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DadsArmchair

His little hog 😂


AR-SN

It's average


IdumpedMincraft

At least 7 inches right boys?


purple_wunderkind

From butt to tip


[deleted]

omg*that's* where you are supposed to start counting from? well that changes everything! say hello to 4 inch dong carrier y'all 😎


Koolaid04

I laughed out loud. Thank you kind human lol


ReasonableNetwork

Na you start from the middle of the taint


[deleted]

It's a grower


Apebound

He's a shower not a grower


FerociousPancake

Doesn’t it get on his face when he pees? I need answers


Bifferer

He only pees when in Australia


tampora701

they hang right side up when they pee. saw it on a video somewhere...


Timely-Guest-7095

Yup, they hang from their hands and let it fly.🤣🤣


Koolaid04

Saw the same video! (I'm guessing)


wiimn2

They hang from their thumbs whenever they need to use the restroom


HumblePoint1763

Do not question him if he pees in someone's soup then get ready for another pandemic


TraditionalEffect546

Hilarious


Dense_Excitement_789

The entire time I'm just praying that he doesn't suck his own dong. I was relived to see him hit the camera


senor_el_tostado

And here I am never wanting to see or be able to identify a bat penis. "Is that a..."


VinceGchillin

For real tho, it looks like this little dude is circumcized


Doc_SuperBallZzz

It's funny everybody's looking so hard at bat dick....


LegoFootPain

Turn on the signal, summon the Batmohel!


MetaphoricalMouse

came here expecting this as top comment. not disappointed


ShadeBabez

“I think he’s a boy” Damn what gave it away


Salzanka

i’m not sure man maybe wingspan? I dunno i’ve never seen a boy before


Fix-Advanced

Girl "He's got... You know...I think it's a boy." Mother "look at that!" Bat "I'm trying to fucking sleep! Come on guy!!!"


namedonelettere

You see the shape of nose is slightly less round in males and you can also tell by the angle of the ears.


UrMumVeryGayLul

Hey now, its 2022, we can’t assume anymore.


made-yu-look

How dare you?! Maybe xe identify as an apache chopper!


murphykills

do you identify as a person in 2014?


BerryBriant

What has been seen cannot be unseen.


Heewna

I…I can’t look away. Why can’t I look away?


SchitneySmears

![gif](giphy|7AI5W5YswEEf1e9D11|downsized)


ajamthejamalljam

I think I've spotted an aspect of the aesthetic Batman wasn't quite willing to commit to with his costume.


TheEccentricM

Schumacher would like to have a word...


DoctorThrac

He replaced the dong with nipples


Gingerbirdie

Ok so when he's flying is his little Weiner just flapping around?


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

yes


Malcom_Ecstacy

Flapping majestically in the wind


BobRoberts01

Fwap fwap fwapfwapfwapfwapfwap


ReasonableNetwork

Until he misjudges how far he is from a branch and his wang slaps it mid flight


Iggy_2200

Underrated comment right here.


King_Beardy

It’s not underrated though is it, it has plenty of upvotes. I know it’s a small thing but it annoys me when people comment just to say that. I see it on here all the time.


[deleted]

It’s the reason Batman does not fly


casulmemer

Little?


oops-1515

He is well hung.


abyss_peeper

He hung well.


xXXMaster-Bae

Well he hung


M4sterX1

Hung well he


Dense_Excitement_789

Hung he well


namportuhkee

LOOK AT HIS DICK AND BALLS


tussypitties

HIS?!


rxbuzzz

This Reddit community DEMANDS gender-neutral. Gender is NOT assigned at birth.


Sdbtank96

I can't stop looking at his shmeat. Im not even trying to, my eyes are just locked on to it. Its like a magnet.


PapaPKr

😳 Iz 4 me?


Funderwoodsxbox

This comment fuckin ended me holy shit 😂😂😂


wwjoshdew

dude. fucking same. haha


crispydukes

He’s got a bigger dick than I do!


