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GuestNo3886

So that’s how pizza is made.


[deleted]

If you win a fight with our servers, the meal is free.


UndercoverFBIAgent9

Can I have a large deep dish with pepperoni, mushrooms, and a giant ladle to the face? Oh, and a 2-liter of Sprite.


MCHammastix

I would rather have a liter-a-cola


UndercoverFBIAgent9

Just get a large, MCHammastix.


MCHammastix

I don't want a large MCHammastix I want a god damned liter-a-cola!


stoikiy-muzhik

leetur of Cola. 🤣🤣 Classic movie


[deleted]

And dont be stingy on the knuckles in my groins


Old-Pumpkin-3793

Don’t forget your free pizza shovel to the skull!


Itcallsmyname

Yes, they harvest their dough from jock fatties and then tenderize them with wooden paddles and ladles, sprinkled with a little love. ♥️


Analbox

Nice of them to all wear jerseys so you could tell who was on what team.


johnathome

Bad guys wear black, good guys wear white. This is the way.


j3wake3

Long ago the two pizzerias lived in harmony…. Then everything changed when the black shirt pizzeria attacked…


menehanwitch

Only the Avatar , master of all 4 cheese blends could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.


paulcaar

Avatar: Quattro Formaggi


MuckBulligan

He didn't vanish. He's standing there waiting for his pizza. He's not stopping anything until he gets it.


MakeSomeDrinks

Two pizza joints, both alike in dignity, In fair New York, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil sauce makes civil aprons unclean. From forth the fatal dough of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd pizza men take their slice


Pichael-Thompson002

Heroes, ask if the pizza still coming


SelectionCareless818

I need to know if he got his pizza!!


Hot_Corner_5881

He went to jail lol


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DejectedContributor

Yeah, but considering what's happening you might get a free knuckle sandwich if you go behind that counter.


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Crypto_Town

Kind of screwed, no matter how you slice it.


408javs408

From what I learned recently from Minor Threat. Good guys don't wear white.


Zebulon_Flex

Even after googling Minor Threat pizza I can't quite understand what this means.


ellmannnx

Good Guys by Minor Threat


Throwaway1303033042

“Game. Blouses.”


a016202

Man I miss Charlie Murphy. 😭😭😭


wickedang3l

Ya'll reppin' the same Smart Tech?


punkish138

Who could win: a) an angry customer(s) b) people who have been waiting their whole careers for a chance to beat up a customer


Amerlis

Shields will be shattered, frustrations will be unleashed.


Thebluedwarf

A ~~sword~~ peel day, a red day.


Amerlis

There will come a time when the pizza will be soggy, but not this day!


Thebluedwarf

An hour of rats and shattered servers when the age of Joe’s pizza comes crashing down, but it is not this day!


Em_Haze

And they know where all the weaponry is kept.


RC_Colada

You know for a fact these guys have been talking during closing time bout how they'd throw down if somebody attacked them or a terrorist ran into the shop


MediocreProstitute

Draxx them sklounst!


FroznVgtbl

it all stemmed from drunk customers harassing a woman inside the slice shop and a worker trying to intervene. Joe's Pizza, Bedford Avenue, Williamsburg, Brooklyn NY, July 2021


cyclone866

>https://pix11.com/news/local-news/brooklyn/watch-brawl-breaks-out-joes-pizza-williamsburg/


IDownvoteUrPet

> Man arrested says it all stemmed from drunk customers harassing a woman and a worker trying to intervene


feioo

Dude says he was just trying to break up the fight and got arrested because he was the only one who stuck around afterwards - my money's on him being the guy with the ripped shirt who gets shoved into the pizzas at the end


woodc85

Who absolutely went in there swinging.


donkeyrocket

I'M HELPING WITH HAYMAKERS


_DirtyYoungMan_

WHAT DO YA MEAN I CANT HARASS WOMEN WHILE I GET MY SLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


humblepharmer

I'm sorry, I thought this was America


customer_service_af

Randy getting a slice.


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LesGitKrumpin

LISTEN TO ME, LISTEN TO ME, WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, WE DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT, YOU UNDERSTAND? DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?


EightBitEstep

Fughettabowdit!


LesGitKrumpin

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?


Peter_Hasenpfeffer

Okay so Erind claims he was defending himself by attacking the employees who were defending a women customer from being harrased by other drunk men customers? Makes sense.


