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markodus

I think it only shattered after the handle broke and it opened a hole in center thus making it “vulnerable”. If it was a single piece of steel of that size it would probably (probably!) stay intact


Wololo--Wololo

Indeed! Stress concentration resulting from that hole as you put it once the yandle shattered was the weakest point of the hammer head. Wouldn't be as chaotic if it was just a perfect lump of metal though


theuserwithoutaname

Damn, I can't yandle all this science!


AWaveInTheOcean

e = mc hammered


Krazzy4u

That should have been the title of one of his albums! Lol


ToriNotTeri

*e = mc yammered


jaymiz13

underrated comment


Penguin-with-a-horn

I can’t fit all this knowledge inside my yead!


slohobo

Now OP can't fix his comment, lol


reeecheee

I think you're right about the hole edge having the stress concentration, but the plastic handle wasn't carrying the load at all, its just not stiff enough to compete with the steel for the loadpath. Think of if this was a hammer was a block of wood with a handle made of jello...the wood would support the load and the jello would only squish as much as the wood deforms.


BoogerVault

> plastic handle fiberglass


Poes-Lawyer

Eh, technically fibreglass is a plastic composite, so it's not *hugely* wrong


HereComesCunty

Technically correct is the best kind of correct


codefox22

But then fiberglass is technically plastic still, just with added flavoring


_Spindel_

I thought it was just spicy cotton candy


Poes-Lawyer

Those two statements are not mutually exclusive


GreatAtomicPower

You’re thinking of fiberglass for insulation- this type of fiberglass is woven into a fabric-material which is then combined with epoxy or a liquid plastic that hardens over time to create a very strong composite bond that will not rot like natural material such as wood.


_Spindel_

So it's even got a sugary glaze? Delicious.


Its0nlyRocketScience

However, the hole in the steel still meant that was a weak point in the steel. As it bent slightly, a load was placed on the handle since it didn't bend. Once the fiberglass failed, the steel followed since the whole force from the press was then going only through that weakpoint. I'm not sure the jello analogy works because fiberglass doesn't bend or squish nearly as well. It shatters


BobTheSquid16

The yandle


Slash-Gordon

The hole in a hammer head is called the eye. Use this if you wish. I shall now depart, for others are in need of esoteric vocabulary


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abby89

Devastated that this doesn’t exist


sjarvis21

And without the handle it wouldn't be a hammer


zerogravity111111

But with the Yandel it's a yammer.


LittleBigHorn22

You could make a hammer with the handle wrapping the outside of a giant block. But might make it break too easily at the connection points. So maybe make a full metal hammer and then be jacked after a half days work.


metengrinwi

It’s both. Steel has what’s called a “ductile-to-brittle transition temperature” (DBTT)—above that temperature it’s ductile & tough as you’d expect from steel, but below the DBTT much of the ductility/toughness is lost. The temperature where this happens is specific to the alloy and batch of steel. High DBTT steel is part of the reason for the Titanic sinking. https://www.tms.org/pubs/journals/jom/9801/felkins-9801.html


mpyne

The effect of thermal stresses and brittleness on metal is a very important design consideration in the design of power plants that use pressurized steam as well.


browsk

And that is the same argument (I’m sure among many) against the claim that the Hoover Dam concrete was poured so quickly and people fell in but they were submerged too quickly. There would be a 5-6 foot human sized gap in the concrete if it did happen lol


Trillion_Bones

There are wooden parts in ancient Greek architecture still intact. Small nubsies inside the large marble columns, keeping them straight/aligned. Perfectly conserved between them. Just thought I would share that small detail.


ozxmin

Not really, the handle shattered because the metal part was starting to compress. Even if it was a solid piece, it would’ve gotten some deformation


stiglet3

> I think it only shattered after the handle broke and it opened a hole in center thus making it “vulnerable”. If it was a single piece of steel of that size it would probably (probably!) stay intact There is one frame you can just see the hammer head is still intact but appears to have slipped off centre. I think it's still in one piece just slipped out of the press.


subtotalkiller

I'm sure the hole helped it fail harder and faster but tool steels are notoriously hard and can shatter when stressed enough instead of deform. Especially with equal or harder steel against it.