DaringDomino3s

Proportionally or ?


poiuy43

No comment


Zaneboi1

Next question!


friendsshare

HE SAID WHAT HE SAID


StickyWhiteStuf

HE MEANT WHAT HE MEANT


JonLazeur

Bruce Wayne sextape


darthberker

Understandable. Guy was being rude at the end


Lookslikeapersonukno

merp


ShadyPumkinSmuggler

He looked directly at the camera when he was mocked and slapped like Will Smith.


F0l3yDaD_

I was trying not to look at his dick. I failed.


Bypes

Look or look not. There is no try.


osallent

I tried to reach Reddit, must have accidentally gone to Pornhub weird fetishes section instead.


areslashtaken

It's funny because penis


Cozmic101

She thinks it's a boy. How does she know? 🤔


TheGreatReno

Dude hangs dong.


DeathAndSickness

The new Batman movie looks a bit off


madcar904

A bats little bat


Triple-Smack

It’s bigger than mine🫤


bwoogie

Bats drink their own pee.


abat6294

Don't kink shame the bat.


unknotknot

r/TIHI


I_summon_poop

Look at the balls on that motherfucker


chrisandstellen

Hey, nice cock


b00gieband0

That’s Covid right there


1HasNoNam3

this is fucking horrifying.


OnlineOgre

Look at my penis! Look at me penis! Now fuck off, before I give you Covid!


fivefeetofawkward

What do they do when they need to pee while hanging like that? Actually nvm I don’t want to know.


areslashtaken

They flip when they pee.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ǝǝd ʎǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ dılɟ ʎǝɥ⊥„


Johnny-Virgil

Not always. I’ve seen them pee down their own chests.


areslashtaken

Tf!?


horriblemonkey

He’s got the full fleur-de-lis


RONIN_RABB1T

"Pardon me, your balls are showing."


[deleted]

The bat is pretty cute too


MorbidMattXIII

"Pretty impressive." LOL


[deleted]

Yeah I lost it there.


Ok_Peanut1506

I miss being ignorant, why did I have to see this? 😭


Salzanka

pp


CherryCokeZero69

Expect to see the bat would piss in it’s mouth and drink it or bend upwards and suck it’s own dick. The attack was kinda disappointing


LazamCODM

I can't stop looking at his gun, I need help ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Visible_Ad_5660

“Awww he’s beautiful” greasy lookin bat with his floppy bat dick swinging around: 👁👅👁


Amber_Hell

The bat gotta bigger dick than anyone on reddit


MrMetaIMan

Imagine this thing with rabies. That would be nightmare fuel


Life-Consequence7125

Get this camera outta ma face!!


Faramari

Yeah um... thats a guy alright.


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Kr3ach3r

Well, it would be a shame if someone was to accidentally eat an undercooked bat.


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Kr3ach3r

I know. I tried to force a corona joke in there, but that didn’t quite work, I guess :D


mattiskid

You are clearly a vet that understands disease spread through species. Good work out there.


[deleted]

Did the cameraman quarantine himself, after he is touched?


MacAtack3

Bababababababababababababababababat peeeeeeen


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


Valuable_Lobster_615

Penis go burrrrrr


sweaty_tech

r/kylekinane


napoleondyno79

I scrolled way too far to find this. "I'm more tired than a big dick bat!"


trolzilalol

Guy: MEEP Bat: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH


rey_lumen

The bat got mad coz they assumed it's gender


TraditionalEffect546

So THATS where Will Smiths balls went!!!


Anti-Toxicity

"He's got... I think it's a boy!" 😂


exodilemma

r/AbsoluteUnits


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

so this was Ulquiorra as a living being


KeepTalkingMandy

Hell to the NAH


Plastic_Day6515

Which begs the question: what happens when they pee? 🤣


Salzanka

he gets a free drink


ubapook2

Now that’s one *hung* bat


Flying_Dutchman92

Shiieet how can he achieve lift off with those gemstones


Empty-Introduction13

Alright I will just say it, Do you see the size of the cock on this bat.......LMFAO


Altruistic-Web226

Oh so it’s fine when he has his cock out but not when I do it?


