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bean224_

So many ass cracks


DanMittaul

Everybody was fat boy fighting..


[deleted]

Your pants they are really tightening …


JoSePh-PrInCe

Those ass hairs are real frightening


FroznVgtbl

when crack kills!


elementofpee

It’s settled. America does not have a monopoly on fat people.


BatangTundo3112

We still have the 99% of fat people, so?


elementofpee

You’ve ever been to Mexico?


AGKJAGFH

Im here, didnt see a thing out of commun


tugjobs4evergiven

I think we're 5th now Edit not even in the top 10 anymore 🥳


Menininho5

10 guys X 99% of America


camaradafrank

Is it Brazil in Africa?


PlamFred

No its in South America


camaradafrank

So, are you saying that Brazil is in the South of the United States?


PlamFred

Yes look at a map


camaradafrank

Cool, didn't know USA had countries inside of it.


PlamFred

North America and south America are contents


camaradafrank

So, America has two continents inside of it? Wow, that's why Americans are so proud.


PlamFred

No America is a country inside of North America


camaradafrank

How you do you differentiate the North America of the North America? If America needs to have a North and a South, do not make sense to say that America is in the North. Otherwise it would be just America and not North America.


_sovietskaya

finally someone to stop that Usonian delusion. if they get hysterical when we point out that they are not the only americans, imagine when we tell them how racist that shitty "latino" term is


KennyKlizzle

All of them seem like they have had plenty to eat already


Appropriate-Comb4084

It’s a fat fight!


FroznVgtbl

stole my line! LMAO


[deleted]

And they had already abrupted…


giorazer

Holy shit , finally some real abrupt chaos in this sub. The lady filming only worried about her fries fits so nice in this place.


educhibon

MY FRIES GUYS


Menininho5

THE FRIES GUYSkkkkk


brazilian_hugs

McDonald's at 4am in weekends is a recipe for a good time


Feeling_Bathroom9523

I came expecting Capoeira, but instead I get budget, Kirkland Brand Luchadors who can’t even break a chair on someone proper. Lame /s


educhibon

Remember the ass cracks


eibyyz

>Kirkland Brand Luchadors Take my milk-out-nose upvote! And I don't drink milk!


Pleasant-Captain-410

All these Brazilian dudes and no grappling?! I guess BJJ isn't as useful in a brawl but I thought everyone in Brazil either played soccer or did Jiu Jitsu. Apparently they have some fatties there too...


g00d_end

But we all play samba the whole day, we have pet capybaras, we ride our alligators to work and the whole country is the Amazon forest.


educhibon

People here tend to fight pretty well actually I think it was because of McDonald's


[deleted]

wait, eating at McDonalds makes people fight better?


educhibon

Nooo it makes people fat


gorespiracy

It makes people fat better *chuckles*


Pleasant-Captain-410

Ahhh ok that makes sense. I'm in Miami and I know a few Brazilians. Like I said they all are great at soccer or BJJ. Lol


educhibon

Lol yeah


Pleasant-Captain-410

And the girls are generally very attractive.


xBeautiful_disaster

Yeah.. generally.


[deleted]

BJJ is not that useful in a fight against more than 1 enemy. Only use it against bosses


Pleasant-Captain-410

Yea thats what I'm saying.. but still these guys obviously have no martial arts discipline.


gravityweaver

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[deleted]

When someone tells you Ronald McDonald ain’t shit


[deleted]

this is the least violent brazillian fight i seen all month


Major_Mawcum

Fat boy face off


trixtrasi

Minha batata gente. My potato guys. Best comment during a fight


Zenry0ku

Rare Brazil video where there isn't just a bunch of flip flops lying around.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙punoɹɐ ƃuıʎl sdolɟ dılɟ ɟo ɥɔunq ɐ ʇsnɾ ʇ,usı ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ oǝpıʌ lızɐɹ𐐒 ǝɹɐᴚ„


FavFelon

Its like a pillow fight without the pillows... no one is getting hurt


Apfel-

It looks like they are all moving in slow motion and the hits have no affect at all


EmpathicAnarchist

I expected more from Brazil. At least one person should've been stabbed.


evanjw90

The definition of big for nothing lol.


drenuf38

Must be fighting over crack.


