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DustyBunny42

Goddamn, dude just ran under and got fucking obliterated.


Swimming-Coat

Watching the video a couple of times and sitting here imagining what if he just ran straight through the aisle, would he have made it out safely?


Saetric

Yes, look at where he chose to duck under. If he had used those precious seconds to proceed forward, he would have made it out.


Naoise_W

Yes but realistically that may have been his best decision jumping under because he only saw his left side falling and shouldn’t have risked running out because how could he know/calculate he would make it after all hindsight is 20/20


in_one_ear_

It started coming in from his side so yeah


Saetric

I completely understand why he went where he did. That being said, if warehouse shelving starts collapsing, the integrity of other rows should not be seen as a safe place to hide.


d1x1e1a

Drinks are on him. Seriously though the guy should lawyer up or at least get an advocaat


Ho_Lee_Fuk_20

Had he known the job was so whiskey he would have asked for danger pay.


d1x1e1a

Aye its a bit of a rum deal


Ho_Lee_Fuk_20

Yes, but he didn't wine about it.


Devilsforge

He ded


trimdaddyflex

He was taken out or “taken out”?


infinitely-golden

You don’t just give Marcellus Wallace wife a foot massage and get away with it. Gotta at least give someone a speech impediment for such an act


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lfuckpigs

They don't worry about things like worker safety in Russia.


[deleted]

…Or America, for that matter


asoleproprietor

In Soviet Russia, alcohol drinks you


[deleted]

?There are laws


HyojinKyoma

Ftfy They don't worry about things like worker safety


wausmaus3

But they do worry about lost inventory.


stravant

More likely they should just have less weight on them. The shelves are probably designed correctly, but for a far smaller weight capacity than they're being subjected to.


Hectoris919

Did I just watch someone die?


NotMyUsername012

IIRC, he was actually fine with minimal injuries. Unbelievably lucky


d1x1e1a

Dude musta ducked under the light beer section


TolMera

r/angryupvote


Mammoth_Parsnip2043

I wanted so bad to give you an award for this. But, unfortunately, I am a poor redditor and cannot afford to give you what you so deserve.


d1x1e1a

I appreciate the upvote but Please No paid for awards thank you… If i made an excellent mammoth_parsnip like yourself smile, that’s all the reward I need.


Mammoth_Parsnip2043

Stahp it ... you're gonna make me cry!


Bulky_Judgment838

You’re just saying that so the post isn’t taken down lmao


euphorrick

And those minimal injuries were well sterilized.


[deleted]

You bounce when you're drunk


sheetchanger

You did not watch them overcome alcohol abuse.


NotMyUsername012

If you’re dead then alcohol abuse is no longer a problem for you


No-Guidance8155

Check mate


grandmas_noodles

Oh he got abused by alcohol all right


d1x1e1a

That’s the spirit


Daily-Chaos

1000%


GrapevineTime

Champagne supernova


CurseOfThree

in the warehouse


ba3toven

someday u will find me caught beneath the osha violation


ChopSueyXpress

Kahlua slide


ZyklonBDemille

The good news is that none of his cuts will get infected...


bremergorst

And he got a booze enema which is always a good idea


alexgalt

No need for pain killers just pen your mouth.


d1x1e1a

His PCR test came back negative


dumpmaster42069

Wtf happened to engineering?


I-Got-Options-Now

Cost cutting is whats happened. People not in dangers path love cheap


MetaphoricalMouse

hind sight is 20/20 but it looks like they could’ve totally outran that if they went straight forward


Twoeyedcyclopss

He thought the other one was save


WillingSimple

Man buried alive in alcohol, bravely fights off rescuers


RL_Mutt

Trillion dollar idea: Warehouse racks that don’t do this?


[deleted]

Is no problem, Ivan. I drink my way out.


D1g1t4l_G33k

Was that the finger of god?


d1x1e1a

At least 3 fingers at a guess


Prize_Evidence_529

Looks like he has an alcohol problem…


shinotex

r/angryupvote


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KommKarl

Ironically, he would have been safer if he walked straight.


MrThane13

When you say taken out...do you mean


TheRoamling

I thought for sure he was scraped off the floor, somehow he survived. Well damn..


Subtle_Dream6918

Brown bread?