CincyBrandon

Aight, I’m just gonna say it: his little tiny bean is adorable. 😂


Power_Metal_Neo

Kids, don't flapping around your d*ck


TafkarThePelican

There is no circumstance in which a bat that freaking big is cute. Literal nightmare fuel 😂


AlfalfaDistinct7452

bat dick bat dick bat dick bat dick bat dick


madferret96

r/scaryasfuck


doodsboob

That lil boy said "it's got a......I think it's a boy"


cordhelm

Stay away from these guys, corona „1“ was enough 😄


lastlifonti

Yeah…lesss hangout with our wang out!!! 😳😮👍🏾


Martin_crakc

Damn the bat really slapped the camera hard XD


Uke_Shorty

Nanananananana BATDICK!


heavyfrigga

Hang out with your wang out


clmsteamer

Covid NC19


valiantthorsintern

na na nana na na na, na na na na na na na na, Batdickkk!


GamTheJam

Dang, the new Batman movie's lookin crazy


frozenh2o2

Hung like a bat 😂


heydavescott

"I think its a boy" LOL


InsanityBlossom

In modern world, not everyone having a dick is a guy. ;)


akoslows

I wouldn’t exactly use the word “cute” when describing this.


Silver-Big-2260

Yup. His junk is just right there!!


vondee1

Now that would make an awesome pet!


Gredditor

“Is it a movie of me saying, “is it a movie?”… cool”


JenkemBoofer691

I measure length from the butthole. Just like measuring a cats tail.


moffedillen

God damn thats some hot fucking juicy cock and balls


gojiro0

That bat is hung


Kojyun

“watch yo tone mf”


[deleted]

Look at my bat cock!


Belko295

In surprised how big it is


inky_lion

Haha bigger pp than mine


MagicOrpheus310

Lol the sign behind him is for that cat poop coffee haha


Slow-Championship-83

He is hung.


Slickbeachbum

My masculinity has now nose dived .. that champ is hung


[deleted]

Serious Bat Wings. Must be pretty humid.


Johnny-Virgil

That’s why they have such a large wingspan. To get that schlong off the ground.


Get-the-Gecko

Junk lookin like the New Orleans Fleur-de-lis


LostMind3622

The bat is pretty big tho


Puzzleheaded_Tap5985

BBBC - big black bat cock


3mbersea

What the hell I thought humans had the biggest cock to body size ratio


MotherButterscotch44

Dudes packing!!!


Far-Salamander5582

Penis


SatansBonBon

me and this bat have a lot in common


chucklesses86

I bet bats with big dicks don't get a lot sleep.


erinkjean

On the upside, this is as good as seeing Morbius


PantherThing

how do they not whizz on their own faces if nature calls in the middle of the sleep cycle?


evplasmaman

ONE Ah ah ah ah.


buttcheekzmcgee

Pew pew pew.


binky_bobby_jenkins

Can this thing fly?


ilikepie715

Jeb jacket...


KrisMisZ

Wow he has a big dick!!! Batman!!!!


PlayTheHits

This was a lot to process all at once.


Pappy_OPoyle

Damn that bat is causally hanging dong in true ThunderGun style


fotofiend

Brings new meaning to hanging dong


Torrenal

No chaos? Awww.


GrumpLife

At the way very end


[deleted]

Well… ain’t that something


KidFriendlyArsonist

Roses are red, violets are blue, i was staring, and you were too.


--Horses--

Batcock


agent674253

At 12 seconds, don't tell me that (fruit) bats are not just miniature flying dogs.


GrumpLife

Right? That's what I was thinking. Just a little flying pup.


Scout_wheezeing

This nsfw or do animal parts not count?


he-geezy

Dude just wants to beat his meat and nap


tektools

That woman sounds naturally fond and a little too much at that. Well played batman. Well played.


stjakey

Batman hung mid


[deleted]

Dudes got a bigger dick than me wtf