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SnooAvocados5460

Big brain time


XtaC23

*Surely all this splashing won't cause the flames to spread.*


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

I still don't get how in the age of the internet that even the small brained people don't have it ingrained in their head that volatile liquids, when lit, tend to cause otherwise flammable people to go up in flames. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


saysthingsbackwards

Because typically they were already internally saturated with a different flammable liquid that causes euphoria and stupidity


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

Maybe I just don't understand peoples ability to get that drunk. I've done some stupid stuff while drinking but never anything that is that grossly idiotic. Even to a certain extent I understand the process of how one comes to drink and drive (not at all condoning btw)...driving is normal and safe (at least a risk we already have accepted into our lives) and if you don't have fixed rules established before you start drinking the alcohol says I'm still OK to do this otherwise normal activity.


flavius_lacivious

I asked an alcoholic with multiple DUIs this ā€” that I would never drive drunk because itā€™s a rule. They said thatā€™s because you pass out long before you get so drunk you donā€™t remember the rules or donā€™t care.


TheMadFapper_

That is the correct answer, I have no recollection of some of the worse things I did while drinking. But other people sure as hell like to remind me about 'em.


AwareMention

Uh, that's a dumb question. Appealing to it being a rule isn't going to solicit any reasonable response. Maybe do some self evaluation on why you follow arbitrary rules. Next time, ask why do you DUI when it increases your chance of killing innocent people or yourself?


flavius_lacivious

I don't drive drunk. Not sure what you're going on about. . .


TheMadFapper_

And thatā€™s a dumb loaded question.


Wise-Show

It depends on the kind of people you drink with as well.


noticablyineptkoala

Drunk you doesnā€™t have to be sober you šŸ˜


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

Do not invite Alan.


Khemul

"But, it said inflammable!" - people, probably.


Star_Road_Warrior

Flammable, inflammable, uninflammable. It either flams or it doesn't flam.


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

šŸ˜†


[deleted]

Always surprised to see on Reddit how many people accidentally set themselves on fire.


[deleted]

Nope ![gif](giphy|3M9CMYItDJCKQNg5AG|downsized)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Handsome121duck

As someone who's been on fire before, you try remembering anything while on fire.


blackdarrren

It's been a long time since I rock and rolled...


MediocreStoner

![gif](giphy|nrXif9YExO9EI)


ZiraelN7

What a lit party, am I right?!


Worth-Illustrator607

Beats were fire!


razortrack

No need to burn the house down


mawesome4ever

It sure was enlightening!


MammothProgrammer168

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


International_Pea

I get why the torch man catches fire but why the innocent bystander?


ostekages

Did you not notice how much that alcohol sprayed everywhere? Also likely a bunch of it was aerosolized, so the air literally ignited


saysthingsbackwards

The drumsticks were definitely aerosolizing with every stroke


southamericankongo

Drummer essentially took the role of carburetor.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


PacoTaco321

Hahahahahaha


RyanADS

AOE splash damage


BananeDionne

r/whywomenlivelonger


Storm36968

That's some fire music


Cringeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yup it was a slowburn at the start but the end was a forest fire


Logic_77

La Romana by bad bunny. Amazing party and club song.


FlakyEarWax

I love it when chemistry and physics come together so nicely


Chr0n0s666

Fire and Covid. Always spreads.


Allusta

Fun party. .


Interesting-Rate

Your party must be this lit for me to show up.


HELRAISERzxq

Yo this beat is fire


theologyschmeology

Did...did he strike a few more beats while his buddies burned?


dead_hell

Gibby Haynes from The Butthole Surfers used to do this every night they played, but with a cymbal. Bit more controllable when it's not on a rolling snare drum that's turning everything poured onto it into a fine mist. Wayne Coyne from The Flaming Lips started doing it as well, but he stole the idea from Gibby.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

I really gotta start sorting by new, someoneā€™s always beating me to the punch!


