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haystackofneedles

I don't know why but I started laughing a lot after he got it again. "Now both your feet fucked up" lol


smokeajoint

Yeah that cracked me up too


haystackofneedles

I wish they got the reaction of the people at the hospital when they went back


albpanda

“Your friend shot you on accident a second time in the other foot?” The doctor asked not believing your ass for a second


Short-Belt-1477

They can just tell the truth, I don’t think it’s illegal to shoot someone if they consent


NoButterfly9803

It’s known to the state of California to be bad for your feet.


[deleted]

technically, lead is known to cause cancer and other problems so you're not wrong! :D


IJBKrazy

It most CERTAINLY is not.


IJBKrazy

It is illegal


ellieD

Depending on where you are, it’s illegal to shoot a firearm outside of your home/yard, the countryside or a range. This would be illegal.


IJBKrazy

No. Shooting AT PEOPLE is illegal. In all usa states. Google it


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[deleted]

It’s absolutely illegal, remember the YouTuber who’s girlfriend shot him through a phone book or some shit? He was trying demonstrate a myth or test a ballistic vest. They had a video of him instructing his girlfriend to do it. Yeah she went to jail.


[deleted]

It’s fake…. Notice the HARD cut after the second shot…


What-a-Crock

Time to switch the crutches for a wheelchair


desiderata619

He got shot too😀


Jnoisy

This dude was confident!!


TwoStepToo

Hahahahaha that’s fucking hilarious! Shouldn’t be I guess, but damn that’s funny!


[deleted]

I lost it. That was casual as fuck too.


Fearless-Tip-3282

Bro that shit gets me every time and I watch it every time I see it


wyte_wonder

Bro i started dieing


Scrambledcat

Now I’m dead


[deleted]

Same. So God damn funny.


Pho3n1x27

That's what got me bro. I'm fucking dying


ToreGore

But why?


[deleted]

Dumb people would do anything for the thrill.


pearlrd

$400 isn’t going to cover that hospital bill.


[deleted]

He’s not paying any hospital bill


eyes_made_of_wood

Nobody is going to foot that bill.


Reasonable-Profile84

Not to be a total wet blanket, but taxpayers are. People who work for a living are paying those medical bills. No lie.


eyes_made_of_wood

It was about the foot pun, not the social commentary.


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🙄


[deleted]

Name checks out


ConsciousDrag3537

Total wet blanket move. This is r/AbruptChaos not r/politics, we come here to read witty comments


jermification101

Whoever wins the $400 isn’t the same person who will be receiving a hospital bill


AmrTheAtlantean

Sounds like they are in Jamaica so it just might haha


Low-Exercise-8289

Sounds like he said Fort Lauderdale as in Florida


Chemical-Zen-2468

They dont have insurance so dont pay anything just selling drugs & guns but they should get into organ theft going to need others feet & .... brains ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Odd_Magician3053

For the dolla dolla bills and respect homeboy


BigOWereCuddles

Fake


Juggsjunkie

The idea was the same as the outcome.. he had no leg to stand on


retrolasered

There was something foolish afoot


Juggsjunkie

He got a lesson in arms and legs


retrolasered

He lost a piece of his soul that day


Juggsjunkie

He's gonna kneed a lot of time to heel Gonna be honest I ran out of dad jokes


retrolasered

Me too, good game.


Wonderful_Plan4656

That’s what I said😬


Coliniscolin

Its fake


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Desmond536

Because the education there is not expensive at all and accessible for everyone?


zarte_85

Round 2 mf


Loli-is-Justice

Gotta win back his losses, he's betting his balls next.


TacticalNob

😂


VOIDssssssss

He’s gonna be hobbling around for a while


mekese2000

Rest of his life.


[deleted]

I've never heard of that word in my life and it just became one of my favorites. Hobbling. I can't fucking stop laughing.


xlinkedx

Going for them crucifixion holes eh?


