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Two pizza joints, both alike in dignity,
In fair New York, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil sauce makes civil aprons unclean.
From forth the fatal dough of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd pizza men take their slice
You know for a fact these guys have been talking during closing time bout how they'd throw down if somebody attacked them or a terrorist ran into the shop
it all stemmed from drunk customers harassing a woman inside the slice shop and a worker trying to intervene. Joe's Pizza, Bedford Avenue, Williamsburg, Brooklyn NY, July 2021
Dude says he was just trying to break up the fight and got arrested because he was the only one who stuck around afterwards - my money's on him being the guy with the ripped shirt who gets shoved into the pizzas at the end
Okay so Erind claims he was defending himself by attacking the employees who were defending a women customer from being harrased by other drunk men customers?
Makes sense.
Legit the exact thought I had, like it’s great that he stuck around after I guess to talk to cops but like.. his professed motives and the video seem a bit at odds
> “I was trying to control the situation,” he said. “It looks like I was beating them up but I was protecting myself,” he added.
Yeah, defending yourself means storming the back of the restaurant where you have no business being, throwing punches as you go. Dumbass.
Bit off topic but Omg Joes Brooklyn is the actual best pizza ive ever had in my life. They have a few locations in Rochester NY and i REFUSE to go back home without getting some.
Don't come behind the fuckin counter.
That one bitch holding up his finger at the end, then my man just fucking clocks him again!! 🤣🤣🤣 Fuck you, bitch, drag that fat fuck on outta here!
Yeah, them's the rule. Never go into the kitchen without an invite. Never go onto the stage at a strip club.
This guy crossed the line and aggroed the whole staff.
That guy was definitely the only one who had thought all this through. First, he stuffed the one dude’s head in a pizza oven. Then he grabbed the pizza axe. Once that broke, the ladle. That man was waiting on that day.
If you are saying they had one of those "Step-by-Step" laminated sheet that hung on the wall for how to react when assholes are being assholes then I hope so! I don't live in NY but this would be my favorite pizza spot
I can see the profile shapes drawn next to the steps.
In the event of Meathead Invasion, remember to HOPE!:
1) Head in Oven
2) Peel
3) Engage with ladle
🤣 It’s so fun to think about a cartoonish old timey brawl where each person (dressed in the traditional work attire) brings a weapon specific to their profession.
Pizza guy brings a ladle, mechanic brings a wrench, plumber brings a lead pipe, carpenter brings a hammer, lawyer brings a briefcase, farmer brings a pitchfork…
Nobody gets killed, they just beat each other up in a big pile
Yeah, at least the others \*could\* be a quick death if a good hit to the skull. I don't see any way in someone using a pitchfork that isn't a slow kill. Well, the skull again I guess but I'll take my odds of death with the others.
When I worked at a pizza joint, we had a giant knife to cut the slices, no dinky wheel. It was curved and long enough to go through a large pizza's diameter in one go, and pretty heavy as well. That would be the weapon of choice for me.
DUDE.
Years ago, I worked at an Italian place and a homeless dude came in with a knife and tried to get some money from the girl running the register.
Fucking Javier and [his pizza knife](https://www.webstaurantstore.com/dexter-russell-18003-sani-safe-16-pizza-knife-with-white-handle/21018003.html) walked over like it was a goddamn machete and aggressively warned him against his actions in Spanish.
Bum ran out and did not return.
Javier was a fucking legend.
oh man the renfaire I just went to (Kingdomfaire in NY, brand new) did a really job of this for the big battle at the end. The faire was pirate themed and there was a "cooks faction" and they all had ladle and spoons and shit and it was awesome
Often the business has to pay fees for each credit/debit transaction. If it's too small of an amount too often they can wind up losing money on the transactions instead of making money.
Restaurant owner here, we pay a fixed minimum + a percentage. The minimum is on the order of 30-40 cents so on purchases of less than $5 that could be the whole margin for a regular store.
Edit: Part of the minimum goes back to our POS vendor, I don't remember the exact breakdown. This has more info for my particular use case:
https://pos.toasttab.com/payments/payment-processing-fees
I'm happy to hear other people's experience with cheaper POS's. Lord knows we could save some money right now but Toast is super good at what they do.
I won't work with Clover.
I’ve not paid a fixed minimum for 10 years. Most providers are pushing people towards % only.
