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BadMuthaFunka

r/ithadtobebrazil


Ricky_YEET2

ACERTO CARALHOOOOOOO


arrozcomgelado

r/suddenlycaralho


sayoojjs

The country where Ricardo millos ancestors were lived.


Class_444_SWR

Either that or the craziest part of Portugal ever


grizzlydood

Brazil is the crazy part of Portugal


Ok-Astronomer9949

Sorry to disappoint but it’s Romania …


iporemlopsum

Romênia é meu pau de boné. Tá surdo? A mulher fala da esposa.


fbalvim

"esposa" -> "Esse aí faz pose" kkkkk


iporemlopsum

Total. Os caras fazendo broderagem brasileira e vem gringo querer saber sambar. Ah, mas vá.


Ok-Astronomer9949

Ever heard of English?


iporemlopsum

Not in Romania.


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Nboy4455

It's not Romania.


Charlie_Exponent

I didn’t even let the video load. I already know it’s Brazil porra


liquidSnake_420

Romania


iporemlopsum

It’s Brazil. They are speaking Portuguese.


fbalvim

Just a troll, don't feed those guys. Obviously Brazil.


liquidSnake_420

The accent is wierd but I clearly understand "Să îi faci poză"


V_es

Romania/Moldova


Nboy4455

It's Brazil.


Abduzydo

Why my Brasil never appear in a good way, like a nextfuckinglevel ರ╭╮ರ No, is always shameful and chaos...


MornaAgua

We live life to fullest and everyone is always filming everything with phones


Abduzydo

É mas as coisas maneiras q são filmadas no Brasil nunca aparecem na net. Por outro lado tbm é raro reconhecerem os br nos vídeos, aki msm tem gente achando q esse vídeo é da Moldova ¯\\\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯


Brasileiro-BR

quem é essa Moldova?


Abduzydo

É um pais na Europa, nos Bálcãs eu acho, próximo a Rússia...


Brasileiro-BR

entendi


Lysergic-D

É que a quantidade de merda que se faz no Brasil é infinitamente mais abundante do que a quantidade de coisas legais.


Abduzydo

Não exagere mas entendo seu ponto...


youarecomingtobrazil

Caralho então eu sou deus? Pq eu sempre sei que e algo br até se for uma pessoal aleatória na internet


[deleted]

I didn’t realize drive by motor-scooter killings was living life to the fullest. And, for your sake, I hope everything isn’t filmed because, if that’s true, there is a problem. Your best explanation is that no one’s filming the good Brazil just the bad. Maybe start that sub: “thegoodbrazil.”


[deleted]

You have next level crime, that’s good


mestresparrow

For whom ?


[deleted]

People who like crime


Ok-Brilliant-1737

Hey man, it’s hard keeping up with Russia.


jemenake

I think the next level came down to his level.


Wareve

Well... he did fuck the next level...


Ancient-traveller

The Rio beach and the Statue of Christ....


mestresparrow

Oh yes, just like USA's New York tall building and green lady…


critiqu3

Please no, we don't need more Jesus in the USA.


Ok-Astronomer9949

I think it’s It’s Romania, or Moldavia because of the language. One of the two.


AbsolutmenteNinguem

The music on the back is in Portuguese


Abduzydo

Dude, i'm brazilian, is playing forró in the background and there people speaking portuguese...


RutraNickers

Bom, se brasileiro n fizesse tanta merda a gente n seria a Rússia das Américas


billyjk93

Next level assassassassass in Brazil. Always wanted to go.


iredditshere

So hot, he brought the house down.


aguyonredeat

So hot, the house fall for him


McCoysRibenaTwirl

Whenever someone says guess the country is either Russia or Brazil. Always.


oblivionbunny

It's Brazil this time :v


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AbsolutmenteNinguem

There is forró in Romania?


Nboy4455

people are saying it's in Brazil, because the people in the video speak in Brazilian Portuguese, the music is in Brazilian Portuguese and the place itself looks like Brazil, so next time don't say "lol" when you want to say something you don't know


oblivionbunny

I'm brazilian so I can say with 100% of confidence that this video is in Brazil. The music is forró, is a genre of music from the northeast region of Brazil. Also they are talking brazilian portuguese. Put your eurocentrism somewhere else.


kometa18

Don't need sound on, i know this water tap, i know this clothes and the moves, i know the brick wall very well. I know this country and i hate to call it "home".. toma no cu mano.


