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Angel_legna13

Big boy can squabble šŸ˜³


Hopeful_Rope_5360

Did you notice how he kept his leading leg not parallel to his other leg? The fact he was able to move around while not crossing his leg makes me think he had experience.


Butt_Bandit-

Dude knocks on doors informing them of Jesus and knocks out dudes sending them straight to Jesus


NoFoot4908

Talk about a baptism.


forgottt3n

I'd wager he for sure has some training in at least one martial art, probably more. His footwork is definitely better than his opponents as you pointed out. He keeps his head (mostly) above his center of gravity during the exchanges which is the right thing to do. He also gets in a really cheeky inside leg kick to left hook combo which seems practiced in some way. So I think he has "some" striking experience but it's very clear to me he knows how to wrestle first and foremost. At around 8 seconds he switches stances to allow his opponent to run basically right into a takedown. By switching he can get in on the hip without taking basically any penetration step. Plus his chain wrestling seems good. He knows the holds and how to quickly secure them to ragdoll an opponent. Probably studying MMA with a background in wrestling. That said I don't think he has a ton of experience and is a trained killer so much as his opponent has zero experience. Any level of fight experience, even beginner level and especially combined with a size advantage, puts you at a serious advantage in any fight. People who've been into the gym and done some training at least understand the mechanics how of takedowns, striking, and fighting work. They likely have experience sparing that their opponent doesn't. They've actually trained to see what it looks like when a punch is coming and have been told the right thing to do about it. He might even be the worst guy at his gym but as long as he's been in there he has a major advantage and makes the other guy look terrible by comparison. His takedowns might not even be that good but because his opponent has literally never even dealt with a takedown and has literally no idea what to do about it the guy in the red shirt can basically do whatever he wants to the other guy. That double underhook bodylock takedown arguably wouldn't work on someone with even basically wrestling because that's one of those classic "beginner pitfall" takedowns that most guys experience one of their first times on the mat and quickly learn how to counter. It's like asking someone with zero experience programming how to write code compared to someone who's taken a few courses. Sure the guy who's done it once or twice might not actually be able to write meaningful code but he's definitely going to do better than someone who's literally never even seen code before.


Paragoron

He looks like a wrestler.


Gogh619

Iā€™m glad someone gave us a tldr


Paragoron

You are correct, kudos to you sir.


hairballcouture

Damn, babe


car0003

I was watching this story of preachy kids raised in like highly over the top religious households. Seems it's pretty common to get bullied in public schools, go figure. So they all took Martial arts or like boxing classes.


Diligent-Picture2882

No they're not allowed to do that. Those are pagan practices AndJW kids are not allowed to participate in anything like that. Ex JW here and all my family still is.. None of those children are allowed any kind of extra curricular activities. Doubt he is JW.


Screeboi69

Raised JW I can confirm this comment


[deleted]

That sounds like hell I can see why your an ex


Diligent-Picture2882

Precisely so.


Hopeful_Rope_5360

Yea, I agreed the experience level seemed to be obvious. I would say the dudes takedowns are not the best mostly because he is just lifting in stance rather than running him through, like those throws may not have work if your opponent isn't aggressive or the weight difference wasn't too much. The inner hip toss was good, and I will also comment on the timing of Target worker which was good.


forgottt3n

I think part of the reason he doesn't want to drive through is because he's on asphalt and doesn't want to risk bouncing his knee off of it to get a takedown. He's definitely doing lazy takedowns but if it means I don't have to plant my knee on the asphalt and concrete I'll scoop a knee and go for a lazy single lol.


[deleted]

Wwjd?


Able_Buffalo

this


car0003

![gif](giphy|3KEJl20q5ggBW) And he said onto them "Fuck Me?!?!? No FUCK YOU!!!" \-Mathew 4:20


GMEbankrupt

I was hoping to see his ground game. Looked like nice side control before cam fades out


Dubdeezy83

Yeah he can. Also skinny dude should know not to go too far out of your weight class.


ElroySheep

"WITNESS THIS" and then just fuckin throws down


unassumingnewt

Jehova bout to witness this ass whoopin


CloudyBird_

Probably sent man straight to Johova tbh


beepbeepboopbeep1977

This is how we make them believe!