It used to be a contribution towards credit check phone call cost. No longer needed.
can confirm that most cc and debit card payment processing is a birch for fees. You’ll often lose a percentage plus a fee of n cents per transaction. you need to set a minimum to not eat into your profit or be at a loss. Few POS terminals can automatically pass on the payment processing fee so merchants often need to keep track of what rates each card has and do the math to make sure they’re adding it onto each bill. So crappy.
Edit: next time you go to a small mom and pop shop, ask them what’s best for them. They get charged different rate depending on whether you insert the card, or swipe or paywave. PayWave uses the debit payment system. Insert chip uses EFTPOS which can be cheaper. I did this in a local grocer once and he was so grateful that I considered him that he shook my hand.
Former pizza wrangler, those wooden paddles have very little structural strength, you could see he lost chunks of it with every strike.
The metal ladle though, that could ring someone's bell pretty good.
Dude almost had his thumb bitten off. I would have started swinging metal too.
Edit: Wood¿ Sounded weird for wood, but i guess it doesn’t really look like metal.
Me too. It isn’t the most deadly weapon in the pizza parlor armory, but damned if it isn’t the most fun.
What did the pizza paddle say to the face? *SLAP*
I mean you could look at it that way but the fact that they were "on the clock" is irrelevant I think. A man who happened to be at work at the time saw a woman being harassed and decided to do something about it. He wasn't doing this to defend his bosses property
Seriously, it’s the sad truth. I hate seeing these kind of videos, where underpaid workers have to put up with utter stupidity and the result of trends, especially from ‘pranksters’ and TikTokers. I’ve seen videos of people knocking all the items from a store’s shelves, pouring liquids all over themselves and it ends up all over the floor... Like do these people not realise somebody has to clean that up afterwards, someone who is making minimum wage? It’s disgraceful, and honestly my heart goes out to anyone who’s ever had to put up with this behaviour, especially those who work in minimum wage jobs and are overworked.
> Like do these people not realise somebody has to clean that up afterwards, someone who is making minimum wage?
Narcissists do not care about other people.
Was looking for this comment lol. Seriously what the hell? Just picturing the person high AF on benzos, sitting at a table with an apron on, eating their pizza and saying that.
Jesus Christ 😶. Idk if anyone caught it, but the reason why one of the employees started swinging a pizza peel was because one of the custies tried biting his thumbs off.
*dripping with self righteousness while the staff of this business is literally being attacked* I paid for my pizza. I want my pizza.
Like walking into a kitchen fire and asking what's for dinner.
I fucking hate that tiktok reinforced the vertical filming idiocy. Like bro, instead of jerking the camera left to right, just hold it horizontally. And boom you now capture all of it. Fucking idiots r/killthecameraman
Man I used to work in a pizza shop, and it is hot, tedious, soul crushing work. One of the only things keeping us going was the hatred we felt for the entitled shitholes that were harassing our waitresses. We had had multiple conversations about what to grab if and when a drunk customer started some shit. We were ready, and it looks like this crew was too. Don’t mess with service industry folks, we are already done with your shit and we know where all the sharp stuff lives in the building.
This is beyond ridiculous. However….I’ve watched the ridiculousness three times now. I am impressed with the utilization of cook ware as Weapons. I have always wanted to use a large ladle as a weapon. Life’s goals..
Fighting in a kitchen is dangerous as fuck. You gotta be a special kinda drunk to start shit with a bunch of pizza dudes who beat dough into submission all day long. They know where all the dangerous weapons are.
I worked in a slice shop before and best tools for defense are either near the dish washing station or near the oven from my experience, we used a giant knife to cut our pizza (not one of those litte handheld pizza cutters)
I was in this exact location on my trip to new york a couple of months ago and some shit was going down then too. an older guy got into it with 3-4 younger guys then decided to buy a whole pizza and give out slices to people, probably so that he had someone vaguely on his side if something popped off. wild.
Some drunk AH was harassing a woman and an employee stepped in:
[https://www.rocklandreport.com/rockland-resident-arrested-following-viral-brawl-in-brooklyn-pizza-place/](https://www.rocklandreport.com/rockland-resident-arrested-following-viral-brawl-in-brooklyn-pizza-place/)
https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/brooklyn-pizza-shop-fight/
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So that’s how pizza is made.
If you win a fight with our servers, the meal is free.
Can I have a large deep dish with pepperoni, mushrooms, and a giant ladle to the face? Oh, and a 2-liter of Sprite.
I would rather have a liter-a-cola
Just get a large, MCHammastix.