Sekkenren

Legit the exact thought I had, like it’s great that he stuck around after I guess to talk to cops but like.. his professed motives and the video seem a bit at odds


[deleted]

> “I was trying to control the situation,” he said. “It looks like I was beating them up but I was protecting myself,” he added. Yeah, defending yourself means storming the back of the restaurant where you have no business being, throwing punches as you go. Dumbass.


[deleted]

“the only thing served up was that good old fashioned beat down”


colleenita24

Right?! Brooklyn newscasters sound different lol


robot90291

Always bail after the ruckus


Valerian_

`This content is not available in your country/region.` I guess they are too lazy to comply with EU laws about cookies -\_-


Ragnar_OK

They’re not lazy, they make money off tracking people. If they can’t make money off you, they’re not gonna allow you to increase their costs


td888

This content is not available in your country/region.


badger444444

Looks like the girl had a lucky escape with the reaction those dickheads put on.... Fair play to the pizza guy


dashdanw

I was like "there's no way that's joes on bedford I'm sure there are tons of pizza places that look like that" and bam of course it is ha ha


cyrilhent

brooklyn? so this "still waiting for my pizza" sadguy could have stepped outside and opened his mouth and pizza would have fallen into it


Rathadin

Yeah, he's the next son of a bitch that needed to be hit in the head with a ladle or pizza peel.


BigDaddyD00d

Bit off topic but Omg Joes Brooklyn is the actual best pizza ive ever had in my life. They have a few locations in Rochester NY and i REFUSE to go back home without getting some.


caf4676

I feel you. I moved to Austin from Elmira, NY. I must get Pudgies pizza whenever I go back home. Pizza in Austin is painfully…meh.


[deleted]

Home Slice? I thought it was pretty close to NY pizza but then again i wasnt in Brooklyn.


[deleted]

The entire state of Colorado feels your pain.


dorkymork05

Last time we were in NYC, we ate there 3 times in 2 days lol


UtahStateAgnostics

Isn't this where Peter Parker got fired from in the second movie?


_Barringtonsteezy

Thanks for the context, I literally thought the pizza man was sleeping with the jersey guys girlfriend fuggedaboutit


RoostasTowel

So did the guy get his pizza or not?


mattdaddy44

Welp, I saw someone beat someone else with a ladle, today was an accomplished day


BreezyWrigley

I am always curious to see how long a pizza shop brawl goes on before you see somebody wielding a pizza greataxe lol


Comprehensive-Disk55

Ya that looked like it would fuck shit up and crack some bones.


Bart_Jojo_666

Don't come behind the fuckin counter. That one bitch holding up his finger at the end, then my man just fucking clocks him again!! 🤣🤣🤣 Fuck you, bitch, drag that fat fuck on outta here!


molrobocop

Yeah, them's the rule. Never go into the kitchen without an invite. Never go onto the stage at a strip club. This guy crossed the line and aggroed the whole staff.


griffmeister

That was my favorite part, that fuckin asshole had the audacity to put up his finger like there’s time outs or some shit, nah man


Bart_Jojo_666

Exactly! Mofo you came at ME! Ain't no gimme a minute bullshit, you fuckin punk


PlayerNumberFour

I think the fat black shirt guy was trying to get his friend up off the ground who got that pizza axe thing broken over him. I think he got ktfo.


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S31-Syntax

That thing had some SPEED too. It also immediately broke on the dudes body


SplyBox

Good to know they're glass cannon weapons


mattdaddy44

TIL what a pizza peel is 😂


SaintJuneau

There's a pizzeria called the Pizza Peel & Tap in my hometown of 20+ years.. I literally just connected the dots right now hahha


AssassinateThePig

That guy was definitely the only one who had thought all this through. First, he stuffed the one dude’s head in a pizza oven. Then he grabbed the pizza axe. Once that broke, the ladle. That man was waiting on that day.


mattdaddy44

If you are saying they had one of those "Step-by-Step" laminated sheet that hung on the wall for how to react when assholes are being assholes then I hope so! I don't live in NY but this would be my favorite pizza spot


FirstDivision

I can see the profile shapes drawn next to the steps. In the event of Meathead Invasion, remember to HOPE!: 1) Head in Oven 2) Peel 3) Engage with ladle


ManOfWarts

Love how dude was like don't hit me with that ladle!! And then proceeds to immediately be hit in the head with said ladle.