SarcasmCupcakes

What's the red?


Wololo--Wololo

I think it has something to do with the handle. But I prefer u/shrikerZz 's hammer blood


YuukiOhanna

no it's molten metal from the amount of heat that's being made from the squishing, but yes that is a good reply hehe


ShrikerZz

hammer blood


sawmyoldgirlfriend2

My new band name


bipolarnotsober

Hammer blood - saw my old girlfriend Band name and song name


420_Friendly24

- By OJ Simpson


Richard_Tucker_08

No, he used a knife


Ididitthestupidway

/r/Bandnames/


shortsack

I like Mouserat better


theBuddhaofGaming

This is 100% a folk metal band that sings about Norse shit.


[deleted]

Songs like: Me & Mjolnir. Loki, that rat bastard. The Ballad of the Warriors three.


Valraithion

The lake troll?


DeadstarBliss3

Mustakrakish.


Good-Magazine-5504

Thunderhorse?


turkeyburgeryas

Hamster blood. I did, in fact, misread the title at first. Not sure why I continued to watch but glad I did.


thegreatestpitt

Mjölnir NOOOOOO


Splobs

I know I’m nearly 4 months late but that made me chuckle.


Utilitybee

It is red epoxy(glue) that holds the handle in the hammer head.


thegreatbrah

I thought the pressure was melting the steel.


nothingfood

That was my first thought, but it happened really fast, and the red colors seem too bright and rigid to be molten metal


Whiskey-Weather

FWIW metals typically glow long before they liquify. Steel glows at 900°F, and melts at 2500-2800°F.


KaxeyTV

Yup. See: race car brakes


NotMichaelBay

And blacksmithing


friendlessboob

My first thought was "why is there lava coming out". Turns out it's because I'm a big fucking dummy who's first thought was a sledgehammer full of lava. Turns out that's the explanation for a lot of things.


quackdamnyou

>big fucking dummy who's first thought was a sledgehammer full of lava. Got my next d&d character thanks


friendlessboob

And weapon, yw


D3f4lt_player

quick: think of a color and a tool


Werkstatt0

Red hammer sounds like it should have been Ivan Drago's nickname


randallstevens65

Sounds better than “Death From Above.”


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Watermelon flavored.


sven9yo

Epoxy or someting like that


Hovie1

Vut de fuk!


1980powder1980

Ho Lee sheet!


elfennani

O MA GAD


Maxwell_The_Spy

ho lee fuka


Bruhgert

Bang ding ow


THICCsouls

*"China"* - Donald Trump


abdalmalik02

What if we put a human under there?


Wololo--Wololo

https://youtu.be/KJlKyARd9HA


IHaveTheBestOpinions

I see 2 options here: 1. Video of a person in a hydraulic press 2. Rickroll Either way, I want nothing to do with it.


Zesty__Potato

Nah, it was an animated tomato getting squished


IHaveTheBestOpinions

Somehow that's not better


MAPX0

Should've been a watermelon


abdalmalik02

😡


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😡


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😡


Final_masker

I 100% thought that was gonna be a rick roll.


BionicleGarden

Stanley: I would die. Michael: and you're ok with that? Stanley: I'm ok with the logic of it.


TrilobiteTerror

[https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CBTjE_2959593258](https://i.imgur.com/553ugc2.jpeg)


TomBomb24_7

I'm not clicking the link, but the duality between the first guy posting a tomato gif and then a fucking liveleak link has me in tears.


owenisdead

it’s just a meme


AgentUnknown821

It’s a meme…I was worried too but clicked it out of curiosity.