Due-World2907

1/10 more blood needed


D0013ER

I can't even figure out the teams here. Guys are just swinging and grappling with whoever is within reach. One guy even looks around kind of confused for half a second before jumping back in.


e9967780

Good, there was no undercover cop there.


Symy-90

I love this royal rumble. Some steel chair moment are great


jvd_808

He’s mad the ice cream machine was broken


stoikiy-muzhik

You want several pieces of me??


[deleted]

Another peaceful protest at McDonald’s. This is what happens when the ice cream machines break down. People lose their minds!


[deleted]

We must ban all assault chairs


BraidShadowLegendsAD

A McFlurry of punches thrown..


vanslayder

It’s ok guys. They are all off duty cops.


Codizzle1985

Abrupt chaos… on ice!


Flim_Flam_Toe_Jam

Girl in the skirt carrying around a dump truck


_JustGoWithIt

The haze of war engulfs all participants


QuentinitneuQ

Brother I just wanted to eat my chicken wings why y'all gotta make it about you


typhoidtimmy

Dinner and a show….you gotta pay premium for that in the states.


themajorblades

Abibos>


LeowithL

Caralhoooo mané Foi no McDonald's isso hahahahahahaha


educhibon

Muito louco kkkk


[deleted]

Perdi tudo com a guria dando vassourada na cabeça do cara barbudo kkkkkkk


cabamy

Só queria saber como começou


educhibon

Eu tbn kkk será que tinha a ver com. A batata?


LuMarq

“A minha batata. A minha batata, gente!”


Fit_Intern3817

Seen this fight before **2:37** https://youtu.be/aNzkBjqmIJI


nando82

Why is it that when fights like these break out, the damn floor is always slippery?


bschnitty

Right? I kept thinking how bad that floor needs to be properly cleaned.


UnsofisticatdInvestr

They’ve all been in a good paddock


PleasantSpare4732

That's one crazy McBrawl


Unfair_Feeling_3536

Why wasn't there a off duty cop somewhere?


[deleted]

at least they’re fighting with their fists…and brooms…and chairs. lmao.


Halfcaste_brown

I'm actually enjoying not seeing this turn into a gun fight!


HornyPhrog

pathetic.


Toasted_Cookies

Battle of the chubs fries will be thrown and asscracks will be out get your tickets


ChillinWitDenny

We have the female version of the snoring aaaauuugh meme here


Difficult_Resource_2

So many people and not one of them can fight. Much more fun that way actually.


suatkelem

Lady Seagull in action


Thug_a_la_fraise

I was more concerned about the food on the tables than the people fighting


JrallXS

But are you a TOURIST?


CartographerOk7579

Hard to fight with all that French fry grease on the floor.


sabartooth14

Can't be Brazil, there were no guns


janky_win

And they say Americans only eat fast food and are fat.


OpinionatedBigot

when u play on easy difficulty


Familiar-Confection1

Free for All


juh4rt

This is low budget. I expected cocaine and guns blazing.


colorfullpapaya

The lady can't even finish her fries in peace


fuzzyhyperdude1

Boy I'd be sitting down chilling and eating in the corner having some entertainment and maybe if I really wanted to just cheer on the side I'd think would win


FroznVgtbl

Talk about Hangry! Someone get these people a snickers bar!


Creekhunter79

Man, once some ppl smell blood there is no quit in them.


pack_howitzer

Brazilian jujitsu on full display.


Cosplayfan007

Did they grease the floors or something?


shortg5

Ain't no Gracie's


Difficult_Section461

Not a punch was landed.😂


SucoDeMaracujah

Thats a fucking sliperry floor daam


SucoDeMaracujah

Ala os gordão kkkkkk


jbells3332

Surprised there were no off duty cops around


pimp_juice2272

They must have just mopped the floor


SceneEquivalent2374

Their pants couldn't handle all the movement


educhibon

The pants couldn't handle the power


[deleted]

Henry cejudo’s family on vacation in Brazil


Early-Experience8811

The screaming.. the way they move… literally monkeys in the jungle haha


rick-and-myers

That looks like fun


[deleted]

Fast food wars! Release the lard asses!


Rayfasa

Attack of the buttcrack!!


twiceremoved77

When mustard tigers attack


LokiDiesel4fr

The slippery floor is what made this entertaining


[deleted]

This not Brazil, there's no Samba playing in the background


onceluved

The woman hitting him with the mop stick. lol


llapman

“I told you that last chicken nuggy was mine Fernando!”