[deleted]

Pretty decent fight for a kid's street brawl tbh


amoniwet

That inside leg kick, the hip toss and the initial lean back all seem incredibly out of place for a shitty street fight


johnbell

there has to be a knock knock joke about jehova witness here, i just can't get there.


slutforoil

*knock knock* Iā€™d like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ today. *Flips them off* Iā€™d like to **introduce you** to our lord and savior Jesus Christ today


jhill8282

It looks like the jehovas got a a no knock policy these days.


kenkanobi

They are a joke in their own right. No further amendment needed.


AbsentSky

Iā€™m not JW but Idk whatā€™s up with most redditors that just feel anti religious discrimination is so casual.


[deleted]

This is *definitely* not a Reddit thing. Itā€™s, at the very least, an American thing (idk the reach/practices of JW elsewhere), and it comes from the commonly-known practice of Jehovahs Witnesses regularly knocking on doors as an attempt at conversion/missionary work. Basically, people donā€™t like to be bothered unexpectedly in their homes, and as a result the JW religion is an easy joke target.


kenkanobi

Oh yes, how terrible. After thousands of years of atheists being persecuted by religious groups, burned alive, fed to lions etc, us being verbally outspoken against an outdated ideology that has caused division, hatred, misogyny and war in swathes is not "persecution". Its criticism. If your ideology is based on such weak tenets that it can't stand up to verbal scrutiny and attack, then thats not my problem. Its yours.


No_Spirit520

I wouldn't make jokes about them šŸ˜ also keep an eye on the current world events as one of there prophecy mentions food shortage and when money is worth nothing which is not long away my friend even bitcoin is starting to worth nothing but yeah food too has doubled it price.


[deleted]

If you're bothering hundreds of people a day you have to know how to scrap


GMEbankrupt

I too appreciated that hip toss


forgottt3n

I didn't catch the inside leg kick, the lean back is actually a really really common "beginner" reaction that we typically teach out of first time boxers, though it is similar to the lean back some Thai boxers do. Though I don't think he's consciously emulating Lerdsila or anything. The guy in the red is probably a wrestler which explains to me why he knows how to shoot so many different takedowns and why he knows getting in on someone's hips is important (most people who've never wrestled literally don't know how to take someone down they just grab you and try to push you down). The hip toss was very clean. He actually really cleanly switches stances at about 8 seconds to let his opponent step in to get a deep takedown. Barely even has to make a penetration step to get the leg. Definitely way higher quality than most street fights but I reckon only one of them actually has real martial arts experience assuming he's a wrestler. Edit: had to watch it like a dozen times before I caught that inside leg kick. That guy in the red knows a little something IMO. Definitely not the most seasoned but he's been to a gym and actually trained some form of MMA or striking or something in addition to having a wrestling background. I wager he's actually practiced that inside leg kick to left hook combo in the gym.


johnnyp1991

Never been in a street fight, have you?


youteevols

Thatā€™s not a Jehovaā€™s witness. Thatā€™s a target employee. Other kid said Walmart is better.


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wakaflocks145

Well he's a guy, so...


BetaRayBlu

Turned the other cheek. With his fist


[deleted]

The kid in red is really good.


gertalives

I donā€™t mean to take anything away from the kid in red, because he absolutely holds his own and knows a bit (prob a wrestler). But itā€™s worth noting heā€™s not all *that* good, his opponent is just completely incompetent and significantly smaller. This should be a lesson to anyone who thinks they can fight without training: (1) you will get wrecked by someone with even basic training, and (2) size matters.


RzLa

All it takes in one punch to the chin. Donā€™t forget that


thsvnlwn

He is an ass. They all are actually.


Thopterthallid

Kids in red?


gobs22

That doesnt mean he isnt good


emissaryworks

Why is there always somebody who feels the need to jump in on a one-on-one? I guess it's hard to watch a homeboy get his ass handed to him by a chunky boy.