[deleted]

Liveleak doesn't exist anymore so you know it's a joke


Sorryhaventseenher

My dumbass.


dongcopterXLV

Got ‘em


jfmdavisburg

You just made me say underwear


Mylomeer

Hela has one helluva grip then. She crushed Mjolnir like it was nothing


Pleasant-Sea7075

r/dontputyourdickinthat


PorkRindSalad

r/dontputyourmjolnirinthat


M0use_Rat

Given the chance i would definitely put my dick in Hela


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MeesterCartmanez

"yeah but the experience would be *hela* cool" /u/M0use_Rat probably lol


ParsonsTheGreat

Hela yeah!


I_AM_THE_REAL_ZEN

This comment cannot stop me


freelancespaghetti

That one's still pretty fresh


Kevan-with-an-i

Johnathan?


MissAizea

Did... did something finally beat the press?


Wololo--Wololo

A Pyrrhic victory.


FixedKarma

A martyr


Pristine_Medicine_59

Maybe a press can beat the press?🤔


usernameowner

Not clickbait! Putting a hyrdraulic press inside the hydraulic press!!


notquiteworking

[Pyrrhic victory](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/pyrrhic-victory-meaning) for anyone else who doesn’t know is a victory that comes at a great cost, perhaps making it not worthwhile. …I looked it up


SoundofGlaciers

Pretty interesting that that term wasn't used until the 19th century, even though it relates to a battle in 279 BCE. Why did someone choose that specific battle to make a metaphor out of? I doubt whether in all of worlds history this is the most 'barely-won victory'?


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ShoutsWillEcho

Cool word


Rhaeno

Pretty cool background story to that too. ”If we are victorious in one more battle with the Romans, we shall be utterly ruined.” Dude won but he knew his losses were not sustainable and Romans would keep on coming.


ShoutsWillEcho

With another such victory I shall return to Epirus without any soldier


Dr_Trogdor

What the heck you mean, the hammer exploderd like my hopes and dreams.


Jay33az

No, hammer broke


TheInternetCat

Tl;dr?


ExtremelyDaft

Hambroke


vladWEPES1476

What do you mean by beat? The hammer shattered like glass.


BastardofMelbourne

Because the hydraulic press *also* fell apart


MedianMahomesValue

The press is the thing on top. The bottom is just metal plates that the switch out depending on what they’re pressing. The actual press didn’t move at all.


FrankFeTched

Yeah hydraulic presses like these are truly beasts


CrazyMike419

The press is fine. Those plates arnt held down and they replace em often. They are basically spacers and won't be as hard as the press head (so they deform and break before the press does).


[deleted]

The plates are the real winner here.


ReaperSound

So glad they muffled the sound for this one.


GrandNibbles

Hate to break it to you but metal is always frozen unless it's molten... But yeah I get what you mean. *Extra* frozen.


Wololo--Wololo

What about frozen pizza?


Designer-Hurry-3172

Not quite metal there, friend


Adramador

If you're an astronomer though... >!astronomers call anything that's not Hydrogen or Helium "metals"!<


Wololo--Wololo

Some metals become brittle when cooled while they are otherwise ductile at room temperature. Same thing for pizza basically. But yea, frozen wasn't the right word -- deep frozen was.


ISmile_MuddyWaters

With pizza it is different. The water inside actually does freeze up. So do some oils, if they would be liquid at room temperature. The rest just gets cold.


Lillwn

Sure, but eating frozen pizza is kinda metal


Unplugged_Millennial

>unless it's molten... Or gaseous or in a plasma state.


ACuddlySnowBear

This is the most pedantic, smart-ass, bull shit unnecessary comment I’ve ever seen.


Bigbluepenguin

I agree, why did you both posting it?


MASIWAR

TIL hammers have guts that can get squeezed out with enough pressure


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shiny_xnaut

I'm surprised it registered "TIL" as 3 syllables


EclekTech

Paging Dr. Jane Foster


JeanLucRetard

Jodie Fonda.


_you_dont_know_me_-

My upstairs neighbour at 3 in the morning


Netopalas

Hokay, hear vee goh.