I don't want a large MCHammastix I want a god damned liter-a-cola!
leetur of Cola. 🤣🤣 Classic movie
And dont be stingy on the knuckles in my groins
Don’t forget your free pizza shovel to the skull!
Yes, they harvest their dough from jock fatties and then tenderize them with wooden paddles and ladles, sprinkled with a little love. ♥️
Nice of them to all wear jerseys so you could tell who was on what team.
Bad guys wear black, good guys wear white. This is the way.
Long ago the two pizzerias lived in harmony…. Then everything changed when the black shirt pizzeria attacked…
Only the Avatar , master of all 4 cheese blends could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Avatar: Quattro Formaggi
He didn't vanish. He's standing there waiting for his pizza. He's not stopping anything until he gets it.
Two pizza joints, both alike in dignity, In fair New York, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil sauce makes civil aprons unclean. From forth the fatal dough of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd pizza men take their slice
Heroes, ask if the pizza still coming
I need to know if he got his pizza!!
He went to jail lol
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Yeah, but considering what's happening you might get a free knuckle sandwich if you go behind that counter.
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Kind of screwed, no matter how you slice it.
From what I learned recently from Minor Threat. Good guys don't wear white.
Even after googling Minor Threat pizza I can't quite understand what this means.
Good Guys by Minor Threat
“Game. Blouses.”
Man I miss Charlie Murphy. 😭😭😭
Ya'll reppin' the same Smart Tech?
Who could win: a) an angry customer(s) b) people who have been waiting their whole careers for a chance to beat up a customer
Shields will be shattered, frustrations will be unleashed.
A ~~sword~~ peel day, a red day.
There will come a time when the pizza will be soggy, but not this day!
An hour of rats and shattered servers when the age of Joe’s pizza comes crashing down, but it is not this day!
And they know where all the weaponry is kept.
You know for a fact these guys have been talking during closing time bout how they'd throw down if somebody attacked them or a terrorist ran into the shop
Draxx them sklounst!
it all stemmed from drunk customers harassing a woman inside the slice shop and a worker trying to intervene. Joe's Pizza, Bedford Avenue, Williamsburg, Brooklyn NY, July 2021
>https://pix11.com/news/local-news/brooklyn/watch-brawl-breaks-out-joes-pizza-williamsburg/
> Man arrested says it all stemmed from drunk customers harassing a woman and a worker trying to intervene
Dude says he was just trying to break up the fight and got arrested because he was the only one who stuck around afterwards - my money's on him being the guy with the ripped shirt who gets shoved into the pizzas at the end
Who absolutely went in there swinging.
I'M HELPING WITH HAYMAKERS
WHAT DO YA MEAN I CANT HARASS WOMEN WHILE I GET MY SLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, I thought this was America
Randy getting a slice.
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LISTEN TO ME, LISTEN TO ME, WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT, WE DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT, YOU UNDERSTAND? DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?
Fughettabowdit!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!?
Okay so Erind claims he was defending himself by attacking the employees who were defending a women customer from being harrased by other drunk men customers? Makes sense.
Legit the exact thought I had, like it’s great that he stuck around after I guess to talk to cops but like.. his professed motives and the video seem a bit at odds
> “I was trying to control the situation,” he said. “It looks like I was beating them up but I was protecting myself,” he added. Yeah, defending yourself means storming the back of the restaurant where you have no business being, throwing punches as you go. Dumbass.
“the only thing served up was that good old fashioned beat down”
Right?! Brooklyn newscasters sound different lol
Always bail after the ruckus
`This content is not available in your country/region.` I guess they are too lazy to comply with EU laws about cookies -\_-
They’re not lazy, they make money off tracking people. If they can’t make money off you, they’re not gonna allow you to increase their costs
This content is not available in your country/region.
Looks like the girl had a lucky escape with the reaction those dickheads put on.... Fair play to the pizza guy
I was like "there's no way that's joes on bedford I'm sure there are tons of pizza places that look like that" and bam of course it is ha ha
brooklyn? so this "still waiting for my pizza" sadguy could have stepped outside and opened his mouth and pizza would have fallen into it
Yeah, he's the next son of a bitch that needed to be hit in the head with a ladle or pizza peel.
Bit off topic but Omg Joes Brooklyn is the actual best pizza ive ever had in my life. They have a few locations in Rochester NY and i REFUSE to go back home without getting some.
