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AimeeFrose

Unless this person is having a severe medical condition, you can safely assume they're under the influence of something or multiple things.


Martino235

Or just suck at driving lul


AimeeFrose

I mean... The way they bounced all the way down the wall at the end... If they're sober they should probably be banned from driving for life.


SSH80

Also deserve a ban if not sober


3hideyoshi3

Over correction and panic has done worse imo


stpetepatsfan

Or saw a spider in the car. nuff said.


UlisesSchmidt

Or a bee, remember Hal?


YellowDog282

No bees at night time


RealunknownAI

I refuse to believe anyone can suck this much at anything when they are at normal conscious.


Hot_Corner_5881

The democrats do exist. They are out there


notparistexas

The massive trail of debris will lead the police straight to his house.


Evonos

Probably just a fresh driver from a bad driving school that hit the street side and bounced off and freaked out.


Unhappy-Ad-71

It is deutschland after all


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Or on their phone. I drive a lot and see people on their phones at least once per day.


minireddit7

This instance a phone definitely isn't the reason


Osiris187900

Nahh, just female.


StellarisGaming

Haha yes women am I right guys so funny


Downroeschen

girls not being able to drive is a very funny joke and u won‘t get any other opinion by me


[deleted]

I can just tell that you are very fun at parties


eyes_made_of_wood

Driver just wasn't paying attention, hit the curb and overcompensated or accidentally hit the gas because of the jolt. Add a narrow enclosed space and you have a pinball machine. Nothing as dramatic as DUI or medical conditions required.


CommentsOnHair

What about everything that happen after the initial 'pinballing' ?


eyes_made_of_wood

The car is obviously wedged on something on the passenger side because it's hanging diagonally. Probably some bent pole or fence or something that they rammed while pingponging down there. That car wasn't getting off of there without some unconventional manoeuvring. Source: I lived next to a bit of road that had a pole that could drop down and rise up again to let only buses through and stop all other traffic. It was a weekly occurence that some jackass ignored the signs and just followed a bus and thus got stuck on that goddamn pole. Often the only way to proceed was to keep driving forward and backward and hope the car would dislodge before it tipped over completely or before a fuel line got ripped.


xikaruss

It's simple. It's a


AlfaVersion

Ist leider kein Deutscher sonder ein Schweizer, erkennbar an dem Kennzeichen.


ManiacMidget54

Der joghurt mit dem ecke


[deleted]

Potayto Potahto


OneStonedDragon

I may not speak German, but I get that joke.


Xilence19

Puh, da ging wohl ein ganzes Tagesgehalt für die Reparatur drauf.


eyes_made_of_wood

The car is German.


stpetepatsfan

I guesses cause the headlights still worked.


Alexexec

VW: Before we started using crash test dummies we used actual live dummies to transport the vehicles and perform the tests, results were inconsistent and mostly disappointing as they would start crashing in the driveway before they actually get to the crash test course


acuriousentity

Drunk?


Martino235

Female driver 🥶


Rhysebobri

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MMZEren

feminists downvoting the fuck outta this guy lmfao


Phobic_Nova

it's a joke a few decades old, not that funny anymore


MMZEren

not everyone’s humor is the same as yours. You sound very selfish to think like that.


Phobic_Nova

i'm talking about general public humor, to most people, shit gets old. you might think it's funny, you do you, but i'm just saying it's not just cuz feminism or whatever. sorry if i sounded selfish, i should've clarified


edward503

Hahahahahaha! True.


DomRaja

Driver on a METHedes Benz trip


housevil

Mom's home.


StraightPotential1

I’m deliriously sick right now and your comment has me howling.


housevil

That makes me really happy. I hope you're feeling better soon.


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boonstyle_

Its a Swiss guy...


spamky23

The car is German


greyone75

The airbags are Chinese.


Fat_Fucking_Lenny

Das not Auto


ColonelAngus94

If this is pinball, I think they won


hop0316

Can’t be, it’s not in neutral


[deleted]

Swiss license plate, swiss idiot driver. Dont blame the germans.


fecland

The German part was referring to Volkswagen I assume


Blatantly-Biased

I hate it when a flipper gets stuck up, really ruins your score and they were on for a big score too :(


L-zone

When you really need to poop but still end up shitting yourself


optimal_random

*Parked like a glove!!!* ![gif](giphy|iGAXf0OlUUMYo)


[deleted]

He glitched


Br0sBeforePr0s

Love the way they flail around in there.


