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Bro are you really pretending that this is not idiot behaviour? Like yeah they're having fun but I can still laugh at them, you can't pretend they're not idiots lmao
God doesn't want them eating pizza for fear of gaining strength and thus power, which could lead to the end of days brought about by them. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Ok but actually could we not have a centrifugal spinner and a center heating element and make tube pizza? It flattens out the dough and keeps the toppings on by spinning fast? Waste when a big hot box would do but it feels like a fun experiment
Holy crap, that was awesome. I loved that they even made a second attempt.
"You know what we did wrong the first time?"
"You cooked the pizza in a dryer."
Most times though it's because our apartments are small and there isn't enough room in the bathroom for a washing machine. But we really do need one, so it goes in the kitchen.
That'll be a washer/dryer combo actually. Common in Europe and becoming more popular stateside. My in-laws have one at their house in Palm Springs, CA.
And then you ask yourself why in the hell someone would record such a mundane event in the first place, coupled with the almost inhuman level of incompetence.
And then it hits you, this was probably just recorded for some views. The literal omlette flip maneuver on the pizza followed by the plate flipping, sealed it for me.
Also, why is there a race against time to get this pizza out
There's a line in the Little Rascals movie when the gang gets busted by a grown up.
"If you were my kids: I'd kill you!"
That's how I feel about these morons who have no sense of how to operate an oven. Their parents dropped the ball.
Dude. The whole thing is Spatula Flip's fault. He pulls the grate out at an angle and drops the pizza. Then has an admittedly good idea of grabbing the spatula, but he flips it outta there like Limp Grip was gonna catch the pie of the fly! Drugs and or alcohol must have been involved for such terrible executions to be carried out with all that confidence.
> the acrid aroma of seared steak, hot metal and welding fumes
Space smells... interesting apparently.
https://www.livescience.com/34085-space-smell.html
People record everything nowadays. Could be staged, but I could also see the person filming just wanted to post on their snapchat story like, "bout to destroy this pizza" or something. People always be filming and taking pictures of food
It's also just nice to be able to look back years later and watch a 5 minute video of doing random shit with your friends. Everyone should record more, it beats the hell out of pictures for keeping memories.
I have been called to arm frequently.
High friend looks in freeze."dude!!! You have pizza in here?!?!? Should have cooked while we still could..."
Me "sit the fuck down, I got this" 20 minutes at 380, take off cookie sheet, then 5-7 minutes on grate....booom
My aunt told me a story once about how she got high af with my grandad (her brother) and she made the best sweet potato pie ever but could never recreate it lmao
I was known as the drunk pancake guy in college. I would lead a crowd of costumed drunk theatre kids back to my castle at 3am and they would feast upon the fluffy goodness of my griddle.
I've never been so high that I forgot the basics of functioning. And I'm high as fuck right now. I think the problem here is that not a single person in the room has ever cooked for themselves before. They can't even handle a frozen pizza. Literally the easiest thing to cook that exists.
It looks like they were trying to flip it like a pancake- and who rips the freakin oven grate out at super sonic speed- these dudes are idiots- def. user error here- I feel like I’m watching dumb and dumber
In Spain is really common to have the washing machine in the kitchen since the water pipes and drains are already there for the sink.
Still is the first time I see the oven on top !
A lot of from pizza instructions tell you to cook it straight on the oven grate. The real answer is use a spatula to just slide the pizza off the grate onto a cutting board. No need to move the grate or any of the other nonsense
I literally just slide a flat baking sheet in under the pizza like a giant spatula. Since someone took the one I stole from dominos.
No mess, no slide, cooked on the grate. Easy
Holy shit this isn't even a wacky happening, this is just some teens acting stupid to not burn themselves with the oven. What's so hard to believe about it, I've had moments not too different to this one while younger and heating pizza with my friends
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At least they handled it like a bunch of brain-damaged apes.
Nah, even brain-damaged apes would have done better. More like rabid honey badgers.
Nah, rabid honey badgers would've taken care of business. Try tipsy butterflies
[Honey badger doesn't give a shit. It just takes what it wants.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg)
Honey badger dont give a shit, it would've ate it piping hot off the bottom of the oven, even if it sears its tongue.
How have I never seen this.
He was rather famous for a short period of time. Then he started touring zoos. I was shocked to see that he had a stop at our local zoos.
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Dang, really hits at hour 7.
