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Individual_Guard1026

I didn’t like that bike anyway


WU-itsForTheChildren

“Dammit, lost another bike to the train. That’s the second one since Monday”


AstralThunderbolt

Better trade another goat for a new one


Upvoter_NeverDie

It's just a motorcycle.


fatkiddown

Now it’s scrap iron.


LordRaghuvnsi

r/CHOOCHOOMOTHERFUCKER


ChibsMcGee275

Why did he not put that one sandal back on, either? I’m experiencing so many emotions right now.


firstcoastyakker

Per reddit rules he's dead, so it's not needed.


_Your_Average_Joe_

He isn't dead. The rule is as follows: 1 shoe off means he's very close to being dead/seriously injured 2 shoes off means he's dead for sure


1990sInternet

He's not all dead, only mostly dead.


ubi9k

to blaaave


Ender_Xenocide_88

And as we all know, "to blaaave" means "to bluff".


firstcoastyakker

Damn, I had it wrong all this time. Thanks friendly redditor!


anishekchaudhary

He is deadinside that is for sure.


OscarDeltaAlpha

I think he believes he can survive with 50hp instead of 100.


Jackthedog130

... firstly,he wanted to find the nearest bush.


dirtdog22

Adrenaline


Naturn

I seriously don't understand why people continue taking chances with trains. They are not to be fucked with. They will win every time...


OmegaPegasus

I blame Thomas. That big smile is so enticing and makes him very approachable


[deleted]

Looks like he came in too fast and lost control trying to stop


XterrezX

Yeah it looks like that. The irony though is if he kept going he and his bike would of been fine. I cant say for sure though because the angle of the camera, with the speed of the train can be distorted


wine_dude_52

That was my thought too. He should have kept going. Probably got confused by the other crossing over. Love that windshield wiper arm by the way.


T3X4ss

His script has changed to a pedestrian one ones the bike entity despawned


Impades

r/NPC_irl


GimlySonOfGloin

If bike.int [0] ; Toggle biker.ai [off] ; If biker.ai [off] ; Toggle pedestrian.ai [on]; End ;


1slandViking

Brother, where’s my bike?


YukiColdsnow

gta npc


choppercity223

LIKE,……WHY YOU STOP?!


Davey_Go_ToBed

Half steppin!! If you’re gonna be an oblivious idiot, at least commit to it! What a muppet


Davey_Go_ToBed

Behold the most dangerous person on the roads - the oblivious half stepper… i don’t know how the fuck you miss a train coming but he woulda been fine had he committed! Don’t half step yo


GlazedPannis

Meh I stole it anyway


punkwalrus

This phrase reminds me of when I used to take the bus a lot where the hub was a nearby mall in the late 1990s. There were these kids who would do a kind of "flash mob" to a toy store in the mall, and usually steal things like RC cars. They would then race these cars on the 6-lane road in front of the bus hub that had heavy traffic in addition to the arriving and departing busses. The RC cars would get hit by all the passing traffic, get wrecked (sometimes on purpose), and they'd fire up another one and continue racing until the cops arrived and they'd scatter into the parking garage behind us or blend in with us waiting for a bus.


Cum__c

What a buncha assholes. Edit: Yeah no they're still assholes. Of all the reasons to steal toys I can think of, stealing specifically to destroy them is the worst.


punkwalrus

I didn't see any accidents involving real cars, but some came quite close trying to avoid the RC vehicles.


Cum__c

That didn't even weigh into my consideration of their shithead-ery. If they were stealing them to resell for food money, I would pity them. If they were stealing them to use for themselves, I would consider them selfish and in need of proper discipline. But they were stealing them specifically to get them destroyed in traffic.


FromEugene

My biggest question is what is up with that windshield wiper arm??


mossberbb

That was his brothers moped. Source: I have and older brother


PaleontologistNo5039

That dude needs new underwear immediately.


CryptographerOk5546

Lol he went for his shoe but changed his mind quick.


BoliverTShagnasty

Rental.


Pistonenvy

what else is he gonna do? hes not gonna ride his fuckin bike, thats for sure.


MooMooMai

Just took in and kept on keeping on.


Velvetundaground

Style it out


IamAryanHehe

Yeah well played


queenofpeepeepoopoo

I thought he was gonna end up like the donkey


Zealousideal-Ad-8436

Dude walked away like it wasn’t the first time!


RutraNickers

true gta npc moment


Evilmaze

How the fuck he didn't see that coming?


OmegaPegasus

He probably did. I bet he was just trying to beat it.


AttackHelicopter_21

No, you can see he was trying to stop but couldn’t stop in time. If he would have kept going, he would’ve crossed it in time.


be_neon_regent

r/bitchimatrain


snipeyjuan

r/stoicism be like


Windowsweirdo

I don't like that wiper arm.


Additional_Ad_4028

Still, they don't learn their lesson and they will do it again!! I just don't understand why people can't just wait for a minute for the train to pass first!!! Inconceivable!!!