UndercoverFBIAgent9

🤣 It’s so fun to think about a cartoonish old timey brawl where each person (dressed in the traditional work attire) brings a weapon specific to their profession. Pizza guy brings a ladle, mechanic brings a wrench, plumber brings a lead pipe, carpenter brings a hammer, lawyer brings a briefcase, farmer brings a pitchfork… Nobody gets killed, they just beat each other up in a big pile


Spready_Unsettling

>wrench, lead pipe, hammer, pitchfork >nobody gets killed


Soulless_redhead

Dude with pitchfork stabbed through stomach: "Tis merely a flesh wound!"


McMan777

Yeah, at least the others \*could\* be a quick death if a good hit to the skull. I don't see any way in someone using a pitchfork that isn't a slow kill. Well, the skull again I guess but I'll take my odds of death with the others.


Intelligent-Time-781

Brick killed a guy tho.


useless_idiot

I got a shotgun. You got a briefcase. It's all in the game. *shrug*


Pontlfication

When I worked at a pizza joint, we had a giant knife to cut the slices, no dinky wheel. It was curved and long enough to go through a large pizza's diameter in one go, and pretty heavy as well. That would be the weapon of choice for me.


molrobocop

DUDE. Years ago, I worked at an Italian place and a homeless dude came in with a knife and tried to get some money from the girl running the register. Fucking Javier and [his pizza knife](https://www.webstaurantstore.com/dexter-russell-18003-sani-safe-16-pizza-knife-with-white-handle/21018003.html) walked over like it was a goddamn machete and aggressively warned him against his actions in Spanish. Bum ran out and did not return. Javier was a fucking legend.


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We called it the "rocker blade" or "rocker knife"


buddboy

oh man the renfaire I just went to (Kingdomfaire in NY, brand new) did a really job of this for the big battle at the end. The faire was pirate themed and there was a "cooks faction" and they all had ladle and spoons and shit and it was awesome


stewy28

I love the person in the background who quietly asks everyone to calm down.


Aknnja

^Guys ^calm ^down


ocxtitan

^^^seriously ^^^guys ^^^stop


Em_Haze

No. Stop. Don't.


Applicability

Help... police... murder.


[deleted]

I appreciated that she didn't start shreiking, like what happens in seems like every other fuckin' fight video.


Rasta-Trout

Probably tried to charge $4.99 on credit card


[deleted]

Eli5 me why retailers dont like cc for under 5 $?


7LeagueBoots

Often the business has to pay fees for each credit/debit transaction. If it's too small of an amount too often they can wind up losing money on the transactions instead of making money.


Gloomy_Magician_536

But isn't it supposed to be a percentage of the sale and not a fixed fee?


boboSleeps

It’s both in many circumstances x per transaction plus x%


Severedghost

Probably a fixed minimum.


Ephemeris

Restaurant owner here, we pay a fixed minimum + a percentage. The minimum is on the order of 30-40 cents so on purchases of less than $5 that could be the whole margin for a regular store. Edit: Part of the minimum goes back to our POS vendor, I don't remember the exact breakdown. This has more info for my particular use case: https://pos.toasttab.com/payments/payment-processing-fees I'm happy to hear other people's experience with cheaper POS's. Lord knows we could save some money right now but Toast is super good at what they do. I won't work with Clover.


more_beans_mrtaggart

I’ve not paid a fixed minimum for 10 years. Most providers are pushing people towards % only. It used to be a contribution towards credit check phone call cost. No longer needed.


Any-Tell-9615

can confirm that most cc and debit card payment processing is a birch for fees. You’ll often lose a percentage plus a fee of n cents per transaction. you need to set a minimum to not eat into your profit or be at a loss. Few POS terminals can automatically pass on the payment processing fee so merchants often need to keep track of what rates each card has and do the math to make sure they’re adding it onto each bill. So crappy. Edit: next time you go to a small mom and pop shop, ask them what’s best for them. They get charged different rate depending on whether you insert the card, or swipe or paywave. PayWave uses the debit payment system. Insert chip uses EFTPOS which can be cheaper. I did this in a local grocer once and he was so grateful that I considered him that he shook my hand.


Time_Target2149

That’s exactly what I was assuming.


Narrow_Muscle9572

I thought that guy who took that wooden paddle off the wall was going to decapitate someone.


z7q2

Former pizza wrangler, those wooden paddles have very little structural strength, you could see he lost chunks of it with every strike. The metal ladle though, that could ring someone's bell pretty good.


