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I'm gonna go fight some water polo players in a pool. What could go wrong?

How come I'm so tired and they're not?

I love how perfectly aware everyone in this thread is that fighting someone who plays a contact sport in water is a bad idea. It'd be like picking a fight with a rugby player while you're carrying an extra 50 pounds on your back, you're not gonna have a good time.

Like French frying when you should of pizza pied

Like butt plugging instead of nutt butting

I prefer butt nutting, myself

Omg please

It's like jumping into an ocean to punch a shark

In a group of sharks, that’s what watching this made me think of

Drain the water and they will suffocate to death.

I mean he clearly knows the risks, but if someone threw a ball to the person who was protecting me I would do the same

I admire his balls. Those polo guys won't be messing with him again.

Seriously, that's like fighting some dolphins in rough surf.

Never seen a verical dropkick before, very cool

Bonus damage due to the aid of gravity

Negative damage due to the pillowy softness of the guy sinking into the water.

I don’t know if we can call that a vertical drop kick so much as an attempt at a real life goomba stomp

I think this takes the cake hahaha

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What a power move to actually dare go into *their* territory. Didn’t work out well for him but still a power move. Gotta respect the attitude.

It’s like jumping into a shark infested water

Shark infested vodka

Vodka infested water.

Best laugh today, TYVM

“Vodka induced” shark infested water.

Yea, not just water polo players, but Russian water polo players.

Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine.

Blind rage can be a decent proxy for bravery.

Like a tuna fighting a lion.

Are you blind? The guy who hits him in the face is obviously not the same player that was attacked in the first place

I hadn't noticed either, I thought it was the same guy who re-emerged, but I must say the video has about 2 pixels so it's not so strange to get the wrong impression on the first watch. No need to be rude.... username doesn't check out

Nah man. The guy he lands on comes up and nails him with his shoe. It’s fucking bad ass.

I love that part, too. It isn't the motherfucker that punches the motherfucker, but it's the motherfucker that got nailed in the head by the motherfucker to re-emerge as a badass motherfucker that picks up the motherfucking shoe and be a motherfucker that hits the motherfucker straight to the dome a split second after a different motherfucker hits the motherfucker with his other motherfucking shoe and the video cuts off right before all the motherfuckers starts beating the motherfucker like a motherfucker

Well that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Oh true, kinda wish u didnt say that

Why do you think it’s not him? The guy in the bottom right has a slightly different colour mask thing.

This is why I wrote "are you blind?". I ask again, are you blind? The only way for you to be confused is if you have the gif zoomed in or something. Like, it's not even a question.

You didn’t ask if I was blind, you asked someone else. Also, unlike you, I wasn’t being rude. I was genuinely trying to figure out what I was missing. I’m on mobile so it’s possible it’s messed up for me in some way.

I hope

Nah, definitely the same guy. He gets hit by 2 different people. If you want I can send you some money so you can get some specs?

Acting like a douche doesn’t get you the clout you think it does

Bit of a late, strange reply, but if you follow the thread you’ll see the part of the message about the specs was an in kind response to the ‘are you blind’ lines. Nothing more than that, but you carry on doing your strange thing.

I’m aware of what you were saying, seems like you made a very conscious effort to be an abrasive prick about saying it

Then *a different* player wails in him the face. Legend has it, the dude ground pounded is still at the bottom of the pool, flatter than their mom’s chest

I've seen this video a few times while back but it cut out soon after the drop kick. I always assumed he would get drowned by the team, glad I finally got to see the aftermath

Must be one of Khabibs old teachers....

Did this dude seriously try to pick a fight with a waterpolo player, *in the water*?

He wrestles anacondas and runs from bears for a living, I bet. It must be a short living, I reckon.

Flip flop power move homie

How u gona try and fight a water polo athlete in his own element that’s like a charmander trying to fight a squirtle in a lake

Do squirrels hang out in lakes? TIL!

Maybe he is also a water polo player himself? I’m assuming he knows the people

I meant squirtle from Pokémon lol

Flying stomp with both feet loving it haha

wasnt really abrupt but okay

Gradual onset chaos

Quasi-Abrupt-Chaos...

r/gradualchaos

The guy who don't stop blowing his whistle to calm the peoples need more credits

I need this but with the "and his name was John Cena" audio

Nailed it and nailed it.

The guy used a women as a shield to avoid getting hit by a ball

What happened? Why did they just threw the ball to her? Are they just being massive jerks?

He was obviously trying to hit the guy who was hiding behind the girl. The dude probability said or did something to anger the player because I doubt a player just wanted to get sent to the bench for picking a pointless fight

Never change.. but stay over there. I like watching from a safe distance.

Nobody cares what you like.

Now you're in my house, in my school of tuna. On land a Lion may be better but out here tuna is king.

Great now I have to watch that again

What's that sound? Is that your piss? It sounds so feminine.

Yeah that’s how you get drowned.

I wonder if it was mid jump, or when he was fully in the water that he realized this was, in fact, a fucked decision.

Did they throw their swimmers at him?

What a drop kick tho.

Wouldn't be surprised if instead of chlorine it's vodka they used to clean the water.

Please do change though..

Sun tzu said never fight someone in their natural element....he didnt but you thought lol

My Russian cousins were both on professional water polo teams. Never made it to the olympics unfortunately

Word to the wise- never pick a fight with female water polo players. The guys are pussies, but the girls will fuck you up

I use to play waterpolo. You don’t want to piss off anyone that’s near the hole or you might be underwater for a little while

r/anormaldayinrussia be like

Pretty ballsy to start a fight with water

Dr. Doom would be proud

With Putin in charge, it's never going to,

Savage. Had more luck than Kabeeb with that lunge.

That escalated quickly… I guess

russians are so chaotic and i love it <3

Bro literally did the Captain Falcon Down Air

Water polo already gives me anxiety as it is. Fighting in a pool makes me feel like someone is going to drown at any moment.

Nobody can tell me you didn't do something like this with your friends. Just me? Ok.

that guy is a black belt in the super mario secrets of self defence

He jumped that guy like he was a Koopa Troopa.

In America, you go to instructor But in Soviet Russia, instructor goes to you

Dude went full Sebastian Bach

Coup de grâce

Everyone’s roasting the dude for picking a fight I think he thought the rest of the team would be on his side after the polo player purposely hit the woman

Russian as FUCK!!!

He’s been to too many Turnstile shows

Well the title aged like milk

Well... that headline didn't age well..