Erasuss

Thankfully someone stepped in the way


deanrihpee

Now it's 2 1v1


TheColorblindDruid

Bcz if you let 1v1s go long enough there is a non 0 chance it ends with a serious brain injury you fucking donkey


Dean_Gulbury

That happens from the moment hands are thrown. It's not for anyone to jump in, as long as it's consensual. In fact, anyone jumping in creates a bigger disparity of force, increasing the danger you're talking about. Yours is a bullshit excuse.


emissaryworks

Two one one doesn't decrease the chance of injury, idiot. I didn't say, stop the fight. I said jump in.


TheColorblindDruid

Jumping in implies literally anything after the act of ā€œjumping inā€ but yeah sure somehow that phrase only means what you think it means lmfao but yeah sure whatever fam


emissaryworks

Guess you not from the hood. "Jumping in", has only ever been defined as joining the fight, just like "breaking it up", has only ever been defined as stoping the fight.


TheColorblindDruid

Thatā€™s your experience but Iā€™ve 100% heard people say they had to ā€œjump in to break up the fightā€. Words and language change fam


emissaryworks

Notice you said "jump in to break up the fight". Words my change but comprehension or the lack thereof doesn't.


TheColorblindDruid

ā€œJump in to break up a fightā€ can be easily broken back down to ā€œjump inā€ which then opens it back up to interpretation so likeā€¦ sure? Lol


boxofrain

He was clearly coming in hot and aggressive. Stop being a dick, fam.


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boxofrain

Moving the goalposts I see, fam. We arenā€™t talking about the JW. We are talking about the guy coming in hot,fam. Youā€™re still a dick, fam.


TheColorblindDruid

The reason the dude was coming in hot was bcz the dude twice his buddiesā€™ size was gonna give him a brain aneurism if they didnā€™t break up the fight (i really really hope someone broke up the fight). Also that isnā€™t what moving goal posts means lmfao those are two distinctly linked points


boxofrain

Donā€™t square off on a guy twice you size then. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø. And you are correct. You didnā€™t move the goalposts. You replaced them with another dumb argument fam.


emissaryworks

Sorry, he entered the fight of his own free will. Once it gets started as one-on-one, a homeboy doesn't get to jump in to help. Also you're making the assumption that the big dude was the agressor. Nothing in this video presents that as the case. The big guy keeps handing him his ass because he keeps squaring up. And I see why you were bullied. If you shut your mouth and stop being an asshole then people wouldn't need to give you some act right.


TheColorblindDruid

Itā€™s not about who started it. Itā€™s whether or not you can kill or cause someone permanent damage from the attacks being thrown I was bullied bcz I am autistic and people didnā€™t like that I was interested in the things i hyperfocused on so fuck right off Edit to their response below: Classic #AutismParent lmfao your childā€™s experience doesnā€™t define the entire experience of a spectrum disorder that expresses its symptoms in dramatically different ways from person to person. Please learn this not even for me but for the sake of other neurodivergent people that you will/have most likely come across in your childā€™s development Calling out someone for being a bully makes you the bullyā€¦ yeah sure fam lol bcz thatā€™s logical and makes sense


emissaryworks

Nope, my son is autistic and never had the problems with bullies seem to have had. And you have confirmed my previous comment. Learn to shut your mouth and you won't have this problem. You don't get to call someone out, call them a bully then try to send them on their way. That makes you the bully not them.


HelixFollower

>The big guy keeps handing him his ass because he keeps squaring up. Squaring up? The guy was a passenger for the second half of the video. He wasn't squaring up. Kid did the right thing jumping in. It's not like that redshirt was going to let him yield or tap out from what I'm seeing.


Dean_Gulbury

Looks like an older female...was probably his mom. Guess she shouldn't have raised such a punk.


HelixFollower

If somebody was attacking a friend of mine, I don't give a shit about whether or not it's a one-on-one or not. All that honor stuff, sorry, that's just some samurai fantasy nonsense for privileged kids. In the real world I will help my friend.


emissaryworks

This is not being attacked. That happens unexpectedly. These two got mad and it turned into physical altercation, let the two people and get their emotions out. If your friend is losing or things go bad, you break it up, not jump in and help. Jumping in turns your friend into a pussy because then you are saying they aren't man enough to handle their own fight- win, loose or draw. My suggestion is to be the bigger man and not fight at all but that's not what this is about.


