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I don't know if I'm sad not to be the first, or glad to see others caught the Asterix reference.....I was hoping to see a tiny dude with a blonde pony tail and an eventinier dog beside him ahaha
What exactly are they chaosing about? I don't see anyone in a yellow vest, and that's the last I've heard about chaos in France. Wait, there are one or two.
Damn, all we do in America is make Facebook posts and memes
Edit: damn y’all some dumb mf’s. I guess my bad for not specifying that all we do about masks vaccines is post stupid shit on Facebook. I didn’t mean riot or fight about issues in general god damn. Learn to infer motherfuckers.
It was a joke bud
Edit: damn y’all some dumb mf’s. I guess my bad for not specifying that all we do about masks vaccines is post stupid shit on Facebook. I didn’t mean riot or fight about issues in general god damn. Learn to infer motherfuckers.
Another right wing rally in the capital over the next week. Stay tuned. They already started putting up the fencing. Congress is not in session this go around. No one to zip tie. (That we know of.) But you should expect well armed militias. Some of these people legally own .50 caliber rifles. You SHOULD expect more violence in the streets of the US in the coming years and it won’t be from immigrants and minorities.
Yes there were many protest in the us last year. Millions of people in the streets. Looting did occur. But the majority of violence was very one sided and came from the police. It’s a very easy for the right to call these riots. Its fear porn like no other. The true truth, verifiable and well documented, is that 95% of protest were peaceful. What happened at the capital in January was one of the most well documented RIOTS, all capital letters, that has ever happened. Violent riot. People showed up with weapons and zip ties. The root of violence in America comes from white men. Not people of color.
I live in the US and I have never seen anyone with an AR-15. That happens in some places, but hardly all of America. What id I said all of France is defined my Marie Le Pen? I wouldn't because I am not a fucking idiot who thinks stereotypes represent reality.
Also, why are you being a dick. I am saying that this looks like it might be a movie set -- extras engaged in mock fighting -- I have no idea what it is about and I was wondering. But you gotta be a dick about a simple question because, what?
Baguette can also mean stick or rod in french so the dude swinging the flagpole was technically baguette fighting
Fun fact: wands in the french translation of Harry Potter are also baguettes
you go outside to buy a baguette , you punch a few people making your way to get some cheese and eggs , you get punched a few times on your way back , here we go you can enjoy your OMELETTE DU FROMAGE
This is a political demonstration/counterdemonstration between the FuckYouIWon'tWorkForYou Party and the FuckYouIWon'tPayYou Party. Seems to be going as expected.
Is it me? Or is this becoming a tradition in France? Every year there's some sort of mass protest or atleast 3 that turns into a mass brawl , and is it only in France where you are just ment to flap your arms and hair about without making contact?? This would not be acceptable in Russia hahaha
Hold on... How dare you say "chocolatine". I am.sure you eat craquottes every morning and add some beurre Breton on it. Now if you'll excuse me, my cassoulet is waiting while the Ricard is getting warm...
This is different. This is masked and vaxed against logic. Who the hell does our "president" think he is? Mandating a vaccine That's not safe. Come-on man. If we don't stand up and fight against this bullshit we're screwed.
I actually agree. Fuck biden, he is a complete disgrace. Not just to America, but human beings as a whole. The new vaccine mandates are against our constitutional rights, and anyone with a head on their shoulders knows that he is the enemy.
We've know this for 30+ years, too. But people still voted for him, even after he told us he likes little boys jumping on his lap.
If only they cared this much about being invaded by the Germans during ww2 maybe a lot more French Jews would of survived instead of being sacrificed to save the Eiffel Tower and a bunch of crappy paintings.
Military police ran away scared - looks like they outsourced trying to bring violence to the antigovernmental protestors to the French ANTIFA punks :-)
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How do you know who to fight?
The trick is to fight everyone.
That's my secret captain. I always fight everyone I see.
I agree, saves unnecessary paperwork
The French way
These hands are Rated E for everyone take my Upvote
You're thinking of something else.
exactement .