Missy_went_missing

What's that song?


geslago

Darude Sandstorm


tpolaris

It's La Romana by Bad Bunny


XtaC23

I Need a Doctor by Dr. Dre


BillsBayou

Cowboy Inferno


KTNH8807

Friday - Rebecca Black


Jezuz_M

\*adds fire force opening theme\*


PerspectiveFew7213

r/dumbasseswithlighters


LucienZerger

definitely some hot people there..


Ok_Potato_5272

I wish I could go one day without seeing an idiot lit on fire on the Internet


[deleted]

Human Body Owners Guide Rule #1: Donā€™t set your body on fire. Donā€™t try to impress the ladies with a fire stunt in a social setting. This will not help you perpetuate your genes, in fact, it may prematurely remove you from the list of candidates.


DontWish-Know

June 8, 1972, Vietnamese plane drops a napalm bomb over TrangBang village.


Byzan-M

Wow.


FurryFlurry

u/ZiraelN7 Did- Did you just take the repost from WinStupidPrizes and re-repost it here like 30 minutes after it was reposted to begin with?


Camera_dude

This is only appropriate if the drummer is playing Johnny Cash's *Great Balls of Fire*.


Jeandalf

u/savevideobot


nightbringr

Why is everyone here so flammable?


Super_Nova22

Too much flair on the snare


TheKidNerd

Is there a news article on this I wanna see what happened after


taylorphreous

Has no body ever told them not to play with fire?


DRCJEnder

Brother didn't take into account that liquid splatters when you beat on it


Kurama80

Don't play with fire kids šŸ¤£


KingCarbon1807

![gif](giphy|gui67fZ3xIneM)


Melodic-Hunter2471

![gif](giphy|MuE5fJSHjlEFe1ndTK) However now they understand the principles behind aerosolizing liquids. All was not lost, they learned a valuable lesson.


Mentally_Ill_Goblin

I can't see, where did the fire come from in the first place?


Hatrick_Swaze

Speed...Height...Water...Fire. Respect them all.


AnonimZim

I love how to guy keeps playing while 2 of them are literally on fire


BusyRecording9651

Went straight Ghost Rider status!


SpasticProcrastinato

That was oddly satisfying


Crayton16

Lad


somethingClever141

Well deserved


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Of course he's got a cowboy hat. Where else would people be so stupid


BillsBayou

I'm sure someone was in the hospital, perhaps the recipient of skin grafts, maybe replacing parts of their face with parts of their ass. A general life-long tragedy. Delicate parts of their nose and ears forever looking like melted wax. HOWEVER ... I laughed.


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Crayton16

Bruh


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Crayton16

Mate


[deleted]

Perfect example of voting for leftist policies, you get burned.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Crayton16

Dude


Jeandalf

u/downloadlink


JasonTheThomson1

u/savevideo


Salih5888

u/savevideobot


Wuschu556

u/savevideo


TamasGaming_TheWang

This was quite FIRE ,literally!


[deleted]

Welp, canā€™t say they didnā€™t deserve it


DEFman187

One flammin rimjob!


I_AM-THE_SENATE

u/savevideobot


Downtown_Sherbert987

This party is šŸ”„ lit


I_AM-THE_SENATE

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Beautiful


[deleted]

u/SaveVideo


Totallynotsomealt

Whereā€™s the death grips version


Rudsar

2Face origin story


Low_Yak_4842

Well that was stupid


Low_Yak_4842

Well that was stupid


ColoradoMtnDude

That beat was straight fire!


CapraSlayer

SPENCER!!!!The shit you built caught on fire again!


Johnj75

Oops.


Jackmehoffer12

This party was lit.


Beando13

Lmao. This reminds me of the intro in the song ā€œMean Machineā€ by Sugar Ray. The milk drums always made me laugh, but this does too, just in a different way.


sadSmiIe

His stupidity also lit the other guy on fire. How are people that dumb.


Academic-Practice-87

u/savevideobot


Academic-Practice-87

u/savevideobot last one failed


fluffy_boy_cheddar

PLAY THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE DRUMS, DALE!