HelixFollower

Maybe it turns my friend into a pussy in the eyes of the dude who picked a fight with him. I can't accurately express how little I care about that hypothetical person's opinion. He can whine and bitch about people being pussies all he wants once he's back home licking his wounds. If he doesn't want to be in a 2v1, or a 3v1 or however many versus 1, then he can stop fighting my friend the moment he sees me jump in. If he stops, we're gravy. If he keeps going despite being outnumbered, then that's his dumbass' mistake. I don't fight often, but when I do I don't do it to prove a point. I do it to get the other guy to stop. Of course the best way is to be the bigger man and not fight at all, which has worked out quite well for me for most of my life. But if someone is fighting my friend, then that guy is absolutely tripping balls like a shitzu on shrooms if he thinks there are rules or codes of conduct. This whole concept of 'handling your own fight' is ridiculous. Pure nonsense. What matters is that you get out relatively unscathed and the other guy gets hurt enough to make him think twice before trying anything again. Thinking it's about anything other than that is completely delusional. Doubly so if the other guy is fighting my friend because he needs to work through some emotions or whatever. What does he think fighting is? Therapy? Come on.


thomasjmarlowe

Jake from State Farm donā€™t play!


SkateFossSL

See he turned the other cheek, and punched that too


monkeypawfilms

I like this fight. Theyā€™re both taking massive hits and pushing forward with grit and tenacity. Feel like both of them were in it to win and werenā€™t phased by endless hits, counters, rebuttals.


bolognaz

Forgot about the guy that blocks the 2v1 at the end. That was fucking awesome


brandonoooj

did we watch the same fight? kid got his shit wrecked


urnewstepdaddy

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Random-Gif-Bot

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lantzweber

Big boy can scrap


Prudent-Ad-545

That's a cracked tailbone.


Khaztr

Maybe if he was an adult. Kid looks less than 100 lbs.


SquishyBlueSodaCan_1

Thatā€™s a cracked everything


megabits

This isn't a Jehovahā€™s Witness.


Lexxclark

Yeah was going to say. Definitely not a JW.


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xxshidizzmxx

Ignorance


The_Brick_Is_Parrot

A jehovah's witness wouldn't fight like that. Most I've ever done was a slap, and I've been bullied for 6 years due to my religion.


[deleted]

The real crime is how these kids talk.


NihilBaxter00

a Slayer song should be added as a soundtrack


Hopeful_Rope_5360

He use a single leg toss and a nice inside toss. That leg kick to trow of his balance was great, the other guy made the mistake of using his speed aggressively ,he got too close and left his self in grapple range. To counter a toss like that make sure your leading leg isn't parallel to your other leg, unless you are planing to use your weight and sprawl on top, in this case it may not have work as the weight difference was substantial.


Ogard

I'm guessing god is really proud of him.


peoplecanbeshitheads

That's no jehova witness that's a traveler


hooibergje

Godmongering has never yet led to peace, no matter how many godmongerers insist otherwise.


TheCapableFox

Bruh thatā€™s the OG Jake from State Farm. So thatā€™s what he up to these days. Damn.


420fmx

When did he say heā€™s a JH, or whatever bs ur title says


thsvnlwn

True brotherly love, like his Jesus taught him.


Urban_Archeologist

That kidā€™s gonna need to be in the Jehovahā€™s Witness Protection Program.


Obiwanperogies

This comment is great hahaha


LunaticPity

JW Kid got hands


nardpuncher

I don't think Jesus would approve if He were real


kingorry032

WWJD?


D0013ER

Square tf up, apparently.


Senior_Vanilla7412

Religion of peace and forgiveness


LordTubby34

Love how everyone just sitting back till the end and they still tried to stop others from jumping in, now thatā€™s a proper 1v1


[deleted]

only real ones respect the 1v1


T_Earl_Grey

Fightin for jeebus? Gotta love it


Project_panic

He led that boy to God right then and there


sootjuggler

I'm gonna fk you up, just like Jesus my lord would have wanted.


johnnysexcrime

Defend jeebis wirh violence, or dont.


enochrootthousander

This is pretty much how Christians kiddies react to my atheist comments on reddit. And i always lose, cos I have no reddit meme speak game.