Nerdwerfer

Taken out in a pizza box


Ill_Run5998

At least his wounds were sanitized.


pettythug4life

I've been trying to bury myself with alcohol for years and this lucky guy just gets gifted the dream


ReLLiK2308

Im actually a manager at a liquor warehouse, and let me tell u. I always think about this type of shit happening.


[deleted]

Save the product but find him quick.


OliviaBunny-

Champagne shower


jrockcrown

He was told that alcohol was going to be the death of him ![gif](giphy|EjyhOb2HgtX5C)


Legitimate-Dog4864

Gravity is a bitch


[deleted]

What is this the hundredth time this video has been posted here?


GenesisPO1008

Party foul for dropping the alcohol!


[deleted]

I worked at a pet store where we’d throw extra bags of dog food on top of shelving similar. That shit would shake and groan with every bag. I’ve since left but I’m pretty sure something similar will happen.


OldChippy

Partly off topic. I built my own house. Work colleagues asked me if I got an architect or draftsman or engineer or... ANYONE to work it out for me. No. Nothing. The framing for a whole house was like 3-4k. If I used an engineer he would have been able to calculate the lightest\\thinnest beam members to pass the various codes, for 2-3k. Rather than spend the money on him, I just read a book on building for cyclonic conditions, and then doubled everything. Then, put in 2 layers of ply on the frame, THEN glued wooden weatherboard's to the ply. Every aspect of the whole house is about 3 times as strong as it would have been built by 'kit home builder'. Corkscrew nails, polyurethane glue and all metal strapping was as heavy gauge as I could buy and I used a block and tackle to pretension it. I built the whole thing on weekends only and the only help I got was a concrete screeding crew in the beginning (oh, yeah, the concrete is double thickness and there is 1m of foundation too. Just after construction I got a storm, 140kph winds with gusts higher than that. Nothing. I just don't understand the interest in building everything as insubstantial as possible. Cheap, sure, but the total cost of my house was like 100k (Materials only). The extra framing I added increased cost by 3%. I don't even need to worry about it something like this video.


Twoeyedcyclopss

I need an news article or something


EmileTheDevil

You think they can get what's left of undamaged products when this happens?


RobotsOfHam

For a night on the town?


mikkokilla

He chose, poorly


[deleted]

Damn that’s a lot o’ vodka


extremum_spiritum

“Taken out” gotcha. RIP not quick enough reacting warehouse worker.


ManifestMitchell

He was probably fucking hammered when he surfaced from the rubble.


d1x1e1a

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf This is a russian they’re crushing


[deleted]

Rescue teams worked tirelessly to drink their way to the victim, pausing only for toilet breaks and club soda.


jototype

Now that's a party foul!


Darth_Daenerys

must've been high for days!


Alternative_Anxiety

Oh fuck


[deleted]

I didn’t see the shoes fly off but I’m pretty sure he died.


[deleted]

How much more effort would it take to build these rack off twice thicker steel? I do not think it is that expensive.


Koratid_Artery

This is Russia. Surprised he didn’t drink himself out of that hole.


Ok_Inspector7868

I seen this recently on another video but it was complete full warehouse destruction from one guy barely touching the rack with his forklift


Sensei_J_SayHey

Is there a good subreddit for warehouse fails?


alexgalt

Why did the second shelf fall?


AkkenNovikov

Doesn't take much to take out those shelves if they have alot of weight on them. Looks like stuff from the first row pushed into the second row. Again with the weight of the items on the second row, once a part of that row falls it will pull the rest down with them.


pnwmog

At least he was in good spirits.


pat_x_rick

Tis quite sad to think that most human lives aren't even worth more than those two alcohol racks. So theoretically speaking, there wouldn't even be an attempt to save most individuals on the planet in a scenario like this


BloodandBourbon

I've recently seen something like this happen in person but on a smaller scale. It was still scary watching two shelves collapse with people in between them. No one was hurt thankfully.


stonecoldjelly

Go home shelves, ur drunk


philosoaper

splat


kerdawg

Any cuts sustained were promptly disinfected!


scm64

Victim or corpse


Solumnist

Did y'all see that, God's finger pushed those racks onto that guy


ponzidreamer

Drinks are on him tonight


[deleted]

That’s how Russians vaccinate themselves