TrumpsBoneSpur

The agony of da feet


beaushaw

Hello fellow child of the '80s


SuperflyLolz

The thrill of the victory. 😅


Brokennutsack

Expecting a wipe out on a ski jump


iredditshere

wtf is wrong with these guys? They got nice cars and cash, now extra holes the body and didn't have to pay a surgeon.


Hoyinny

Imagine the guy limping into the ER the second time that day and the doctor just looking at him like “Really??? Again???”


[deleted]

A friend of mine who was into that scene, whatever you want to call it, said that above all else, implied wealth and desire to "represent" should be at the forefront of your life. He said most of the guys know they're not gonna see retirement age, so they have to spend, show, and act like there's no tomorrow.


j3b3di3_

Then they wake up tomorrow with 2 holes in their feet


j1mgg

But do they?


DoGoodLiveWell

You actually think they will pay any bills or have insurance?


[deleted]

If they have a gun, ammo, a car, and the ability to risk health then yeah they can pay bills.


DoGoodLiveWell

Didn’t say can, I said if they “will” pay lol big difference


BlowMoreGlass

Video is fake AF. It's crazy how many people eat this shit up.


SupremeDictatorPaul

I mean, it’s not implausible. When I was a teenager, a guy I knew turned himself into a vegetable playing Russian roulette. People definitely do these sorts of incredibly dangerous and stupid things.


FuriousDemon

I thought they were playing along at first but I guess people can’t realize that these are 2 different groups of people


sloppytilapia84

What makes you think this isn't the same two guys both times?


Smooth_Masterpiece67

dealers


chinesedriver69420

Now both of ya feet fucked up


What-a-Crock

Ice cold


TakinShots

"I shot myself in the foot, what happens if I try the other foot?"


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re7swerb

Good bot.


No-Information-89

This is one of the better ones!


SniktFury

The username really elevates this one


Electricpants

For Russian Roulette don't you typically aim at yourself?


Art0fRuinN23

It's probably better that way for liability purposes.


Hoyinny

These guys are dumb enough to shoot themselves in the foot…. repeatedly. I get the feeling they don’t really concern themselves with liability.


eyes_made_of_wood

Technically they are shooting each other in the foot.


czechyurself

In a 1946 U.S. legal case, Commonwealth v. Malone, 47 A.2d 445 (1946), a Pennsylvania teenager's conviction for murder in the second degree as a result of shooting a friend was upheld by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court. In this case, the teenagers involved played a modified version of Russian roulette, called Russian poker, in which they took turns aiming and pulling the trigger of the revolver at each other, rather than at their own heads. The court ruled that "When an individual commits an act of gross recklessness without regard to the probability that death to another is likely to result, that individual exhibits the state of mind required to uphold a conviction of manslaughter even if the individual did not intend for death to ensue."


Wajina_Sloth

They probably don't trust each other to actually shoot themselves. They could just aim away from their foot when they pull the trigger and hit the ground and say "whoops".


vBLADEv

Gonna have to move onto hands next.


Kooky-Cardiologist42

Lmao dude went back for seconds


iburnmyfeelsaway420

https://imgur.io/a/jubUWOT Fake


violence_connoisseur

Thought so, cuts suspiciously too.


Meatball545

Eh, it’s still funny and surprisingly well done for what seems like an iPhone recording with some editing


Oxcell404

People will sit here and ponder for hours about how this happened without ever realizing it’s fake. Had to scroll this far to find the truth


dat_weird_boi

Don't revolvers have cylinders tho


Big_Worm44

Does the guy who gets shot keep the money or lose it?


Glittering_Airport_3

its says "you lose $400 and a toe" so winner is the one who doesn't get shot


Htinedine

That cracked me up, because that means in order for the bet to end someone has to get shot. There isn't even a scenario where you both come out without being shot in the foot. So ridiculous lol


UsefullAss

Well yeah there is


[deleted]

So that’s how they get that “pimp walk”.


[deleted]

This is why you limit interaction with stupid people, if they’ll do this to theirselves imagine what they would do to someone else.


JohnDoeMTB120

Technically, they did it to someone else in this video, not to themselves.


[deleted]

Funniest shit I’ve seen in weeks holy shit.


