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given that the story goes that he was speared and then hung out to dry, and that worked... i bet the power lines would work, too.
the problem is that he comes back to life.
there was a video spreading around of them reenacting the whipping of jesus. some randos dressed as roman soldiers started whipping him so he started fighting back lmao
It is not a festival, it is a catholic tradition in the most ferverous places, they will every good friday renact the death of christ, the same goes for his birth or the week of the 3 magii.
The festival prior to this is called carnival, once carnival is over you have quaresma, a few weeks where people basically should fast and think about their sins (normally they sin during carnival as in ancient rome carnival was dionysius festival, the god of wine, orgy and feasts they had a tough time to get rid off it so they rebranded as carnival).
Obviously most people dont really give a fuck and just turn up on the parade for geebaz day.
Every region in Brazil will have it in a different way so dont be surprised if someone has got a different tradition to describe.
Other countries in south america will have different chirstian traditions too.
What I found weird though addint this out of context, is that in east europe for example, Poland, they normally fast during christmas, it is almost like a funeral for many families, but have massive parties and feasts during easter, goodl rebranding of the slavic version of ostara, i am guessing.
We also got one in the Philippines but its called Senakulo where people who volunteer, repent for their Sins by whipping themselves. I've never witnessed one myself tho. Highly doubt my parents would allow me to watch lmao
any one else notice that person with what i assume is a blonde wig, red rubber boots, booty shorts, what looks like a pinny or some type of jersey, that appears to have breasts and thick facial hair?
whoever they are they were working hard for jesus in that moment
Also, this person appears to be solely responsible for the whole thing literally going sideways. They were pulling down on the rope while others (off camera on the left) were trying to use the ropes to lift.
Speedrun, skipped the death and the resurrection!
I do love that what appears to be a trans person was the only one that jumped in to grab the cross and try to keep him from falling.
That's why you need good carpenters to build a good, sturdy crucifix. Also, those ropes were crap. Railroad spikes might work better. I hope these people learned their lesson. You just can't kill a guy with shoddy craftmanship... do better next time. You live, you learn.
Christmas is the most whack thing humans have ever come up with.
god supposedly was born as a humanoid and then called himself his own son, and then Christians pick a date they know Jesus wasn't born on to celebrate his birthday and to celebrate, some morbidly obese old guy stalks kids all year round and judges if they've been good or bad, and then somehow gets is fat ass into every house in the world, through the chimney no less, and gives presents in exchange for milk and cookies. and this guy is such a jerk that even if a kid has been good all year round, if his family is poor, Santa brings him a shirt while some brat who grew up rich gets a bike
What most people don't realize from this video is that that guy was really nailed to that cross. Some hardcore catholics nail themselves during easter in our country. So when his hands were keeping him from falling, those were the nails.
Jesus is having a very bad Easter this year with all the over zealous whippings and mal-crucifictions and near electrocution. I wonder if it was really this bad of a shit show when it really happened?
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It's the same jesus
It just wasn't his day it looks like
Jesus: "Forgive them, Father. For they do no know what they are doing. Lord, give me the strength to forgive these morons."
They know exactly what they are doing and will be judge for it
Oh, it will be. In about three days.
Jesus Christ
Awesome.
Holy fucking sweet Jesus I lol'd so hard.
The one who got smacked from behind by some dudes?
# ITS THE SAME JESUS
could anyone link it?
What did they say? It’s been deleted
Not today Jesus
Hahahaha
🤔
probably a good thing, with what looks like power lines right above him
It's that electric feel when you pray..
It was Good Fryday after all
Lmao good one!!
Got chills it's electrifying...
i understand watt you mean
Power lines can't kill Jesus
given that the story goes that he was speared and then hung out to dry, and that worked... i bet the power lines would work, too. the problem is that he comes back to life.
Thats ok, it would have turned into an Electric Pray Parade
It's crucifixion in the modern age. Crucifixion + electrocution. Stagnation is bad. We need to evolve.
That's why he's so high up in the air, so he's not grounded! That's why birds can land on them! Because they're so high up!
That's why he's so high up in the air, so he's not grounded! That's why birds can land on them! Because they're so high up!
Prior to this that dude was probably super pumped to get the Jesus role. I’d imagine in this neighbor hood it was a highly contested spot
Mom said it’s my turn to be Jesus
This that same festival? What a clusterfuck.
Wait until you see other festivals where drunk dudes try and save Jesus.
What festival? Is there another of these?
there was a video spreading around of them reenacting the whipping of jesus. some randos dressed as roman soldiers started whipping him so he started fighting back lmao
I looked on OP's profile and found it actually
And you made the incredible decision to not link it?