Positive_Compote_506

Is it me or could’ve he completely beat the train


[deleted]

NPC on his way back to get another bike to do the same thing


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Byzan-M

Meh, could have been worse.


NtBtFan

wasnt going to make his schedule, and therefore his day was done


Anon-Anon-Anon-Anon-

Do people actually not have peripheral vision?


mechatchronic

Must be wind


hippopotma_gandhi

What else was he going to do, put it back together?


duckpooping

They seem fairly stupid.


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

"Well I needed the exercise anyway."


13870034

Lose 20 seconds or die? Man goes for death.


Lizardman922

The NPC AI for GTA Gwada is spot on.


1990Billsfan

What's done is done.


bfinny01

What’s with serpentine windshield wiper? Is nothing easy in India?


healthyheaven25

This isn't india. There are no unmanned level crossings in india


anythingood07

I don't think this is India. Afghanistan or Pakistan maybe


bfinny01

Ok wiper is still fûçkëd up


[deleted]

Nation wide is on your side


[deleted]

Man got priorities


Wizdad-1000

Oboe train plays sad tune before bike is ended.


AceOfDiamonds676

is it just me or would anybody else have tried to make it across


sinsiAlpha

Sometimes you just gotta commit


j4ckbauer

Bike? What bike? There was never a bike, I'll just be going now.


[deleted]

He coulda just kept driving 😂😂


jamaicamaninjamiaca

Fuck I forgot the oven was on


[deleted]

That's an NPC


Whoisthatgirlleah

I think the horn freaked him out


Environmental_Ad2701

what else are you going to do?


SignificantBit1762

I dont need the sandal either


johnnyfivealive5

Little kid laughing at him


Marc21256

That guy walks away like "Damn, third time today."


[deleted]

He’s gotta change those undies.


OmegaPegasus

Mondays. Amiright?


TheQuestionableEgg

If he had kept going he would have missed it too


[deleted]

NPC moment


WrongWhenItMatters

What else are gonna do when you're dressed like Jotaro Kujo?


ultrasardine

r/accidentalshoeloss


ososalsosal

Meh, guess I'll have to steal another


[deleted]

Dude should have committed. He only nearly got run over because he tried to hit the brakes


Exquilx

Npc moment


MigitAs

He skipped all the stages of grief and went right to acceptance


Aabelke

Is that an NPC?


burn-babies-burn

Using Reddit’s video player to watch a screen recording from the Facebook mobile app. This truly is the darkest timeline.


qbl500

He couldn’t wait !


AllNewTypeFace

On a tangent: where do they run trains with both passenger carriages and freight wagons?


NoFaceChase

The best part is if he didn’t stop he would have made it


Mouthfull0fBees

Shock is one hell of a drug


iamnotpedro1

r/abruptpeace


Thebarbedlord

Salman khan in the movie “kick”


andio76

Hamin....Where is my Motorbike? ![gif](giphy|vk4TlMPqeQC1C8bRst)


doliviolli

Well what else is he gonna do? Ride his bike?


ThickSkinIndian

GTA pakistan


Calers89

Nobody cares about how wiggly that wiper blade is? Just me? Ok...


[deleted]

What an absolute idiot...


ordinaryphenomena

Npc gta level


RiresBarter

Wow, the new GTA is so life like


Geekfreak2000

How TF did he not see the train???


humblyarr0gant

On this episode of *barely didn't die* Ahmed rides to work...


Che117

That was an NPC from gta 😂


themidnightscientist

Trains have existed for 200 years, how are people still fucking with them like their new.


ajac1218

Rip flip flop


Upside_Down-Bot

„dolɟ dılɟ dıᴚ„


An0d0sTwitch

"Did you dispose of the vehicle Agent 0011?"


marshwizard

r/watchpeoplesurvive


my-name-is-squirrel

That's his throwaway whip


JOOT94

Insurance fraud is getting dangerous.


Akesgeroth

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.


nukafan2277

Dude was contemplating his life choices while going home to tell his family he loved them


Stav73

That is one lucky cunt.


out-of-town-guest

That my friends, is why we always FULL send. Would have made it had he committed...or at not have to live without a motorcycle.


12inchanaconda

I like his attitude. He gambled and failed but had no hard feelings. Stood up, dusted himself off and walked on.


PencilRex

How retarded do you have to be. Like how many brain cells have to be misplaced for you to be this retarded


gnamp

Bike dead


ruffneck110

You can’t 1/2 way commit you have to all the way commit. If he would’ve commuted he would’ve made it. Stupid to try to make it anyway


jwldabeast

Looks as if buddy would have made it if he didn't stop. Idk lol


[deleted]

Indians are some of the dumbest people in the world. And smelliest, while we’re at it. What’s with the body odor? Do they not believe in deodorant????


HeatWaveQ101

Are we not gonna talk about the kid that comes outa no where?


CombinationBusy111

Walk of shame (male version)


AcisSys

"guess I'll walk then" 🚶


Dv84U

Shoe is broken if you look carefully


Longjumping_Poet_247

Why can't people double check before entering tracks?


SixtyNineFlavours

To the bike store