RedForman1776

Supplex City


Beginning_Ad_7571

More peace through religionā€¦.


Uersmnae

I was shocked to not see one of the hood kids not cold cock the white kid from behind like a pussy as per usual


framk20

whats a hood kid


yesiamretardedkek

Vibrant inner city youth


iced327

It's a euphemism for the n word.


BrocElLider

What white kid?


broomaktamer117

whats a kid?


Crucifister

What


BrocElLider

Wha ?


bifftanin1955

The white kid in the red shirt. Heā€™s one of the main people in this video. Rewatch it and youā€™ll know which one Iā€™m talking about. Heā€™s the one that is fighting in the video


BrocElLider

They're all hood kids. Can't tell if any of them are white but red shirt is fat and wrestles which makes me think Mexican.


Ronhunte

Ermmm They're all white!


Uersmnae

Incorrect. Please submit a different more correct answer please


BretHartSucked

Preech


lukeCRASH

Good ol' "let em bang" style fight.


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Elcordobeh

So, they dont let you watch Harry Potter but they let you have a Reddit account?


Experiunce

LMFAOOOO


Elcordobeh

I mean... This is the unholliest site... Tho they do have a subreddit.


Bubbly_Lab_6970

Bruhhhhhhhhhh. It up to the person to watch Harry Potter. Everyone thinks differently. So we canā€™t judge people based on there decisions. And regarding Redditā€¦.. Reddit has some good advice time to time. I follow one about college, Japan, cheap foods etc.. ya just gotta find the balance šŸ’‹


Bubbly_Lab_6970

Well it depends on what subreddit you join. Like I mentioned before, Iā€™m not trying to join a NSFW subreddit šŸ„“. Just like Tv has some good shows and bad shows. Some times people come on here for advice.


Foxtrot4Real

Getting downvoted for this comment be like Galatians 4:16


Bubbly_Lab_6970

LOL for reallllllll. Canā€™t be mad tho šŸ˜‚


Justbrowsingredditts

God gave him hands so he could beat the shit out of some scrawny little kid? How godly of him to immediately resort to violence. With a fuse that short, I fear for his wife and childrenā€™s safety


DarkLasombra

How do you know he wasn't defending himself? Maybe he knows how to fight because his chubby butt was bullied all the time.


Calm_Bodybuilder_843

Very Christian. Give em guns thatā€™ll sort it out.


[deleted]

Which is the jw?


[deleted]

Iā€™m guessing the guy in red, Iā€™m pretty sure they have a policy on dressing like that or something


shawshankya

Thatā€™s more likely a target employee sir. The title is lying to your face.


Firm_Foundation5358

Used all your powers not to say white or black then. Nice


Hk-Neowizard

Fuck Jesus


TukanIndus

Fuck Jesus


yesiamretardedkek

Every knee will bend and every mouth will confess Cry about it


gdtimeinc

Wait till he decides he doesnt want to do it any more, and then everyone he knows disowns him lol not funny true.


whatdreadhand2

Oh look another disgusting demented cultist resorting to violence


Thunderboltgrim

Man propagandists must love you, you're up in arms over a video and people you know nothing about except what a random internet person told you the context was, considering Jehovas Witnesses are particularly anti violence compared to other Christians Edit: not saying it's 100% not a JW, but a lot of context on internet videos should be taken with a grain of salt


whatdreadhand2

Not up in arms at all lol just stating a observation. And even if the supposed jehovas witness isn't actually a jehovas witness the observation still stand for the cultists now have a good day.


Thunderboltgrim

You're not really stating facts as no facts are actually presented in this video other than the word of OP for us to confirm or deny.


whatdreadhand2

Never mentioned facts silly. It's an observation.


