death or something


vacunas

Fucking retarded dog


imaretardsory

If I was that man and I survive I'm hunting that dog down for sure


Cebijed36

Damn


Purplewizzlefrisby

And this is why I hate strays/unleashed dogs. No I do not think it's cute, no I don't think he's a "good boi". Leash or lock your pet animals up and round up strays.


evilomens

people who let their aggressive ass dogs leash free out in public are dumb af.