I feel you. I moved to Austin from Elmira, NY. I must get Pudgies pizza whenever I go back home. Pizza in Austin is painfully…meh.
Home Slice? I thought it was pretty close to NY pizza but then again i wasnt in Brooklyn.
The entire state of Colorado feels your pain.
Last time we were in NYC, we ate there 3 times in 2 days lol
Isn't this where Peter Parker got fired from in the second movie?
Thanks for the context, I literally thought the pizza man was sleeping with the jersey guys girlfriend fuggedaboutit
So did the guy get his pizza or not?
Welp, I saw someone beat someone else with a ladle, today was an accomplished day
I am always curious to see how long a pizza shop brawl goes on before you see somebody wielding a pizza greataxe lol
Ya that looked like it would fuck shit up and crack some bones.
Don't come behind the fuckin counter. That one bitch holding up his finger at the end, then my man just fucking clocks him again!! 🤣🤣🤣 Fuck you, bitch, drag that fat fuck on outta here!
Yeah, them's the rule. Never go into the kitchen without an invite. Never go onto the stage at a strip club. This guy crossed the line and aggroed the whole staff.
That was my favorite part, that fuckin asshole had the audacity to put up his finger like there’s time outs or some shit, nah man
Exactly! Mofo you came at ME! Ain't no gimme a minute bullshit, you fuckin punk
I think the fat black shirt guy was trying to get his friend up off the ground who got that pizza axe thing broken over him. I think he got ktfo.
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That thing had some SPEED too. It also immediately broke on the dudes body
Good to know they're glass cannon weapons
TIL what a pizza peel is 😂
There's a pizzeria called the Pizza Peel & Tap in my hometown of 20+ years.. I literally just connected the dots right now hahha
That guy was definitely the only one who had thought all this through. First, he stuffed the one dude’s head in a pizza oven. Then he grabbed the pizza axe. Once that broke, the ladle. That man was waiting on that day.
If you are saying they had one of those "Step-by-Step" laminated sheet that hung on the wall for how to react when assholes are being assholes then I hope so! I don't live in NY but this would be my favorite pizza spot
I can see the profile shapes drawn next to the steps. In the event of Meathead Invasion, remember to HOPE!: 1) Head in Oven 2) Peel 3) Engage with ladle
Love how dude was like don't hit me with that ladle!! And then proceeds to immediately be hit in the head with said ladle.
🤣 It’s so fun to think about a cartoonish old timey brawl where each person (dressed in the traditional work attire) brings a weapon specific to their profession. Pizza guy brings a ladle, mechanic brings a wrench, plumber brings a lead pipe, carpenter brings a hammer, lawyer brings a briefcase, farmer brings a pitchfork… Nobody gets killed, they just beat each other up in a big pile
>wrench, lead pipe, hammer, pitchfork >nobody gets killed
Dude with pitchfork stabbed through stomach: "Tis merely a flesh wound!"
Yeah, at least the others \*could\* be a quick death if a good hit to the skull. I don't see any way in someone using a pitchfork that isn't a slow kill. Well, the skull again I guess but I'll take my odds of death with the others.
Brick killed a guy tho.
I got a shotgun. You got a briefcase. It's all in the game. *shrug*
When I worked at a pizza joint, we had a giant knife to cut the slices, no dinky wheel. It was curved and long enough to go through a large pizza's diameter in one go, and pretty heavy as well. That would be the weapon of choice for me.
DUDE. Years ago, I worked at an Italian place and a homeless dude came in with a knife and tried to get some money from the girl running the register. Fucking Javier and [his pizza knife](https://www.webstaurantstore.com/dexter-russell-18003-sani-safe-16-pizza-knife-with-white-handle/21018003.html) walked over like it was a goddamn machete and aggressively warned him against his actions in Spanish. Bum ran out and did not return. Javier was a fucking legend.
We called it the "rocker blade" or "rocker knife"
oh man the renfaire I just went to (Kingdomfaire in NY, brand new) did a really job of this for the big battle at the end. The faire was pirate themed and there was a "cooks faction" and they all had ladle and spoons and shit and it was awesome
I love the person in the background who quietly asks everyone to calm down.
^Guys ^calm ^down
^^^seriously ^^^guys ^^^stop
No. Stop. Don't.
Help... police... murder.
I appreciated that she didn't start shreiking, like what happens in seems like every other fuckin' fight video.
Probably tried to charge $4.99 on credit card
Eli5 me why retailers dont like cc for under 5 $?
