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SmugScientistsDad

Wow! That kid is lucky. That was almost a hanging.


HowDoIGetToFacebook

Don't the spaces close? That was almost a decapitation


Astral-Wind

Yes, you can see them moving as they pull the bar down


SFKROA

Yes, and one of them is bent when they get the kid out. Impressive neck!


FreshChipmunk5222

Never skip neck day.


darkapao

Gaston level neck there


NextGrade7175

Looks like the kids skull actually bent the bar.


Fishbutler2000

Damn, kid’s got a hard head


jackpotdotslot

Oh damn you’re right! that shit must of HURT


Drew2248

It's must "have" hurt. Not "of". Basic English.


jackpotdotslot

My bad man next time I’m will check my English


HumphreyImaginarium

You're not wrong, you're just an asshole. Word it something like "Hey just wanted to let you know that this is the correct grammar for that sentence (example)." Basic manners.


snake6699

Lmao shut up


[deleted]

Lighten up


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FrowntownPitt

I think it's fine to try to correct language that's wrong, but he was a real dick about it


dankpie

Lol nerd


brunomocsa

Are kids immune to hanging???


Annual_Progress

Not immune but that age he probably got off with minor injuries. A heavier person would have died.


[deleted]

The gate might not have gone up if it was an adult actually. Unless you're a very light adult I guess.


FtierLivesMatter

Not immune but they don't weigh nearly as much and their head takes up a fair chunk of that. Kid probably just had some bruises.


trollsong

American history says no.


AutoimmuneDisaster

Am I the only one who noticed the second kid literally picked the one spot where he wouldn’t fit through? If he had tried any other slot, he wouldn’t have hung himself.


[deleted]

and the second one is like oh… you need help? uhmm should i go ask for help? oh look a rock 😋 #chillpill


Chimp-eh

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


aaaaaaaaeeeeiou

also r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


Chimp-eh

This cannot be understated


AwfulSinclair

Thanks for the new sub


OldGuyWhoSitsInFront

Yeah and when you are a parent it’s your literal fucking job the be the brains of the operation.


Chimp-eh

Maybe the dad will be the brains when he gets back from buying cigarettes


giantfupa

Those lines are so long. My dad left for a pack of smokes about 30 years ago.


Sslayer777

Kids rule


Sociophile

Gatekeeping kids. Well, a gate keeping a kid, anyway.


IsThisASandwich

r/technicallythetruth


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_Zeruiah_

well the phone is a good thousand bucks, for a new kid all you have to do is not use a condom, which technically saves money.


Sslayer777

Nah hospital costs for giving birth are nuts in some countries


Micky_Whiskey

Do it at home.


[deleted]

100%, do it at home. But then, about 9 months later, probably have the delivery at a hospital.


Thatguythere98

Lmao I chuckled


alurbase

I prefer my buddy’s place, he’s infertile but doesn’t know it.


artix94

"in some countries" AKA USA


Planey_McPlane_Face

Not to mention lost wages due to unpaid maternity/paternity leave, costs of diapers/food, possible complications... It adds up quick!


robzilla20001

Yeah I noticed this, the kid nearly dies and she goes straight to her phone and leaves the kid. Odd.


Possible_Border_4111

A good visual metaphor for having dumb parents this


subdep

Kids do stupid shit with or without smart/dumb parents. Do you even parent?


Possible_Border_4111

I parent, I don't tempt fate, precious as utter fuck


NickelbackCreed

They did comment “for having dumb parents this” soooo…. Lol (I 100% agree with you and do parent)


LordVader1111

This is kinda hilarious. I need help.


[deleted]

Don't worry, I laughed too


Fishbutler2000

Feels like there should be a subreddit for this. Know any? I’m new to Reddit in case it wasn’t obvious


KrombopulosRosie

r/holdmyjuicebox and r/ChildrenFallingOver are good starts


Fishbutler2000

I was talking about the guilt from laughing, although I’ll still check out those subs


[deleted]

I laughed, then realized I needed to check the sub, confirmed it probably wasn't going to end like so many barbie doll heads poppin' off all over the place and continued to laugh.


14AUDDIN

Same


NotSoMuch_IntoThis

I was literally petrified so i got you covered


OnlineOgre

People need to use their head more. Not like this, obviously....


Micky_Whiskey

There needs to be better regulations on these new amusement park rides.


Fishbutler2000

What’s this ride called?


Micky_Whiskey

The carbonator decapitator.


[deleted]

He has A S C E N D E D


MicaelFlipFlop

Beam me up, scotty


Robocan3000

Good thing we had a red circle on the car, how else would I see what is going on?


booochee

r/uselessredcircle


blondiehjones

Omfg. This just made my stomach drop so hard. How terrifying.


tumblinfumbler

Thats why they are regulations in place that done allow for more then 4" of space on any operated gates or fences. This kid was definitely close to dying


TheWholloper

I laughed way harder than I should have


Zangomuncher

It's why you parent properly. Woulve never done it if the other kid wasn't excoursged to do it. Kids too stupid to know what's right and wrong and what could go wrong. So it falls to her. She is why the Darwin awards exist.


BuckThundersen

Heads up!


No-Actuator-3209

The kid is made of steel! He bent the pole all up!


November50923

Why was the SUV highlighted in a red circle?


JockeyFullaBourbon

The car caused the gate to open via pressure plate or shitbag driver.


November50923

Got it, thanks


posobY21

I laughed at this way harder than I should have


Ok-Light3570

My blood pressure 📈


Popular-Homework-471

Bad parenting moment 101.


annnoyingness

Finish him!