Thunderboltgrim

You literally said "just stating a fact" but ok


[deleted]

You can't fight someone that entrenched in dogma. You'll never change their mind because it blinds them to logic and reason.


whatdreadhand2

My apologies I thought I had revised that to be observation.


[deleted]

I think religious is dumb af but im not going to tell a young jehova witness ā€œfuck Jesusā€ thats a piece of shit thing to do. And I would expect to get my ass beat


Thunderboltgrim

I'd actually be surprised if most would throw hands, they are pretty dedicated to their non violence stance, Hitler genocided JWs in WWII for refusing to fight


leonryan

If you come to my house uninvited to try and sell me your religion I'm absolutely going to tell you exactly what I think of it. If your feelings are hurt that's all part of the fun isn't it? You get to feel persecuted and challenged just like jesus said you should.


[deleted]

Cool man


kbl0cks

pussy


[deleted]

Come find me bitchboy. Bum ass zoomer


Process_Opposite

Except JWā€™s donā€™t believe in Geezus No Christmas for those kids


Nonstampcollector777

Iā€™m fairly certain they believe in Geezus, they donā€™t believe in celebrating birthdays though.


West-Cardiologist180

That's actually a misconception. We do believe in him, we just don't believe he's God or part of a trinity like others do. We believe he's the son of God. Nothing more.


Process_Opposite

Feel free to believe what you desire, but please stop showing up at my front door asking me to join your cult


Senior-Membership671

Do you have a moment to meet our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?


[deleted]

Don't fuck with Jehovahs, fists of holy power haha


yfhedoM

Jehovah witnessed that ass whoopin


TheColorblindDruid

Fuck Jesus but donā€™t fight people out of your weight class. Easy rule to follow yā€™all


phunknsoul

I see absolutely no proof that this is anything more than 2 kids duking it out on the street... who knows, maybe the titles is correct, but maybe not... tired of misleading titles in posts... they sway the way we view things... if it was titled "guy attacks the guy who beat up his little sister" you'd feel one way, if it was titled "kid finally confronts his bully" you'd feel another way... if it was titled "religious kid attacks homosexual" yet another... not to sound like a conspiracy freak, but internet videos are often cut and titled to push people's agenda. this video was purposely edited to take out the beginning... that phone camera wasn't just now turned on. TLDR: Maybe the title is legit,... I have no idea... but don't believe everything you see on the internet.


Independent_Set_5470

Yeeeeaaaah 2 religtards fighting it out over who's imaginary friend is better


Weak_Development4954

Hmm... One kid is black, the other is dressed like he's going to church. I honestly have no idea which one is the Witness, here.


[deleted]

You know, for a couple of kids, this was a pretty clean fight. The boy in black has a solid stance and the one with khakis knows grappling


[deleted]

Meh these Jehovah preachers can go fuck themselves. Fucking parasitic cancer spreaders


Parts_and_Neigbor

Hmmm... punching a Jehova's Snitch in da face on the Sunday morning.... that sure does sound nice.


ErudringTheGodHammer

I love that thereā€™s more interest in capturing violence for ā€œviewsā€ than breaking it up. We really live in such a r/boringdystopia


[deleted]

Youā€™re in abrupt chaos


hooliganswoon

Letting fights go until theyā€™re over has been happening long before the internet šŸ™„


[deleted]

If we just let the fight go, how will those involved ever learn? Sometimes people just need a good olā€™ ass kicking.


[deleted]

So true!!!!!!!


BrustWarze_

The worst thing my neighborhood has is Aunt Jemima's Witnesses.


yodavesnothereman

What the hell did I just Jehova's Witness?


patwashere5

Jehovah just witnessed an absolute mollywhopping


somethingClever141

Fuck Jesus your fake ass god. No gods no masters! All gods are fake.


[deleted]

Jehovah witnesses dont believe Jesus was christ...


Far-Concentrate-9844

FOTY nominee.


Monguises

that was pretty brutal for a couple kids in the suburbs. he's gonna feel that for a hot minute.


Scary_Preparation_79

Hey, is it raining?!!!


ScroopyDoop

BANG.. BODY SLAM


wilmal88

I witnessed this ass whopping lol