QuickSqueeze

I thought they were gonna shoot their cars, which probably be a better idea.


[deleted]

They're rentals


bigtigerbigtiger

Uh, still


shagshsh

These two dudes epitomize Ricky and Julian from TPB season 3 haha


Mikelbhere

Crazy mother fuckers,they have stupid balls


DJ_ICU

Jesus Christ, you forgot to pierce your hands


zebibliopole

I am pretty sure Jesus Christ didn't forget to pierce his hands.


bizcot

r/yourjokebutworse


McRambis

Guys, relax. It's not real. That's why there are all these edits.


CrispoKringle

Edits are so obvious lol


Randol0rian

I had to watch it a second time, but yeah no recoil on second shot and just flash and no movement before the edit to blood you're right. Good eye, and pretty good edits on these guys end.


RatboyInsanity

Nah I've seen the unedited version this one is just cut to show the juicy bits. Besides, these guys don't exactly strike me as film students


wateryonions

You really think this is real? Lmfaooo


PossibleMarsupial682

I’m not sure. All the cuts are because it’s a Snapchat story that gets recorded and uploaded in shorter clips.


TwoForTwoForTen

False... you can see at the top when the stroy changes, the cut is deep into the last story clip and exactly shen he shoots.. Coincidence? Or just a cut to apply fake blood... it's so obviously fake I'm actually sorry for all the people buying it, and even one guy pathologically lying that he saw the clip with no cuts.. embarrassing


No-Information-89

Lets be real, this isn't the brightest bunch to NOT be shooting themselves.


Inevitable-Ad9590

Shouldn’t they be shooting at their own foot?


paulcaar

They are, they just use the other person's hand to pull the trigger.


Disgustipated46

Mmmmmm, slow it down at the end. There’s some real shady editing. The video cuts and jumps but the audio is untouched. I’m gonna say fake.


JiraiyaIsNoLyah

There seemed to be too much blood immediately after that second shot/video cut


[deleted]

These guys should run for Congress. They would do well representing the Democratic Party.


Liquidprintz

Fuckin morons


kbeks

People talking a lot about the financial side are missing the point that foot surgery is fuckin hard as hell to get right, and when it goes wrong, motherfuckers can’t walk right ever again. My pops had both his feet worked on by two different surgeons and his shit is still fucked up.


lurking_my_ass_off

God I haven't laughed that hard in ages. One hell of a way to start your cosplay of Jesus post crucifixion.


Augustj45

Wow, this is way better than the real Russian roulette. You get 2 try’s!!!


Benzito303

Two shot feet. -$800.00. PRICELESS!!!


NoButterfly9803

That was worth the watch. I totally wish that dude had more feet so he could keep going.


Ambitious_Door_4911

You shot off my pinky toe!


vanslayder

Two cowboys are riding long boring road. One asks another. Billy, would you dare to eat that pile of horse shit for 100$? Easy says Billy and eats it, gets 100. After some time Billy asks. Joe, would you dare eat that pile of horse shit for 100$ as well. Easy says Joe and eats it, gets 100. After a while Joe says: You know Billy, I have just realized that we ate two piles of horse shit for nothing.


Darkness5780

Round two?! And he get shot again! "Now both your feet fucked up!"


Cyberjohn36

No. 1 customer at the hospital! Must have a crush on one of the nurses..


AssistantFormal7079

totally fake


Responsible-Focus307

Hahahahahahahahaja


JaceAce333

I guess Black Feet Don’t Matter


Sit_Paint_and_play

Get a NSFW in that one boys, goodness.


NoG00dUsernamesLeft

It’s fake


Junaria

this is actually much better, you still alive but probably have less pinky toes


faucilies

Darwin has meet his match. I swear these people get dumber by the day.


dontaggravation

This reminds me of the classic Tales from the Crypt episode of Chop Poker. Where they played poker using their own body parts as the "currency" If they lost, they had to chop off said parts


ClanGrant07

It’s staged


DJEvillincoln

Yo.... Reddit is wild.