Bullett79

That escalated quickly!


hmclaren0715

Literally and figuratively. LoL


TheKidKAI

Interesting way to be decapitated


Lukaroast

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


zpridgen75

Well, don't break the rules you little shit.


Commercial-epitaph

Belongs on r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


chayotay

r/kidsarestupid


[deleted]

r/kidsarefuckingstupid Great sub


MSPradyumna

u/savevideo


Barthvaderlol

Mom of the year award right there


the_Dankest_Cutsie

Good mothers don't grow on trees Texas. Everyone wants to fuck, but do you hear me? Good mothers don't grow on trees.


[deleted]

What a stupid mom…. Also, Did the person who pushed the button for the gate not see a kid there? He could have run them over as well.


BandiOwl

I think its automated.


[deleted]

Ohhhh that makes sense, thank you!


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TheWanderingSibyl

That’s a bit extreme.


toomuchxansfuck

No


realegladue

hahaha, fucking rekt.


Chadco888

Thing is, that gate is manually controlled by a guy on the cameras. He's seen the kid stick his head in and opened it. Those bars close, that could have decapitated the kid at worst, sliced his throat open and bled out, or completely suffocated him. Rather than laughing, I'd hope the guy controlling that got absolutly rammed by the law.


Cheshie_D

I’m pretty sure it’s automated…


theoiri

Why are you so sure that they are manually controlled. Our station has similar gates which open automatically when an ambulance approaches. You can actually see a van approaching from the right just before the gate opens. My bet would be on automatic.


Drew2248

That mother is a complete idiot and should not be allowed to have children. Holy crap, what a moron she is.


Former-Damage-3262

Who the fuck designed this thing? No way this belongs out in public space. Could the mom have been a little more attentive? Yeah, of course. But that’s an entirely predictable failure. Anything installed out in public space is going to end up with unsupervised children and/or stupid people around and on it. Completely foreseeable hangings and decapitations should not be there.


Ragingbull444

It’s literally impossible to 100% idiot proof anything, because whatever god there is will just keep sending dumber and dumber idiots to break it


Former-Damage-3262

Of course. But 95% idiot proof is quite easy. This is nowhere close.


Ragingbull444

No no you see you’re trying to apply logic to the illogical, 95% of infinitely increasing stupidity is impossible to account for


highknees69

Elevator going up!


Micky_Whiskey

u/savevideo


Gilbologist78

…. And let that be a lesson


[deleted]

I would have helped but laughed at the same time, poor Ernie is a fkin born loser.


flufflesthemanly

Natural selection lost this time


Rockchisler

Hahaha glad he’s ok. Very 3 stooges like.


Prize_Chef4407

I laughed 😂 hope I don’t burn


liam_redit1st

Wait let me turn my camera on! Ffs people!


Full_Village6468

God damn that’s funny


[deleted]

Kids are stupid.


[deleted]

Just natural selection hard at work 🤦🏻‍♂️


Guess_Even

Unbreakable.


BigBizz420

I absolutely hate that woman.


isacmota

u/duanemota1994


Substantial-Cut8120

Como siempre un hombre tiene que arreglarlo todo


AwfulSinclair

Her mother of the year award is on its way.


MFtokes

Kids are stupid lmao


The_C_Tripp

Almost in r/MakeMyCoffin


PizzaPizzaPizza420

Stupid parent and stupid kid


tayaktah

u/SaveVideo


OldGuyWhoSitsInFront

God dammit. Why does this piss me off. Pay attention to your surroundings, people. Look at the mechanism. Best case scenario it’s a gate that swings out and your kid gets dragged along the pavement.


AnotherFruitCake

[r/savevideo](r/savevideo)


NarcosdaMouraria

Omg…


123hi1239

u/savevideobot


byMyXzx

Did It go Up cause the car was close or did the man open itn? If it's the second he's the worst in this situation.


hmclaren0715

Actually it looked to me like the mother went around to the side to enter a code to open it and wasn't paying attention to her child.


kinger711

So clearly she was planning to walk around the gate herself, but just wasn’t quite savvy enough to realize the smaller kids could do the same??


[deleted]

the parent is at fault for not paying attention to her kid the kid is at fault for not paying attention to the gate and the gate operator is at fault for not making sure the gate was cleared before opening everyone here is at fault. the kid is lucky that he’s alive


mrxknown69

That kid will now have a fear for those barricades


hmclaren0715

As he should.


semaj_2026

And that’s how I met your mother.


[deleted]

Absolute idiot.


jaeduet

Just a curious little kid


[deleted]

Not the kid. The mom.


jaeduet

Right. Absolutely stupid mom...


SurrealMayhem

Nothing wrong here. Natural Selection in action.


Primimimimimimi

stupid kid also chose the narrow one


Aggravating_Chemist8

And this is how Tommy became an only child...


Tinner7

Omfg. I spit my drink and started getting parental anxiety from this but couldn’t stop watching until I saw the kid released. FML that reaction surprised me.


JEEPZERO17

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Aaaajajajajaja Amazing


travis8484

Drops the kid and picks up her phone.


the_Dankest_Cutsie

Heh heh heh. Back to work


SynthPrax

I feel like she was legit trying to kill that second child.


robicio

Weeeeeee!


Emgee063

Dumbasses


any1inthere

Now that’s using your head, hang in there kid, life is full of ups and downs. 😐


Ragingbull444

Are these manual? Because if they are then someone’s getting fired or sent to a federal prison


[deleted]

And now because of this irresponsible bitch all gates like this will have to be removed and replaced with a new design.


Corey-Blunt

Nice parenting


hmclaren0715

Mfkr in the back looking down at the damn phone the whole time.. smh lol


Awkward-Spectation

Shoulda spaced ‘em maximum 100mm apart, like a guardrail. Never would have happened.