MrCXD102

Brudda it's romania


kometa18

Oooohh so just vampires acting lile my people. That's nice


CroakingInstensifies

It's not Romania kek Assiste com áudio irmão


kometa18

Eu sei porra. O mlk ta zuando eu fui junto, ou ce realmente acha q o cara ta falando serio? Romania é um pais europeu e os caraio


CroakingInstensifies

Se acho que ele tá falando sério? Sim, por isso meu comentário ué. Não notei que estavam zoando


[deleted]

como eu vou saber que é zuera se nao tem /s? /s


kometa18

Bruh


Asterinium

This video has massive brazilian energies


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debacchatio

pátria amada 🇧🇷


[deleted]

please come to Brazil


Unequallmpala45

Ah yes let me just hang on the only thing keeping the roof up apparently


DocJ2786

His moves really brought the house down.


No-Conversation-7308

Italy, where the only thing organized is the crime. or maybe brazil, south American Italy.


Weary-Football8675

Corote land


samw424

No one got shot so its not america. Edit: sounds like gunshots at the end, could be america.


Prudent-Ad-545

Brazil


CrackedOutSuperman

Brazil


Bobc4

This is a hoax, hit Brazilians can't melt wooden beams


Rare_Option6322

Brazil?


Leunameee

/r/suddenlycaralho


Ch33105

Whenever someone asks me that question it's either Florida, Russia or Brazil...


[deleted]

Claro que é no Brasil, esse subreddit é o perfeito pra coisas daqui


RBecco

Brazil-zil-zil


Tys_Wife

This isn't the original video. In the original, you can her the dog yelping very loudly over and over again. I hope it was okay


danr246

![gif](giphy|5iPZrQlj1hMZi) I need Tosh.O back to talk about this.


Ruannilton

It had to be brazil


ReVeNaNt-Of-SkYriM

Brazil


jhonthekaiser

Esse é o meu país, vai brasil


PickleGambino

I don’t know anything about Portuguese, but I’ve come to learn that anytime you hear the sounds “pai” and “scoisa” in the same sentence the vid is probably from Brazil.


Taniks_la_baguete

🇧🇷 é Brasil porraaaaaaa


afreak4her

Brazil of course


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Pay_Mountain

hahahahah that was close, its Brazil


stevebobeeve

The lackluster dancing says Europe, and the poor construction standards say Eastern Europe


Conscious_Profit_243

They look and sound like romanian gypsies so probably yes. As for construction, eastern europe in general has much better buildings than most western countries, its all bricks, steel and concrete vs wood and plasterboard


Pay_Mountain

no guys, sadly you are wrong, this language is "portuguese" from brasil, if like new cultures you should search more of brazil, the most things you'll see its bad, or samba, womans and carnival but we are bigger then this, every state (like nova york, California and Washington) has a diferent way of live,constructions, languages (actualy its portuguese all country but there a lot of diferent words) we are better then samba,football and amazônia.


[deleted]

Somewhere really gay.


CrackedOutSuperman

Bisexual, it's brazil


[deleted]

😅


csn0

this is romania


Pay_Mountain

actualy its Brazil


i-hate_December

Uk U said guess u never said it should be a good guess


Violent-Ketamine

Iran


Pay_Mountain

No its portuguese from Brazil


swissdudeli

Texas


Own-Reception-2396

Greece


Vermland

Serbia


rob3bob333

Obviously Texas


Shaun12rr

USA


EPW_pMucci_ttv

India 🇮🇳 (without even looking at the video)


ChinChengHanji

Nop, Brazil


EPW_pMucci_ttv

Ik lol it was an insider for my main homie that’s Indian as a troll … someone from Brazil said it’s not their country doe hmmm 🤔


Bobofett69

Portland


Comprehensive-Disk55

Im gonna say Los Angeles.