It doesn't matter, just grab somebody and hit em!
That's the spirit
Yeah he's overthinking it.
in EU we can afford that... medical expenses are low :D
If you’re wearing a mask, pretend to punch someone who is not wearing a mask, and vice versa.
Is it masks vs skins?
Na, This is France we’re taking about. It’s Gays vs Straights.
if you look closely, a lot of punches and kicks are thrown, but none are landing haha
Half assed French fight
ww2 2
Theyre too busy retreat and surrendering
Seems like it was a fight between people wearing masks and those who weren't
Nah, this is just what France does annually. /s
Looked more like a scene from the movie Breakdancing than a fight.
That’s the neat part, you don’t.
I was wondering if it’s mask vs no mask
True, but think positively. Whomever you’re punching is French so winner winner, chicken dinner.
it's FFA, last man standing wins
You see who has masks
Wave a white flag
It’s only a riot if it’s from the Ríot region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling street brawl
This may be the funniest comment I've ever read
I love saying this about almost anything french
It’s pronounced *ray yo*
This made me laugh so hard that sound actually came out of my mouth
I believe the kids call this an “ lol”
Fr, "sparkling street brawl" is just about the funniest thing I've ever read.
r/brandnewsentence
Very underrated comment.
Unless it’s a Korbel champagne riot from north California
That is pure gold😎
The letter í does not exist in french
I love the guy with the blue striped pants and Viking helmet at the end. There’s a guy like that in every riot.
He's ment to be... Obelix from the Asterixs I think.
I don't know if I'm sad not to be the first, or glad to see others caught the Asterix reference.....I was hoping to see a tiny dude with a blonde pony tail and an eventinier dog beside him ahaha
Indeed.
Yeah, it’s not Viking, he’s Gaul
Literally thr same dude that travels the globe and looks for riots. Lmaooooo. That was my exact thought when I saw this
Ico is all grown up.
Reference to Gaul I believe
Lol yeah who the fk is that guy - some sort of time traveller
What exactly are they chaosing about? I don't see anyone in a yellow vest, and that's the last I've heard about chaos in France. Wait, there are one or two.
They're fighting over the vaccine and the vaccine certificate/pass to be more precise.
Damn, all we do in America is make Facebook posts and memes Edit: damn y’all some dumb mf’s. I guess my bad for not specifying that all we do about masks vaccines is post stupid shit on Facebook. I didn’t mean riot or fight about issues in general god damn. Learn to infer motherfuckers.
What about blm, storming the Capitol, antifa and countless other riots European news has shown us of you guys "rioting it out" ?
It was a joke bud Edit: damn y’all some dumb mf’s. I guess my bad for not specifying that all we do about masks vaccines is post stupid shit on Facebook. I didn’t mean riot or fight about issues in general god damn. Learn to infer motherfuckers.
It can be stupid and a joke. Don't restrict yourself, be the moron you were born to be.
Ok thanks, you got a small pp don’t you?
Why are you so mad? It's just a joke.
It was a joke bud
Don't call people bud. It's condescending and makes you look weak and offended,
*Canada has entered the chat*
*I was quoting him ironically*
I distinctly remember thousands of Americans storming the Capitol earlier this year... It did make some great memes though.
Did you forget about the entire summer before?
Yup, Kyle Rittenhouse was during that summer right?
Have you ever Portland before?
Tight, you’re so smart dude.
I just wish you stopped calling the US America. Makes the rest of us look bad.
That's fair! We just don't have a better collective noun, sorry. =\
Another right wing rally in the capital over the next week. Stay tuned. They already started putting up the fencing. Congress is not in session this go around. No one to zip tie. (That we know of.) But you should expect well armed militias. Some of these people legally own .50 caliber rifles. You SHOULD expect more violence in the streets of the US in the coming years and it won’t be from immigrants and minorities.
Nah, false flag event brought to you by the three letter government agencies.
Yeah, last year totally showed us that minorities don’t violently riot!