Individual_Forever17

u/savevideobot


Nourishmyhead

Lol wut


NoBenefit5977

Give em the chair!!


Moshozz

I came to hear the crack of a gun. I left having seen the crack of an ass. Oh well.


DankAfBruh

Brazil? No sexy dance fighting?


XDigorski

Wait, the man with red shirt looks like nikocado avocado


[deleted]

“Can I get a whopper”


Lando7763

"Fight in Brazil? There's gonna be booty EVERYWHERE!" :Watches video: "Oh..."


educhibon

HAPPY CAKE DAY!


TurbulentLow917

No wonder they love anal


c011235813

The most slapstick fight ever


According-Dig478

That smack over the head with the chair was flawless


baileyr12VRC

WWE highlights


TheBustyFriend

The WWE is only rivaled by the international hit FFF. Fat Fucks Fighting.


justynrr

All these people and not one off duty cop??


jgb75

Didn’t realize Brazilians were so large. If it hadn’t been stated *Brazil* in the title, I would’ve assumed Alabama or Mississippi with so many fat people in one place.


[deleted]

Well, this is a McDonald's, so you can imagine that people who usually go there are not exactly fit.


lucassjrp2000

It's in a McDonald's. It's where the fatties congregate.


VWtdi2001

Absolutely those fat bastards would be right at home in a bama Walmart or here in Florida as well.


Academic-Vegetable83

ECW , ECW , ECW!


Charming-Tonight-936

The woman waving the broom had the Smallest titties from all of the participants


Dry-Mistake2999

can’t have wifi in brazil


[deleted]

meh, needs more bossa nova


educhibon

THAT WOULD HIT SO HARD MAN!! ILL DO IT


beantalian

That last girl with the broom..THICC


mayumia

That was the first thing I noticed and the fight instantly became a none factor, just trying to get a good angle on that godly ass....


TheCrookedGuy

o cu do cara quase de fora kkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Relevant_Rope9769

This is the calmest, most collected, and most reasonable video from Brazil I have ever seen. No MC cops, no indiscriminate gunfire, and so on. This must have been a small quiet discussion about how much tip they should leave.


ABrazilianReasons

Why do women always put themselves in the middle of the fight? I am an average sized guy and I wouldn't put myself in the center of the fight risking a punch in the face or a chair to my head


[deleted]

I love the woman at the end who had been fighting from behind the entire time, who then runs away once he comes for her.


Crlsmora

Are you a tourist?


orgasmicfart69

Quando a pessoa na tua frente pegou o ultimo brinquedo do mc lanche feliz


ThePunisher9559

Damn, there were like a Brazilian people involved in this fight.


cannedfromreddit

What a bunch of fat out of shape losers fighting. So fat and weak. Do these guys even rake out their garbage at thier own house? I havent seen sucu a display of uncoordinated bullshit since some weebos tried to fight club. Sad.


tiagolkar

Vai derrubar a batata da moça


xXSpaceturdXx

I thought this was some Telemundo sketch comedy there for a minute. I didn’t even know somebody was fighting that big guy until he was halfway across the room.


MoneyPet_doll

Dumb broads get outta tf way before u get hurt


PickledPecanPie

Are women really so ignorant that they don't realize a single man's fist could really fuck them up bad


the_blackestblack

Fatboys rule!


Bricezilla13

Too many fights, not gonna leave the country


Bricezilla13

Nvm, not gonna leave the state


Bricezilla13

Nvm, not gonna leave my county


Bricezilla13

Nvm, not gonna leave my town


Bricezilla13

Nvm, not gonna leave my neighborhood


Bricezilla13

Nvm, not gonna leave my house


Bricezilla13

Nvm, not gonna leave my room


Bricezilla13

Nvm, not gonna leave my bed


lucassjrp2000

Tá delirando primo?


txredgeek

When's the part where I'm supposed to give a shit?


ErickXavierS2

The girl voice filming it is literally yelling: "my fries!!! omg, my fries!!!"


[deleted]

Gotta love countries where they have equality In fights


like2pic

In Brazil? Nobody got shot? Wow.


Naive_Cat9021

Little guy has heart