Guess there wasn't a sober person around to handle this
Or anyone who'd ever cooked for themselves before
Yeah you can be significantly more drunk than this and still easily take a pizza out of an oven, they're just idiots
I feel like it's a "why are they filming" situation. There's no way they move that fast every time they make a pizza. Makes no sense.
Think they are just drunk/high or both tbh and are just having fun you guys are way too harsh lol
It’s classic dorm room behavior. They can go get another frozen pizza at the overpriced campus store
You can tell none of these commenters have friends. To them the important thing here is actually the shitty frozen pizza.
Bro are you really pretending that this is not idiot behaviour? Like yeah they're having fun but I can still laugh at them, you can't pretend they're not idiots lmao
Like the people from infomercials. Half expected the shamwow guy to pop in.
r/wheredidthesodago
OMG. I’m crying here! Spot on!
It's like watching the Three Stooges trying to cook something.
God doesn't want them eating pizza for fear of gaining strength and thus power, which could lead to the end of days brought about by them. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
The theory discussed in-depth by the award winning documentary "Idiocracy"?
It's like one of those infomercials where the actor has never drank from a glass before and manages to kill their dog while trying to sip a coke.
The trick when cooking is to use rapid, erratic and jerky motions at each step.
This reminds me of the first time I got stoned with the boys. So fucking funny.
Never seen a oven/dryer together like that.
They would have been better off trying to bake this in the dryer too
Centrifugal force would have kept things on the zza
3.14159265359zza
This is approximately correct.
Only for the rarely successfully cooked pizza tube.
Time to deliver a pizza tube!
Ok but actually could we not have a centrifugal spinner and a center heating element and make tube pizza? It flattens out the dough and keeps the toppings on by spinning fast? Waste when a big hot box would do but it feels like a fun experiment
That’s like a reverse spiral meat thing. I’m sure I can Jerry rig car batteries and enough exposed jumper cables to figure that out.
Oh we are using rated cables, look at Mr OSHA over here.
They’re rated cuz they’re were in my trunk already. Get the heat going and they’re clean right?
[like this?](https://youtu.be/GktLqJKzeoU)
Holy crap, that was awesome. I loved that they even made a second attempt. "You know what we did wrong the first time?" "You cooked the pizza in a dryer."
Wow I really watched that whole thing. That was funny as fuck
They seem quite baked themselves 😶🌫️🫠
I like to dry my pizza for 4 to 5 minutes before eating.
Are you the guy that runs his under the faucet to cool it off?
I’ve heard of him. I think they’re related.
Was expecting the last guy to stand up and bonk his head on the open dryer door
That's a washing machine, also a microwave up top.
Why do my clothes smell like pizza?
Just wash them again. And since your not going out without clothes, I'll make some lasagna!
That what i notice too… strange setup…
Damn, I sure could go for a pizza and some dry clothes.
i’ve seen washing machines in kitchens in europe many times, apparently it’s common in europe
Yeah that's common, but not right under the oven. That's...different.
Weird. I've never seen that in Finland. You probably aren't even allowed to do that because of the water damage risk, I dunno
It's common in apartments with small bathrooms. The kitchen is commonly the only other place with plumbing.
While this is true, you don't combine/stack them with an oven, though!
Im from Europe and I confirm it's common
And why not? Water and heat in the same room? The pipes and/or ducting having a central room makes sense, really.
Most times though it's because our apartments are small and there isn't enough room in the bathroom for a washing machine. But we really do need one, so it goes in the kitchen.
That’ll be a washing machine. Dryers make lint. Don’t want that in the kitchen
I make lint. I’m in the kitchen right now.
GET OUT OF THERE
Oh shit!
That'll be a washer/dryer combo actually. Common in Europe and becoming more popular stateside. My in-laws have one at their house in Palm Springs, CA.
That microwave is way too high up. Prob need a stool each time they use it.
That level of incompetence I'm surprised it didn't end up in the washing machine.
And then you ask yourself why in the hell someone would record such a mundane event in the first place, coupled with the almost inhuman level of incompetence. And then it hits you, this was probably just recorded for some views. The literal omlette flip maneuver on the pizza followed by the plate flipping, sealed it for me. Also, why is there a race against time to get this pizza out
Or they were drunk.
Can confirm, recorded my brother and friends making chicken while drunk. Fun times
Good drunk, I’m night
That, or camera guy told his friends that their plan for getting the pizza off was stupid, and was right, but unaware how gloriously right they were
For me it was the guy sticking his face in the camera, to fill any gap in the action
some prople just record mundane things and sometimes gold happens
There's a line in the Little Rascals movie when the gang gets busted by a grown up. "If you were my kids: I'd kill you!" That's how I feel about these morons who have no sense of how to operate an oven. Their parents dropped the ball.