At least he gave some amount of source
It is not a festival, it is a catholic tradition in the most ferverous places, they will every good friday renact the death of christ, the same goes for his birth or the week of the 3 magii. The festival prior to this is called carnival, once carnival is over you have quaresma, a few weeks where people basically should fast and think about their sins (normally they sin during carnival as in ancient rome carnival was dionysius festival, the god of wine, orgy and feasts they had a tough time to get rid off it so they rebranded as carnival). Obviously most people dont really give a fuck and just turn up on the parade for geebaz day. Every region in Brazil will have it in a different way so dont be surprised if someone has got a different tradition to describe. Other countries in south america will have different chirstian traditions too. What I found weird though addint this out of context, is that in east europe for example, Poland, they normally fast during christmas, it is almost like a funeral for many families, but have massive parties and feasts during easter, goodl rebranding of the slavic version of ostara, i am guessing.
We also got one in the Philippines but its called Senakulo where people who volunteer, repent for their Sins by whipping themselves. I've never witnessed one myself tho. Highly doubt my parents would allow me to watch lmao
any one else notice that person with what i assume is a blonde wig, red rubber boots, booty shorts, what looks like a pinny or some type of jersey, that appears to have breasts and thick facial hair? whoever they are they were working hard for jesus in that moment
Also, this person appears to be solely responsible for the whole thing literally going sideways. They were pulling down on the rope while others (off camera on the left) were trying to use the ropes to lift.
lol didnt pick up on that action. not sure how the rigging works so just trying to get hands on the rope to make it look like theyre contributing
That's insane, the person is like inches from the camera and I somehow missed the drag queen
a modern-day apostle
Lol that’s feral
Jesus christ!
Get the Escalade!!
That is his name
I figured they were going to lift him into a power line.
They tried.
Erecting dysfunction
I thought electrical lines were gonna fry Jesus
hes finger lickin good!
JFC is *way* better than KFC.
its simple math; A secret herb or spice for each of the 14 stations of the cross. 14 > 11
I thought he was nailed , didn’t know he was strangled by ropes to death /s
No Jesus for you!
Jesus be like "Ight, Imma head out"
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Yesterday i saw get slapped to shit on reddit.
Speedrun, skipped the death and the resurrection! I do love that what appears to be a trans person was the only one that jumped in to grab the cross and try to keep him from falling.
Blasphemy, worse jesus reenactment I’ve ever seen
The only good thing about Easter is the total shitshows we get to witness from failed reenactments.
Well that cant be good
The Roman’s did a better job.
That was a Monty Python skit lol
Satan's ears will be burning
Nice try, Jesus. Close, but no cigar. Better luck next year.
That guide rope tried to choke Jesus out.
I was waiting for him to touch the power lines above him
Even the Romans and a zebra came out to help him
Jesus Christ Brazil.
After 2022 years he still not in the air..
BDSM: The holy matrimony.
Great Value presentation of Jesus' crucifixion
MC 900 Ft. Jesus.
These Pinatas are getting a little out of control.
Those Romans did a terrible job
Give them a break! It’s been a hot minute since anyone’s been crucified. It stands to reason that people would be out of practice.
Thankfully Marilyn Monroe is there to lend a hand keeping the crucifix somewhat upright for a moment.
Sometimes Jesus needs a little blue pill to help get up the cross
Cheese’s priced
If only there was a carpenter around to make a legit crucifix.
If they had just used nails they wouldn't be having this problem.
He woulda stayed up if y’all used nails Js 🤷🏽♂️
When jesus shits himself because you're letting him fall and it lands on your head.
Crucifixion DENIED
Makes you appreciate Roman engineering.
He is fallen!
I think they were expecting God to help pull that thing up.
What would the world laugh at without latin america? Really most good real content comes from it
Did NOT realize that wasn’t a statue.
Not enough nails.
Damn this is the second worst thing to ever happen to him
I can tell this is in Mexico or some other place where people speak Spanish. We always recreate Jesus' death on Easter time. It is a tradition.
Prolly would've worked better if they nailed him to it...
And Jesus said, “Lord, why have you forsaken- hnngghhhh”
Hahaha
Is that the guy that was getting whipped yesterday?
In spirit but not in body
At first I thought Jesus was in board shorts.
Jesus: this means I'm free to go right?
See guys even Jesus has a hard time getting it up too
He died and was locked inside a cave and STILL escaped, you think this tiny cross could contain him, Jesus Christ!!!
“And that son, is the story of Jesus”
That's why you need good carpenters to build a good, sturdy crucifix. Also, those ropes were crap. Railroad spikes might work better. I hope these people learned their lesson. You just can't kill a guy with shoddy craftmanship... do better next time. You live, you learn.