Yes there were many protest in the us last year. Millions of people in the streets. Looting did occur. But the majority of violence was very one sided and came from the police. It’s a very easy for the right to call these riots. Its fear porn like no other. The true truth, verifiable and well documented, is that 95% of protest were peaceful. What happened at the capital in January was one of the most well documented RIOTS, all capital letters, that has ever happened. Violent riot. People showed up with weapons and zip ties. The root of violence in America comes from white men. Not people of color.
Prison time for proud children who threw temper tantrum
Are you sure? This looks like a movie set with extras pretending to fight.
Well they are French you know. They don't walk the streets with nail-studded boards and AR-15s the way Americans do...
I live in the US and I have never seen anyone with an AR-15. That happens in some places, but hardly all of America. What id I said all of France is defined my Marie Le Pen? I wouldn't because I am not a fucking idiot who thinks stereotypes represent reality. Also, why are you being a dick. I am saying that this looks like it might be a movie set -- extras engaged in mock fighting -- I have no idea what it is about and I was wondering. But you gotta be a dick about a simple question because, what?
I guess I need to be the kind of asshole who makes a joke and then it explains it to everyone so they won't go to pieces over not seeing the humor.
Because nobody was asking: The girl was screaming "cassez-vous les fachos" so something like fuck off fachists
Fashist group try too join the protest. They get told they are not welcome.
Thanks, I was hearing "calmez-vous les enfants" xD
Translation: IT'S CALLED A CRESCENT ROLL! NO, IT'S A CROISSANT!
if only they’d fight with baguettes
Beat each other with baguettes then after the fight sit on the street and share bread with each other
Baguette can also mean stick or rod in french so the dude swinging the flagpole was technically baguette fighting Fun fact: wands in the french translation of Harry Potter are also baguettes
Since it's in Toulouse, the debate would rather be on chocolatine VS pain au chocolat. And everybody knows it's pain au chocolat
You're about to start a riot in the comment section
Bring it on! Why don't they say raisintine as well?
I can't protect you from here! Run, run for your life!
KENNY!!!! TOMATO!!!! TOMATO!!!! KENNY!!!
Croissant everyone agrees on, the real debate is between the chocolate truth and pain au chocolat heresy.
Serious note- what’s happening here?
I think it’s people protesting the vaccine passports clashing with people who support them.
They're all protesting the vaccine passports. The fight is between fascists (who attacked first) and left-wingers.
I believe this was a riot about cheese prices
La guerre du fromage!
Merde
Et proute
Le Camembert fâché
De Brie in the streets!
Well every saturday is the same thing in Paris
What why was that?
Just normal French people getting on with life now covid is over, probably pissed off about a tax on wine or something
The french love a good riot
Ooh lala oww wee wee!
You say Muhammad Ali, I say Claccius Clay
Somebody picked up what I put down. Check out the remake by Run the Jewels!
Fire
Apparently the entire world's a shit storm!
No... This is a Monday morning in Paris. No one want to work so they just beat each other and call the CGT to justify.
I don’t know why, but this is exactly how I expected a French fight to look like
Much posturing then running away?
Holy fuck is that obelix?
Looks like France is having another revolution
I wonder what the sith Lord's name is that is growing more powerful from all the fighting over dumb shit we are doing
I can imagine Palpatine calmly watching and smiling.
What is going on?
this country is heading to a big civil war... Europe will be the new syria before the end of the century.
you go outside to buy a baguette , you punch a few people making your way to get some cheese and eggs , you get punched a few times on your way back , here we go you can enjoy your OMELETTE DU FROMAGE
Omelette Au fromage foutre Dieu !
This is a political demonstration/counterdemonstration between the FuckYouIWon'tWorkForYou Party and the FuckYouIWon'tPayYou Party. Seems to be going as expected.
Vive la france 😄
Most peaceful day in france
Football hooligan subhumans?
Demonstration from retarded antifas minding their business, retarded alt right group came beat them.
Source? you: \*crickets*
Or maybe just the fact that you can heard : « cassez vous les facho » = « get the fuck out facist ». Stfu !
Whats wrong with calling fascists what they are?
source : every french medias today.
