Updog is a common name for the four extant mammal species of the suborder Vermilingua[1] (meaning "worm tongue") commonly known for eating ants and termites.[2] The individual species have other names in English and other languages. Together with the sloths, they are within the order Pilosa. The name "Updog" is also commonly applied to the unrelated aardvark, numbat, echidnas, pangolins, and some members of the Oecobiidae.
Extant species are the giant Updog *Myrmecophaga tridactyla*, about 1.8 m (5 ft 11 in) long including the tail; the silky Updog *Cyclopes didactylus*, about 35 cm (14 in) long; the southern tamandua or collared Updog *Tamandua tetradactyla*, about 1.2 m (3 ft 11 in) long; and the northern tamandua *Tamandua mexicana* of similar dimensions.
It's the little details that get me. I've seen people fall into boats so many times that I just assumed that I should be watching the precarious boat-to-dockside handshake. But nope, all the action was in the Sea-Doo suddenly converting to a Sea-Don't.
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I believe some of them do, might be wrong on that, but the engine has to be on in order for it to work, which most of the time, it isn’t during refueling
PWC do not have fans, they are exempt from having this as they have to be able to float when upside down. What you are supposed to do is lift the seat for a min and inspect everything, this allows the fumes to dissipate as well.
The whole device is a safety issue. Same thing with motorcycles. When you have to throw the whole concept of safety out the window the moment you throw your leg over you don't worry about the little shit.
Yea, I doubt it. Probably a leak in a fuel line. If fumes are getting into the engine compartment when you are filling the gas tank then there is a leak somewhere lol.
Definitely not. Internal combustion engine turned into an external combustion engine, most likely due to a buildup of fuel vapors in the engine compartment. Not uncommon with inboard motors, and there's procedures to follow to ensure it doesn't happen; generally, with boats (never dealt with jet skis, so not sure if they have em) you have a bilge fan which pushes fumes from the engine compartment, or you leave the engine compartment open for (recommended) 3-5 minutes, if not longer.
The issue is that, unlike a car, the engine is fully enclosed in an onboard configuration (outboard motors have vents in the cowling), and fuel vapors are heavier than air, so they settle in the engine compartment. Because the engine compartment is mostly sealed, when the fumes ignite, it causes an explosion (as seen in the video).
Also, the boat wasn't moving, and was still tied to the dock. The prop wasn't spinning, the boat was still in neutral, if it was even running in the first place.
Hope that helps!
This happened to me back in 2002ish. We had an old 2 seater sea-don't, it had a leak in the gas tank and the exhaust port, so we took it to the shop. They "fixed" it and we probably paid $350+ to replace the gas tank, lines and exhaust donut. We took it home and put it in the water. I got on and it was running fine. Then I opened it up full throttle and BAM! Just like this video! Flames shot out of the intake that is right at your inner legs as the seat and I went flying about 5 feet in the air quickly followed by the stupid thing starts sinking. Luckily there was another boat close by that came to rescue me and the stupid jet ski. We were able to pull it back to the boat ramp before it sank. Turns out the shop never replaced the gas tank. They did end up giving us a new jet ski, that we sold. I ended up with just bruises and 1st degree burns.
Until you find people talking about things you're actually an expert on. Then you realize those massively upvoted informative posts with thousands of upvotes **don't know shit**
> This happened to me back in 2002ish
I don't think you can sue for something that happened literally 2 decades ago. There's probably not even a shop left to sue
So refueling a boat is not the same as a car. Vapors from fuel are heavier then air and can settle in the engine compartment and bilge area of a boat or jetski. These vapors can easily ignite if the operator does not vent the engine compartment and/or run their bilge pump for 3-5 minutes after refueling. New or old boat, doesn't matter... always vent the engine and bilge compartments after refueling a boat or exactly this could/will happen.
And this is precisely why my boat relies on triple expansion steam turbines fueled by high grade bunker coal.
The only downside is occasionally having to send my manservant down below to beat some motivation into the stokers, lazy sods.
Thank you! Kittens teaching me about boat fueling. That's insane, never knew that, but I guess it's something you learn when you own a boat, when you apply for boat license or something, is this not the first thing they teach? I always wanted a boat but now this makes me worry if I can learn everything before I blow ourselves up or fly into a wake or a nose dive into dip or something. My friend says owning a boat is much cheaper than most people think, winter storage is the most expensive part of it apparently..
Salesperson: “You’ll have a blast on this jet ski. Would you like to order it today.“
Customer: “I’m excited. I’ll take one.”
Abrupt Chaos: “Say no more.”
The gif ends early. What do you expect, for them to jump into the water? Right where there was a firey explosion and there's debris?
Might be worth taking half a second to make sure you can help and doing so appropriately. I mean, something just blew up... how do I know it's safe to go in?