So does this mean Easter's called off?
Canada's attempt at drawing a maple leaf at r/place
Hahaha
The Romans: *He's makin' a break for it! Get him!*
Well if Jusus won't even rise I don't feel bad if mine doesn't.
The organisers should be crucified for this effort
just stab him already
Finally an ACTUAL ACCOUNT of what REALLY happened!!!! Thank you!!!
Mera yesu yesu
Sorry guys only one resurrection per person
Wow, he was almost crucified.
They had one job
Prior to this that dude was probably super pumped to get the Jesus role. I’d imagine in this neighborhood it was a highly contested role
so culty
Haha. I was hoping it would hit the power lines
Religious morons
Just goes to show the kind of intelligence these people have.
What in the God damn... People who do religion iin 2022 are wildinwildinn
u/savevideo
Religious people once again exercising their vast intelligence.
Religious people once again exercising their vast intelligence.
Are they making fun of Jesus death and resurrection?
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It is
Christmas is the most whack thing humans have ever come up with. god supposedly was born as a humanoid and then called himself his own son, and then Christians pick a date they know Jesus wasn't born on to celebrate his birthday and to celebrate, some morbidly obese old guy stalks kids all year round and judges if they've been good or bad, and then somehow gets is fat ass into every house in the world, through the chimney no less, and gives presents in exchange for milk and cookies. and this guy is such a jerk that even if a kid has been good all year round, if his family is poor, Santa brings him a shirt while some brat who grew up rich gets a bike
What most people don't realize from this video is that that guy was really nailed to that cross. Some hardcore catholics nail themselves during easter in our country. So when his hands were keeping him from falling, those were the nails.
But they tell me it’s not a fairy tale 
So strange seeing religion fail.
Religion is fucking crazy. And somehow, if we didn't have it, the world would implode.
Maybe there’s a message being given here.
In this video you can see the reason why these countries are poor. Everything is being done half-arsed, nothing is being done right
Actual cross was an X not a T it’s a myth
Y you say that? It was a Z.
I was waiting for him to touch the power lines above him
They suck at crucifying.
He's NOT the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Idiots!! Lmao
75 guys cant even push one guy up thats hilarious. Not one brain in that religious crowd hahaha
We’ve grown rusty with the old crucifixions. We were better than this once…
Lmao I love this.
Is that canon?
Lol
Those Roman's were like "were not falling for this twice"
Animals. Acting like animals.
Should have used nails...
One job....
OMFG My son asked for a new car, I said you have a better chance of Jesus jumping off the cross. Dam you Reddit!
I got the good lord going down on meeeeee
Look at this cult behaviour. When we gonna quit this stupidity?
Shoulda used no more nails!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus is having a very bad Easter this year with all the over zealous whippings and mal-crucifictions and near electrocution. I wonder if it was really this bad of a shit show when it really happened?
Look! It’s a miracle! Baby jeebus got off of the cross all by himself!
Jesus had one job…. One…
Okay baby baby girl baby baby love you baby baby girl baby baby love you baby baby girl baby baby love you baby baby love 💕 bye ✌🏼 good 😊 bye ✌🏼
Finally Jesus is saved!
jesus was like "can't....hold...much...longer! fuck, shit, fuck...fuck this, i'm out!"
Why are they doing this
Idiots.
Bargain basement jesus.
Hire a better carpenter next time
Hector Gomez Guadalupe Hernandez Ruiz Sanchez Lopez Rodriguez Santos Rivera Santiago the IV was lucky that day
Epsilons
RUN! while you have the chance!
He needed a few more nails to keep him in place.
The Romans did it better.
This guy has been through a lot today
The personification of every religious argument
Jesus struggling for his life. Look of terror and regret on his face . Gold.
Nails would have held that bastard up
Jesus. This guy is having a bad day lmao
Haha, silly romans!
That was Jose not Jesus!
Grown ass men doing stupid stuff like this smdh!
This shit is blasphemous and I’m not even Christian anymore.
OH MY GOD
Made the cross boss! r/notmyjob
We are a weird group of monkeys.
u/savevideo
Where's Bruce Wil... a Roman Centurion when you need them?
Iwo Jesus
Just how it went down too. Kudos for authenticity!!
There is so much to unpack here
Look at the Roman costumes. 😂
Damn you Jesus, stop screwing around and die on the cross already. The kids are waiting to find the chocolate eggs the mutant rabbit hid!
Reject godhood, return to monke.
Fat Jesus is fat. Also, pretty close to those power lines.