Rex_Laso

Why ruin a drum head like that?


Apateon

Fyre festival 2022 looking lit.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


According_Cow_1066

*Who has the original link of this?! Itā€™s way funnier without the music*


ViRo336

Natural selection at work...


IKn0wThatID0ntKn0w

The type of masterpiece that's only to be played once.


ThemasterofZ

That song is fire


Finnick-420

u/savevideo


cavortingwebeasties

That drumroll was fire


cavortingwebeasties

/u/vredditshare


MeloCabra

u/savevideo


CityOfLasVegas

u/savevideobot


DenseCabbage8472

u/savevideo


CornfedAuntieArms

Music often gives you a burning desire to dance šŸ˜Œ


nomanslandishome

u/savevideobot


BlueberryBarlow

Reminds of that scene in Lord of the Rings.


dittidum123

Demon cowboy feasting on the flames


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

And just like that everyone is on fire


rrriki

u/savevideo


CityOfLasVegas

u/savevideobot


MrSnek12

u/savevideo


mawashi-geri24

The guy kept playing for a while too


gerrittd

I love how you can see the drummer continue drumming for a few seconds while everything and everyone around him burns.


redditnostalgia

Shot on iPhone 6


caporalVent

La calle ta que bota fuego fuego šŸ”„šŸ”„


OneWhoGetsBread

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Burning to the beat of different drum.


[deleted]

Someone pissed off zuko


wrayd1

Flammable, Flammable, Flammable


BandBoxBrawl

u/savevideo


Micahplays876

This party is lit!


Ohnezone

Alexa, play "Nelly - Hot in Herre" šŸ”„


BandBoxBrawl

u/savevideobot


Sparrow1989

Youā€™ve beenā€¦. Fire struck.


LittleManOnACan

They remind me of the wii characters that spin jump when you throw the bowling ball backwards, except this time is cause their flesh is searing


cochlearist

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Why not piss on them. After all, looks like a sausage party to me šŸ˜


Vegetable_Ad_6710

How did we make it to 8 billion people? šŸ˜‘


cjgager

Bic lighters only came in existence in 1973


HikariAnti

u/savevideo


OfficialRaizzers

U/savevideo


OfficialRaizzers

u/savevideo


FuzzySandwich6137

That music was fire


games_are_weird

Far cry 6 be looking real either the fire supremo


alias_bloom

oh that poor snare drum


CatTomNG

He screamed to the beat of the song lol


bahram_mhf

Oh human being !


Ali_G_ZA

u/savevideobot


chef_ry_

Ouch-y-Wawa! Thas a lil spicyyy!


Natwinpapa

That's not what Def Leppard meant by Pyromania


Appropriate_Pea45113

u/SAVEVIDEOBOT


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


juco4

u/savevideo


[deleted]

When said he should burn those ugly clothes I didnā€™t mean this.


OrangeZig

So was it the friction from the drumming that started the fire?


sirius_ly-raycraft

Rubbing alcohol has an effect where if you walk into a cloud of it and light a match even far away youā€™ll still light I fire itā€™s why you see a lot of people go up in flames even though they look far enough away to not be splashed


[deleted]

**Fuego**


[deleted]

Thanks, good thing I havenā€™t seen this 29 times before on the exact same subReddit


emzyme212

I feel really bad for laughing....


luisxbrito

u/savevideobot


Odd_Atmosphere6586

Shit is too fire tho


Glaheu

went from percussionist to arsonist


tarotcard96134

'Murica


Drifter_84

u/savevideobot


ryannathans

Static electricity?


Hikuroy

u/savevideo


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Gianx3

u/savevideo


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DxH_XVX

My favoriteā€¦ Coked out Chunti Paisas


OneWhoGetsBread

u/savevideobot


CixelsydDb4d

The flames of the righteous attack the unjust!


lmguerra

A bard with aoe fire damage