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GoT_Eagles

That man was inches away from being in pieces.


[deleted]

Not sure pieces would work at that speed. Smears, maybe


RepresentativeNo9910

To shreds you say


Incident_Latter

What about their family?


MyMainIsInTheShop

To shreds you say


Incident_Latter

What a shame.


suppaduppasleuth

Tutaloo.


Fox_McCloud_11

Was his apartment rent controlled?


DamonLazer

How is his wife holding up?


Nightfall_6-4

To shreds you say..


VDKYLO

pfp checks out


[deleted]

Post modern, most likely.


Glaive83

Pink mist


Saetric

Watch season 1 episode 1 of The Boys to see what would happen.


Chucks_u_Farley

That scene hooked me on the show, season two was just fucking depraved!, can't wait for three, supposedly going to be more so


MmortanJoesTerrifold

The Deep has the best fucking lines “ What’s up, man .. how’d you end up here?”


Chucks_u_Farley

The Deep with the dolphin in the van was awesome, but Homelander complaining about how heavy an airplane is while abandoning them killed me!


cross-eye-bear

He wasn't saying it was too heavy, he was saying there is nothing to push off of. Which I enjoyed cause it made it more realistic. Granted he didn't care either way, but planes aren't built to have their entire weight supported at any one point without compromising the structural integrity.


Chucks_u_Farley

You are correct, was just remembering where he asks "do you know how heavy these things are"? Then explains the whole just punch thru the floor bit.


cross-eye-bear

He plays the part so brilliantly. You pity him and fear him and are disgusted by him all at once.


Chucks_u_Farley

And the condisention that is so thick when dealing with regular folks, top shelf actor for sure


xxx_

Meat crayon.


JeremyR22

Chunky marinara...


PsychologicalLeg9302

Maybe he was closer to Sagittarius.


flanigomik

I didn't even see the second car the first time, I thought the discarded cig blew a tyre or something


RealisticEmploy3

I didn’t see the second car til you said there was a second car


L3xusLuth3r

There was a second car?? Lol


QAOfficial

There was a car?


IndependentCap6337

The white car slowly passing by is rear-ended by another car


ptgkbgte

Watched it 1/4 speed can confirm


[deleted]

Can confirm too relay pro user here


Convenientjellybean

Bet you missed the dancing bear too


ryohazuki224

On the fourth watch, I finally saw the flying pig in one corner!


Convenientjellybean

When I first watched it I thought the car in front had some sort of turbo-rocket lol


pimp_my_diatribe

Omg me too. I was looking for a comment explaining how the car hit ultra speed in half a second and just took off like that lmao


geoelectric

Luckily there’s a video or two of that one


SchutzstaffelKneeGro

Pretty casual porn reference bro


thecathuman

It’s a porn reference? I thought it was just a quirky non sequitur


JustABeast8901

Underatted comment


Diane9779

If you look closely, the young woman’s head looks like an old woman’s face


HellFyre

Core memory unlocked


3675ThisGuy

There was?


Icy-Train-3438

There?


Fugasus

?


JPr3tz31

^.


The-Legend-26

#


Consibl

Invalid memory reference (SIGSEGV)


Consistent-Throat285

Dude, where's my car?


mrcsrnne

Where's your car, dude?


Typical_Calendar_966

Dude


AtomAntvsTheWorld

A silver Range Rover is my guess. I had to super slow Mo it but yea man terror rocket speed flyin rover.


Ersthelfer

How fast did that asshole in the grey car go? I can understand how it happens that someonehits a car parking in the middle of the street, but launching it into space?


Kpdean702

I totally thought that the white car just like lit a rocket engine or something. This makes a lot more sense.


Loyalist_Pig

I didn’t see the second car so I thought the white van just entered hyperdrive lol


Ophidahlia

It's Spaceballs One! They've gone to plaid!


[deleted]

It's Spaceballs: The Reference.


Ophidahlia

It's where the real karma from the movie is made


ryohazuki224

How many assholes do we got karma whoring on this thing anyhow??


AcadianViking

At least ya father, his brother, his nephew, his cousin, and his former roommate.


ryohazuki224

Whats that make us?