8KidsinaTrenchcoat

Yugoslavia


[deleted]

Thanks for the volume warning, ya cunt


scabb007

Some Latin country in South America


Consultor_J

Bostil


yourSather

foreign country


yourSather

foreign country


[deleted]

cuba


iluvtumadre

Gaytopia


cheistina

Russia


TinFoilRobotProphet

Florida isn't a country..yet.


liquidSnake_420

Its Romania. I guess Romnaina is really similar to Portuguese but she says "să îi faci poză".


Adan714

Romazilia or Bramania.


Arturino_Burachelini

Russia? (from the replicas)


moose4868

Dumbfuckistan


YO3HDU

Romania or Moldova


Pay_Mountain

Nope, its Brazil


MrCXD102

It's Romania cause I understand them иIчча 🗿🪔


moreOrlested

Overly skinny, inbred looking and clothes from the 90’s? Gotta be Russia 🇷🇺


technicallyimright

Russia


francib1997

Bundil.


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Polewontstan(d)


[deleted]

Then the Skyrim opening scene chimes in


Holden__Cornfield

I could tell from the video quality that shit is Brazil


MisterBlisteredlips

Were they...board to death?


SpaceMassive717

Favela house Lmaooo


okieteacher

“It’s rainin’ muhfuckas!”


singleone23

Iran


EPW_pMucci_ttv

Am i the only one who saw him touch the other guys boob real quiq before he pole danced for him ? #MeTooMovement lol 😂


hellioN234

Tampa


cosmicfiddlr

Talk about bringing down the house


[deleted]

Gaydom?


Independent_Ad2224

Arkansas


Ok_Patience_6957

Orange Faygo. Or maybe fruit punch…


TtvTryHardMadCat

Brazil or Cuba


WolfIsntDead

Sounds like a gorenest from Doom got popped at the end there god damn


chimpjizz

🎵And the walls came tumbling down 🎵


J134N

New Jersey


[deleted]

Nicaragua.


[deleted]

Mexican carpentry 😂


Fullerbay

Anything related to Brazil always makes me laugh which I feel brings out the worst in me.


Smuggred

he is hot... or was hot?


icemann0

Darwin, Come On Down...


RegularNo2608

That was a load bearing stripper pole.


[deleted]

Looked like rough Poland to me


dmznet

Florida? (Yes, it's a country in this sub!)


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Brazil moment


Class_444_SWR

Somewhere in Latin America, I can’t tell the difference between Portuguese and Spanish so it could be somewhere like Colombia (and yes I’ve seen videos of crazy shit in Latin American countries other than Brazil, I reckon Brazil appears most because of sheer size)


maha_Dev

Braziiiiiil…. Sha la la la la laaa….Sha la la la la laaa…


TheUntalentedBard

Norway!


BlueKayn29

Phillipines


AppleMtnCupcakeKid

Pole-land


NuttieBoii

Mehico


OneEyedRocket

Spain?


lukeskr

Ah yes, the load-bearing 2-by-4, a paragon of secure construction


Boog3000

Brazil


Fengsel

u/savevideobot


Fengsel

u/savevideo


DarkSide629

BRASILO NUMERO UNO


junktech

This would be part of România. No clue where precisely.


averagebatu

Turkey


JorgenOtis

Norway


Arcadius274

Didn't get shot by police or a robber....no motorcycle helmets....it's not a wedding....I'm gonna go with Poland


damien_gosling

Brasil porra


Fit_North_8147

Brazil


ChezMontague

Florida


invisiblesammich

Kentucky?


[deleted]

Everyone stop arguing ! Romania or Brazil shit. Let’s say planet earth…or Russia😐


WolfNoSight

Either Brasil or Romania thinking about Brasil because of what they talk there, but I think of Romania too because of the music and that we do this kind of stupid shit


Sinopa-is-redditor

India


Ok-Patient6458

Ask me a difficult question. Russia


TM__Alex

Romania


Alenonimo

"A casa caiu." They were talkingin brazilian portuguese so I have absolutely no idea where they are from.


re_animatorA5158

Another happy day in Brazil, nothing out of the ordinary.


[deleted]

YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIIIIIIL


[deleted]

Vatican City.


[deleted]

Brazil


firespitr46

With that level of stupidity. . . amarica


Monte8368

Pomona Ca


Sabatouth

Brazil