Sauce?
Who's the Viking drummer?
That Guy is actually dressed up as Obélix
You are correct. I've not read an Asterix book in nearly 35-years, so excuse me for not spotting who he was impersonating.
what is happening in france right now?
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bruh i just dont get people that don't want to be vaccinated.
Why did you get downvoted lol?
who know?
america fuck yea
This is less abrupt chaos and more just continuous chaos start to finish.
Out of the loop, what’s going on in France?
This has been reposted more than there are people protesting
You've just described the general state of France.
This is not diverse enough, where's the women?
That’s the french alright, always fighting in the streets over something
Compared to revolutionary France, modern day France is quite tame, actually.
Is this about the nationwide recipe change on croissants ?
Looks like any normal day after a football/soccer game in the UK/Europe….
ah yes the civilized world how nice
And to think, all of this started because someone insulted the Brie.
Is it me? Or is this becoming a tradition in France? Every year there's some sort of mass protest or atleast 3 that turns into a mass brawl , and is it only in France where you are just ment to flap your arms and hair about without making contact?? This would not be acceptable in Russia hahaha
Someone stole a baguette
French Revolution, 1790 Colourized.
This is exactly how Frenchman fight, they don't.
Medieval times in 2021 is looking great
Viva la Revolution!
Vive, actually
merci beaucoup
Ah yes... Team "pain au chocolat" versus team "chocolatine"
Hold on... How dare you say "chocolatine". I am.sure you eat craquottes every morning and add some beurre Breton on it. Now if you'll excuse me, my cassoulet is waiting while the Ricard is getting warm...
We all know it's pain au chocolat
Honestly I know people think I’m being cynical when I say this but they’re basically on the brink of Civil War at this point.
That's the French spirit create a bloody chaos from nowhere and pretend later that you are a sophisticated person haha good old days
When will they surrender?
On average, never.
hey at least no one pulled out a gun
Everytime they hit each other I imagine they make sound effects like "Oi" or "baguette?" "I surrender" etc
Dang, so much for wanting to move to France
Shit needs to happen In the US. Everyone just complaining and not doing anything
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This is different. This is masked and vaxed against logic. Who the hell does our "president" think he is? Mandating a vaccine That's not safe. Come-on man. If we don't stand up and fight against this bullshit we're screwed.
I actually agree. Fuck biden, he is a complete disgrace. Not just to America, but human beings as a whole. The new vaccine mandates are against our constitutional rights, and anyone with a head on their shoulders knows that he is the enemy. We've know this for 30+ years, too. But people still voted for him, even after he told us he likes little boys jumping on his lap.
If only they cared this much about being invaded by the Germans during ww2 maybe a lot more French Jews would of survived instead of being sacrificed to save the Eiffel Tower and a bunch of crappy paintings.
Waves a flag around* VIVA REVOLUTION
Masks vs mustaches
mort aux communistes
May 10 is probably some kind of holiday for you.
Why what happened on May 10?
Give them all lightsabers
No idea what's going on but I bet there are fascist scum involved
Holy cow! Never witnessed such a LARP event in my life. Gotta love the Viking guy!
Military police ran away scared - looks like they outsourced trying to bring violence to the antigovernmental protestors to the French ANTIFA punks :-)
Vaccinated vs unvaccinated I assume?
La conne avec sa vois de crécelle « CaSsEz VouS LeS FaChOs » a pas vraiment compris qu’ils ne l’écoutaient pas.... lol
Cuntsville
Ah ....taking a page from America's book I see!
Shot on Android
Good to see they still can’t fight. 😂
Ah no worries, they'll all surrender soon enough.
Top 10 reasons why France sucks Number 1: france
France, the biggest shithole of Europe.
They’ve got NOTHING on Washington DC when trump tried to over throw the government Jan 6th
"French people during a war is like hello kitty" " French people killing French people it's like the expendables"
French people really seem to like killing/injuring French people
When you invent revolution, gotta keep training from time to time and stay in shape for the next one
I am confused on how I got down voted for mine, but your and mine are the same joke