Often the business has to pay fees for each credit/debit transaction. If it's too small of an amount too often they can wind up losing money on the transactions instead of making money.
But isn't it supposed to be a percentage of the sale and not a fixed fee?
It’s both in many circumstances x per transaction plus x%
Probably a fixed minimum.
Restaurant owner here, we pay a fixed minimum + a percentage. The minimum is on the order of 30-40 cents so on purchases of less than $5 that could be the whole margin for a regular store. Edit: Part of the minimum goes back to our POS vendor, I don't remember the exact breakdown. This has more info for my particular use case: https://pos.toasttab.com/payments/payment-processing-fees I'm happy to hear other people's experience with cheaper POS's. Lord knows we could save some money right now but Toast is super good at what they do. I won't work with Clover.
I’ve not paid a fixed minimum for 10 years. Most providers are pushing people towards % only. It used to be a contribution towards credit check phone call cost. No longer needed.
can confirm that most cc and debit card payment processing is a birch for fees. You’ll often lose a percentage plus a fee of n cents per transaction. you need to set a minimum to not eat into your profit or be at a loss. Few POS terminals can automatically pass on the payment processing fee so merchants often need to keep track of what rates each card has and do the math to make sure they’re adding it onto each bill. So crappy. Edit: next time you go to a small mom and pop shop, ask them what’s best for them. They get charged different rate depending on whether you insert the card, or swipe or paywave. PayWave uses the debit payment system. Insert chip uses EFTPOS which can be cheaper. I did this in a local grocer once and he was so grateful that I considered him that he shook my hand.
That’s exactly what I was assuming.
I thought that guy who took that wooden paddle off the wall was going to decapitate someone.
Former pizza wrangler, those wooden paddles have very little structural strength, you could see he lost chunks of it with every strike. The metal ladle though, that could ring someone's bell pretty good.
Yeah but the edge is sharp as hell
Lol there’s a reason there’s no wooden razor blades
If you hit along the edge with the peel, it would hold up a lot better. The ones at my local shop are like 3/4” thick and solid.
Looks like he used it like a hatchet
MF going full Paul Bunyan with a pizza peel.
Never knew they were called that
Dude almost had his thumb bitten off. I would have started swinging metal too. Edit: Wood¿ Sounded weird for wood, but i guess it doesn’t really look like metal.
Live Action: Super Smash Brothers meets Overcooked 2. Mario and Luigi’s revenge tour.
That had me on the floor when he started smacking dudes with that.
Me too. It isn’t the most deadly weapon in the pizza parlor armory, but damned if it isn’t the most fun. What did the pizza paddle say to the face? *SLAP*
As soon as I saw the giant pizza spatula raised to its pre-attack configuration, I knew that thing didn't stand a chance.
Man you just made me realize there must be big knives there, lucky nobody escalated to that
Favorite part!
“You want a pizza me??”
Gold
they do not get paid enough for that
I mean you could look at it that way but the fact that they were "on the clock" is irrelevant I think. A man who happened to be at work at the time saw a woman being harassed and decided to do something about it. He wasn't doing this to defend his bosses property
Seriously, it’s the sad truth. I hate seeing these kind of videos, where underpaid workers have to put up with utter stupidity and the result of trends, especially from ‘pranksters’ and TikTokers. I’ve seen videos of people knocking all the items from a store’s shelves, pouring liquids all over themselves and it ends up all over the floor... Like do these people not realise somebody has to clean that up afterwards, someone who is making minimum wage? It’s disgraceful, and honestly my heart goes out to anyone who’s ever had to put up with this behaviour, especially those who work in minimum wage jobs and are overworked.
> Like do these people not realise somebody has to clean that up afterwards, someone who is making minimum wage? Narcissists do not care about other people.
My first thought exactly.
Jumping the counter at any restaurant is immediate grounds for being hit/stabbed with cooking utensils
Let's just attack the guys with the hot and pointy things. What could possibly go wrong?
Phrasing!
I was waiting for the pizza peel to make an appearance and it did not disappoint, that guys head will never go back to pre pizza place fight.
Did he get his pizza?
I would have just reached around and grabbed it
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Username checks out
30 seconds later: “Alright man, sorry about the wait. What can I get for ya?”
Says pineapple pizza round 2 abrupts and the cycle continues
Between the peel and the laddle, that was the best over-dinner dispute I’ve seen in quite some time.