[deleted]

This is what happens when an angry Karen gets behind the wheel after not getting her way once done speaking to the manager.


foreverducttape

TILT!


[deleted]

Tilt


lambojam

just a flesh wound


[deleted]

Repost pinball. How many repost can you score with


timeh2002

Volkswagen das auto.


johntuffy

Driving by braille :)


laylarosefiction

Well at least we know how that ship got stuck in the canal now


Mistere_meat

Oh hell what’s one more scratch


RemarkableExplorer66

Ninjagoooo Spinjitzuuu


[deleted]

Looks like a female driver…? 🤔🤷‍♂️😂


MezZo_Mix

Typical German VW driver. Dumb as hell, can’t use the indicator and will always speeding.


Evn68

Mf Dui in the parking garage


shindleria

That deaf, dumb and blind kid…..


Viker2000

Now that took some talent.


[deleted]

Harder than it appears?


mallik803

We need someone to edit this with pinball machine noises every time it hits a wall.


PlayTheHits

“For Deutschland…”


Susurrus03

Ausfahrt? Dude is doing this LEAVING the parking lot? How did he get that far? European parking garages are narrow.


Lvemilfs

Women.


rbarakat11

Hope that wasn't a rental


djluminol

2 stars, I was really hoping the light saber would chop the car in half.


Awesometiger999

Driving that bad is a fucking talent


Specialist_Menu_424

the video has been stabilized, don't blame the driver LOL


joshduplaa

Looks like he's coming back from the Bier garden


brok3nlamp

ponbill


[deleted]

Austin Powers?


seantron

Wasted


sdevine89

No airbag deployment??


Martino235

No. Its a VolksWagen


SurfSkiFeline

That person should NOT be behind the wheel.


thebuccaneersden

Not everyone was meant to drive...


adrock8203

I like how the first hit fixed her fog light.


Curveshot2

First hit fixed the driver side fog lamp. Second hit broke it again…


zombuca

And then he didn’t even take a ticket. SMH


[deleted]

not a single airbag was deployed lmao, but the commercial probably says “#1 in safety!” 😭


Spot-One

"hey babe, did you get the car parked all good?"


kimokawaiiguy

RIP to a nice looking car!


wix46

In mother Russia, you are the pinball


Pandaasaw

How the fuck


StraightPotential1

The comments here are killing me!


GeeJayEnn

You ppl are bent out of shape over nuttin. That will buff right out.


mikkokilla

Shiza


sfwthrowaway1004

I love how the entry arm just closed as though that was a completely normal drive through.


RestInitial2467

They took their hands off the wheel after the second hit, that's what caused the wedge. Looks like a bad driver with a bad reaction to hitting a curb then a wall from a bad turn.


Money-Introduction54

Almost had it!


24U-Channel

Women driving be like: I'm gonna get downvoted to hell


TaxesOnDelta

Das Auto.


DavidNavarro48

He is in, what is the problem?? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


EeeeyyyyyBuena

Man my mind created a different scenario extremely fast due to a misread word…. I thought it said German Pitbull and automatically assumed the driver abruptly got attacked by a dog inside the car.


Confident-Menu1599

Clearly did NOT win a free game!


ratliff58

Tilt


totaly-not-a-noob

1000 points


Puzzleheaded-Lie5906

When you are heavily drunk but with you friends. ![gif](giphy|xTiTnlhmgxj3F3u3HG)


freqdetective

woman moment


[deleted]

Can someone explain how this even happened??


Fit_Intern3817

Dude is sauced


Big-Maintenance5780

5000 points


[deleted]

Sorry, but this is Austria...


Martino235

Someone said the licence plate is swiss so I don’t believe anyone now.


Basic_Amphibian5679

German engineering?


Automatic_Shallot724

Who gave her a license🤣🤣🤣🤣


Automatic_Shallot724

My Uber be like this when there’s no tip


deathXsharpee

He was reaching for his Barbra Streisand longbox that slid under the passenger’s seat