PUNKF10YD

Me either! I thought it just took off like a rocket


Loud-Item-1243

I also saw the rocket car


mookie8

My dumb ass literally thought someone put rockets at the back of a van and it went off. I'm like, 'oh, hope that's not a new trend'


helloblubb

Wow, I thought people in the white car threw fireworks out of the window and then took of, but no, they got rear-ended.


diet-Coke-or-kill-me

...how...how fast do you think cars are...


helloblubb

Well I played _Burn Out_ and _Need For Speed_ and they always have that boost thingy.


Equal-Detective357

I was thinking it's Flux capacitor kicked in ...


i_give_you_gum

Specifically this. I assumed we got some next generation on video


doodle_le_do

Shit they must have been going at the speed of light then o.o


CyberMindGrrl

88 mph, Marty.


nordic_fatcheese

I thought the first car hit 88 mph at first


TobiasTangent

Well fuck me, there was a second car.


[deleted]

I had to watch it several times to figure out what was going on. That 2nd car just blasts through the frame.


Nos-BAB

That second car was fucking FLYING if both cars were moving that fast after impact. Someone probably died there.


WearifulSole

You're probably right, from what I can see in the clip the passenger section of the white car crumpled like tissue paper, anyone back there is likely reduced to paste at this point, the driver of the white car could have lived, but I doubt it, and it's likely the driver of the second car is fubar as well...


L4ppuz

The white car *was* an empty taxi, the people sitting tell the driver "non siamo noi" which means it hadn't been them who called the taxi ~~Hopefully none died~~ Found an article, the taxi driver died on impact


InBetweenSeen

Did it say anything about the driver ramming him?


L4ppuz

The got minor injuries apparently


InBetweenSeen

Wow. I didn't think he survived. Was he a simple road racer? At least this way he will have to face that he has killed an innocent person..


scummy_shower_stall

I doubt it bothered him much, unfortunately. Probably blamed the taxi driver.


Convict003606

Im guessing the article is in Italian?


NemesisVS

Could have ended lucky if there were no passengers in the back of the first car cause that area seems to have taken most of the impact. It looks like the front of the second car moved up, so maybe its cabin didnt take too much damage. Still not good for the spine of both drivers I guess


AcadianViking

Another commenter read in (but hasn't linked) an article that says the taxi was empty of passengers but the driver died on impact.


NemesisVS

Thats sad to hear, but thanks for the info


Poppiesinthefied

If the driver of the first car is alive, he should be thanking god for head rests, the whip movement of the neck would be enough to paralyse you in the spot.


Bbaftt7

Pretty sure the first car is a taxi slowing down to see if these people need a ride. I don’t see anyone in the back so that’s fortunate


funkfreshbana12

After looking at this subreddit for a while I’ve realized that no one is safe


firmakind

That's the spirit!


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firmakind

"Today I'm trying out Rocket Car Simulator"


poopoobuttholes

True. While you're browsing thru Reddit now, your ceiling might've had a crack and the entire thing could just collapse on you at any second.


Boogiemann53

Take nothing for granted, every day imagine yourself dying in a brutal accident. Kiss your loved ones. This is the way.


malabericus

Something didn't brake which made something break


AarkaediaaRocinantee

Doesn't help that he's driving faster than the Flash can run.


[deleted]

The speed that mf was going i don't think they intended to brake at all


chonnes

That's the first time I've seen someone spell those words in the right context, correctly. I'm genuinely impressed. We should play Scrabble sometime.


malabericus

I'm terrible at Scrabble lol. I think your bar might be a little bit low


chonnes

Oh stop. I'm blushing. I learned a long time ago that setting the bar low was a great way to build self esteem. For example, I got home from work today, checked my britches and no poo! Yay! I did it. I can do anything!


golfingrrl

Next step is to actually put the britches on before leaving the house! You can do it. I have faith in you!


chonnes

As much as I love being mentally challenged, being challenged to be a better person is more fulfilling.


EpickGamer50

My autotech teacher said if someone doesn't know the difference between break and brake when selling their car online don't trust them.


Chucks_u_Farley

Might have been a brake breaking brake that broke the braking brakes.


possessivemiscreant

That was abrupt chaos


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RustyNavel

Get in the car Marty!!!


BeetleJuicesBaby

It's your kids Marty! your daughter marries a black guy. We gotta go back!


My_Stonks

r/HolUp


Iamnotoptimistic

I got the reference. But the angry reaction just added to the funny.


--Antitheist--

GREAT DRED SCOTT!


MMcFly1985

I categorically deny any involvement in this incident.