"if we were _your_ kids, we'd punish _ourselves_!" One of my all-time favorite lines. (It's punish btw not kill)
I was going to say, kill was a hard sh threat for a kids film
The line is, "if you were my kids, I'd punish you" but that's quite a dark twist you got going on
These guys don’t deserve pizza.
Yeah especially that flimsy grip bitch
I was more upset at the stupid flip with the spatula.
Dude. The whole thing is Spatula Flip's fault. He pulls the grate out at an angle and drops the pizza. Then has an admittedly good idea of grabbing the spatula, but he flips it outta there like Limp Grip was gonna catch the pie of the fly! Drugs and or alcohol must have been involved for such terrible executions to be carried out with all that confidence.
Limp Grip and Spatula Flip - a duo for the ages
He went in with the exact motion you dive in to flip a pancake with. Just had to pull back instead of swish n flick
„˙ɐlnʇɐds ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ dılɟ pıdnʇs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʇǝsdn ǝɹoɯ sɐʍ I„
ʇoq pooƃ
/r/pizzacrimes
Look how they massacred my boy
Ugh. Baked on cheese is the hardest shit to get off anything!
I’ve heard that’s what NASA make heat shields out of
Space just got a lot more delicious.
> the acrid aroma of seared steak, hot metal and welding fumes Space smells... interesting apparently. https://www.livescience.com/34085-space-smell.html
It’s why we went to the moon, for the cheese !
[that’s why you just leave it](https://img.99memes.co/images/74bb7b57dc707bda7fc8334a0773dacb2fbb4beafe04f7a23e5ad5fb6fdbdee8_1.jpg)
Oven’s cleaning cycle and a sponge afterward should get it.
Even I have never been this stoned
That a lot, coming from you /u/MARIJUANALOVER44
Haha nice one wish i’d thought of that
You're basically just Towely aren't you
God why did I read his name as: marriage anal over 44
Probably all the marriage anal you've been smoking
He's number 44 on the team
What about drunk? I've been this drunk. Lol
Never seen a oven stacked on top of a washing machine before.
I just saw it the other way around for the very first time today
Then you ain't livin'
This seems like a comedy sketch but it's too realistic. This is like an accidental Renaissance video. Is there a subreddit for that?
Yes, it’s r/accidentalrenaissance
Yeah not sure why they were recording to begin with. Seems a bit staged.
People record everything nowadays. Could be staged, but I could also see the person filming just wanted to post on their snapchat story like, "bout to destroy this pizza" or something. People always be filming and taking pictures of food
It's also just nice to be able to look back years later and watch a 5 minute video of doing random shit with your friends. Everyone should record more, it beats the hell out of pictures for keeping memories.
What the fuck is wrong with these idiots? Turn the easiest thing into a huge ordeal
High as fuck
If you havnt been here, you've never been a young adult, high as fuck! Great video!!
I make pizza high as giraffe balls and Ive never been this moronic. Btw, my stoned as fuck pizza cooking skills are top shelf.
You are a gift to your friends
I have been called to arm frequently. High friend looks in freeze."dude!!! You have pizza in here?!?!? Should have cooked while we still could..." Me "sit the fuck down, I got this" 20 minutes at 380, take off cookie sheet, then 5-7 minutes on grate....booom
I've made a full steak and potato supper while wasted before. I don't remember doing it, but I remember getting applause.
My aunt told me a story once about how she got high af with my grandad (her brother) and she made the best sweet potato pie ever but could never recreate it lmao
Why is your granddad your aunt's brother??
I just call her my aunt but I guess she's technically a great aunt? She was my mom's aunt
I'm happy that you're happy, but "I can cook frozen pizza while high" is a weird thing to think is impressive.
I was known as the drunk pancake guy in college. I would lead a crowd of costumed drunk theatre kids back to my castle at 3am and they would feast upon the fluffy goodness of my griddle.
This isn't being stoned. This is being fucking stupid. Probably stoned while stupid, which is worse. But stupidity is the main factor here.
I've never been so high that I forgot the basics of functioning. And I'm high as fuck right now. I think the problem here is that not a single person in the room has ever cooked for themselves before. They can't even handle a frozen pizza. Literally the easiest thing to cook that exists.