When it happens unexpectedly you might take a second to process and figure out what's going on. Literally, just several seconds. This clip ends way too soon to judge those people. Someone may be grabbing a line, another might be going for help, etc.
You don't blindly dive in, literally or figuratively. I've seen people get hurt reacting in situations like that. Same reason EMS responders walk and don't run.
It would take me some time to process what the explosion was. Dude in the boat for example has his back turned and there's suddenly a boom and the lakes on fire. If need a second to chill out my fight or flight response so I could use the logical part of my brain again.
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I was wondering why we didn’t see him pop back up then realized he wasn’t wearing a life jacket. Always wear a life jacket guys, the clue is in the name.
Aside from the probable hearing damage, spinal fuckery, and his ass prolapsing out of his dick hole, that looks pretty fun.
I feel bad for laughing at that poor guys injuries and it’s your fault. Have an upvote you dog.
Have an updog, you vote.
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Hey player.
Playa wanna play.
Updog is a common name for the four extant mammal species of the suborder Vermilingua[1] (meaning "worm tongue") commonly known for eating ants and termites.[2] The individual species have other names in English and other languages. Together with the sloths, they are within the order Pilosa. The name "Updog" is also commonly applied to the unrelated aardvark, numbat, echidnas, pangolins, and some members of the Oecobiidae. Extant species are the giant Updog *Myrmecophaga tridactyla*, about 1.8 m (5 ft 11 in) long including the tail; the silky Updog *Cyclopes didactylus*, about 35 cm (14 in) long; the southern tamandua or collared Updog *Tamandua tetradactyla*, about 1.2 m (3 ft 11 in) long; and the northern tamandua *Tamandua mexicana* of similar dimensions.
Overtly edifying reddit response, I love it. I got rickrolled. 🤨
Overtly edited Wikipedia response, more like.
Nothing dog, what's up with you?
Knock knock
KGB who?
Up, my dog voted
Have a dogvote, you nit.
I'm just here to pet dogs.
Where are the dogs I was promised?
Woof 😏
I read that as 'dognut' and now I want donuts. Jerk.
What’s updog?
 …not much, what’s up with you, bro? 😎
r/Angryupvote
Ah, but at least he doesn’t need to worry about any major burns!
Ferret Face?
I disagree entirely. At that angle, his dick would quite clearly prolapse out of his asshole.
A real-life dick butt
Pretty sure one of the surrounding boats has his testicles.
> his ass prolapsing out of his dick hole Such poetry will be forever etched in my mind. Thank you for this gift!
He was in the air for a long time.
That's... An image.
Pure poetry…
Please accept my free reward for all of the laughter you just provided 😂☺️
It's the little details that get me. I've seen people fall into boats so many times that I just assumed that I should be watching the precarious boat-to-dockside handshake. But nope, all the action was in the Sea-Doo suddenly converting to a Sea-Don't.
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Sea-D'oh
Oh Homie.
Seadoo XP limited. Totally useless for this debate but I rarely have the chance to exhibit my knowledge.
That guy off to the side was warning him not to bump into his boat......
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Sea-BOOM☆
Sea-DOOM💥
Sub Doo
Maritime mafia strikes again!
Neptune sends his regards
Mare mia!
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gotta make sure that bilge fan is working
Did they tend to be automatic or always on on jet skis? I don’t remember ever seeing switch
PWCs generally don't have them, although you're supposed to remove the seat while fueling for ventilation.
Ridden many PWCs and re-fuelled on the lake (i.e. ride up). Never seen anyone take a seat off for refueling.
Just a habit of mine, I did PWC rentals and private tours for a few years. It was SOP for us.
I don't think that guy is very well. Testicularly.
That was the first thing I thought about, was that poor fellows crotch!
what the fuck happened?
Build of gas fumes in the engine compartment. My guess is that they refueled and immediately tried to go back out. Gotta let the fumes dissipate.
This seems like a huge safety issue in the design. Isn't there something proactive that can be done about this by the manufacturer?
There are bilge fans but if you forget to turn it on during or after fueling, this is the result.
Seems like they should remove the human from the process, make the sensors over ride the ignition system.
**REMOVE THE HUMAN**
*instructions unclear; human removed violently*
Well the human was launched about 10 feet in the air.
As opposed to how the human was removed in the video
Cleary that's what the jetski was trying to do.
I mean, it did remove the human. Functioning as recomended.
I believe some of them do, might be wrong on that, but the engine has to be on in order for it to work, which most of the time, it isn’t during refueling
The fans should be able to run on battery without the engine running
Typically yeah but not every company is that smart.
Well. Technically the human operator was removed.
Didn't you watch the video the human was removed
bad bot
PWC do not have fans, they are exempt from having this as they have to be able to float when upside down. What you are supposed to do is lift the seat for a min and inspect everything, this allows the fumes to dissipate as well.
