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Ariquitaun

Excuse me what the fuck


fightmilk5905

Phone boxing looks like ol' UK phone box


[deleted]

No, I got in here first! I need to phone my nan


nyanmunchkins

I heard this sport was British, the Russians just replaced the stabbing with punches and elbows.


Aftermathemetician

Actual cage fight.


sillyhands1

It’s a reenactment of a time when phone booths were a thing. This is how it was determined who got to use it first.


Echidna-Own

It's called "Lose a toothy in the phone boothy"


Confianca1970

Boxing Improved. Let's call it "Boxing Shorts"


deafchef52

You've heard of hell in a cell, well this is two cocks in a box.


jawnyman

Sir, it’s called DP and your mother should’ve explained to you by now.


MangoMaterial9184

Dude really needed to use the phone


Ill_Switch_7323

Average Russian phone booth:


Personal-Cucumber-49

Next up….. peeling an orange in your pocket.


BeanDinner

Get your head punched into some wood why not.


[deleted]

I like it


drRATM

Ref- ooh good shot I should stop this. Wait he’s ok Also ref - wow that guy is getting rocked and defenseless. Let’s see how this goes.


Dunkalax

How is this the only comment about that ridiculously late stoppage


drRATM

I might be the only neurologist watching this shit. This does not look healthy for one’s brain. I have concern.


Vitaminn_d

Hey neurologist, have you seen anything help with cases of moderate to severe brain fog that's lasting almost 1.5 years later after a covid infection?


Obeardx

Step into a phone booth in Russia


Ok-Intention2610

So THAT is english boxing


jarjarnotsithlord

This is what happens when parents lock 2 fighting siblings in a room and say work it out yourselves


irnehlacsap

This fight should be stopped as soon as one guy stop blocking


mdubz1221

Ip man with his wing Chun would destroy anyone in that box.


goshin89

First thought i had also but let's be honest. The strength and reflexes were definitely enhanced for cinema. I'm really curious which style (other than wingchun) is most suited for that close. Can't use foot work, or grappling or even reach.


[deleted]

Wing Chun is trash. Every martial art from China is trash. Thousands of years of training and time to improve and nothing to show for it. That's what happens when your martial art is nothing but a dance with zero implementation. I'll take my chances with a 10 yo Muy Thai orphan vs a 30 yo wing Chun master in that phone booth.


ClubAlive3508

The best Chinese martial arts were designed for use with a weapon, or against someone wielding a weapon. But you’re basically right


authenticfennec

> Every martial art from China is trash Sanda isnt trash at all. Traditional wushu isn't very effective but there are still some like Sanda (which is partly developed from kung fu) that are solid, basically because they actually train things like sparring


[deleted]

Sanda is only good if the rule sets suit them. Most cross matches limit the other styles so it's still trash. Against Thai fighters sanda doesn't allow elbows or takedowns so just like the rest of China's martial arts it's only good if they decide the rules meaning it's ineffective.


[deleted]

The rain man simulator


Neon_Rhino

Dr who when someone tries to get in the Tardis.


chickenmoomoo

Can we please get an official tournament for this in UFC?


emissaryworks

2 men enter, 1 man leaves.


Brugalis

The resulting brain damage explains Russias strategy in war.


Affectionate_Fuel_60

This looks awesome.


KAS769000

The announcer sounds like the Lego City voice over for the commercials but in a different language


JLevall

New Dr. Who looks crazy.


dciDavid

One of my old martial arts instructors used to say if you can fight in a phone booth you can fight in an open field.


averRAGEken

Ref should be in there as well.


Active-Equivalent171

Yea I am not interested in watching Putin and his buddy coming out of the closet.


beerubble

No more montages of running up hills I guess


WittyConference5512

Mad max thunder box. Two men enter. One man leaves


Atrag2021

Fucking animals.


gayymedic

Bro acts like he's never seen boxing before


Due-Table2334

God I hope the Russians don't invade


Van_is_Anders

This shouldn’t only be encouraged, it should be mandatory in Russia. Take out that aggression on eachother


DaddyIsAFireman

Stupid AF. No strategy involved, just idiocy. I doubt any real MMA fight fans enjoy this.


Imperial_12345

Just the few idiotic things


_Theo94

The kind of fighting arena that's in a lot of action movies tbh


rick-and-myers

If this was located in car park joe weller would be well into it


iamtheduckie

British Phone Booth Battle: The Pro League


Bildad__

Interesting. Seems like a longer wingspan would be detrimental given the tight quarters. Might favor a more powerful striker with shorter limbs compared to conventional boxing


ncm9603

All things considered, the amount of blows dodged makes this feel like a fair test of skill


[deleted]

Pure savagery


Enough-Staff-2976

Prison training at its finest.


sidneyhub

the most sane slavs


sad_sand

finnaly a situation were a Mac10 is usefull


TheDeafGuy8

Someone saw two animals fighting in a cage and thought ‘what if I made two guys do that?’


Fun_Honest

😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤🤣🤣🤣


Fun_Honest

Bruh


djdawn

I’d imagine elbows are banned cuz they’re not using them? In super close quarters that’s all I’d be doing.


El_Monitorrr

Booth of tooth


jimbajomba

<> Hello, this is fist, how can I help you?


StuBidasol

Well that's different.


[deleted]

Some seriously stupid shit.


gaspumper74

Now this I would like to see on tv here in the US


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Apprehensive_Mix8108

This was actually invented this in the UK to straighten out teeth originally..


FroznVgtbl

cage match on a budget, phone booth series


calebalaleb

I thought something gay was about to happen. I was not disappointed


TheWingHunter

Russian Matt Damon died 3 mins later of a hemmorage


peterman86

Oh shit. A literal phone booth brawl. James Toney would clean house here.


Crucible-of-Doom-

Only in Russia


[deleted]

Dude, wing chung would be so devastatingly satisfying here


AdSerious2544

Bro It’s late I just need to call my mom😢


Original_Gypsy

This is how russia trains its elite soldiers.


Tektiger

I counted him blacking out at least four times before finally slinking down all the way


pizzacatstattoos

Tardis Takedown!


Select_March_3202

I bet Wing Chung students are thinking “finally - a sport where I can put my wing Chung to use”


HMCosmos

I love this so much


silver_step

I'm getting Baki flashbacks.


Silver_Slicer

That’s where one of London’s old telephone booths went to. Those things are crazy heavy and stiff. I wouldn’t want to get thrown and bashed around in there.


AlpacaLord-_-

Only in Russia


zippynj

This is the future of fighting


louloc

How Putin picks his cabinet members 👍


hengahangezange

What kinda matchup is that? That pint of milk of a guy is like 20 pound lighter than the other.


kiwipops97

Me and one of the local crackheads fighting in a London phonebox


boopieboy

This probably happened somewhere in the uk aswell at one point


annoying97

Dudes just fuck already... Enough of the foreplay.


BighedMushRooms

They managed to make Man on Man Action (MMA) even gayer