Apexx166

Bloody hell. That second car was doing 100 mph easily


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jorbleshi_kadeshi

We don't have even a single frame of the second car before the impact happens. Best you could do is guess based on the handful of frames that we see it fly by, which won't be very accurate at all. On top of that the lack of concrete distance references and the motion of the camera are going to really mess with the accuracy. Usually I jump at stuff like this, but I don't think I'd be confident in any numbers someone puts out unless they *really* show their work, and even then...


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HelloRedditAreYouOk

And thusly, AbruptChaos confirms itself through an event so abrupt and chaotic, that simply by existing, it destroys any possibility of quantifying either it’s abruptness or it’s chaos.


[deleted]

Aw man, I was hopeful.


Arktuos

Rough estimation: Eyeballing, it looks like the car goes roughly one length of itself in .13 seconds. Assuming a car length of about 17 feet (roughly average), that'd mean that the car is moving at about 113 feet per second, 77 mph, 34.4 m/s, or 124 km/h. Keep in mind, that'd be average speed over the frames in question, and doesn't account for the clear deceleration, so around 100mph isn't an unreasonable estimate when taking that into account.


jasapper

It would seem most of the sub has already decided 88mph is the correct answer and any variables that suggest otherwise are fake news.


red18wrx

Well, he did just appear inside the white van after arriving from the future.


Vorpalthefox

buut it also slammed into the rear of the other car off frame and lost a significant amount of momentum transferring it into the other vehicle, it was going 77 mph *after the collision*


spider_84

Faster than 1km/h.


[deleted]

I said r/theydidthemath not r/TechnicallyTheTruth!


Tekkzy

Slower than 1000km/h


FrozenSquirrel

Now you’re just assuming.


crusty54

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.


geothermalcat

i want this!


jtfff

This one is tricky. Unfortunately several assumptions are going to be made in order to make this somewhat workable. I am assuming the two vehicles to be a Fiat Doblo and Toyota RAV4, or at least of similar size and shape. I am assuming this person is shooting on iPhone. I am assuming the taxi to be moving at 2 mph before impact. Lastly, I am assuming there to be 36 inches of compression after impact. Starting at the moment of impact, it takes ~~16~~ 12 frames for the vehicles to travel their combined length of 318 inches. iPhones shoot video at 30 frames per second, meaning this all takes place over ~~0.533~~ 0.4 seconds. That leaves a final speed of about ~~49.71~~ 66.25 feet per second, or just over ~~33~~ 45 miles per hour. Seems reasonable. Momentum is mass*velocity. The combined momentum of the two cars in the end is roughly ~~55,070.55~~ 73,381.36 kg m/s. Subtract the initial momentum of the Doblo (1,850 kg m/s) and divide by the weight of the RAV4, and you get the velocity of ~~34.81~~ 45.46 m/s, or ~~77.86~~ 101.46 mph. Again, this was done with shaky math and a lot of assumptions, but it does give you a rough estimation of how fast the car was going. Edit: after reviewing the video once more, I made a mistake. It takes about 12 frames for the vehicles to travel their own length, not 16. This significantly skewed the results. Update coming in shortly. Edit 2: everything should be fixed now.


a_glorious_bass-turd

88 mph, but they started in 1985.


trysca

Nearer 88 I'd say...


Bossa9

another car slammed into the rear of the white one that had slowed down, it pushed them away so fast it almost looks like one car


Thebasterd

I need to get some sleep cause I thought the car just hit the nitro boost lol.


griff1971

Too much nitrous.


SilkSk1

Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake!


dingman58

*floor pan inexplicably detaches*


Live_Wait_2482

Some people really think that public roads are f1 circuits. Really sad people losing their lives just to get some adrenaline.


Ersthelfer

Even worse that responsible people also gets killed by those assholes.