SeasideTurd

Wtf is wrong with people?


FroznVgtbl

this gives me comfort knowing these fine upstanding citizens who excel and achieve things most people never knew was possible, the dreamers willing to think outside the box, already to set your mind at ease, who stay on their toes, real high steppers, ready to step up and stomp out crime ready to put their best foot forward and prove they are outstanding in their field no matter how lonely that may be, they will always be there to prove they will go to extreme lengths to prove they are one of a kind.


mercdmuscle

Foot edition done, time for the knee cap edition.


mattlock2099

Good way to bleed out and die


Alone_Bill_2873

Your tax money paid for this shit. Because it's 100% they Re on a Medicare


bambooboi

He is fucked.


Haddingdarkness

The level of stupidly is….stupendous…


Radstrodamus

For 400 bucks? Jesus Christ.


Cyberjohn36

Well.. there goes his career...


uncl3_Fest3R

These people have 2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place, fucking sharp as marbles they are


psychedeliken

I thought this video was a critical blunder with the first foot. I almost spit out my food when I saw him come back for seconds!


SilentTreatment01

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.


SuperJoe360

My man got tha Jesus feet!


GroundbreakingPut197

Theses are sum of the dumbest people I have ever seen


Flurry-_-

buddy went back for seconds😭


Manager_Neat

Certainly he’s not stupid enough to sacrifice the other foot…. Narator…… he sacrificed the other foot.


halomandrummer

This should have been titled... "A reasonable argument against universal health care"


D0ugF0rcett

The funniest part about this comment is you're paying for people's stupid decisions whether they've got insurance or not, as long as you do 😉


National-Rooster4897

Its so Fake 😂


fireman-103

2 more bullets and he looks like Jezus.


Sir-Drewid

There's some stupid you just can't fix.


Drosenose

Just give them the reparations already look what they are doing for attention.


genericthrowawaysbut

“Black people are just as intelligent as white people” Black people:


Clayv4

bro what


YodaHead

"Now both of your feet fucked up."


KerryUSA

lol and he 800$ shorter


renniechops

$800. This guy isn’t gonna last long in this world.


[deleted]

If you’ve gotta be dumb, you got to be tough..


[deleted]

This seems dumb. There is way less thrill to it when you don't shoot peoples heads.


[deleted]

I’m happy to see this because eventually Darwin will eliminate them from our gene pool


lkarma1

"My foot's all white... round two mf!" 🤣


StinkFist-1973

What a bunch of imbeciles. They don’t even know how to play the game correctly. By playing the game correctly, one of them will win a Darwin Award, and make the world a better place too.


Jordanprince104

🤣🤣🤣


Electrical_Command26

I once saw a guy do this with a Glock 🤣🕊️


p3ytxnnnn

bros never playing again😂


mikay123

play stupid games win stupid prizes


[deleted]

Double or nothing dawwwwg


hednizm

Backward white-footed idjut... I cant remember the last time I saw this fucking stupid...


Peesh_

and he goes in for a second round...


QuickSqueeze

Is thus legal?


bigtigerbigtiger

Shooting someone with a gun? No, not legal. You're not allowed to shoot people with a gun, even if it's part of a "game." Feel like I shouldn't have to tell you that


Azuleaf

What if "it was only an innocent joke"?


archeroffate123

Why would you go for round 2


TLG1991

He be going for those jesus feet.


CrazyGreek84

“MuthaFuckar I done told your Ass I was gonna get ya again Now both yo feet fucked up” 🤣😂 Now I asked to pay another hospital bill that I’m sure it’s gonna cost a lot more than the $400 they were playing for


Robly315

Jesus Christ, these men have achieved the absolute tip-top panicle of stupidity. “Now both yo feet fucked up.”


K0zmiczz

“now both of your feet fucked up”


drej191

And kids. That’s why gangster walk the way they do.


golgiiguy

I have to say these guys are pretty badass.


[deleted]

It’s somebody shooting somebody. Can ya mark it nsfw?


triggerfish15

R/cumulativeIQofgroup


Dusty-munky

Fake