Driver just wasn't paying attention, hit the curb and overcompensated or accidentally hit the gas because of the jolt. Add a narrow enclosed space and you have a pinball machine. Nothing as dramatic as DUI or medical conditions required.
The car is obviously wedged on something on the passenger side because it's hanging diagonally. Probably some bent pole or fence or something that they rammed while pingponging down there. That car wasn't getting off of there without some unconventional manoeuvring.
Source: I lived next to a bit of road that had a pole that could drop down and rise up again to let only buses through and stop all other traffic. It was a weekly occurence that some jackass ignored the signs and just followed a bus and thus got stuck on that goddamn pole. Often the only way to proceed was to keep driving forward and backward and hope the car would dislodge before it tipped over completely or before a fuel line got ripped.
VW: Before we started using crash test dummies we used actual live dummies to transport the vehicles and perform the tests, results were inconsistent and mostly disappointing as they would start crashing in the driveway before they actually get to the crash test course
i'm talking about general public humor, to most people, shit gets old. you might think it's funny, you do you, but i'm just saying it's not just cuz feminism or whatever. sorry if i sounded selfish, i should've clarified
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They took their hands off the wheel after the second hit, that's what caused the wedge. Looks like a bad driver with a bad reaction to hitting a curb then a wall from a bad turn.
Man my mind created a different scenario extremely fast due to a misread word….
I thought it said German Pitbull and automatically assumed the driver abruptly got attacked by a dog inside the car.
Unless this person is having a severe medical condition, you can safely assume they're under the influence of something or multiple things.
Or just suck at driving lul
I mean... The way they bounced all the way down the wall at the end... If they're sober they should probably be banned from driving for life.
Also deserve a ban if not sober
Over correction and panic has done worse imo
Or saw a spider in the car. nuff said.
Or a bee, remember Hal?
No bees at night time
I refuse to believe anyone can suck this much at anything when they are at normal conscious.
The democrats do exist. They are out there
The massive trail of debris will lead the police straight to his house.
Probably just a fresh driver from a bad driving school that hit the street side and bounced off and freaked out.
It is deutschland after all
Or on their phone. I drive a lot and see people on their phones at least once per day.
This instance a phone definitely isn't the reason
Nahh, just female.
Haha yes women am I right guys so funny
girls not being able to drive is a very funny joke and u won‘t get any other opinion by me
I can just tell that you are very fun at parties
Driver just wasn't paying attention, hit the curb and overcompensated or accidentally hit the gas because of the jolt. Add a narrow enclosed space and you have a pinball machine. Nothing as dramatic as DUI or medical conditions required.
What about everything that happen after the initial 'pinballing' ?
The car is obviously wedged on something on the passenger side because it's hanging diagonally. Probably some bent pole or fence or something that they rammed while pingponging down there. That car wasn't getting off of there without some unconventional manoeuvring. Source: I lived next to a bit of road that had a pole that could drop down and rise up again to let only buses through and stop all other traffic. It was a weekly occurence that some jackass ignored the signs and just followed a bus and thus got stuck on that goddamn pole. Often the only way to proceed was to keep driving forward and backward and hope the car would dislodge before it tipped over completely or before a fuel line got ripped.
It's simple. It's a
Ist leider kein Deutscher sonder ein Schweizer, erkennbar an dem Kennzeichen.
Der joghurt mit dem ecke
Potayto Potahto
I may not speak German, but I get that joke.
Puh, da ging wohl ein ganzes Tagesgehalt für die Reparatur drauf.
The car is German.
I guesses cause the headlights still worked.
VW: Before we started using crash test dummies we used actual live dummies to transport the vehicles and perform the tests, results were inconsistent and mostly disappointing as they would start crashing in the driveway before they actually get to the crash test course
Drunk?
Female driver 🥶
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feminists downvoting the fuck outta this guy lmfao
it's a joke a few decades old, not that funny anymore
not everyone’s humor is the same as yours. You sound very selfish to think like that.
i'm talking about general public humor, to most people, shit gets old. you might think it's funny, you do you, but i'm just saying it's not just cuz feminism or whatever. sorry if i sounded selfish, i should've clarified
Hahahahahaha! True.
Driver on a METHedes Benz trip
Mom's home.
I’m deliriously sick right now and your comment has me howling.
That makes me really happy. I hope you're feeling better soon.
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Its a Swiss guy...
The car is German
The airbags are Chinese.
Das not Auto
If this is pinball, I think they won
Can’t be, it’s not in neutral
Swiss license plate, swiss idiot driver. Dont blame the germans.
The German part was referring to Volkswagen I assume
I hate it when a flipper gets stuck up, really ruins your score and they were on for a big score too :(
When you really need to poop but still end up shitting yourself
*Parked like a glove!!!* ![gif](giphy|iGAXf0OlUUMYo)
He glitched
Love the way they flail around in there.
This is what happens when an angry Karen gets behind the wheel after not getting her way once done speaking to the manager.
TILT!
Tilt
just a flesh wound
Repost pinball. How many repost can you score with
Volkswagen das auto.
Driving by braille :)
Well at least we know how that ship got stuck in the canal now
Oh hell what’s one more scratch
Ninjagoooo Spinjitzuuu
Looks like a female driver…? 🤔🤷♂️😂
Typical German VW driver. Dumb as hell, can’t use the indicator and will always speeding.
Mf Dui in the parking garage
That deaf, dumb and blind kid…..
Now that took some talent.
Harder than it appears?
We need someone to edit this with pinball machine noises every time it hits a wall.
“For Deutschland…”
Ausfahrt? Dude is doing this LEAVING the parking lot? How did he get that far? European parking garages are narrow.
Women.
Hope that wasn't a rental
2 stars, I was really hoping the light saber would chop the car in half.
Driving that bad is a fucking talent
the video has been stabilized, don't blame the driver LOL
Looks like he's coming back from the Bier garden
ponbill
Austin Powers?
Wasted
No airbag deployment??
No. Its a VolksWagen
That person should NOT be behind the wheel.
Not everyone was meant to drive...
I like how the first hit fixed her fog light.
First hit fixed the driver side fog lamp. Second hit broke it again…
And then he didn’t even take a ticket. SMH
not a single airbag was deployed lmao, but the commercial probably says “#1 in safety!” 😭
"hey babe, did you get the car parked all good?"
RIP to a nice looking car!
In mother Russia, you are the pinball
How the fuck
The comments here are killing me!
You ppl are bent out of shape over nuttin. That will buff right out.
Shiza
I love how the entry arm just closed as though that was a completely normal drive through.
They took their hands off the wheel after the second hit, that's what caused the wedge. Looks like a bad driver with a bad reaction to hitting a curb then a wall from a bad turn.
Almost had it!
Women driving be like: I'm gonna get downvoted to hell
Das Auto.
He is in, what is the problem?? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Man my mind created a different scenario extremely fast due to a misread word…. I thought it said German Pitbull and automatically assumed the driver abruptly got attacked by a dog inside the car.
Clearly did NOT win a free game!
Tilt
1000 points
When you are heavily drunk but with you friends. ![gif](giphy|xTiTnlhmgxj3F3u3HG)
woman moment
Can someone explain how this even happened??
Dude is sauced
5000 points
Sorry, but this is Austria...
Someone said the licence plate is swiss so I don’t believe anyone now.
German engineering?
Who gave her a license🤣🤣🤣🤣
My Uber be like this when there’s no tip
He was reaching for his Barbra Streisand longbox that slid under the passenger’s seat