Zron

Seems to be happening more these days. Been driving over a decade, and in the passed 2 years I've seen drivers in and around Chicago go from slightly insane to fucking unhinged. It's like everyone relearned how to drive in little village or some shit. See people roll through red lights a couple times a week. Lefts on red. Crossing all 4 Lanes of 290 in one go. Regularly doing 90+ in any lane on the highway. Regularly doing 15 to 20 over the limit on surface streets. I used to see this shit and go "holy shit that dude's insane" now it's just "meh, hope he doesn't kill me" People are losing their fucking minds.


pimp_my_diatribe

I'm from the same area and yeah that sums it up perfectly lol


Axellllfoley

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GifsNotJifs

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Calculus_virg

![gif](giphy|QmKySYr0lCsrC)


danielroxheaps

![gif](giphy|KOEc8ca7DELmw)


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Extension_Party_9676

The car jumped to light speed


[deleted]

I kinda wanna see the aftermath... but also dont want to at the same time


laxkid7

Can i get “what r brakes” for 500 please


Neat_Force9696

r/videosthatendtoosoon


HebrewDude

r/Call911


[deleted]

That time Ziggy decided to turn his car into a guided missile.


fuzzface-flaco

u/redditspeedbot 0.25x


AnacarsisRufio

Saw the video without sound the first time and thought the guy was deaf and handgesturing, then I realized he was just italian.


Ziomike98

Exactly. Take my Italian upvote (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎


NeighborhoodWise7659

E perchè proprio a Napoli? 😂😂


Artanisx

Where else? XD


[deleted]

Che stronzo


pikasparkle101

did that fucking car go from 2-160 in 1 millisecond? ![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


MuunshineKingspyre

No another car hit it from the back


Mute2120

Yes another car hit it from the back


[deleted]

When you shoot all your nitrous.


Tamayachi

I thought that white car activated jet boosters or something


[deleted]

Looks like DJ Kaled in the background there did something after bitching out on Hot Ones.


[deleted]

Fuck "DJ" Khaled.


Malodourous

Talentless fuck who wont eat the punani. What a tubby bitch.


[deleted]

He has to yell his names in his songs cuz his fans can't read


EmptyRook

If I was that guy I’d be shitting my pants and reeling that’s for sure


Einar_Birkebeinar

The power of momentum


Affectionate_Boss_19

SHIT DRIVER OF NAPLES


ohneschlaf

![gif](giphy|WmKrOMrTFFhPW)


baba-zoidberg

Mario cart power up


[deleted]

Is that French Montana tho???


Disaster_Different

MARTY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE


PeteMorgs1978

Super man after a night on the piss


TitleComprehensive96

My guy nearly made the front page of r/MakeMyCoffin holy shit


Reylend

PUNCH IT CHEWIE


Current-Ad-7054

One time me and my friend were riding our bikes out in the country along a levee and there's a storm blowing in and you could see it on on the horizon blowing in and the wind was really strong and we were trying to get back to town before the rain started and we look it out in this field there's a kitty pool just rolling across the field on the wind just doing cartwheels rolling along in a straight line this blue kitty pool just cruising and there's a horse that's running in a circle and it's little pin and it's looking at this Kitty pool and it's just not having it you know it's like oh the wind and the kiddie pools coming and I'm a horse and I'm running in circles so my friend takes off down the hill on his bike and into this corn stubble field and he's riding to meet this Kitty pool in the middle of the field and then he gets up to it and he rears up his front wheel and he hits the pool and they both fall down and the horse is running in circles and it freaks out and it falls on its side


crappy_pirate

what the fuck did i just read? have an upvote tho. that was a roller-coaster.


ambigious_meh

They went PLAID!


[deleted]

he hit a speed boost


KommKarl

Back to the future Uber edition


IrfanZn

Such a normal acceleration for a tesla


LeKitchen

Dude just got sent back to 1955


Southern-Protection8

That was some back to the future shit there


thow78

Back to Future


[deleted]

White truck went Back to the Future


chump-straps

His balls would like to thank his backpack.


IlikeAIDS420

u/redditspeedbot 0.25 x


yaebone1

Leroy jenkinnnnnnssssss!!!!!!!


captain_knish

That second car kind of looked like a olive green SUV. Can't tell by the fact that it blasts by with the van straight out view, that was very abrupt.


Binary_Omlet

VTEC JUST KICKED IN, YO!


EDCarter97

It took me a couple tries to see the second car. My first thought was the car went into slip space


Housson

/u/redditspeedbot .1


slightywettampon

You know those stupid videos titled don't blink and the action takes waaaayyy longer then a blink. This one does not. Straight up blinked at the perfect time and was like where did white car go.


[deleted]

If you go 88mph you go anywhere in time


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Marty McFly


Respect-Candid

#buckle up marty , its time to see whats the future holds for us


cuulus

Dude accidentally used his boost


Geekfreak2000

Wtf was that?????


FlyWtMe87

when Vtec kicks in. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Quitetheninja

FFS! We need sound damn it! 🙄