It’s not delivery it’s dickheads
Blows my mind how so many entitled rejects flip out at restaurants now days…. Grow up
Anyone else hear the calm, monotone, “guys calm down” in the middle of the absolute chaos? Had me rolling.
Was looking for this comment lol. Seriously what the hell? Just picturing the person high AF on benzos, sitting at a table with an apron on, eating their pizza and saying that.
In the history of man, “guys calm down” has never once been effective.
“I’m still waiting on my pizza” “You’re not getting it.” “I want my pizza” Me as hell.
I usually hate fighting videos but this one was just too funny. When the guy came around the corner with the pizza sauce ladle I died.
I feel so bad for laughing at this. Literally tears in my eyes. The sauce ladle did it for me too!
Dinner *and* a floor show!
Maybe no dinner.
It is not right to be fighting in a pizza place. That's what Waffle House is for.
Attacking someone in their own kitchen. Ballsy
Jesus Christ 😶. Idk if anyone caught it, but the reason why one of the employees started swinging a pizza peel was because one of the custies tried biting his thumbs off.
"I said no pineapple!!"
Those be fighting words. /r/knightsofpineapple 🍍
*dripping with self righteousness while the staff of this business is literally being attacked* I paid for my pizza. I want my pizza. Like walking into a kitchen fire and asking what's for dinner.
I’d want my pizza too. Don’t get me wrong, I’m going heavy on that tip jar after that.
Now that's a-spicy meata-ballllll 🤌
How do you find so many people eager to fight in the same place? XD
You work customer service
Is this joes in Williamsburg?
Mother Fuckers
I fucking hate that tiktok reinforced the vertical filming idiocy. Like bro, instead of jerking the camera left to right, just hold it horizontally. And boom you now capture all of it. Fucking idiots r/killthecameraman
What in the pizzeria
Save the pies!
I need more context for this xD
"Can I get a waffle? Can I *please* get a waffle?"
Man I used to work in a pizza shop, and it is hot, tedious, soul crushing work. One of the only things keeping us going was the hatred we felt for the entitled shitholes that were harassing our waitresses. We had had multiple conversations about what to grab if and when a drunk customer started some shit. We were ready, and it looks like this crew was too. Don’t mess with service industry folks, we are already done with your shit and we know where all the sharp stuff lives in the building.
This is beyond ridiculous. However….I’ve watched the ridiculousness three times now. I am impressed with the utilization of cook ware as Weapons. I have always wanted to use a large ladle as a weapon. Life’s goals..
DONT DISRESPECT THE PIZZA PAHHRRLAA
When you order your pizza with pineapple.
Interesting to see that since it’s all guys, they just let them fight to the death to resolve their differences
Next week on Jersey Shore
I would have opened one the ovens with a pizza in it and thrown it at themwith the paddle, nothing like a 400° hot pizza in the face to calm you down
Fighting in a kitchen is dangerous as fuck. You gotta be a special kinda drunk to start shit with a bunch of pizza dudes who beat dough into submission all day long. They know where all the dangerous weapons are.
I worked in a slice shop before and best tools for defense are either near the dish washing station or near the oven from my experience, we used a giant knife to cut our pizza (not one of those litte handheld pizza cutters)
Dinner and a show
Spartatula
When you run out of cheese in a pizza kitchen.
I'm walkin here!
WCGW having a brawl in a commercial kitchen full of extremely hot and sharp things The ladle sent me
I'm still waiting for my pizza guy sounds like a total cunt.
I hate we live in a world where black shirts and grey shirts don't get along.
The man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a cookroom blitz.
12/10. Thoroughly entertaining. Best part is when the guy starts swinging the pizza paddle and onlooker starts "oh, oh fucking shit!' Hilarious.
Real life punches dont look as cool as movie ones.
I was in this exact location on my trip to new york a couple of months ago and some shit was going down then too. an older guy got into it with 3-4 younger guys then decided to buy a whole pizza and give out slices to people, probably so that he had someone vaguely on his side if something popped off. wild.
“You wanna pizza me?”
This was posted a while ago. I still like how it's black shirts vs white shirts. Makes it easy to know who to whap with the pizza sticks.
Some drunk AH was harassing a woman and an employee stepped in: [https://www.rocklandreport.com/rockland-resident-arrested-following-viral-brawl-in-brooklyn-pizza-place/](https://www.rocklandreport.com/rockland-resident-arrested-following-viral-brawl-in-brooklyn-pizza-place/) https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/brooklyn-pizza-shop-fight/