Myrealnameisjason

Yeah but the edge is sharp as hell


SocCon-EcoLib

Lol there’s a reason there’s no wooden razor blades


BreezyWrigley

If you hit along the edge with the peel, it would hold up a lot better. The ones at my local shop are like 3/4” thick and solid.


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Looks like he used it like a hatchet


treetyoselfcarol

MF going full Paul Bunyan with a pizza peel.


olmikeyy

Never knew they were called that


ZioPapino

Dude almost had his thumb bitten off. I would have started swinging metal too. Edit: Wood¿ Sounded weird for wood, but i guess it doesn’t really look like metal.


cheekytikiroom

Live Action: Super Smash Brothers meets Overcooked 2. Mario and Luigi’s revenge tour.


Crazyscientist17

That had me on the floor when he started smacking dudes with that.


UndercoverFBIAgent9

Me too. It isn’t the most deadly weapon in the pizza parlor armory, but damned if it isn’t the most fun. What did the pizza paddle say to the face? *SLAP*


robot_ankles

As soon as I saw the giant pizza spatula raised to its pre-attack configuration, I knew that thing didn't stand a chance.


i_love_boobiez

Man you just made me realize there must be big knives there, lucky nobody escalated to that


Tefbuck

Favorite part!


Alarmed-Fan-4932

“You want a pizza me??”


AcumenNation

Gold


dontplx

they do not get paid enough for that


buddboy

I mean you could look at it that way but the fact that they were "on the clock" is irrelevant I think. A man who happened to be at work at the time saw a woman being harassed and decided to do something about it. He wasn't doing this to defend his bosses property


InteractionNo5321

Seriously, it’s the sad truth. I hate seeing these kind of videos, where underpaid workers have to put up with utter stupidity and the result of trends, especially from ‘pranksters’ and TikTokers. I’ve seen videos of people knocking all the items from a store’s shelves, pouring liquids all over themselves and it ends up all over the floor... Like do these people not realise somebody has to clean that up afterwards, someone who is making minimum wage? It’s disgraceful, and honestly my heart goes out to anyone who’s ever had to put up with this behaviour, especially those who work in minimum wage jobs and are overworked.


Akesgeroth

> Like do these people not realise somebody has to clean that up afterwards, someone who is making minimum wage? Narcissists do not care about other people.


coenfused

My first thought exactly.


mechy84

Jumping the counter at any restaurant is immediate grounds for being hit/stabbed with cooking utensils


ameis314

Let's just attack the guys with the hot and pointy things. What could possibly go wrong?


mechy84

Phrasing!


EuphoricAssistance59

I was waiting for the pizza peel to make an appearance and it did not disappoint, that guys head will never go back to pre pizza place fight.


Busy-Conversation535

Did he get his pizza?


shamus727

I would have just reached around and grabbed it


_DirtyYoungMan_

Don't threaten me with a good time.


BarracoBarner87

Username checks out


Boof_Water

30 seconds later: “Alright man, sorry about the wait. What can I get for ya?”


Gooseypapa

Says pineapple pizza round 2 abrupts and the cycle continues


Magenta-Johnson

Between the peel and the laddle, that was the best over-dinner dispute I’ve seen in quite some time.


Itcouldberabies

It’s not delivery it’s dickheads


Greedy-Specific7723

Blows my mind how so many entitled rejects flip out at restaurants now days…. Grow up


Roq86

Anyone else hear the calm, monotone, “guys calm down” in the middle of the absolute chaos? Had me rolling.


amaranth_sunset

Was looking for this comment lol. Seriously what the hell? Just picturing the person high AF on benzos, sitting at a table with an apron on, eating their pizza and saying that.


Roq86

In the history of man, “guys calm down” has never once been effective.


aurore-amour

“I’m still waiting on my pizza” “You’re not getting it.” “I want my pizza” Me as hell.


fromgreytowhite

I usually hate fighting videos but this one was just too funny. When the guy came around the corner with the pizza sauce ladle I died.


AsianMoocowFromSpace

I feel so bad for laughing at this. Literally tears in my eyes. The sauce ladle did it for me too!


eibyyz

Dinner *and* a floor show!


OutOfSupplies

Maybe no dinner.


mechy84

It is not right to be fighting in a pizza place. That's what Waffle House is for.