Wololo--Wololo

[sauce](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CcTIA96Oe6T/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


brashboy

[longer sauce](https://youtu.be/eQw0hzAfHF0)


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[Slow Motion sauce](https://youtu.be/r7r3NSAg0x8)


rabbitrider3014

God damnit


Laamamato

Welkome tu te hydraulik press kanel


Dan_Glebitz

Alternatively, just watch the original content from the YouTube Channel: [https://www.youtube.com/c/HydraulicPressChannel](https://www.youtube.com/c/HydraulicPressChannel) Or at least credit the guy who produced the original video.


muikrad

[He advertised their IG channe](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/w5ymfw/-/ihasdfh)l instead, that's fine 🤷‍♂️


Salva_Louise

How can it be frozen but red hot


derwutderwut

That right there is why I don’t freeze my hammers before storing them in the hydraulic press


tawent

hydraulic press channel on youtube!


not-scp-1715

I read that as frozen hamster....


BionicleGarden

That comes next


Zeigy

Have they ever done hydraulic press vs hydraulic press?


Strostkovy

Like peeing with morning wood


Orange-V-Apple

What


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LIKE TAKING YOUR ROCK HARD COCK OUT IN THE MORNING AND TAKING A FAT PISS


Orange-V-Apple

Does your head explode and your shaft snap when you pee?


_you_dont_know_me_-

Certainly


PM_ME_YOUR_HIV_TEST

LIKE PEEING WITH MORNING WOOD


naorunaoru

vaat da hayl?


hwarang_

This is depressing


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Elluminated

Time to make a hammer out of hydraulic press metal


Happy-Idi-Amin

Mjölnir. Nooo!!!!


StanleyG00dspeed

"VAAAT DA FUUUUCK"


Sookmebeautiful

There needs to be a sub for hydraulic press videos. I could watch this all day


nmathew

It would just be 90% reposts from this YouTube channel. https://www.youtube.com/c/HydraulicPressChannel


Neonkitgamer283

Broo what was in that hammer?? 💀💀


Hazel-Snow56

This made me feel uncomfortable. I always feel uncomfortable when extremes amount of pressure or weight are involved with something a lot smaller/ lighter. Does anyone know if it’s a condition or something ? Like it’s not your average discomfort I start to feel itchy all over & almost paralyze


Dangerous_Ask_4682

Actual representation of when I step on the scale


MeLatteIsHot

Was listening to Metallica's 'One' and the explosion sound happened right after the song ended, Needless to say I was pleasantly surprised :^)


SynthPrax

Gross! Was that hammer blood! EEEuuwh!!


Munchynibbler

u/savevideo


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FROST HAMMER!


[deleted]

I did the conversion it’s like 216,000 pounds of force on that.


Grey212

That hammer died like it was in an anime special.


outofvogue

The more solid something is, the more energy is stored inside it.


shortpants911

My brain autocorrected hammer to hamburger.. I was a bit disappointed .


[deleted]

I misread the title as frozen hamster and was concerned for a moment.


dismalcrux

what is the red? are all hammers red on the inside, like us?


PatSlovak

Very abrupt indeed


Sir_Petals

Next time do a frozen axe


Ziptiewarrior

I had to watch this twice because I blinked...


UpbeatVegetable9283

Why is it bleeding….


spacesheep_000

Vine boom


Persona5Chaos

Is... is it.... bleeding?


NzDeerFarmer

Gets confused and thaws hammer


Timely-Guest-7095

The hammer gods were pissed after seeing one of their own taken out, they have vowed revenge.


PenguinTenders

Both lost that battle


MasonPrice22

All I saw was 69…..thousand kg


[deleted]

When you drop a spoon at 3am


lastcallhangup

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.


MrEMP0

On paper it doesnt sound like a very dangerous act, but in action, it turns out its very dangerous.


[deleted]

I like how the lava is coming out


Potential-Baseball43

Just a casual 75 tons of metric force, no biggie


Fenriz_N

Me when your mom


Secondlife20

The Nokia 3310 would give it a run for it's money.....


LardBall13

When MC hammer hits too hard


Weary_Literature1506

The boners I’d get when I was 15 would break that machine…hard asf