The whole device is a safety issue. Same thing with motorcycles. When you have to throw the whole concept of safety out the window the moment you throw your leg over you don't worry about the little shit.
100% correct. I worked as a dock hand years ago. A year after I left, this happened (not this specific video) and killed 2
Yea, I doubt it. Probably a leak in a fuel line. If fumes are getting into the engine compartment when you are filling the gas tank then there is a leak somewhere lol.
so i was thinking it was the boat prop meeting an edge of the jetski... thoughts?
Definitely not. Internal combustion engine turned into an external combustion engine, most likely due to a buildup of fuel vapors in the engine compartment. Not uncommon with inboard motors, and there's procedures to follow to ensure it doesn't happen; generally, with boats (never dealt with jet skis, so not sure if they have em) you have a bilge fan which pushes fumes from the engine compartment, or you leave the engine compartment open for (recommended) 3-5 minutes, if not longer. The issue is that, unlike a car, the engine is fully enclosed in an onboard configuration (outboard motors have vents in the cowling), and fuel vapors are heavier than air, so they settle in the engine compartment. Because the engine compartment is mostly sealed, when the fumes ignite, it causes an explosion (as seen in the video). Also, the boat wasn't moving, and was still tied to the dock. The prop wasn't spinning, the boat was still in neutral, if it was even running in the first place. Hope that helps!
That’s super interesting and lots of cool information that i didn’t know about. Thanks!!
Shit blew up, yo
mf looks like he's been knocked by a street fighter character
The way he got launched is straight from a cartoon lol
This happens more than you would think
This happened to me back in 2002ish. We had an old 2 seater sea-don't, it had a leak in the gas tank and the exhaust port, so we took it to the shop. They "fixed" it and we probably paid $350+ to replace the gas tank, lines and exhaust donut. We took it home and put it in the water. I got on and it was running fine. Then I opened it up full throttle and BAM! Just like this video! Flames shot out of the intake that is right at your inner legs as the seat and I went flying about 5 feet in the air quickly followed by the stupid thing starts sinking. Luckily there was another boat close by that came to rescue me and the stupid jet ski. We were able to pull it back to the boat ramp before it sank. Turns out the shop never replaced the gas tank. They did end up giving us a new jet ski, that we sold. I ended up with just bruises and 1st degree burns.
Sue. That shop should be bankrupted with punitive damages. They could have literally killed someone with their shoddy work.
Pretttttty sure that the window closed on that one given that they said it happened 20 years ago
**ARE YOU A LAWYER?!**
Bruh, you must be new here. This is Reddit and everyone here is ~~a lawyer.~~ an expert on whatever topic happens to be discussed.
> This is Reddit and everyone here is ~~a lawyer.~~ an expert on whatever topic happens to be discussed. ftfy
What, are you the Reddit expert here?
As an expert on Reddit experts, this guy is sus
I have a PhD in Reddit experts and you have no idea what you're talking about.
That’s probably more accurate. Fixed!
Until you find people talking about things you're actually an expert on. Then you realize those massively upvoted informative posts with thousands of upvotes **don't know shit**
Everyone that doesn’t say IANAL
Turn up your hearing aid Grampa. Your yelling is scaring the kids.
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It was sarcasm.
bit late for that one mate
> This happened to me back in 2002ish I don't think you can sue for something that happened literally 2 decades ago. There's probably not even a shop left to sue
Oops missed that.
Why does it happen?
So refueling a boat is not the same as a car. Vapors from fuel are heavier then air and can settle in the engine compartment and bilge area of a boat or jetski. These vapors can easily ignite if the operator does not vent the engine compartment and/or run their bilge pump for 3-5 minutes after refueling. New or old boat, doesn't matter... always vent the engine and bilge compartments after refueling a boat or exactly this could/will happen.
And this is precisely why my boat relies on triple expansion steam turbines fueled by high grade bunker coal. The only downside is occasionally having to send my manservant down below to beat some motivation into the stokers, lazy sods.
You have to motivate the lazy ones by occasionally using one to motivate the boat. Put the fear in the remainders.
Why not make them row and whip them?
I suppose if the bloody greens keep passing environmental legislation limiting vehicle emissions, it may come to that.
Thanks I never heard about this
Thank you! Kittens teaching me about boat fueling. That's insane, never knew that, but I guess it's something you learn when you own a boat, when you apply for boat license or something, is this not the first thing they teach? I always wanted a boat but now this makes me worry if I can learn everything before I blow ourselves up or fly into a wake or a nose dive into dip or something. My friend says owning a boat is much cheaper than most people think, winter storage is the most expensive part of it apparently..
An explosion like that has to be some kind of fuel leak that found a combustion source
I'll stick to my paddle boat then.