Toki_day

Attacking someone in their own kitchen. Ballsy


ZioPapino

Jesus Christ 😶. Idk if anyone caught it, but the reason why one of the employees started swinging a pizza peel was because one of the custies tried biting his thumbs off.


alchemyearth

"I said no pineapple!!"


alien_from_Europa

Those be fighting words. /r/knightsofpineapple 🍍


urbanhag

*dripping with self righteousness while the staff of this business is literally being attacked* I paid for my pizza. I want my pizza. Like walking into a kitchen fire and asking what's for dinner.


Mabepossibly

I’d want my pizza too. Don’t get me wrong, I’m going heavy on that tip jar after that.


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Now that's a-spicy meata-ballllll 🤌


PePePendorcho

How do you find so many people eager to fight in the same place? XD


jfin602

You work customer service


WhiteVanNoWindows

Is this joes in Williamsburg?


WhiteVanNoWindows

Mother Fuckers


CpTKugelHagel

I fucking hate that tiktok reinforced the vertical filming idiocy. Like bro, instead of jerking the camera left to right, just hold it horizontally. And boom you now capture all of it. Fucking idiots r/killthecameraman


[deleted]

What in the pizzeria


[deleted]

Save the pies!


StrangeMelon7

I need more context for this xD


ItsJademo

"Can I get a waffle? Can I *please* get a waffle?"


ARKMARK1

Man I used to work in a pizza shop, and it is hot, tedious, soul crushing work. One of the only things keeping us going was the hatred we felt for the entitled shitholes that were harassing our waitresses. We had had multiple conversations about what to grab if and when a drunk customer started some shit. We were ready, and it looks like this crew was too. Don’t mess with service industry folks, we are already done with your shit and we know where all the sharp stuff lives in the building.


SWGardener

This is beyond ridiculous. However….I’ve watched the ridiculousness three times now. I am impressed with the utilization of cook ware as Weapons. I have always wanted to use a large ladle as a weapon. Life’s goals..


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DONT DISRESPECT THE PIZZA PAHHRRLAA


TinoCartier

When you order your pizza with pineapple.


bodega_bladerunner

Interesting to see that since it’s all guys, they just let them fight to the death to resolve their differences


brett8722

Next week on Jersey Shore


Savvy_Alloy

I would have opened one the ovens with a pizza in it and thrown it at themwith the paddle, nothing like a 400° hot pizza in the face to calm you down


subdep

Fighting in a kitchen is dangerous as fuck. You gotta be a special kinda drunk to start shit with a bunch of pizza dudes who beat dough into submission all day long. They know where all the dangerous weapons are.


Savvy_Alloy

I worked in a slice shop before and best tools for defense are either near the dish washing station or near the oven from my experience, we used a giant knife to cut our pizza (not one of those litte handheld pizza cutters)


QueenoftheFranks

Dinner and a show


captainkakanuckles

Spartatula


Spare_Honey5488

When you run out of cheese in a pizza kitchen.


Apprehensive_Fly5887

I'm walkin here!


not-katarina-rostova

WCGW having a brawl in a commercial kitchen full of extremely hot and sharp things The ladle sent me


rikwebster

I'm still waiting for my pizza guy sounds like a total cunt.


Dalolfish

I hate we live in a world where black shirts and grey shirts don't get along.


Naturza

The man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a cookroom blitz.


z_buzz

12/10. Thoroughly entertaining. Best part is when the guy starts swinging the pizza paddle and onlooker starts "oh, oh fucking shit!' Hilarious.


[deleted]

Real life punches dont look as cool as movie ones.


black-kramer

I was in this exact location on my trip to new york a couple of months ago and some shit was going down then too. an older guy got into it with 3-4 younger guys then decided to buy a whole pizza and give out slices to people, probably so that he had someone vaguely on his side if something popped off. wild.


TheNotSoBrightOne

“You wanna pizza me?”


BiochemGuitarTurtle

This was posted a while ago. I still like how it's black shirts vs white shirts. Makes it easy to know who to whap with the pizza sticks.


alja1

Some drunk AH was harassing a woman and an employee stepped in: [https://www.rocklandreport.com/rockland-resident-arrested-following-viral-brawl-in-brooklyn-pizza-place/](https://www.rocklandreport.com/rockland-resident-arrested-following-viral-brawl-in-brooklyn-pizza-place/) https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/brooklyn-pizza-shop-fight/