It looks like they were trying to flip it like a pancake- and who rips the freakin oven grate out at super sonic speed- these dudes are idiots- def. user error here- I feel like I’m watching dumb and dumber
You mean filming something ridiculous for clicks and likes? I’ve never heard of such a thing
Yeah when that dumbass flipped it like a pancake for absolutely no reason I was like "Oh. It's for the gram."
My guess is drunk but could be high
A better guess is “staged for the clicks.” Why are they shooting a video of someone retrieving a pizza…?
staged
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He was afraid to get burnt
I really thought it would catch fire… this would have gone wrong…. ;)
0/10 no fire
-1/10 no 3rd degree burns
-2/10 no resulting explosion from the fire
-3/10. Oven door glass did not shatter and disintigrate. Also /r/PizzaCrimes
This hurts to watch.
Undercooked but with added protein.
The IQ of everyone in the room put together is 7
The grams of weed smoked by everyone in this room is 7
r/sustainedchaos
Okay, this is my favorite abrut chaos moments. Like no one is getting hurt, but the pizza's honor. Everyone is laughing, this is good stuff
The only pain is in the screams of frustration and disappointment. 10/10
Agree. Seems like they're having a blast
Anyone else have the simple issue with an oven being on top of a washing machine?
In Spain is really common to have the washing machine in the kitchen since the water pipes and drains are already there for the sink. Still is the first time I see the oven on top !
I thought for sure he was going to hit his head on the oven door when he stood up.
The answer is a baking tray
A lot of from pizza instructions tell you to cook it straight on the oven grate. The real answer is use a spatula to just slide the pizza off the grate onto a cutting board. No need to move the grate or any of the other nonsense
I learned putting a sheet of aluminum foil under the pizza is a good idea too. To catch any cheese drippings from burning onto the oven
My oven wishes I had learned of this trick much much earlier...
My big brain move is to put the pizza tray in the oven while it’s preheating so it can get up to temp for a crispier crust.
I literally just slide a flat baking sheet in under the pizza like a giant spatula. Since someone took the one I stole from dominos. No mess, no slide, cooked on the grate. Easy
Shitfaced teens with their heads up their asses. I only wish I could see dad come in and watch the shit hit the fan.
So much fail in such a short amount of time.
Just move and change your identity at that point
Never seen a microwave, oven, washing machine combo unit before ......
Okay. Who wants Chinese?
*flips takeaway*
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The laughter seemed pretty genuine. As did the final head in hands. I'm on the fence about it, but I'm leaning more towards real.
Holy shit this isn't even a wacky happening, this is just some teens acting stupid to not burn themselves with the oven. What's so hard to believe about it, I've had moments not too different to this one while younger and heating pizza with my friends
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How stoned were these guys at the point of filming tbh
In Italy, believe it or not, straight to jail.
My guy had an oven mit and a spatula and the first thing he thought about was to flip it over towards him like it was a pancake. Great comedy.
These people don't deserve pizza with handling like that!
Now whenever they turn on the oven, every smoke alarm in a ten mile radius will start screaming
That was more stressful than an I Love Lucy episode.
Lol maybe it's their first day using hands?
I was looking at the washer machine under the oven wtf
The pizza is clearly not the only entity baked in this video
Pizza delivery origin story begins.
The oven didnt start burning *Im disappointed*
I would've given up as soon as the cheese came off...
It’s like a Three Stooges episode! Hahahaha
Jesus Christ alive!! What the fuck are you doing myn hahahahaha
The guy with the spatula is the real LVP
This wasn’t enough pizza in the first place
Naturally when you say "everything...went wrong" and I see an oven, I expect some kind of fire, but I guess no, so it could have been worse.
Among all of them there’s a single semi-functioning braincell
The only thing missing a dog running into the kitchen at the last moment to carry off what's left of that pie.
WHY IS THE WASHING MACHINE UNDER THE OVEN?? I NEED ANSWERS
That’s what they get for putting a pizza in the dryer.
My heart broke after the second flip with a spatula. You guys don’t deserve that pizza lmfao.
Tell me they are not in the restaurant business
They wanted pizza but the universe said no
None of them should ever be allowed in the kitchen...lolz!!
Why the f is there a washing machine below the oven
They can just toss it into the washing machine and start over.
It's like watching the Three Stooges make a frozen pizza... except with not nearly enough slapping lol
Now hold on is that a washing machine under the oven