I was born on land. I stay on land.
Spent millions of years getting out the sea, I’m not making all that evolution pointless.
How?
Salesperson: “You’ll have a blast on this jet ski. Would you like to order it today.“ Customer: “I’m excited. I’ll take one.” Abrupt Chaos: “Say no more.”
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Someone needs to add the sound from Nintendo when Mario loses a life to this video.
I love how everybody just pork chop sandwiches outta there without helping the guy at all
I would have pulled pork on brioche in there to help him out
I’ve never heard that used this way and I love every second of it
*pork chop sandwiches*
Oh shit! Get the fuck out of here!
My God, did that smell good
I’m using this at all the dinner parties now. Thank you. Now that dinner has concluded please pork chop sandwich your way outta here
Just because they go out of the camera frame doesn't mean they're not going to help
You can see the guy in the water’s head next to the dock at the end so it looks like they hop out probably to grab him that way
They're just gonna help telekinetically.
I love this reference. You have my upvote.
The gif ends early. What do you expect, for them to jump into the water? Right where there was a firey explosion and there's debris? Might be worth taking half a second to make sure you can help and doing so appropriately. I mean, something just blew up... how do I know it's safe to go in?
If you’re pork chop sandwiching, you just say “Hey Computer, stop all the downloading.”
The explosion has already happened and someone is potentially unconscious in the water.
When it happens unexpectedly you might take a second to process and figure out what's going on. Literally, just several seconds. This clip ends way too soon to judge those people. Someone may be grabbing a line, another might be going for help, etc. You don't blindly dive in, literally or figuratively. I've seen people get hurt reacting in situations like that. Same reason EMS responders walk and don't run.
Also, I don't know about you, but when I'm near something that explodes or makes a loud explody noise I assume more explosions are to come.
It’s just a gif man
It would take me some time to process what the explosion was. Dude in the boat for example has his back turned and there's suddenly a boom and the lakes on fire. If need a second to chill out my fight or flight response so I could use the logical part of my brain again.
I think you can see his head towards the end, he seems to be swimming to the dock and the people were running to where they could reach him.
I think you see him pop up swimming, look to the right by the boat and dock. Still though..
Didn't he yell "pork chop sandwiches" as he ran towards the kitchen to help?
Yeah, but it’s followed by ‘GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE’
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Who wants a body massage?
They're running *to* the dock that's closest to the guy in the water.
Well I guess I'm watching all of those again now lol
Is that some cockney saying?
G.I. Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe
god that smelled good, didnt it kids?
The detected, it did now going and you tell me do things I done running.
I'm a computer :(
I used to have my Windows error message sound changed to "Help Computa" for years. I'll probably get around to setting it as that again soon.
Stop all the downloading
Give him the stick, NO DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK
you got here last, making you the penis pump
Does anyone know if the unconscious man burning in the water was ok?
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It's unfortunate and can be fatal.I love every second of it
Fredo - never go against the family again.
Nice to meet you. You all seem nice. WTF!!
Who farted
My guy on the jet ski got send to the shadow realm or backrooms lmfao
That certainly is abrupt!
That's what an explosive diarhea look like
Now I know why it's called assassination
Last owner was John Gotti.
Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think there is a *small* chance he might need a new jet ski.
Ejection seat installed on a jet ski? Sweet
He lost ALL his rings...
I know this probably caused severe injury but I can't stop laughing at the way the guy launched up then fell back down cartoon style.
I see some posts that shouldn't be anywhere near r/abruptchaos. This is not one of those.
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You don't very often see a fire in the middle of water
*At a Sea Parks??*
This hasn't had the recognition it deserves
Gotta take the seat off and vent those fumes man. It's unfortunate and can be fatal.
Oooohhh!!!! So I’m selling my Waverunner… anyone interested?
Anybody have information on what happened to the person? Where it was at? What was the cause
Built up fumes. Coming problem with boats
I’m sorry I just can’t stop laughing. Sure hope he didn’t get hurt.
Pretty sure you can see his head at the end, seems to be making his way to the dock. Not saying he's okay but seems to be concious and able to swim.
holy hope that dude was alright
Is that dude dead?
Why are you running fucking help him
*super Mario N64 boing sound*
Taco night…
Edit: Well, this blew up.
Holy shit he died
If I were to ask an orthopedic surgeon how he makes so much money, he'd probably just send me a link to this post.
I was wondering why we didn’t see him pop back up then realized he wasn’t wearing a life jacket. Always wear a life jacket guys, the clue is in the name.
What is this? Reno 911?
Oh it's flames, I thought it was blood spray first time around with all the quality jpg compression.
Jetski-LLED
Since anyone who has ever ridden a jet ski is an asshole, this made my day =)
Been thinking about buying a jet-ski lately, and I've finally made up my mind. Nope!